Title: World's Greatest Shinobi Mind
Premise: Naruto. Obito and his accomplices sing a villain song. Song is based on "World's Greatest Criminal Mind" from The Great Mouse Detective.
Date Posted: 09/23/13
Personal Comments: This song idea popped into my head a while ago, on the first version of this story. But then I lost it after that story got deleted, so I'm putting it up here again.
Naruto's been on my mind a lot lately. Thing is Avatar: Legend of Korra has been on my mind, and that has led to me thinking about my story: The Akatsuki's Hunt for The Avatar, which has led to me thinking about Naruto.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or The Great Mouse Detective, or this song (aside from the lyrics I make up for it). I do not profit from this.
In the desolate Mountains' Graveyard, several of the most famed villains in the shinobi world were sitting around, chilling, drinking sake. Many nasty faces were present. All eight revived members of the Akatsuki, Zetsu, Kabuto, Zabuza, Hanzo, and Madara. Also present were the seven resurrected jinchuriki, now turned to the dark side.
Finally, in stepped the ringleader, Obito Uchiha, wearing his violet garb. After an inspiring pep talk, he decided to sing a song. He started prancing around, holding his Gunbai fan like a cane, as music started playing from the boombox they had.
Obito:
From the brain that brought you the Bloody Mist Years,
The era that made Kiri shed many great tears.
And wondrous things like the Nine-Tails' job,
That cunning display that made Konoha sob.
Now comes the real tour de force.
Tricky and wicked, of course.
My earlier crimes were fine for their times,
But now that I'm at it again,
An even grimmer plot has been simmering
In my great Uchiha brain!
Chorus:
Even meaner? You mean it?
Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned?
You're the best of the worst around!
Oh, Obito
Oh, Obito
The rest fall behind.
To Obito
To Obito
The world's greatest shinobi mind!
Obito:
Thank you, Thank you. But it hasn't all been a total cakewalk. I've had my share of adversity, thanks to that miserable second-rate ninja, Kakashi Hatake. For years, that insufferable liar has interfered with my plans. I haven't had a moment's peace of mind.
But, all that's in the past! This time, nothing, not he nor Minato's bastard son Naruto will stand in my way! All will bow before me!
Chorus:
Oh, Obito,
Oh, Obito,
You're tops, that is that.
To Obito,
To Obito,
Hidan:
To Obito, the world's coolest cat!
Obito:
Thanks for the compliment, Hidan!
Hidan:
No prob.
Obito:
Sorry 'bout that everyone. Where were we?
Chorus:
Even louder?
We'll shout it!
No one can doubt what we know you can do.
You're more evil than even you.
Oh, Obito,
Oh, Obito,
You're one of a kind.
To Obito,
To Obito,
The world's greatest shinobi mind!