Titles: The Didact in Equestria
Premise: Halo, MLP: FIM. After his confrontation with Master Chief, The Didact falls through a slip-space rupture which lands him in Equestria. What sort of antics ensue?
Date Posted: 01/05/13
Personal Comments: Some Halo fans say that in the ending of Halo 4, The Didact fell through a slip-space rupture, and there's a chance he's still alive. Personally, I'm pretty sure that was the blast of the Composer, and if the Chief's grenade attack didn't kill The Didact, getting caught in the laser sure did. So the way I see it, Didact's dead, not coming back. But I decided to have a little fun with the idea anyway.
I was kind of hoping for a boss fight against Didact at the end. Kind of disappointing that that wasn't the case. He probably would have made an awesome boss! Instead, we got a crappy quick-time-event. It was a nice spin on things, and I guess it counts for something, but definitely not as much fun as an actual boss could have been. I mean we've seen bosses in Halo before, haven't we? The ending was also pretty powerful when Cortana "died".
I remember reading a story about Isaac Clark from Dead Space landing his ship in Equestria, and how he first reacted in fear and tried to shoot some of the ponies out of self-defense. He was still shaken-up from his adventure on the USG Ishimura.
As I went through this, things sort of changed in my mind. It ended up going on a lot longer than I thought it would, and not exactly the way I pictured it.
His chest still in searing pain, and the explosion still ringing in his ear holes, the Didact continued to tumble through the slip space rupture. He was wounded, but still conscious, not to mention furious that his plans had just failed. The human, the Spartan, the Master Chief as he was called, most likely succeeded in destroying his composer, putting an end to his plans, his vengeance. Now what?
The first thing he had to worry about was landing. He would wait until he was out of slip space to do so. Once on the ground, he would first figure out where he was, and then figure out what to do.
He had been falling for a full two minutes now. Finally, the rupture receded, almost like a painting being washed away from the inside out.
His vision was still a little disoriented, but from what he could make out, he was falling toward a green landscape, teeming with grass and trees, some mountains splashed here and there. He was falling toward a green grassland by the looks of it.
What could he do? Thinking fast, he started to call on his gravitation powers. He reached out, and managed to grip a few clouds. It was a bit of a strain in his weakened state, but his life was at stake. He pulled them together under him, keeping it calling along with him. He held both clouds together with one hand, and with the other, reached out to grab another.
The ground was rushing to greet him. After such a long fall, he was plummeting down at the speed of a turbo-boosting fighter jet. He had to hurry. Six clouds would be enough to cushion his fall, hopefully. He pulled the third one in, mixing it in with the other two.
As he was reaching for the fourth one, he spotted a lightning-fast rainbow streak appear out of the corner of his eye. The streak pushed another cloud into his cluster. He knew to question it later. He accepted the cloud as he pulled in the fourth one. His fingers now ached from the pressure.
The streak pushed one final cloud into the cluster. That should do it. With both hands, the Didact began to press the clouds together to condense them. The streak also began to circle the clouds and seemed to be pressing them together likewise.
He stopped pushing it, and let it rest at its spot. It should be ready. He closed his eyes and braced for a hard smack.
His body hit the clouds, and fell right in through a few layers. Each layer hitting him like a soft pillow, he quickly slowed down until at last, he was stopped, and felt as though he just leapt down onto a soft mattress. He had stopped falling in the bright, white space.
After another second, the cloud dispersed, and he fell again, but much slower, and much closer to the ground, about as high up as a small mountain. Just as he left the cloud, the Didact felt two strong, small, nub-like arms grab him under his armpits, and a small body press against his back.
"Gah! Jeez, you're heavy!" Hissed a voice from behind his head.
He knew it would be best to wait until they were on the ground to speak, so he was silent. Whatever had grabbed him, this creature, which he could only assume was the rainbow streak, descended with him toward the ground. He could tell it was rushing to put him down.
At last when they were about five feet from the ground, the creature dropped him, and he fell down on his knees.
"You okay, buddy?" The voice asked again, this time in front of him.
Before he answered, the Didact turned his head and looked up at the creature. It was beyond anything he would have expected.
Hovering before him was a small blue creature, about the size of a Promethean Crawler, with bird-like wings on its back, and rainbow-colored hair. By the looks of it, she was probably female.
"Uh, hello?" The creature asked, "Anypony home?"
