Title: The Regent's Song
Premise: MLP: FIM, Kingdoms of Amalur, Regent of the Mask. Offshot of Previous chapter, Rickshaw and The Regent in Equestria. Upon capturing Rickshaw and the ponies, The Regent decides to sing them a little song. Tuned from Oogie Boogie's Song from Nightmare Before Christmas.
Date Posted: 01/14/13
Personal Comments: I do not own these characters or this song. Entertainment purposes only.
I was looking back on this Portal 2 video about Wheatly singing his own version of the Oogie Boogie Song. And also, a while back, I imagined The Regent singing a song like this to the heros of Rosario Vampire.
Regent:
Well, well, well, what have we here?
Rickshaw and some ponies, eh? Oh, I'm really scared.
So these are the people helping you out? Hm hm. Really now?
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes.
You're jokin' me, you gotta be.
And yet I've caught you all like flies?
They're strange, you're ugly.
I don't know which is worse.
I might just shred my cloak now
If I don't die laughing first!
Well Mr. Ole Regent says
Trouble's written all over this.
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm an alchemist.
And if you aren't shakin',
Then there's something very wrong,
'Cause this may be the last time
That you hear my villain song!
Woah!
Tuatha:
Ohhh
Regent:
Woah!
Tuatha:
Ohhh
Regent:
Ohhh
Tuatha:
Ohhh, he's the Regent of the Mask!
Regent:
Well if I'm feelin' giddy
And there's not much else to do,
I might just brew a batch of curses
And potions for you.
And don't you know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
Some hunky-dory unicorns
To add a little spice!
Tuatha:
Oh no!
Regent:
Oh, yes!
Tuatha:
Ohhh
Regent:
Ohhh
Tuatha:
Ohhh
Regent and Tuatha:
Oh, yeah, I'm (he's) the Regent of the Mask!
Rickshaw:
Release them now
Or you must face the dire consequences.
Your men and spells won't keep me down,
So just come to your senses!
Regent:
Oh, you're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears!
Would someone shut this man up?
I'm drownin' in my tears
He IS funny, I AM laughing,
You really are too much.
And now, without your permission,
I think I'll do my stuff.
Celestia:
What are you going to do?
Regent:
I'll do the best I can...
(Musical interlude: Tuatha use magic and fires to make threatening light effects.)
Oh, the smell of rotting flesh to me
Is fragrance in the air,
'Cause I'm a brilliant alchemist
Although I don't play fair!
It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that would be just fine.
Luna:
Release us fast or you will have to
Answer for this heinous act!
Regent:
Oh, darling, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm the Regent of the Mask,
And you're. Not. Going. Anywhere...
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!