Title: Pitch and Discord

Premise: MLP: FIM, Rise of the Guardians. Pitch needed a little advice for how to get to Jack Frost when Jack enters his lair.

Date Posted: 12/17/12

Personal Comments: So I saw Rise of the Guardians a few hours ago with my brother. It was pretty good. Pitch was a pretty awesome bad guy. I love how he would lurk and move around in the shadows. And I loved his evil lair.

Of course I'm sure a few people have realized how most of his nightmare minions are horses, and I'm sure people have made brony jokes about him. And also, when Jack entered his lair, and he offered him his memories, it reminded me of how Discord corrupted the mane six in MLP. And so this idea was born.

Now I don't remember everything Pitch said through that whole conversation, so I'll just skip ahead to the end.

"What have you done?" Jack shouted after Pitch as he backed away into the shadows.

"Oh no, Jack," Pitch replied. "It's what you've done!" He tossed Jack his memory canister and flashed one final devilish grin before disappearing into the darkness.

He reappeared in another room in his realm. He knew Jack would run after him, and then end up back with the other guardians and have to face the consequences of deserting them.

A deformed creature suddenly appeared beside him, floating up from around the corner.

"So?" The creature asked. "How did it go?"

"Perfect!" Pitch replied, "I did just what you said, and Jack completely fell for it."

"See? It's just like I told you," Discord smiled. "First, mess with them a little, then act friendly, offer them what they want, trash-talk everything they're fighting for, and they'll snap like a twig! Works every time!"

"Oh? Every time?" Pitch asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yes," Discord repeated. "Every time."

"What about those few times with Fluttershy and Shining Armor?"

Discord's face turned to one of bewilderment, his illusion of confidence broken. He then glared at Pitch and huffed. "Alright, almost every time!"

"Well, anyway, thanks for the pointers," Pitch said.

"Anytime, kiddo!" Discord smiled. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have some chaos to wreak!"

"And I have more fear to spread!"