A.N.: This is a request by TheAllSeeingWolf-195.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach.
Warning: Lemon!

Chapter Eight

The Next Morning…

"I must say, Mr. Kurosaki…" Kisuke teased from behind his fan. "You certainly know how to get yourself into sticky situations."

Ichigo facepalmed as he walked down the hallway with the ex-captain. "Kisuke, I am not in the mood…" he groaned, tired and exhausted from last night. "But…thank you for your help."

"Of course, Ichigo," Kisuke smiled. "You keep things interesting. It's not every night when I'm called to help you deal with naked ladies."

Not knowing what to do after Rangiku feel asleep and refused to wake up, Ichigo was forced to swallow his pride and call Kisuke for help before he and the naked Rangiku were discovered. He explained what happened, knowing that he couldn't hide the fact that he was just as naked as she was since his clothes were soaked.

Though he took every opportunity to tease Ichigo and ask how good having sex with Rangiku was, Kisuke helped him with the task of getting Rangiku back to her room without being spotted. After stealing a new uniform for Ichigo to wear, Kisuke wrapped himself and Rangiku in his Kido cloak to become invisible, walking right past the security guards and into the hotel to take Rangiku back to her room. After picking the lock to her room they dressed her and put her to bed.

"Man…when she blabs to the others…" Ichigo groaned, knowing that when Rangiku said something to the other SWA members most of them will realize they'd slept with Ichigo as well.

"Oh, I doubt that," Kisuke told him as they made it to the elevator. "Judging from the amount of alcohol in her system, there's a fair chance she'll chalk last night up as a wet dream. Your secret will still be safe."

Ichigo was going to breathe a sigh of relief had it not been for the fact that the other person who knew his secret was Kisuke Urahara, someone with very questionable morals. "Kisuke…" he started when he saw the devious gleam in the shopkeeper's eye, already smelling the blackmail. The elevator opened up and they stepped inside.

"Now, Ichigo," Kisuke said calmly. "I'm not asking for much, but if you want me to continue keeping silent, I'm going to have to ask for something as compensation."

This time Ichigo did sigh, although it was out of exasperation, not relief. "Fine. What do you want?"

"A free weekend pass here," Kisuke stated. "This is a nice place and from what Yoruichi told me it'd be a nice place to take Tessai and the kids."

"Oh, okay then." Ichigo nodded. "I'll talk to my boss."

"Excellent." They reached the bottom floor and got out of the elevator. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm heading home and going back to bed. I lost a lot of beauty sleep thanks to somebody I know…"

Ichigo watched the man leave before groaning, one more headache on top of the pile. "I need some sleep…" he groaned, knowing that he was in dire need of a date with his bed. When he reached his room he saw Aibara standing in front of his door and cursed. 'Crap! Did they find out? I thought I cleaned the pool enough to where it didn't show?!' he thought, sweating at the thought of his boss finding out he'd been having sex instead of doing his job.

When Aibara turned to see Ichigo, her smile told Ichigo that she wasn't here for what he thought she was. "Oh, hey there, Ichigo. You're up awfully early," she noted, looking at her watch to check the time.

"I…had to deal with an old friend," Ichigo said, trying to act nonchalant about it. "Anyway, what's up?"

"Oh, well, you've been doing such a good job lately and you've been working really hard. So I decided to give you a day off to relax," the blonde cheerfully told him. Before she reached the end of the hallway she turned back around. "Oh, and we got our sauna fixed yesterday. You might want to give it a try." When Ichigo nodded, she continued walking away.

Ichigo felt relieved. He could finally get some rest after the events of the past few days. "Thanks, Aibara."

"No problem. Now remember," she winked. "I expect you to do your best tomorrow." Patting Ichigo's shoulder, the woman walked away, returning to her own busywork. Ichigo watched her leave before opening the door to his room. Groaning from exhaustion, Ichigo crawled into bed and went right to sleep…

Later that afternoon…
Sauna

The heat was relieving as Ichigo walked into the sauna, a white towel wrapped around his waist. He felt refreshed after his long nap. It was much needed after the exhausting events of last night. Sitting down on the wooden bench, he leaned against the walls and let the heat take over him.

The sauna was small, one of several rooms that made up this part of the hotel. Ichigo grabbed a bottle of water that was on the wall and poured it over the hot coals near the center of the room, steam erupting form it and enshrouding him. "Ahhh…I needed this…" he said. "No massages, no SWA, just peace and quiet."

Because the universe really liked to mess with Ichigo, the moment he finished speaking the door opened up. "Oh, you're in here, Ichigo?"

Through the hazy steam Ichigo almost choked on his tongue when he saw Kukaku Shiba enter the small room. "Kukaku!" he gasped in surprise. "What are you doing here?"

"The hell does it look like I'm doing?" the dark-haired woman asked as she sat down next to Ichigo on the bench. "I want to enjoy the sauna!"

