Title: Naruto X Yoko Oneshot

Premise: Naruto, Gurren Lagann. Naruto is out fighting Astaroth in the forests when suddenly a gundam lands in nearby. He goes to investigate and meets a cute red-haired girl and invites her back to his place. Romance. Featuring Astaroth the incubus. Suggestive-ness.

Date Posted: 02/23/13

Personal Comments: Lately I've been looking for a decent short story shipping Naruto with Yoko from Gurren Lagann. Haven't found many here or anywhere else. Even Kyuubi16, who writes a ton of Naruto crossovers shipping Naruto with girls from other franchises, hasn't written such a story. So I finally decided to take matters into my own hands.

Now I haven't really seen much of Gurren Lagann, so a lot of the stuff I write in here probably won't be that accurate pertaining to it. It seems across the internet, Yoko is considered one of the hottest anime girls ever. There's a few guys here at my dorm who are pretty big anime guys and seem to think so. And yeah, she is pretty hot.

I've looked up and apparently in the english dub, Yoko is voiced by Michelle Ruff, who has a few minor roles on Naruto, including Amaru in the second Shippuden movie. She's also been Ellie in Rave Master, and had a few minor characters on Zatch Bell. Neat.

I'm way behind on Naruto. I haven't watched it in so long. I've been sort of avoiding Naruto since I got into My Little Pony. I've heard that Kishimoto's planning on wrapping up the manga sometime this year apparently. Recently, I couldn't help myself and looked up a few spoilers just to get a little bit caught up.

There's this yearly dance tonight at my college called "Birthday Ball", which seems to be like Prom, and I am completely unprepared for it.

You might think that the way I wrote this is somewhat horny and perverted... and it is.

Another imp launched a fire ball at Naruto, who was shrouded in his Nine-tails Chakra Mode. Naruto dodged the blast with ease, then within a millisecond, zipped behind the imp, and landed a powerful kick, sending the little devil hurtling and crashing through several trees. Once the imp stopped and slipped down to the ground, it suddenly disintegrated into shadows and evaporated into thin air, just like his dozens of brothers.

"You're really going all out today, aren't you, Astaroth?" Naruto chuckled to himself.

"Sure am," A voice laughed behind him. Naruto didn't even have to turn to know the source of the cheeky voice.

Suddenly, before Naruto could make a move to strike the villain, they both heard a loud noise and looked up towards the sky. A massive, metal-looking object came hurtling down, flaming and smoking, and finally crashed down into the woods a few miles away. Dust from the impact clouded the whole area, but settled quickly.

"I vote we call time-out and go check that out," Astaroth suggested. Before Naruto could answer, the incubus was already flying off toward the crater. Naruto shrugged and decided to follow suite.

At the crash-site, in the bottom of a large crater was a large robot, about as tall as a two-story house. It was heavily damaged. Naruto and Astaroth both jumped down to the bottom of the crater to investigate further.

"Hello?" Astaroth called. "Anyone in there?"

A cockpit in the machine finally popped open, smoke came pouring out, and then out crawled a figure. Naruto and Astaroth readied themselves to fight until they made out who the figure was. It was a girl of about fourteen or fifteen with red hair and tan skin. Her clothes were somewhat skimpy. She pulled out with her what looked like a sniper rifle. She was somewhat bruised and was panting and coughing.

At first glance, she was pretty cute. Naruto shook his head, remembering that she looked like she needed help, and took a step close to her. "Hey are you okay?" He asked.

Her head snapped up to look at him and Astaroth. She snatched her gun up and aimed it at them both.

"Stop!" She barked. "Don't come any closer!"

Unsure of how strong the gun was, Naruto stopped and raised his hands, try to show he came in peace.

"Woah! Easy there!" He said nervously, "I mean no harm."

"Eh, screw this," Astaroth muttered. "I'll just toast her and screw with her in Hell." He lit up one gnarled claw to blast her with a ball of fire.

But she was faster. She raised her gun to him and shot. A laser blast went right through his eye, popping out the other side of his head.

"OW!" Astaroth shrieked. He staggered back clutching his injured eye. "Son of a bitch! Ow!"

After a moment, he released his hand and looked at the black blood dripping from his eye with his one good eye.

"Screw this crap!" He cursed. "I'm going home. Be seeing you later, Naruto." And with that, Astaroth disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

With Astaroth gone, the girl turned back to Naruto, who still stood there with his hands up.

"Who are you?" She demanded. "What are you? Why are you glowing?"

"Easy, easy!" Naruto beckoned. "It's okay. I'm not going to hurt you." He then slowly brought down his hands to perform a hand sign, slowly so as not to provoke the girl, and deactivated his chakra mode.

"See?" He asked. "There's nothing wrong with me. I'm just like you. What's your name?"

The girl paused for a moment before she answered, looking over Naruto with a confused look.

"My name's Yoko."

"Uzumaki Naruto."

"Now where am I?"

So Naruto answered any questions Yoko had, and also asked questions about her. Apparently she was from another planet, and was fighting a race of creatures known as beast men, who had blasted her off to this planet.

After getting to know each other more, Naruto invited Yoko to stay with him at his home until she could find a way to get off his planet and return to her planet or contact her friends.

So Yoko became adapt to living in Konoha. It was a nice town in her opinion. She became friends with a few of Naruto's friends, particularly Sakura. She also started working in watching the boarders for any threats.

At times Naruto did get on her nerves, and she would get violent with him like Sakura would, but there was no denying that the two were attracted to each other. After about a week, Naruto finally asked her out, and she said yes. Things went pretty smoothly between them.

One night, the two had just finished dinner at a restaurant, had some sake even, and were sitting on a bench overlooking a river. The sun was setting, lighting up the sky, trees and water in a beautiful orange glow.

Still somewhat buzzed, Naruto scooted closer to Yoko. She was staring blankly into the distance.

She was so beautiful. She still wore her skimpy outfit, exposing her tan body; her breasts, her thin belly, her legs.

Naruto finally placed his hand on her thigh. The sudden contact made her head jerk to face him. She let out a little squeak. His hand trailed across her slightly rough skin. He tightened his hold for a moment to feel the softness underneath before getting to the taught muscle.

Yoko shot him a glare, not an angry one, one that said "knock it off you perv" in a joking way.

She grasped his hand with her gloved one.

Playfully, he reached over with his other hand and took hold of her arm. He moved his hand down until he got to her wrist as he started to pull her glove off, exposing her tan hand, which he held in his own, moving his thumb over its back. They started playing with each others' fingers.

After another minute, he spoke up.

"You look cold," He purred. "Let me warm you up."

Before she had a chance to reply, he reached over with his free hand and cupped one of her breasts. She gasped at his sudden bestiality and how he held her.

While her mouth was open, he took his chance to kiss her on the lips, slipping his tongue into her mouth. After a moment, she got over her shock and started kissing him back.

They continued to make out for a minute before finally they pulled away from each other, needing air.

They started back into each other's eyes before she finally spoke.

"Let's go home so we can have some privacy." They still held hands as they got up and walked home side-by-side.