Title: Wreck-It Ralph's Rampage of Crack

Premise: Wreck-it Ralph, MLP: FIM, Rise of the Guardians, Splosion Man, Invader Zim, Brave. Discord and Pitch manipulate Wreck-It Ralph and send him on a rampage. Total Crack.

Date Posted: 12/18/12 (Technically after 12:00 midnight, so technically 12/19/12)

Personal Comments: So I don't know what's wrong with me. I have some good ideas for drabbles and chapters and plot bunnies I want to post here. But at the same time, I've really been neglecting my constructive stories. And video games get kinda boring at times. I just get pretty bored overall.

I'm also a big upset with myself because I just found out that my grades got kinda low, my GPA got much lower, and I probably lost this merit scholarship I was on. What am I gonna do about that? I remember hearing earlier in the year to not let anything distract you. Thing is that's probably what fanfiction and whatever franchises I read and write about have done. And I just love fanfiction so much!

Also, each of the above franchises are arcade games in the Lutwick arcade.

I noticed I got pretty vague on details as this went on longer. I guess I was getting bored and just wanted to see certain parts of it.

Listened to "Wreck it, Wreck-it Ralph" by Buckner and Garcia while listening to this.

Ralph, Felix, Vanellope, Calhoun, Q-Bert, Gene, Mary, and several other nice-landers sat around outside enjoying a lovely tea party.

They were unaware of the two snakey figures watching them from the bushes. One of them had a sack slung over his back. It was Pitch and Discord.

"Dude, this is going to be so totally freakin' rad!" Pitch chuckled to Discord giddily.

"Yeah. Gonna make many lolz!" Discord nodded. "And you know you could have said the F-word."

"This is a T-rated fic. We got limits."

"Oh. Right.

"Just let him out!"

Discord opened up the bag, and Splosion Man sprang out, and shot towards the nicelanders.

"What the Hell?" Calhoun exclaimed. She reached for her gun. Too late.

Splodey slammed right into Gene, and exploded, turning the little man into meat instantly. The sugar-hyped maniac zipped through the picnic, throwing off tables and smashing dishes and grilling people.

He then rand up the building, started zip-zapping here and there, cackling like a maniac as he did it. Within seconds, the entire building crumbled.

"Woah! He wrecked it!" Ralph chuckled.

"Ralph! Be serious!" Felix snapped.

Splodey then ran up to the table again, and gobbled up the cupcakes, stimulating his sugar rush even more. He then turned to Calhoun, and launched at her again, and slapped her on the cheek, burning her.

He then leapt at Ralph and jumped into his mouth, then crawled down his throat, making the poor giant scream in pain.

Once Splodey hit the stomach, he fused with Ralph, creating a large man of fire. It was basically if Ralph's skin was made of fire.

Pitch then came out from the shadows, seeing an opportunity to spread the lovely carnage even further. He grabbed Splosion Ralph's head, spreading his corrupting influence to his mind.

"So Ralph, what will you do now?"

"I'M GONNA WRECK EVERYTHING!" The monster shouted.

"Good boy! Have a cup of coffee!"

"No! No!" Felix screamed. "Don't give him coffee! You know what happens when you give Splosion Man coffee! Sugar is bad enough!"

"Shut up, midget!" Pitch snapped.

"I'm the second-tallest guy in this game!" Felix snapped back.

Ralph chugged down the coffee, and then roared like a chimpanzee. And just like that, he was gone. Bolted off down the plug towards Game Central Station.

"We gotta try and stop him!" Vanellope exclaimed. "To the hovercar!"

"And so the games begin!" Pitch smirked.

Ralph ran off into the My Little Pony game first. He charged into Ponyville and started punching through the buildings. Ponies were running around in blind panic. Pitch and Discord watched.

"This calls for good mood music," Discord said as he observed the carnage. He snapped his fingers and summoned a boom box. He pressed play.

Wreck-It Ralph is a giant of a man
Nine feet tall with really big hands
Living in a stump on his very own land
Until his world went crazy

Ralph made Sugarcube corner explode from the inside, grilling the entire cake family and Pinkie Pie instantaneously.

"We need some back-up singers for this song," Pitch noted, "Someone to sing along with us." He looked around and saw Trixie, Lightning Dust, and Gilda all watching the show and laughing sadistically. "Perfect!"

He and Discord appeared before the evil girls. "You three are now Ralph's cheerleaders. Don't ask. Just sing!" Discord snapped and they each got pom-poms.

