Title: Captain Gutt: I wasn't Prepared For This
Premise: Ice Age. Gutt has had a meeting with his mysterious overlord, and has some sad news to tell Gupta. They sing a song about it. Based on a scene from MLP: FIM.
Personal Comments: MLP season 3 is just around the corner. I have seen the 8-minute preview for the first episode. It turns out that something I was expecting didn't happen at all. Did this to cope with it. Also, I still like to imagine Captain Gutt being a polar opposite for Twilight Sparkle, and I'm sick of all the screen time Twilight gets, so I decided to give Gutt some more time to reciprocate that.
Gutt walked out of the chief's ice building in the cove. A sad look on his face.
Gupta, who was just doodling in the sand, hopped to his feet, eager to hear from his Captain again.
"Ah, Captain!" The badger exclaimed merrily. "So, how did it go with the big guy? Oh, wait, don't tell me! You passed with blinding colors, right?"
Gutt did not answer. He just moped his head down.
"A-?" Gupta continued.
Gutt was still silent.
"B+?"
Still nothing.
And that's when Gupta got the message... or thought he did.
"Oh, Captain," He exclaimed, looking shocked. "Did you fail?"
And that's when Gutt looked to the sky, and started singing.
Gutt:
I planned to win then drink some rum,
Thought I could pillage any scum.
For yes, I know so many tricks,
But I wasn't prepared for this!
He and Gupta started walking around through the glacier, passing by other pirates.
Gutt:
Sword-fighting would have been a breeze,
Maps of oceans I can draw with ease...
He suddenly slid up to a wall, whipped out a pencil, and with lightning reflexes that caused smoke, he scribbled down on the wall. He looked away and covered his eyes with his free hand. When he was done, and the smoke cleared, he had drawn a perfect map of the Caribbean. He signed his name at the bottom; C. Gutt.
Gupta: Ooo! Very artistic, sir!
Gutt:
I could ace a quiz on piracy's bliss,
But I wasn't prepared for this!
He looked off over the edge of the mountain off over the ocean, staring off into the beautiful horizon.
Gutt:
Will I fail? Or Will I pass?
Don't know that fact...
Gupta:
Don't know that fact!
Gutt:
My blades are sharp, my thirst? Unquenched!
My heart is black!
Gupta:
His heart is black!
Gutt:
Oh, I've taken my share of licks,
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't...
Gupta:
No, he wasn't...
Gutt:
No I wasn't...
Gupta:
No, he wasn't...
Gutt and Gupta:
I (he) just wasn't prepared for this!
After that, the song ended with Gutt and Gupta standing atop the highest mountain in the glacier. The then started heading back down to the ship to join up with the rest of the crew.
"Um, prepared for what, sir?" Gupta asked.
"I dunno," Gutt replied. "Andrew just wanted to make me sing this song. That's it."