Chapter 21: Artificial Assholes
The leaves dance across the ground as the wind whistles a tune.
Gine stares Eleven down if looks can kill and lucky for the android they don't, he would be a steaming pile of ash.
Eleven then has a smug look in his eye then smirks"So sayian are you going to attack or just stare into my beautiful eyes" He says cockily.
Gine clenches her fist a yells out a primal yell like an echo she lunges towards the android, Eleven has no time to react as he is sent straight up into the air with an uppercut.
Eleven catches himself in the air just in time to spot Gine flying at him in incredible speeds, the android throws multiple ki blasts at her, the sayianess phases behind Eleven raises her leg and slams it onto his head slamming it into the ground.
"Raditz just what is going on,"Goku asks.
"I'm just as lost as you Kakarot her power increased drastically I can't believe this"Raditz says.
Eleven rises from his crater and glares at Gine.
"Just what the hell are you!"Eleven asks in anger.
"What happened"Gine smirks.
"That smug look on you face disappeared"Gine states.
"YOU BITCH"Eleven lunges at Gine throwing a roundhouse at the sayianess.
She brings up her forearm blocking the kick, Gine clasps her hands together and ax handle punches Eleven into the ground creating a crater.
Eleven raises from the crater glaring at Gine.
"ILL FUCKING MURDER YOU!"Eleven flies at Gine throwing multiple punches and kicks at the female sayian.
Gine dodges them with ease and backflips away from Eleven kicking Eleven into a mountain she follows suit at the android.
"Holy shit!"Raditz exclaims.
"Raditz language,"Goku tells him.
"Shut the hell up let's go"Raditz picks Goku up and they fly into the way of the battle.
Eleven hits the ground hard, Gine following suit planting her knee into his artificial gut making the android groan at the amount of damage he has received in the battle if this punishment continued he wouldn't last he had to do it.
"I NEED HELP NO-"Eleven is cut off by a punch colliding with his face.
"No one will help you know,"Gine says with more malice than any other sayian startling Raditz and Goku at the tone of her voice.
Eleven tries to punch Gine but the female grabs his wrist and headbutts the android slamming him into the ground again breaking away some artificial skin away
revealing a robotic forehead.
Eleven looks up wearily and smiles.
"What are you giggling about,"Gine asks.
"Heh what took you so long Twelve,"Eleven says.
"Wha-"A knee buried itself into Gine's face throwing her off Eleven
"MOTHER/MOM"Raditz and Goku rush over to their mother helping her up.
"What are you two still doing here"Gine spits.
"You needed help,"Goku says.
"Yes mother Kakarot is right these androids are not foes to be taken lightly"Raditz states.
"Pay attention to us monkeys," A new voice says the racial slur makes all three sayians glare at the new android the one named Twelve.
Twelve is short and fat(like android 19) gray-skinned and green armor(like the one sixteen has) and a purple and green hat (the one android fifteen has).
"Cmon try to beat us simians"Twelve taunts.
Gine growls and runs throwing a punch at Twelve, the android ducks and leg sweeps Gine tripping her, the android grabs her leg and throws her into the sky Eleven and Twelve both throw red ki blasts at Gine knocking the sayianess out sending her crashing into the ground.
"MOM/MOTHER"Raditz and Goku yell than glare at the two androids.
"ILL KILL YOU PIECES OF SCRAP METAL"Raditz rushes at Eleven and Twelve "Double Sunday"Raditz fires his blast as it hits both androids they shrug it off as it did little to no damage.
Twelve punches Raditz in the chest knocking the air out of his lungs and cracking his armor and doubles him over, than Twelve knees him in the forehead knocking him into the air, Eleven teleports into the air kicking Raditz back to the ground.
Raditz battered and bruised from those attacks forehead bleeding armor cracked and some bones broken.
Eleven lands next to Raditz creating a ki blast about to finish off Raditz until a blue ki blast hits his back scorching the gi a bit.
"Leave Raditz ALONE"Goku rushes at Eleven throwing a punch at the android but he backhands Goku making him soar through the air.
Eleven goes to attack Goku jumping into the air and elbowing the sayian child in the chest sending a shockwave through his body breaking many bones also sending him into the ground.
Eleven lands on the ground raising his hand ki filled he fires a ki blast at Goku.
The ki blast explodes leaving nothing but a crater.
Eleven's eyes beep like a scouter he looks behind him and in surprise he sees Bardock holding a limp body of Goku
"D-Dad"Goku groans out.
"F-Fa-Father y-you made it"Raditz smiles still limp on the ground in immense pain.
Bardock slings Goku over his shoulder, he walks over to Raditz and picks him up as well and lays both of them on a tree.
"Rest now my sons you have done enough,"Bardock says.
He frowns and turns around to face the androids.
"So another one of you machines huh doesn't matter I'll return you back to metal and wires"Bardock threatens.
Eleven glances at the battered and bruised Bardock with his destroyed armor.
"You plan to fight us you obviously are still damaged and bruised I must say you sayians are both brave and idiotic," Eleven tells him.