"Shocking," he said finally, He willed his helmet to break apart and reveal his face. The creature's eyes widened at the sight of him under his helmet, but she quickly recomposed herself. "You appear to be an equine of some sort in origin, and yet you can speak, and your appearance... you seem to be something out of a cartoon."
The creature gave him a confused look. "Um... huh?"
The Didact tried to stand, but his chest suddenly flared and sent another wave of pain through him. He ended up sitting on his knees.
"You hurt buddy?" The creature asked sympathetically.
Seeing no threat in this creature, the Didact saw it best to get answers the diplomatic way for once.
"Creature," he asked. "Where am I? What is this planet?"
The creature gave him another completely confused look.
"You're on Equestria, I guess. So you're an alien? Oh, yeah. Everything totally makes sense now." And then she smiled.
"Equestria?" The Didact repeated. "Such a name alludes me. I must be in a sector of the universe the forerunners have never investigated."
"So where did you come from? You need help getting back to you're people? Wherever they are?"
The Didact felt another shot of pain pulsate in his chest. "I am injured," He grunted. "I require medical attention."
"Well, we got some doctors in Ponyville," the creature said, "But, uh... I'm not sure they know how to treat a guy like you. I mean maybe we could-"
Now was the time for force. The Didact raised his hand and summoned his energy. He held the creature in a tight gravitational grip, squeezing her. He pulled her in so they were at eye-level.
"Hey!" The creature grunted, "What's the big idea?"
"You WILL take me to your medical experts!" The Didact said sternly.
"Okay, okay! Take it easy!" The creature snapped. "I'll help you! Sheesh!"
After another cold look in the eye, the Didact released her.
After catching her breath, the creature started hovering off. "Follow me," She said.
On the way toward the town known as Ponyville, the creature, apparently known as Rainbow Dash, had many questions for the Didact. He tried to keep conversation to a minimum, trying hard not to reveal too much about the Forerunners or the Prometheans. He particularly restrained from telling her of his plan to digitize all life. Likewise, he tried to get information out of her about her people, and she was much more open than he was, especially after he explained that his people had no quarrel with hers.
Apparently, her race was called the ponies, which were divided amongst three sub-races; earth ponies, unicorns, and pegasi, such as herself. The Didact recognized a few of these names from mythology lessons from many years ago. Their society seemed to function as any civilized, intelligent, egalitarian society. Every pony had jobs and worked for a living. Rainbow's job was clearing the skies as part of what was called the weather patrol.
She also told him about unicorns, and how they have the power to levitate objects just as he can, only they call the ability magic, and they could use it to perform other feats. Interesting.
He remembered to thank her as well for saving him earlier.
Finally, they approached the border of a quaint, simple looking town, downright primitive from a Forerunner's point of view.
"So what?" Rainbow asked. "We're just gonna waltz into town and head up to the hospital?"
"Yes." The Didact replied dryly.
"You're not- like worried about every pony staring or mobing you or... or panicking anything?"
"My wound gives me reason to ignore such a trivial concern. From what you have told me, I have nothing to fear from your people."
"I mean this is kind of a big thing. Every pony is going to want to know about you! You're about to become pretty famous, buddy."
"Well allow me to warn you right now: If any of you plan on threatening me in any way, be prepared to face my power. You have seen only a small droplet of what I am capable of."
"And let me warn you, Buster!" She snapped back, "You're not the only guy with super powers and magic! We got some pretty tough ponies around here too!"
The Didact glared at her. "I still have my doubts that any of you could match me. Now onward we go." He marched off into the town.
"Great," Rainbow muttered to herself, "this guy is Trixie all over again. Maybe Twilight can teach him a lesson."
As they marched through the town towards the hospital, there indeed were several ponies who stared at or ran away from the large hulking humanoid in glowing armor. None of them tried to stop or bother him though, nor did he pay them any mind. His wound was still hurting greatly. He began to feel blood seeping down in his armor. He needed to find this hospital soon.
Finally they made it to a large white building with a sign of a red cross up front. The Didact was barely able to squeeze in through the narrow door without crashing through the walls. Rainbow came in behind him.
The Didact marched up to the front desk and demanded aid. Too intimidated to say no, the receptionist called in a blue pony who offered to lead The Didact to a room where he could be treated.
