Title: Isaac Clarke Gets Drunk

Premise: Dead Space. Isaac Clarke and John Carver go out for a few drinks to celebrate something (a birthday, some big achievement), and Isaac gets drunk. But then suddenly, a swarm of necromorphs or unitologists attack, and Carver has to protect both himself and a drunken Isaac.

Date Posted: 03/16/13

Personal Comment: I went out to see 21 And Over with my best friend today, and we LOVED it! It was freakin' hilarious for one, and it also had some dramatic moments that made me think about life and college. And also this idea popped into my mind.

Adoption Idea: Dead Space Story: Isaac Clarke and John Carver go out for a few drinks to celebrate something (a birthday, some big achievement), and Isaac gets drunk. But then suddenly, a swarm of necromorphs or unitologists attack, and Carver has to protect both himself and a drunken Isaac.

More frustrated now, Carver tightened his grip on Isaac's shirt and pulled him down the hall harder.

"We should do thish more often, ya know John? I mean Ellie's my girlfriend and she's hot and all, but it's nice to be able to hang out and chat with a guy friend ya know what I mean?"

"Yeah, yeah I know Isaac!" Carver snapped back as he dragged him along. He heard a snarl of a slasher behind then. He turned and fired his pulse rifle behind him, landing a few blows.

Finally they made it to the elevator, and Carver slammed a fist on the button, closing the doors.

"I mean you've been through a lot of the same crap I've been through," Isaac continued. "I feel like now that I got you around I got a friend who really gets me, ya know! I mean we can't even watch TV without seeing the Markers' symbols, right?"

"And we can't ever get a freakin' break from those things! I mean just look! They're after us even now!"

"Don't worry Isaac," John replied. "We're gonna get through this. We're a team. We can do this!"

"Yeah, right." Isaac nodded.

"Think you're starting to sober up a little?"

"Maybe a little..."

Later, a group of Necromorphs were all walking around a parking lot, looking for their prey. Isaac and John were trying to sneak by behind the cars. Unfortunately, Isaac had gotten his hands on more alcohol earlier.

"Alright Isaac," John whispered behind to his partner, "When I give the signal, we- Isaac?" He turned and saw that his partner wasn't behind him...

"COME AND SUCK ON MY MOTHERF&%* C%*K YOU DUMB BASTARDS!" Isaac screamed. He was atop a car, doing the pelvic thrust dance.

John face-palmed himself, blowing out a million curses under his breath.

The necromorphs all looked up at the engineer dancing on the car and screaming at them, all with really confused looks. One lurker scratched his head with his claw. A slasher turned to another who just shrugged at him. Finally, they decided to just kill him, and all charged at him.

And Isaac bolted down the street screaming like a lunatic.