Ichigo's eyes simply stared, in large part because of one big reason. Or rather, two big reasons. "Why are you with the SWA?" he asked. "I thought this was their vacation." He didn't recall seeing Kukaku arrive with the other women.

"Yoruichi invited me. I needed a few days away from Ganju. He's been a handful lately and I needed a break. So she helped set me up with a room here for a couple of days. Thought about getting a massage from you but they told me it was your day off. Oh well." Kukaku sat back and sighed as the intense heat washed over her. "Fuck, I needed this…" the crass woman said.

"Kukaku, why aren't you in your own sauna?"

"Hey! This place is just big enough for us both!" Kukaku countered, scowling at the boy. "Besides, they didn't say anything about this joint not being unisex."

"Okay. I just have one more question…"

"What?"

"WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A TOWEL?!" Ichigo shouted at the naked woman.

The woman was sitting in her birthday suit, baring it all before Ichigo. All Ichigo could do was stare at Kukaku's majestic jugs. He thought that Rangiku had the biggest rack in the Soul Society but Kukaku had her beat. Her mammoth puppies glistened in the glow of the embers, sweat dripping down her light skin, her large nipples already hardened. His eyes continued lower to her long, slender legs and her womanhood, covered by untrimmed black hair.

Kukaku merely shrugged. "Didn't need one." She leaned her head back against the wall and closed her eyes. "Mmmmh, this feels good…" She cracked an eye open and saw Ichigo staring at her. "What? You never seen a girl before?"

Realizing that he was staring, Ichigo looked away, trying to take deep breaths to calm himself down. It wasn't an easy task since the air was so hot and stifling. And he did remember that since the hotel didn't really cater to men, the dress code here was a bit more liberal. "It's fine…" he said. He didn't want to get the woman upset. He knew how bad her temper could be and was not in the mood to add to the list of lumps on the head he'd received from her.

Turning her head, Kukaku merely smiled amusingly at the boy before she noticed a certain something as well. "Something bothering you?" she asked coyly, a sly smiled on her face.

Because Ichigo's head was turned the other way, he didn't noticing her hand creeping towards him. "No, I'm fine. I'm just trying to relax and enjoy the sauna."

"Oh really? Then what's this then?"

"Hey!" Ichigo yelped as Kukaku yanked his towel away to reveal the erection he'd been hiding.

"Looks like somebody's feeling a little hot," Kukaku teased, her mouth starting to water at the sight of Ichigo's enormous girth. She'd knocked boots with several guys in the Rukon District but Ichigo dwarfed all of them. Looking back up at Ichigo, she scooted forward until her breasts pushed into Ichigo's arm. "I know why you popped a boner. You couldn't stop looking at my tits." Her hand slowly snaked up Ichigo's thigh, making the boy gasp at her soft touch. Despite handling explosives daily and working hard, she had surprisingly soft hands.

But Ichigo's flings with the other members of the SWA had made him bolder. Turning his head, he saw the look in the woman's eyes and knew what she wanted and it certainly wasn't the sauna. He wrapped an arm around her waist and pulled the woman into his embrace. Still, he had some concerns. "Here?" His eyes darted to the door. "But what if someone sees us?"

Kukaku laughed. "That makes it even kinkier. I've always found it more exciting knowing I could get caught at any moment. Now come here, you stud."

The rough woman pulled Ichigo into a deep kiss, pressing him against the wooden wall. Ichigo could taste the tobacco in her mouth from her constant smoking. Surprisingly enough, it didn't disgust Ichigo like he thought it might, going back for seconds when she pulled away.

The steamy room only became hotter as they continued to make out. Kukaku ran her hands through Ichigo's wet orange hair as she slipped him tongue. She hopped onto Ichigo's lap, her huge tits pressing into his chest while he ran his hands down her sweaty back. Soon his hands went down to cup the woman's ass, his fingers digging into her cheeks, wedging his cock between her asscheeks.

Their hot bodies grew hotter in the sauna while they made out, their sweaty bodies starting to grind into each other. Ichigo sucked on her tongue while enjoying the insane heat of her sweaty body on top of his. Breaking the kiss, he reached for her huge tits and cupped them, pushing them up. Her nipples were already nice and hard, ripe for Ichigo to play with.

Kukaku leaned back and gripped Ichigo's shoulders as the boy paid attention to her breasts. "Damn…" she breathed as Ichigo licked her huge melons, tasting her supple skin covered in sweat. "I don't know what's making me hotter. You or the sauna."

"Let's fix that." Ichigo reached for the bottle of water and poured it over the coals again, covering the two with a cloud of steam.

Pulling Ichigo's face up, Kukaku traced his lips with a thumb. "Mmmmh, it's like I've died and gone to Hell."

The busty woman got off his lap and got down on her knees in front of him. "Kukaku, are you sure?" Ichigo asked as the woman wedged his cock in between her huge tits. Her paizuri was just as heavenly as Rangiku's, making him sit back against the wooden wall and moan her name.