"Well, Twelve the sayian wants death let's give it to him"Eleven smiles maliciously Bardock slides into his stance as well as do the androids.
Twelve rushes at Bardock throwing punches at the sayian, Bardock crosses his arms in the 'X' form blocking the punches but being pushed back at the same time.
Eleven flies behind Bardock firing a ki blast at his back making him drop his guard which makes him open for lays into Bardock throwing many punches and kicks.
Bardock grabs Twelve's wrist and throws him into Eleven knocking them into a forest of trees. The sayian jumps into the air and fires his signature attack "Riot Javelin"Bardock throws the ki ball at the two androids.
The attack picks up dust blocking Bardock's vision the sayian out of breath from using a lot of his energy and being battered and bruised before.
Bardock looks upon the form of the two androids and his eyes widen in shock the two androids managed to prevent themselves from harm with two energy shields(like the one seventeen used). Twelve's was blue and Eleven's was red.
The two androids lower their shields and smirk at Bardock.
"Is that all sayian"Twelve asks cockily.
"Give up while you can you organic life form," Eleven says.
Bardock powers up and glare at the androids.
"Come at me you bucket of bolts".Bardock taunts.
The two androids both rush at Bardock and throw a punch at the sayian.
Bardock blocks both androids with his forearms 'I need to separate them I can't fight them at the same time'Bardock says in thought.
Bardock brings his arms down and fires two ki blast at both of the androids stomachs sending them backward and separating them.
'Twelve seems to be the strongest out of the both of them I'll go for him first'.
Bardock flies at amazing speeds to Twelve slugging him across the face before the artificial life form could react.
Bardock flies upwards and summons the most ki he has into his hand "Damn I still have to worry about Eleven but now isn't the time to save energy"Bardco says aloud to himself.
"RIOT JAVELIN"Bardock flings the ki blast at Twelve the attack hits creating a massive explosion which kicks up some dust.
As the dust settles Bardock glances on Twelve and the android to Bardock's dismay is still together but damaged pieces of skin falling off revealing robotic exoskeleton.
"BASTARD" Twelve shouts out.
"LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO ME"Twelve stares at his reflection in a pond.
"Hey" Bardock calls out.
"WHAT"The android retorts.
"Just what are you doing here, why the hell are you attacking us,"Bardock asks.
Twelve smirks" To test," The gray android says.
"Test What?"Bardock asks.
"Our capability" Twelve informs.
"Capa-"Bardock is cut off as Eleven shows up behind him and puts him in a full nelson.
"NOW TWELVE!" Eleven shouts out.
"What about you?" Twelve asks.
"I'll be fine just hold back a bit this one already weak," Eleven says.
"Alright," Twelve says he places his hands in front of him and points them at Bardock. Red electricity cackles between his hands.
"Get ready for your demise sayian," Eleven says in his ear.
Bardock tries to move but his struggle is useless.
"DAMMIT!" Bardock yells out.
Twelve hands begin to create a big red ki ball cackling with red electricity."GET READY SAYIAN. NOW DIE. ANDROID CATASTROPHE". Twelve fires the red beam at Bardock.
"Shit."Bardock curses he can't think how in the hell was he supposed to get out of here, Bardock's thoughts are soon moved aside as Eleven's grip on him finally loosens. The palm-haired sayian jumps to the side away from the blast.
Bardock looks down to see Eleven spiraling to the ground with a huge bruise on his face he looks upwards and sees a bruised, battered and out of breath Gine in the air she managed to knock Eleven off of Bardock so they could dodge the beam.
As the attack passes by the two sayians Gine begins to fall out of the sky, Bardock manages to catch the fallen woman "Gine are you ok"Bardock asks.
"F-Fine B-Bu-But I barely have any energy left"She answers
Bardock glares at the androids he wouldn't forgive them for what they did to his mate.
"Gine can you stand and walk,"He asks.
'' I-I t-th-think so" She answers softly.
Bardock eases her down to her feet, Gine wobbles a bit and falls down this pisses Bardock off to see someone so strong be broken down that's the same feeling he felt when Tora and the others died he hated that feeling.
"Gine, how much energy do you have,"Bardock asks.
"Not that much but I have enough to hold them off" Gine responds.
"That will do, for now, give me your energy" He commands.
"WHAT"Gine yells.
"You plan to fight them yourself!?"She asks.
"It's the only way Gine, you want to see our sons grow up to be fine young me right,"Bardock asks.
Gine falls silent and looks at the broken and battered bodies of her sons, she knew damn well she couldn't fight but she was doing it for she couldn't let Bardock fight alone dammit she hated making decisions like this but she had no choice, she made her decision.
"Fine" Gine says she extends her hands at Bardock blue ki aura absorbing into his body it doesn't heal him but it increases his speed, strength, stamina, and durability by a lot.
"Y-yo- you better not lose Bardock," Gine says before fainting knocked out.
Bardock looks at the androids Eleven begins to get back up it looked like Gine put a lot of energy in attacking Eleven.
"I will make you pay for what you did"Bardock threatens.
Twelve scoffs.