"Okay, I'll be right back," Rainbow said to him before he followed the nurse. "I'm gonna go get some more help and maybe clear up the panic you caused."
"Very well," He nodded. And with that, Rainbow was off through the doors.
The Didact had expected this world to be shocked by his visit, to be fearful, and for many to question him (he was surprised he had not been swarmed by any press associates yet). In all honesty though, he could care less. He knew that once these ponies learned he had no interest in them, they would leave him alone. All he wanted was to find a way off this planet so he could carry on with his mission. Perhaps during his fifteen minutes of fame, he would meet someone who could help him leave. And if they tried anything to harm him or keep him longer, he would not hesitate to obliterate them.
Twilight was in the library reading through another book the Princess had assigned to her when Rainbow suddenly burst through the door, startling her.
"Twilight!" She exclaimed, "You're not gonna believe this!"
"What?" Twilight spun around, afraid of Rainbow's news. "What is it?"
"An alien crashed just out of town, I saved him, and now he's in the hospital!"
Twilight just gave her a blank look. "You're right. I don't believe that." She muttered.
"I'm serious! No joke!" Rainbow snapped. "Just trust me on this! I'm going to go get the others! Think maybe you can get the Princess down here? She's gonna wanna meet this guy."
Twilight huffed and rolled her eyes. She could not believe she was about to do this. "You better not be pulling my leg here, Rainbow."
"I'm not! I swear on my mom's grave that's the truth!" Rainbow shouted. "Meet us all at the hospital when the Princess gets here." And with that, she bolted out the door.
"Spike," Twilight called up to their room, "Come down here. Time to take a letter."
"And I gotta warn ya," Rainbow's head peaked back in quick. "This guy is UUUUUG-LY!"
The Didact sat on the bench, which barely supported his weight. His armor had been removed, exposing his muscly build, and most of his upper body had been bandaged up.
"Well, Mister-um, Didact, was it?" the blue pony, Nurse Tenderheart asked.
"Yes?" The Didact responded.
"Well, first of all, you ARE aware of how different our anatomy and chemistry is, our two species right?"
The Didact gave her an unamused glare. She had to be joking. "Yes, I am aware," he said curtly.
"And so I was not sure exactly how to treat your wound. You said it was from a grenade, right?"
"Yes."
"Well we cleaned your wound as best we could, bandaged you up as best we could, and you stopped bleeding, so I say we made some progress. I'm not sure how your people heal or anything."
"If your bandages hold up, I believe I will heal in a couple of weeks."
"That's good to hear. We also have some painkiller pills here for you if you'd like." She gestured the small canister of pills on the counter. Other than that, there's not much else we can do for you."
"This is plenty," The Didact insisted. "You have my gratitude. I'm afraid I don't have any currency with me now to pay the price of your service."
"Oh don't worry about that," she smiled. "We've already taken care of that."
"What do you mean?" The Didact raised an eye.
"Well, let me rephrase that. You have a few visitors, and one of them paid your bill."
"Must have been Rainbow Dash," The Didact grunted.
"Is there anything else you need?"
"No thank you."
"Alright. Just sign here then." The nurse held up a clipboard which The Didact signed, being careful not to break anything with his massive hands or brute strength.
"And now your visitors would like to see you." She headed toward the door and opened it. Into the room flooded several more ponies, one of which was Rainbow Dash. The Didact remembered Rainbow talking about some of her friends on the way over. He remembered there were five of them, but then who were this brown stallion and grey pagasis? And what was wrong with the latter's eyes?
While others were the same height, one of them caught The Didact's eye. She was much taller than the others, almost up to his shoulders if he were to stand up, white with her mane flowing like a river.
"See, told ya he was real!" Rainbow snickered to her friends. They all stared at him wide-eyed. They were silent for a moment, possibly waiting for the white mare to speak. The Didact figured she was their leader, their matriarch.
"Hello there," She said at last after clearing her throat. "I am Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria. What shall we call you?"
"I am The Didact, leader of the Prometheans and Forerunner pioneer."
"Rainbow Dash told us how you were wounded. Are you feeling alright now?"
"Yes. I am doing fine now."
"May I ask why you have come?" She continued.
"It was not intentional," He replied. "I was on my ship, over another planet when I fell off into a slip space rupture. It brought me here, it seems." He decided not to bring up his assault on Planet Earth. "You have been quite hospitable to me thus far, and I am grateful for that. Now I request only some means of transportation so that I may return to my people and carry on my mission."