The three all glanced at each other nervously. "Um... okay..."

"This will be fun," Lightning smiled.

Queen Chrysalis suddenly swooped in. "Can I sing too?" She pleaded.

"Sure," Discord shrugged, giving her pom-poms as well. She squealed with glee. "I always wanted to be a cheerleader!" She squeaked.

Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rarity ran up to see what the cause of the commotion was.

"Ralph!" Twilight shouted. "What the Hell are you doing?"

"He's out of his mind!" Rainbow hissed. "Let's just kick his butt!"

She charged at him, but he swatted her away like a fly. She slammed into a building.

He then ran into the library, crashing through the wall. He grabbed Spike by the head, and then swallowed him whole.

He started pounding the ground, creating an earthquake.

It was then that Vanellope, Felix and Calhoun zoomed in on their hovercar. Calhoun open-fired.

The shots hit Ralph. They seemed to be hurting him, because he shouted in agony, and turned and ran away.

"He's heading towards the Rise of the Guardians game!" Felix announced.

"After him!" Rarity shouted as the rest of the mane six followed. They all charged after him.

By the time they got to the next game, it was too late. Santa's workshop was destroyed. The five guardians came up to them though.

"What happened?" Twilight asked.

"Oh, nothing," Bunnymund answered sarcastically. "We were just hanging out, listening to some soft rocken'- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK HAPPENED?"

"Bunny and Sandy were both napping," Tooth answered, "Me and Jack were making out, North was working in his office, and Human Torch Ralph burst in and tore the place apart!"

"We couldn't stop him." Jack continued. "He was..."

"A monster?" Applejack finished for him.

"Yeah. Just about."

"We gotta stop him before he wrecks another game!" Felix stated.

"I think we saw him head that-a-way toward the Invader Zim game!" Bunny stated.

"Let's go!"

"It was a lovely display of Carnage!" Zim explained to the party.

"Yeah!" GIR added. "Ralph was like BOOM! KA-POW! And the people were like AAAAHHHHH! HELP! MY LEG!"

"He even squashed Dib! And his family! And everyone at Skool!" Zim added.

Tak interrupted. "We need to stop him before he reaches his next target!"

"Yeah," Skooge said.

"Man this guy is working fast!" Rainbow grunted.

Just then, Merida from the Brave came came running.

"Ralph just destroyed my village in my game!" She panted. "He slaughtered my whole family! All my people!"

"That animal!" Rarity exclaimed.

"I think his next target might be back to the MLP game!"

"We need something we can use to fix up the damage he does," Skooge noted. "Something like Felix's magic hammer!"

"Here!" Pitch shouted as he suddenly appeared on a cloud. "You can all have these!" He dumped out a chest full of golden hammers, screwdrivers, saws, palettes, and other tools.

"Why are you giving us these?" Twilight asked. "Aren't you the bad guy?"

Pitch just shrugged.

"Let's just take what we get!" Calhoun snapped. "Come on! We got some fixin' to do!"

Ralph was just in the middle of destroying Cloudsdale. Chrysalis, Trixie, Gilda, and Lightning were all cheering him on.

Wreck it, Wreck-It Ralph, as fast as you can!
You know you can do it with your colossal hands!
So don't let Fix-It Felix and the buildings stand.

They were interrupted though when the heroes all came in and started repairing all the damage Ralph was doing. Felix, Calhoun, Vanellope, Maridah, the ponies, the guardians, the irkens, all working together to try and stop Ralph.

The cheerleaders sang for them mockingly.

Fix it, fix it heros, as fast as you can!
Use the magic tools you got from the boogeyman!
'Cause you know Wreck-It Ralph won't let the buildings stand.

The struggle went on for days. Eventually though, the heros were worn out, and could not keep fixing everything. Pitch and Discord kept feeding their pet coffee, sending him and more explosive fits of rage.

Finally, he had a bit too much coffee, and he exploded. Every game he had been to suddenly exploded as well. The entire set of games were all destroyed. All the worlds were destroyed, and everyone in them died. This would soon lead to the arcade going out of business.

Discord and Pitch lay down together in the rubble, the ashes of what had once been Cloudsdale. Somehow, they were alive. Everyone else was dead.

"Hey Discord?"

"Yeah Pitch?"

"You know what?"

"What?"

"That wasn't funny."

Well... that was stupid! Oh, what the Hell am I doing with my life?