Title: Despicable Me: Put a Banana in your Ear
Premise: Despicable Me. The minions sing Vector a song.
Date Posted: 8/05/13
Personal Notes: This is actually an idea I've been wanting to do for a while. The Popped into my head a LONG time ago. Came to my mind. Loved the song from Charlie the Unicorn. The Idiots of Gary's Mod made their own version of the song that's sped up and sounds like a chipmunk, or like the minions. Plus we all know the minions like bananas. The minions are singing Vector the Idiots of Gary's Mod version of the song, not the original.
Also, Despicable Me 2 was an okay movie. Could have been better, but it was okay for what it was.
Vector was in the park, feeding the birds, having a bad day, until two minions suddenly showed up, and whipped out some bananas.
Minion #1
Vector, you look quite down
With your big sad eyes
And your big fat frown.
The world doesn't have to be so gray.
Vector when your life's a mess
When your feeling blue
Always in distress,
I know what can wipe that sad away.
All you have to do is
Put a banana in your ear!
Vector
A banana in my ear?
Minion #2
Put a ripe banana into your favorite ear.
It's true
Vector
Says who?
Minion #1
So true.
Once it's in your gloom will disappear.
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a banana cheers
Minion #2
So go and put a banana in your ear.
(Suddenly, several minions showed up with bananas and started singing.)
Minions
Put a banana in your ear!
Vector
I'd rather keep my ear clear!
Minions
You will never be happy
If you live your life in fear.
Minion #1
It's true.
Vector
Says you.
Minion #2
So true.
Minions
When it's in the skies are bright and clear.
Oh, every day of every year
The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere
Minion #1
So go and put a banana in your
Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
The song ended, and Vector huffed, grabbed a banana, and shoved it in his ear. It felt weird. The minions all laughed at him.