Title: Captain Gutt at the Canterlot Wedding

Premise: MLP: FIM, Ice Age. Captain Gutt and his crew arrive at the wedding of Shining Armor and Princess Cadence, intending to crash the wedding, but they arrive too late. What do they do now?

Personal Comments: So if you've read some of my other drabbles or Ponies, Pirates, and the Little Engine That Could, you know I like to pit Gutt and his crew against Twilight Sparkle and her friends. I also kinda like to ship Gutt with Raz. Featuring my OC, Ink Blot.

I found myself shaking as I wrote this. Don't know why. My arms kept quavering. Weird. Oh, and I wrote this at 3:30 in the morning when I was suppose to be doing last-minute online quizzing for my biology exam today.

You know, I just got back from my cousin's wedding a while back. It was on Saturday. It was exactly one week before the premier of MLP season 3! So much new exciting info has recently been leaked on it!

After a full day of hiking up the mountain to Canterlot, Gutt and his whole crew arrived at the reception.

"Alright!" Gutt exclaimed proudly, a few pants. "We're finally here boys! Time to ruin what could be a truly magical and memorable day for Twilight and everyone she holds dear! Time to destroy everything she has!" His crew all smirked and giggled with bloodlust.

"Ah, sorry," Said a short grey earth pony walking up to them. "Some villain already beat you guys here and crashed the wedding already."

"What?" Squint bellowed. "You gotta be kidding me!"

"Well, that explains the explosions and the rock avalanches we heard while climbing," Silas noted.

"So you mean it's over?" Shira asked, just trying to get the facts straight.

"Yeah, the wedding's over," The grey pony replied. "You guys missed everything. Sorry."

"Oh! You gotta be kidding me!" Gutt yelled as he threw down his sword and started stamping on it angrily, careful not to cut his foot.

"Oh, don't feel so bad, Captain," Flynn smiled, trying to cheer him up. "We came all the way up here. How about we just enjoy the party?"

Gutt glared back at the elephant seal. He was just about to curse at him when he heard Pinkie Pie's squeaky, annoying voice..

"Let's get this party started!" It was then that Vinyl Scratch's music started booming from a set of speakers from the middle of the crowd. And then he heard Twilight Sparkle start singing.

Love is in bloom,

A beautiful bride, a handsome groom,

Two hearts becoming one,

A bond that cannot be undone,

Because love is in bloom...

Gutt suddenly didn't feel like hurting anyone. He just wanted to enjoy this happy atmosphere. And he couldn't resist the hopeful face Flynn was giving him.

"Alright everyone," He nodded. "Enjoy the party!"

His whole crew squealed with glee.

"I'm gonna hit the snacks!" Flynn.

"Wait for me, blubber buddy!" Squint shouted after him as he charged after him, Gupta and Dobson in tow as well. Silas just flew up to circle around.

Raz and Shira were just about to hop off when Gutt went up to Raz and tapped her shoulder.

"Say, Raz?" He asked, "Care to dance?" He held out his hand for her.

Raz looked surprised by the question, but then smiled and nodded. "Sure Captain! I'd love to dance with ya!" She took his hand as he pulled her in and put his other arm around her.

"Please," He whispered seductively. "Call me Gutt tonight."

"Aye-Aye, Gutt!" Raz nodded. She and Gutt started heading toward the dance floor, but not before she waved back and winked at Shira, who returned the gesture before heading off to find someone to mingle with.

I said love is in bloom,

We're starting a life and making room

For us!

And during all the wedding snapshots, Right after the one of Rarity with Fancy Pants, comes one of Gutt holding Raz down in a dip, the two about to kiss, until they look awkwardly at the camera.