Title: Bolt Playing Left 4 Dead
Premise: Bolt. Bolt and his friends get together with their neighbor, Sigmund (nick-named Sigma) the shovel-nosed snake (look it up) to play Left 4 Dead together.
Personal Comments: Bolt was a good movie. Some of the drama was good, and the beginning was fun with the TV show scenes, and I liked the relationship between Bolt and Mittens. I thought it was okay, but I didn't think it totally deserved all the good praise and award nominations it got. I mean I've seen other good movies over the years that I thought deserved some acknowledgment as such that never got it. Can't think of any off the top of my head though.
Same goes for Fantastic Mr. Fox. That movie was HORRIBLE! How it got nominated for best animated feature, I'll never understand!
"Gah! Boomer!" Bolt screamed as the fat zombie waddled around the corner. He tried to shoot him before he got away, jamming on the button. He hit his target, which exploded in a cloud of blood.
"Help! I'm being jocked!" Mittens shouted.
"I gotcha!" Sigma replied. In the game, Ellis walked up to Rochelle and sliced the Jockey with a samurai sword.
"I think we're almost at the safe house!" Rhino squealed.
"Nah, next is this merry-go-round," Sigma said.
"Aw come on, dude!" Rhino whined. "Spoiler alert!"
"Sorry," Sigma chuckled.
"Alright, looks like that's all of them," Bolt panted.
"Reloading," Rhino stated as Coach reloaded shotgun. "Better get ready."
"Hey, I'm kinda beat up here," Mittens said. "Yo, Rhino, mind giving me those pills ya got? I used my med pack already.
Rhino ignored her for some reason.
"Rhino?" Mittens repeated, frustrated.
"That's not my name!" Rhino retorted.
Mittens rolled her eyes and spoke again. "Coach, can I have your pills, please?"
"Sure thing, Rochelle!" Coach made Rhino make his way over to Rochelle to hand over his pills.
Bolt was having so much fun. He knew he should not have exhaled this soon before they entered the safe room, but he let his mind drift for a minute.
Here he was, at Sigma's house, playing a really awesome video game with his three best friends. Penny's mom was working late again, and Penny was studying at her friend's house, so the three of them were left alone to go to Sigma's house next door. Here they all sat in Sigma's person's game room, all sitting on the floor before a wide-screen TV, a 360 controller at their paws. Sigma had his coils wrapped around his controller.
Sigma's person was a zoologist at the local zoo, someone whose name Bolt could not remember, who occasionally brought home the animals that needed some care. Sigma, one of the locals at the reptile house, was brought back frequently, which was nice because that meant the four of them could hang out more.
"Hey! Memo to Nick!" Rhino shouted at Nick. "We need help over here!"
Bolt snapped out of it. "Huh? What?"
"Zombies!" Mittens muttered, emphasizing each word so the stupefied Bolt could follow. "Lots. Of. Zombies. Coming. Loud Noise. Need to turn off Merry. Go. Round."
"Okay, hang on. I got it!" Bolt made Nick manuver through the path, hosing down zombies with his assault rifle.
"Throwing Pipe bomb!" Rhino announced as Coach threw a pipe bomb. It started beeping, and tons of zombies rushed for it.
Looks like they were safe for now and could make a clean cut across to-
"Help! I got charged!" Sigma shounted.
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" Bolt stammered. Ellis was being hammered into the pavement by a charger when Nick got to him and started shooting the brute.
Rochelle came up and started shot-gunning him as well until he fell down dead.
"Alright, good, let's go!" Mittens shouted as Ellis got back to his feet. They all started running down the path. The stairs up to the safe house were in sight. Coach was already there.
"Come on, come on!" Rhino snouted, his voice seething with anticipation.
Finally, the three of them made it inside, and Rhino slammed the door, cueing the level complete music.
"OH HELL YEAH!" Rhino yelled triumphantly. "We did it again!"
"Aw yeah!" Sigma shouted, making the face like in the meme. "High-fives! All around!" He lifted his tail as the other three slapped it.
They all smiled and laughed for a minute, letting the tension from the tough level wear off, when Bolt felt his stomach growl.
"Hey, Sigs," He asked. "Got any snacks?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah sure. I got some sardines downstairs for you guys." He unwound himself from his controller and started to slither downstairs.
"You want anything, Coach?" He asked Rhino quick.
"Nah, I'm good."
"Okay."
When Sigma got back, he slid a tray of sardines toward Mittens and Bolt for them to share, along with a small bowl of water, and swallowed the mouse that he grabbed for himself. He did not want to eat it in front of Rhino for fear of disturbing him.
He sat down as Bolt and Mittens dug into their snack. They each reached for a sardine, their paws touching at one point, before Sigma hit the button again for the next level to start.
