Possible Titles: Jar Jar Binks Crack, Jar Jar and Aku

Categories: Star Wars, Madoka Magica, Samurai Jack, Salad Fingers, Powerpuff Girls, The Princess & The Frog, Grand Theft Auto, Walking Dead, Batman, Creepypasta, Deadpool.

Premise: Pure Crack.

Date Posted: 04/16/14

Personal Comments: Just randomly started thinking of Jar Jar Binks today. I came to a realization; his "meesa" and "yousa" and the like sound like a black slave saying "me sir" and "you sir" to his black master, back in the pre-civil war period. I think that's why everyone says he's racist.

Personally I've always like Phantom Menace. Call it a guilty pleasure of mine. And I like Jar Jar and I'm proud of it.

My mind became a blur thinking of all these franchises listed above. Just decided to write up this random crap.

I want to adopt a micro pig after I graduate.

It's okay to post sexual content in here now that it's rated M.

Jar Jar walked his way up the stairs of the castle. He headed straight for Mami's room. Without knocking, he pushed the door in and entered.

"Hey Mami, is yousa- AAAHHH!" Jar Jar freaked out when he saw what he had walked in on, followed by three more screams.

Mami, Sayaka, and Kyoko were all on the bed, stark naked. Clearly they were in the middle of a threesome. Sayaka lifted her head from Mami's crotch while Kyoko looked up from frenching Mami's face, a trail of saliva connecting their mouths.

"AH! Meesa sorry!" Jar Jar screamed.

"What the Hell! Get out of here!" Kyoko snapped. She threw a pillow at Jar Jar's head with her free hand.

Mami pulled out a rifle with her own free hand and started firing at the gungan. Jar Jar ran out of the room as quick as he could. Luckily, he had avoided all shots. He got to the bottom of the stairs to meet Kyubey.

"Okay," he panted. "Meesa do that you you ask me to do."

"Excellent," Kyubey replied. With his ribbon ear, Kyubey held out a large sack of money for Jar Jar. "Here's a million dollars."

"Muy muy!" Jar Jar squeaked. He took the money in both hands and walked away.

As he walked out into the courtyard, he passed by a river. Salad Fingers was drifting down the creek on his back, looking up at the sky.

"I-I like to look at the sky on a nice day," Salad Fingers said. "The clouds look like Arthur's cakes."

"Meesa likey cake too!" Jar Jar said.

Salad lifted one hand from the water. His puppet friends were on his fingers. "Could you do for some cake too, Marjory?" He asked.

Jar Jar walked through the strip club. A lot of horny fanboys and fangirls had gathered around. He passed by one pole on which Copperhead was doing a pole dance. On another, there was The Rake. Him was at another.

Jar Jar wandered into the chapel of the castle. Dr. Faclier was lighting some candles and praying. Jar Jar accidentally knocked over one vase. A black smoke escaped.

"You fool!" Facilier snapped. "Look what you've done!"

Aku suddenly appeared and growled at Jar Jar.

"Meesa so sorry!" Jar Jar pleaded.

"It's okay," Aku shrugged, instantly forgetting his anger. He then vanished and reappeared outside.

Suddenly, a yellow SUV came careening down the street at high speed. Niko, Roman, Little Jacob, and Brucie were all inside, Niko behind the wheel as always because none of his friends can drive. The song "What is Love" was blasting from the windows. The four friends were bobbing their heads to the music.

"Hey Aku!" Niko shouted at Aku. "How do you like my YELLOW CAR?"

"Let's go bowling!" Roman shouted.

"Yeah!" the other three roared as the car sped off down the street, hitting many pedestrians and lamp posts in the process.

And then Deadpool drove up on a motorcycle.

"Hey Andrew! How much longer are you going to make this stupid drabble?" He asked.

I dont' know. I guess after I have a few more appearances of some characters I feel like bringing up.

"Well make it quick. This is stupid and you have better things to do with your time." And then he sped off.

Aku decided to take a train. He got on the train and sat down next to HIM. The two started talking up a conversation. Across from them, Kyubey was talking to Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, and Clementine, trying to convince them to make a contract with him. But then Lee and Niko showed up and told him to piss off. Kyubey then went over and sat down with Aku and HIM and joined in their conversation. But then Salad Fingers came up next to Kyubey.

"I-I did that thing you asked of me," Salad said. "Where is my payment?"

"It is done," Kyubey answered. "Go home and you will find your anonymous reward waiting for you."

"Thank you," Salad nodded before biting off one finger and eating it as though it were a cheeto.

As Salad walked away, he passed by Andrew, who was sitting at one seat, his pet teacup pig, Kenny, laying down snuggly in his lap.