Title: Every Franchise Currently on my Mind Crackshot

Premise: MLP, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, Madoka Magica, Amnesia, Lord of the Rings, The Walking Dead, Land Before Time. My favorite characters from each franchise above gets together to sing a short song. Crack.

Date Posted: 11/10/13

Personal Comments: So I went to a party tonight. Had a really good time. It wasn't a rave; it was a 20s-40s theme. I think I like the latter better. Might have met a cute girl I want to ask out.

So many ideas for MLP in my mind, mainly Trotting Dead based. Recently listened to the literal version of one song, "Helping Twilight win the Crown." Got stuck in my head. Want to listen to other literal song versions.

Machine for Pigs was a good game. Not as good as Dark Descent, but still awesome. Had some good scares here and there, and the story was really good. Music was good too, I listen to it while doing homework. This one guy posted a picture on deviantart of what he thought Mandus looked like. It looks like a relatively young man with no beard and an ape-like face, holding a cane. I like this depiction of Mandus most, unlike others that show him old and frail, even if that seems to be the canon as said by someone who worked on AMFP.

Missed out on Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2. Looks ok. The first one was fun. I've taken a liking to Chester V. I know he's the villain. I love his smile and his tech and voice. He's also a lot like Charles Muntz from if you notice, and he has a resemblance to Steve Jobs. I imagine if he teamed up with Oswald Mandus and tried to make Pony-flavored food bars. Decided today to make him my new avatar.

A friend got me into Madoka Magica. Currently on episode 10. It's an awesome anime. Really love it. Has some good turns that made the show infamous. I love these girls too. My favorite is Sayaka. Many fans don't like her apparently though.

Loving The Walking Dead so far, the new season. Can't wait for the new one today.

Been having some nostalgia lately, thinking back to the Land Before Time movies.

So many people going to see Thor 2 this weekend.


Chester stood before everyone. Alongside each other were Rarity, Sayaka, Littlefoot, Daryl Dixon (who wore a face saying "I can't believe I'm doing something this stupid."), Oswald Mandus, who seemed eager to start again, tapping his foot, and The Witch King of Angmar.

"Alright everyone," Chester said aloud. "Andrew wanted us to do this, so let's get too it." He continued to pace in front of everyone, his legs and arms moving in waves as though they were spaghetti.

Rarity, Littlefoot and Sayaka groaned.

"Your smile is still creepy," The Witch King hissed.

"Ah, yes I love smiling," Chester replied. "You should try smiling sometime, Murazor."

"I'm smiling right now," Murazor (the Witch King's fanon name) replied.

"Smiling and parties," Rarity observed. "I think you and Pinkie Pie would get along just fine."

"Oh I've met her," Chester replied. "She's wonderful."

Chester turned and smiled at Barb, his loyal assistant.

"Monkey, cue the music!" He commanded happily.

Barb rolled her eyes, annoyed again that she was called a monkey again, and hit the button on the stereo.

(Tune: "Helping Twilight Win the Crown")

So get up, get down,
El Macho and Chester V,
We can work together
Bringing Twilight Sparkle Down.

Something something, something else,
Ozzy Mandus's Machine.
Ship Sayaka with Kyoko,
What the hell are we singing?

(Everyone danced. Their choreography perfectly in Sync. Chester still blew everyone away with is moves that made it appear as though he had no bones.)

Just say what's on your mind.
Watch Homura's backstory.
New Walking Dead tonight.
What about Korra and Naruto?

Chester moves like noodles,
They are pigs, they'll eat your hearts.
Stop wasting time, Andrew,
You have a paper to write!

'Cause they're mine, mine,
You filthy old swine.
Get your own pigs to feed off,
These ones are mine!

"Okay, I think that's enough," Andrew's voice suddenly said as his shadowy figure appeared. "Well done everyone."

"Well then," Chester said, still freaking smiling, "Ozzy and I are off to grind up some ponies with our machine."

Rarity gasped with horror.

"Ah yes," Mandus said. "We're going to be in a fanfic Andrew has in mind. It's called 'pony-flavored foodbars'."

"Yes," Chester nodded. "We'll be coming for you, Marshmallow."

Rarity gulped.

Sayaka pulled out her sword and pointed it at Chester. "The other girls and I will stop you, Chester."

"Ah yes," Chester smiled again. "I'm looking forward to when you girls come try to stop me. It will be an enticing battle."

"Who wants Taco Bell?" Andrew asked.

Daryl and Murazor both groaned and facepalmed before one of the Colossi from Shadow of the Colossus suddenly crashed through the roof and crushed them all.