Possible Titles: Doof's New Inator; Inator For Doofenshmirtz; The-Get-Out-Of-My-Way-Inator

Premise: Phineas & Ferb. Dr. Doofenshmirtz tells Perry the Platypus about his new Inator. Monologue format, told from Doof's perspective.

Personal Comments: I once went through a phase where my fanfic obsession was P&F. Back then, my favorite character by far was Dr. Doofenshmirtz. He was freakin' hilarious! And I loved the character overall besides his jokes, and I liked a lot of the songs he sang.

Here's an idea for an Inator I think he could do sometime. This came to be earlier today when I was thinking these thoughts. The problems he's about to talk about come up frequently in my life.


Don't you just hate it when people get in your way? Like if you're in class and you're trying to read something or take notes from the board, but the instructor is blocking your view?

Or how about when you're in a rush to get somewhere, you're running or speed-walking down the hallway, and the person in front of you is sorta walking along slowly, taking their time, not rushing? And they end up blocking your way?

Oh, I hate it when those things happen! But after today, I'll never have to put up with that ever again!

Behold! The Get-Out-Of-My-Way-Inator! (A magnum-sized laser gun). I just blast someone in my way with this baby, and they will be teleported out of my way to somewhere else! No one will ever stand in my way ever again!

I mean that in the literal sense, not figurative, by the way.