"S-so, you're not going to wipe us out?" Asked the yellow pegasus timidly, "or enslave us?"
"No," he replied. "My people have no quarrel with yours. We were not even aware of you before today."
"Oh, that's wonderful!" Exclaimed the Pink pony. She was so loud and so enthusiastic that in the tense atmosphere she startled everyone. She slid right up beside the Didact on the bench.
"We should have a party to welcome you to Ponyville!" She went on, "I mean everypony was so scared when you came in, and a party is just what they need to get to know you better. And maybe you can invite your people and we can have a bigger party! Perfect thing to unite our two species in peace and friendship! And I bet you're a really nice guy! I can't wait to get to know you better!" She was speaking so fast, The Didact could barely understand her, and could only give her a confused, uncomfortable look.
On his other side, the purple unicorn slid up beside him. "I'm really excited to meet you too," She started. "I always knew aliens were real! I knew we couldn't be the only planet in the whole universe with intelligent life! Rainbow Dash was telling me how you seem like a smart guy, and you can do magic too? That's incredible! And I'd love to hear about your people too! We could learn so much from each other!"
"Yes, indeed!" The brown stallion exclaimed. "You are clearly centuries ahead of us in terms of technology. We are now in the middle of a collision between two vastly different universes! I have encountered a few aliens in my time, but none as strange as you! You must tell us your biology and history! And might I ask what this slip-space is?"
"Alright! That's enough! All of you!" Princess Celestia shouted sternly. Pausing from their questions, the three of them turned back and backed away from the Didact.
"Right. Sorry, Princess," The purple mare said apologetically. She turned to the Didact and said "Sorry sir."
After another pause of uncomfortable silence, the grey pegasus hovered up to the Didact. "Oh here," She said. She held out a basket in her hooves. "We brought you these as a peace offering."
The basket was filled with several small morsels of different shades of gold and brown.
"Am I to presume this is food?" The Didact asked.
"Um, yeah," The pegasus replied, clearly disturbed by his question. "You're people don't have muffins? Wow! You don't know what you're missing!"
He may as well try one. The Didact picked up one gold-looking muffin, and held it in between his index finger and thumb. He looked it over a minute before the pegasus spoke again as she fluttered to the ground.
"Take off the wrapper at the bottom before you eat it," She said.
The Didact peeled the thin paper from the muffin, tossed it into the waste basket beside him, and popped the muffin into his mouth.
It was very sweet and chewy. He savored every bite, swishing the morsel around in his mouth as it mixed with his saliva and became mush.
"That was a corn muffin," the pegasus smiled. "Good pick!"
Finally, the Didact swallowed. He could not recall the last time he had eaten. After being kept in that prison on Requiem for all those eons, one would think he would be hungrier than he actually was.
"These are quite delicious," He said to the pegasus. "Thank you." He took the basket from her hooves and set it down beside him. He picked up another one, this one with little brown chunks peaking through the top.
"As I was saying before," he continued as he peeled off the wrapper, "I need some form of transportation to regroup with my legion. Do any of you have such a method I could use?"
The ponies all glanced at each other nervously before Celestia answered. "I'm sorry. We don't. We have never attempted to travel through space. With the extent of my magic, the most I can do is send you to the moon, and I don't think that would do you much good."
The Didact looked to the floor, clearly disappointed.
"But I'm sure if we really tried, we could figure out SOME way to get you home," the purple unicorn smiled.
"Yes," The brown stallion added. "Either with unicorn magic or with the use of science and technology. I would be happy to assist you anyway I can."
This got the Didact's hopes up some.
"I'd like to invite you to stay in Canterlot Palace with me and my sister," Celestia added. "We will tend to you and help you return home anyway we can."
"But you'll be sure to come visit us here in Ponyville sometime so we can have that party I was talking about, right?" The pink pony asked.
"And tell us all about your people?" The purple added.
The Didact smiled. These ponies were being such excellent use for him. Returning to the Prometheans would be no problem at all.
However, he had a feeling they would not be leaving him alone anytime soon.
I also imagined The Didact doing this, but I could not think of a good way to fit it in, so I'm just going to use it here.
The Didact lifted one hand to his aching head, and let out a groan.
"I'm not gonna like it here, am I?"