Possible Titles: Master of the Seas 2, featuring Trixie and Gilda.
Premise: MLP: FIM. Ice Age. Trixie and Gilda sing along with Captain Gutt and his crew with their own lyrics.
Personal Comments: Just saw this newly leaked 8-Minute long preview for Season 3 episode 1. Need some Captain Gutt to ease the excitement.
I just love this song so much!
Trixie and Gilda sat in the crew bunks, trying to think of rhymes for their lyrics for when they had to sing along with the rest of the crew. After a long time, they finally finished and were ready for the next shanty.
Later, the crew had capture the mane six, and Gutt got the song going.
Gutt: Here you are on a boat
You're adrift, your afloat
One might even say you're stuck.
Well I'm not one to gloat,
But I would like to note
That you're in luck!
You've been saved by the ape who rules these islands,
So forget about your friends and husbands!
First mate introduce me to them pleeeeeeeaaase!
Shira: Aye-Aye, Captain Gutt!
He's a big and scary,
Silas: Elegant and hairy,
Squint: Fear inspiring,
Gupta: Years to retiring,
Trixie: Portal jumping,
Gilda: Guy your mother's humping,
Shira and Raz: Looting, stealing,
Flynn: Banana-peeling,
Crew: Undisputed Master of the Seas!
Fluttershy: Oh, Jeez!
Gutt: That's me!
Crew: It's he!
Gutt: That's me!
Crew: It's he!
Gutt: That's me!
Crew: It's he!
Gutt: Okay, okay.
Gupta: (Brief Flute Solo)
Gutt: I'm a primate pirate pioneer,
And these are my brave buccaneers,
All of whom were once lost souls like you!
Crew: It's true!
Gupta: He rescued us!
Squint: He saved our hides!
Shira: For that we owe our lives to Strike!
And assuming he doesn't kill you,
Crew: You will owe him toooooo!
Gutt: (Speaking) Kill them? What me? No, no way! Not these beautiful little creatures. (He rubs a hand against Rarity's face)
Rarity: Ugh! Mind your boundries, will you?
Gutt: Anyway,
(Singing Again)
Here we are on a ship,
Moving at quite a clip
Through the ever-shifting ice.
Trixie: Come along on the trip.
Flynn: That's hint.
Squint: That's a tip.
Silas: That's good advice!
Gutt and Shira:
In a world that's going under,
To survive you must learn to plunder.
Gutt: Luckily that's my field of expertiiiiiiise!
Shira: He's the best!
Squint and Flynn: He's a robbing, thieving-
Twilight: We really should be leaving.
Raz: Weapon throwin'-
Apple Jack: We gotta get goin'.
Squint: Pinkie slaying-
Pinkie: Eh, wish we could be staying.
Gilda: Rainbow choking-
Rainbow: You gotta be joking!
Gupta: Big Kahuna-
Rarity: Can we call Princess Luna?
Whole Crew: Undisputed, uncontested,
Monkey-suited-
Gutt: Yeah, you guessed it!
Whole Crew: Master of the seeeeaaaas!
Rainbow: Oh, please!
Gutt: That's me!
Crew: Tis he!
Gutt: Tis me!
Crew: Tis he!
Gutt: That's who?
Crew: It's you!
Gutt: Just testing, I knew.
It's Meeeee!