"Ichigo, do you have any idea when's the last time I've gotten laid?" Kukaku teased as she squeezed Ichigo's cock. "I can't hold back when I see a cock this big." She licked the tip, sighing from the thick taste of his manhood. "Mmmmh…"

The boy's cock throbbed in Kukaku's prison of cleavage, the boy loving every second of it. "Kukaku…" he moaned, his eyes closing as his balls swelled. So used to blowing his load by now from a woman's ministrations, Ichigo gave a quiet moan as his cock erupted, shooting his spunk all over her huge tits. "Mmmmhhh…"

The heat of the sauna made Ichigo's hot cum feel like lava was spraying onto her tits. "So much…" Kukaku slurred, tasting Ichigo's hot cum before smearing it over her huge breasts like she was applying lotion. When Ichigo opened his eyes he saw the lusty look on her face, licking her lips as she stood up. "Goddamn, Ichigo, you really know how to make a girl horny." She hopped back onto Ichigo's lap. As the boy cupped her supple ass with his smooth hands, she lifted her lips. She smashed her lips into Ichigo's while she slid down his cock, her pussy lips spread wide as Ichigo's dick pierced her. "Ohhhh!" she slurred lewdly, holding onto Ichigo.

It didn't take long for the small sauna to fill with the sound of Kukaku's booty clapping with Ichigo's hips as she rode Ichigo hard. The strawberry buried his face in Kukaku's bouncy tits, his hands digging into her ass while she squeezed his cock with her pussy. Kukaku went wild as Ichigo speared her pussy, her womanhood stretched to her very limit. She'd had some fun times in the past but this was far more intense. The thickness of Ichigo's cock slamming into her. The way his lips sucked on her tit while he squeezed her ass. The heat of the sauna intensifying the heat inside of her. It all made Kukaku go crazy. "Yes!" she moaned lewdly. "Oh yes!"

"Mmmmhhh…" Ichigo moaned into Kukaku's breast while he sucked like a baby, thrusting up into her wet snatch. Their sticky bodies glued together, the heat of the sauna tantalizing. Pulling his lips away from her breast, he shared another deep kiss with her. Remembering his time with Rukia, Ichigo's fingers trailed towards Kukaku's unoccupied hole…

"Oh!" Kukaku's eyes widened as Ichigo's finger prodded her backdoor before he pushed into her derriere. She gave him a dirty smile, digging her nails into his shoulders as she felt both holes get pleasured. "Ah! Oh yeah!" Her hips moved faster, her cervix opening up to let Ichigo roam around her womb. "Oh fuck! Fuck!"

Not wanting to be overheard, Ichigo silenced her with another deep kiss. He slipped his tongue into his mouth while pushing another finger into Kukaku's ass, scissoring his digits while he enjoyed how good her pussy felt. Kukaku felt her pussy start to melt as Ichigo assaulted her womb. No man before had ever gone so deep inside her but Ichigo was hitting spots she'd never felt before.

The heat of the raging sauna brought them both to climax quickly, sapping them both of their endurance. "Gonna cum…" Ichigo whispered. Gripping the woman's hips, Ichigo picked up the busty woman and pressed her into the wall.

Kukaku's mind went blank as Ichigo pounded her pussy with all his might. She couldn't think of anything but Ichigo's cock. "Fuck me!" she pleaded with Ichigo, her legs wrapped tightly around his waist. "Fuck me, you goddamn stud!" Her eyes rolled into the back of her head as she began to come unglued. "Fuuuuuuuuuck!" With another loud cry, Kukaku climaxed hard, squirting around Ichigo's cock. Her jucies splashed onto the coals, adding more steam to the hot sauna.

Once again, Ichigo quickly shut her up with another kiss, swallowing her lewd moaning while she came. Not wanting to cum inside her, Ichigo quickly pulled out of her before he could blow his load. Ungluing herself from Ichigo's sticky body, Kukaku got down on her knees and stroked Ichigo, opening her mouth wide as he unloaded into her awaiting orifice. "Kukaku…" Ichigo groaned in pleasure as he came in Kukaku's mouth, stuffing her face with jizz. Kukaku swallowed every drop, a look of content pleasure all over her face as she finished swallowing the last of Ichigo's bitter, sticky treat.

Feeling himself start to overheat, Ichigo sat back down and wiped his sweaty brow. "We should probably get out," he told her. "It's not good to stay too long in here and who knows if anyone heard us."

Nodding, Kukaku wiped her lips and stood up. She grabbed the towel and wrapped it around her. "That's fine. All that fucking made me hungry anyway." She gave Ichigo a kiss on the cheek and winked. "I'll be sure to request you for a massage later. I'm dying to see how well those hands of yours feel…" she whispered into his ear. Smiling at the blushing boy, Kukaku opened the door to the sauna and walked out, a sigh of relief coming from her as the cool air hit her.

However, when Ichigo moved to leave, he realized what Kukaku had just done.

"Hey! Kukaku! You just took my towel!"

And once again, Ichigo found himself in another sticky jam…

To be continued