Title: Frollo's Bagel
Premise: Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame. A different take on the ending of Hellfire. Humor. Slight crack.
Personal Comments: Wow. It's been a while since I came up with a drabble not dealing with My Little Pony, hasn't it?
This is actually part of this one version of Hellfire that I came up with for an Invader Zim villain in this long-forgotten story I came up with. I felt like doing this here.
I do not own Hunchback or Hellfire. It is owned by Disney. I do not profit from this story. It is just for fun.
Frollo sat there in front of his fire place, singing his haunting song.
Protect me, Maria
Don't let this siren cast her spell
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone
Destroy Esmeralda
And let her taste the fires of hell
Or else let her be mine and mine alone
Suddenly, the door opened, and a guard came in carrying a tray.
"Your lightly-toasted everything bagel, Minister Frollo," The guard panted.
"Oh, excellent," Frollo turned from him. His thoughts suddenly left Esmeralda as he prepared his taste buds for the delicious taste of his bagel.
The guard held out the tray to him as Frollo took the bagel in his hands, and bit down into it.
-And then almost immediatly spat it out on the floor before he turned back to the guard, very cross.
"I said I wanted creamcheese! Not butter!" He snapped.
"Forgive me sir," the guard answered. "We're all out of creamcheese."
"Out?" Frollo repeated, now confused. "But how? I just-" He shook his head, dropping it for a moment in front of the guard. "Nevermind. Get out, you idiot!"
The guard ran out the door, leaving Frollo alone again as he turned back to the fire, still holding the bagel in his hand.
"I'll find more!" He hissed. "I'll find more if I have to burn down all of Paris!"
Hellfire
Dark fire
Now bagel, it's your turn!
Choose me or
Your pyre
Be mine or you will burn!
He threw the bagel into the fire, and watched as it burned charcoal black in the dancing, ravenous flames.