Title: Rarity Vs. Raz

Premise: MLP: FIM and Ice Age. Rarity is fighting with Raz (a kangaroo, and the weapons master of Captain Gutt's Crew), when the latter pins her down, and gives a taunting speech.

Personal Comments: This is actually happening in one of my stories; Ponies, Pirates, And The Little Engine that Could. In it, long story short, the Mane Six are on a train ride, and end up clashing with Captain Gutt's crew. In this battle, Raz is Rarity's counterpart. There's also a subplot about Rarity being jeolous of Twilight Sparkle for her skill in magic. This line just came to me a few minutes ago, 3:00 in the morning when I should be doing a last-minute lab report for Biology class.

I'm not putting in the whole fight, just one part that I think would be cool. It's a part that I don't think I'll put in the story. It's based on this one dialogue from Batman Begins. I loved Liam Neeson as Ras Al Ghul in that movie, and I liked the final fight scene.

And they're fighting atop a train during a blizzard, I might add.

Hey by the way, has any pony gone on YouTube and seen those trailer mash-ups for Nolan's Batman trilogy and MLP? I mean you got trailers for Batmare Begins, The Rainbow Knight, and The Rainbow Knight Rises. All the trailers make this idea look awesome! I would love to see a fanfic that takes Rainbow Dash through the trilogy. Would anyone be interested in writing that?


Raz, now out of weapons to use, spun around, letting her tail whip Rarity across the face and cutting her, making her clutch her stinging muzzle with one hoof.

The cold air continued to nip at her as the snow storm began to pick up. Both were pretty tired, weak, and wounded from all the fighting. Raz was as good as always with her weapons and martial art skills, and had called in Silas to help when she needed it. Rarity was using her magic and Tai Kwon Do skills to her fullest ability to be a match for the kangaroo. Perhaps that was why Raz was going in to finish.

Rarity did not get to react soon enough before Raz kicked her in the stomach, knocking her down on her back. Before she could get up, the kangaroo was upon her. Rarity struggled against her foot's pressure, but she was too strong.

"Eh, quit strirmin' so much, will ya?" Raz asked mockingly. "Quit being so afraid!"

That was when Rarity looked up and noticed the avalanche just up ahead. She knew the train would be buried under it. Twilight would be unable to use her magic to save the train, since Gutt had wounded her too badly. What could Rarity do now?

"You're a disgrace to unicorns, Rarity," Raz hissed, her tone more serious and angry than usual. "You've wasted your gift on arts and fashion and beauty! That's why you'll never be as good as Twilight, and that's why you can't stop this avalanche and save this train!"

...And, well, that's pretty much it. I just wanted to make Raz say that to Rarity. Didn't really think of anything else. I guess I could have had Rarity like stab her in the foot, and maybe have the train get buried, or somehow Rarity's magic pulls through and she saves everyone, but this is all I came to. I guess if you want to hear the full story, see the one I listed above. It's on my profile page. So yeah. I'm done here. See you in the next chapter.