Possible Titles: Gasket Des Glue
Premise: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. My OCs, Thunder Strike and Ink Blot meet up with my other OC, Slice-N-Dice, owner of the Equestria Glue Factory, where old mares are brought to be put down and made into glue. They sing a song about bringing in Princess Celestia in to be killed. Tuned from Maison Des Lunes from Beauty and the Beast (the stage adaptation).
Personal Comments: In one of my MLP stories, there's one chapter where my OC villain, Thunder Strike, and a bunch of his friends are trying to think of a good villain song, so they take a bunch of classic villain songs and customize the lyrics a bit. Here's another song I thought they could sing. I posted this the same day I finished chapter 4 of that said story; on Thanksgiving 2012, I might add.
Slice-N-Dice is a master of torture I came up with. He could probably make a good antagonist for another MLP gorefic. The idea for him and his glue factory came to me when I thought about the Chop Shop from Robots. It's a shame I googled this name and found some guy's already used it. It annoys me when someone comes up with a good name before I do. He's also partially based on Monsieur D'arque from Beauty and the Beast, who I liked a lot. You could say in this scene, Thunder plays Gaston, and Ink Blot plays Lefou (which is pretty much their relationship in my story. Plus I thought Lefou was an awesome villain, good sidekick for Gaston), and Slice-N-Dice is D'arque.
I should point out here that there's not much of a romance or interest thing between Thunder Strike and Twilight Sparkle in my story. His plot is mostly to kill Celestia. He has some thoughts about forcing Twilight to marry him. I dunno. Haven't thought of it that much yet.
I DO NOT OWN THIS SONG OR THESE FRANCHISES, ONLY THE CHARACTERS. I DO NOT PROFIT FROM THIS STORY.
In the dark, unfriendly region of Manehatten, in the dead of night, Thunder Strike and Ink Blot sat in the wide office of Slice-N-Dice at his factory.
"Thank you for seeing us, Slice-N-Dice," Thunder began.
"Sure. I always make time for royalty," Slice replied, a wicked grin on his face. "And your offer intrigues me. So, you're saying you want me to mutilate Princess Celestia for you? Turn her into glue?"
"Yes," Thunder replied.
"Oh, that is diabolical!" Slice cackled. "I love it! But why do you want to do it?"
"It's like this," Thunder started.
Thunder:
When a colt like me is thwarted
And denied his honeymoon
Ink Blot:
When the pretty thing he's courted
Refuses to screw
Thunder:
Then the time has come for a murky course
Blot:
For which he turns to a murky horse
Thunder:
We'll find that fiend
Both:
With no remourse...
At the Gasket des Glue!
Slice: (Speaking) So one more time: What's my job? Where do I come in? I'll need you to bring her to me.
Thunder:
You'll be chopping up a princess
Blot:
So precisely
Thunder:
Very soon
Blot:
But we won't bring her late
Your check-in's at two!
Slice-N-Dice:
How sad dear Tia's not too well.
Thunder:
Prepare a five-star surgeon's cell
Thunder & Blot:
And book her in for a long-long spell
At the Gasket des Glue!
Thunder:
Do I make myself entirely clear?
Slice:
It's the simplest deal of my whole foul career!
Thunder:
Take Tia away and she'll be here in moments
Blot:
In a dreadful state
Thunder:
She'll capitulate to me!
Slice:
Oh, Oh, Oh...
I love decapitation!
I could chop-up a platoon!
All:
Hey!
We will give a knife and play-thing
To a blood crazed baboon
Blot & Slice:
So, wave our bachelor goodbye
Thunder:
She'll be my bride
Blot:
She'd rather die
Than have her princess crucified
Slice:
The time's opportune
All:
So book the church; raise the glasses high
To the Gasket des Glue!
(Cue evil laughter, ending the song)
"Alright! I'm in!" Slice exclaimed. "I'll do it for 500 bits."
"500 bits?" Blot repeated as Thunder stared back, mouth agape. "Are you crazy? We don't have that much!"
"Well, this IS a royal assassination we're talking about here," Slice replied, musingly. "It's a big thing."
"Never mind!" Thunder replied. "We'll take our business elsewhere." He got up to walk out.
"I wouldn't reccomend that," Slice called after him, stopping him. "Tell me, what's stopping me from going to the princess and telling her of your treachery?"
Thunder was shocked inside. Slice had a card on them.
"Why would she believe you over me?"
"Perhaps she won't. Perhaps she will," Slice retorted. "But do you really want to take that chance?"
Thunder glanced back at Ink Blot, totally freaked.
"Well, we don't have the money," Thunder answered. "We need some time to get it together."
"I'll give you until the end of the month to pay up," Slice said, slouching back into his chair, "if you don't pay up by then, I'm ratting you out. Also, once you become king, Thunder, I would like to become the palace executioner. It would be a nice chance to expand my business."
Thunder gritted his teeth, and reluctantly held out his right hoof for Slice to shake.
"Fine. Deal," He said as the two firmly shook hooves.