Title: Sesame Street Characters on Full Metal Jacket
Premise: Sesame Street, Full Metal Jacket. The Sesame Street gang finds themselves in the Marine corp being under the watch of R. Lee Ermey. What does he think of Big Bird?
Date Posted: 02/12/13
Personal Comments: A couple of nights ago, I had this dream where I was watching the Sesame Street and Muppet characters being in Full Metal Jacket. I remember watching them running through a field or hallway and being shouted at by R. Lee Ermey.
I told a couple of my friends about the dream for laughs. One of them got the idea that Ermey could use the "stack crap that high" line on Big Bird. I also thought maybe I saw Elmo doing the Private Pyle suicide scene, maybe. Don't remember for sure.
I'm just going to say quick I have nothing against Sesame Street. I watched it all the time as a kid. Also I know his name in the movie is Hartmen, but I'm going to call him Ermey here for the heck of it.
Ermey was marching up and down the bunks, looking over all the weird, wimpy-looking creatures that were lined up before him. What were the others on when they enlisted these weirdos?
He had just finished talking down to Oscar, and stopped in front of the tall yellow guy who towered over him.
"Son how tall are you?" Ermey demanded.
"Um, Eight foot-two, sir," Big Bird replied.
"Eight foot-two? I didn't know they stacked crap that high!" Ermey snapped. "You think just because you're taller you're better than me? Huh private?"
"Uh, no sir..."
"I can't hear you!"
"No sir!"
"Good! Don't forget that!" And with that, Ermey trotted down again. Time to pick on the little red guy.