Title: Unitologists and Covenant in Equestria.

Premise: MLP: FIM, Halo, Dead Space. Jacob Danik and The Prophet of Truth both try to claim Equestria. Based off an old Daffy Duck cartoon.

Date Posted: 03/20/13

Personal Comments: This is REALLY not the day I should be doing this!

I came on today, and I don't really like the new format of this site. It's like when they change the format of YouTube. I'll probably get use to it after a while though.

I listened to "Powerless" by Linkin Park while writing this. Good song. I'd like to see someone on YouTube make an AMV tribute to The Didact and Danik.

You know if someone were to make a movie for Dead Space, I think Alfred Molina should play Danik. They look alike, don't you think? A little?

I've also thought of a couple more fic ideas in which A) The three major unitologist figures from the game find themselves in Equestria, or B) The three prophets from the Covenant find themselves in Equestria. And also, maybe the three prophets are old friends who went to college together. Perhaps they visit Equestria in their younger years.

Another bright sunny day in Equestria, which the Mane Six were spending out on another picnic together.

Their lovely afternoon was interrrupted however, when giant metal machine spewing fire from its rear swooped in from the sky and landed on a hill just about an acre away.

The six ponies went to investigate, and found a chubby-looking man in brown hair and sunglasses step out, followed by two men carrying guns and wearing suits that hid their faces, followed by one more colored man and an elderly man with a beard.

The ponies knew these were all humans. What they did not know was that they were unitologists. And not just any unitologists at that; The one with the glasses was their leader, Jacob Danik. The colored man was Hans Tiedman, and finally Dr. Challus Mercer.

"Um... hello?" Twilight said nervously. "Who are you?"

"Ah, it seems we have some locals here," Danik observed, seemingly ignoring the purple unicorn.

"You want us to shoot, sir?" One soldier asked, raising his gun.

"Not necessary," Danik replied. He motioned for the second trooper to pass him something, and he handed him a large blue flag on a pole.

"Nevermind us," Tiedman said to the ponies, walking past them, "Unitologist business."

The ponies just continued to stare dumbfounded as the men all walked a few ways away from their ship before Danik finally firmly stuck the flag pole into the ground.

"I hereby claim this planet in the name of the unitologists!" Danik exclaimed.

"WHAT?" The ponies all gasped, horrified.

Before anyone could say anything else, another ship suddenly burst from the skies, this one rounder and shinier.

It landed just another acre away, and out came an alien with a red cloak and golden crown, followed by a platoon of brutes and jackals. One brute came over to the spot the unitologists have taken, pulled their flag out, and planted a new red one in.

"I claim this planet in the name of the Covenant!" The cloaked alien, the Prophet of Truth exclaimed joyously.

"Ey!" Danik exclaimed, walking up to Truth. "I suggest you boys pop-off! We have already claimed for the church of unitology!"

"Ah, you troublesome humans," Truth sighed. "It seems we must yet again fight this out. All matters you present MUST be solved with violence, musn't they?"

The brutes snarled and stood in defensive positions, ready to fight, as Danik, Tiedman, and the soldiers raised their weapons.

"Um, hello?" Rainbow Dash pipped up. "Don't WE have a say in this? Us locals who- I dunno- ALREADY OWN THIS LAND?!"

"I'll write a letter to Princess Celestia," Twilight told everyone. "She'll come down here and send ALL of you to the moon!"

This caught the attention of all the aliens.

"It seems we are at an impasse," Truth stated.

Little did they know that above them, The Didact was on his way to claim Equestria in the name of the Forerunners.