"You an organic lifeform plan to beat us we don't run out of energy that power boost made you stronger but you can't keep that up forever Bardock"Eleven states.
"THAN I WILL KILL YOU NOW"Bardock flies at the androids.
Bardock kicks Twelve in the chest sending him into multiple trees.'Damn how did he get so fast' Eleven says in throws a punch at Bardock which the sayian dodges and knees Eleven in the gut making him double over and uppercuts him into the air. Bardock raises his hand and creates a ki ball in his hand and fires it at Eleven.
The blast doesn't completely destroy Eleven but destroys a lot of the artificial skin and rips apart the upper half of the gi leaving only his chest.
"DIE YOU BASTARD"Twelve flies from the rubble of trees and throws a roundhouse at Bardock's head,the sayian rolls out of the way and fires a ki blast at his back making him crash into the falling android Eleven.
Twelve and Eleven crash into a mountain creating a hole in it more like a little cave."Damn he is a lot more quicker and faster than a thought,"Eleven states "Agreed we just have to attack him together this sayian bastard can't handle both of us,"Twelve says.
Both Androids jump out of the hole in the mountain and fly at Bardock,they reach the sayian but are surprised as he doesn't move until they get closer they reach Bardock and throw many punches and kicks trying to catch the sayian off the sayian dodges and blocks all of their attacks.
Bardock knees Eleven in the stomach making him double over and catches at punch from Twelve and elbows him on the side of the face making him skid a few feet away. Eleven shoots a ki blast at Bardock, the sayian easily sidesteps the blast and side kicks Eleven in the face sending him onto a rock.
While the sayian is unsuspected Twelve creates a ki dagger on his hand and rushes at Bardock, Bardock looks behind him and sees Twelve rushing at him he is too slow and Twelve slashes Bardock across his chest making a huge gash Twelve goes in for another attack but Bardock catches his wrist and yanks the androids hand off leaving a drops of android blood(oil I think I don't know what that is) Twelve looks at the stump where his hand used to be but only oil and machinery the android couldn't believe it but somehow it hand to be a glitch but he was scared the sayian raises his ki filled hand at the android Twelve falls flat on his ass cowering "Lights out Robocop"Bardock says cooly as he learned that from a movie he and Gine watched.
"P-Pl-" Before the android could plead for his life a red beam of ki slams into Bardcok's ribcage pushing him into a rock knocking the wind out the sayian.
Eleven jumps off the rock holding his robotic eye it was damaged as soon as the killed that sayian he would need immediate repairs.
"Twelve"Eleven helps his fellow android up "Are you ok"He asks.
"Forget about me let's murder this bastard"Twelve spits.
Eleven looks at Twelve's missing right hand but chooses not to say anything he looked pushed.
Bardock stand up and stretches his body the andriods were going to still be trouble even with his boost in power "Looks like in need to kick up a notch"Bardock screams a blue aura surrounding him picking up rocks and making huge gusts of wind even pushing the andriods back a bit.
"His power is still rising"Twelve states.
"Damn if this keeps up he will destroy us"Eleven says.
"I won't let that happen"Twelve points his finger at Bardock's knee and fires a red ki blast at it making him lose balance and sending him on the ground his leg bleeding.
"Hah"Eleven laughs "Looks like all that bravado goes right out the door when your flat on your ass eh Bardock"Eleven smirks.
'Damn I can't stand up I think they destroyed the bone'Bardock says in his head while holding his leg.
'Bardock' A voice says in his head.
'Reikon is that you'Bardock says back in his head.
'Yes it is and you seem to be in a bit of a bind eh'Reikon says.
'Yea do you think you can give me that seeing my opponents move thing like you've did with Chilled'Bardock asks.
'I got something better for you'Reikon offers.
'I can increase your power by 2x for a limited amount of time' Reikon informs.
'A little bit of time is all I need Reikon now hit me'Bardock assures.
Bardock's aura rages growing bigger and 's hair stands up a bit and changes golden for a split second and returns to normal black his aura is know blue with a few white streaks (like ultra instinct but he isn't ultra instinct).
Bardock floats his body so that he stands up and puts pressure on his injured leg allowing him to walk a bit. Eleven and Twelve look shocked as the sayian stands up and his power raised many times than before.
"DAMMIT HOW IS THIS BASTARD STILL ALIVE"Eleven screams.
"BRING THIS SON OF A BITCH DOWN ELEVEN"Twelve continues as they both fly at the sayian.
Bardock dodges all of their attacks with ease Bardock punches Eleven in the chest but is more than surprised when his fist goes through his chest creating a gaping hole spilling out oil.
Eleven falls back holding his chest in goes to punch Bardock the sayian sidesteps the punch and backhands Twelve into multiple trees.
Bardcok flies after the android bulleting away,Bardock smacks Twelve across the face as he gets closer to him his leg hanging around limply,The android reaches to grab Bardock's shoulder but the sayian moves his shoulder to the side and elbows Twelve in the stomach making him crash into the ground making a huge crater.
Bardock lands on the ground putting pressure on his damaged leg trying to flies to their area with much haste,picking up his comrade.
"Twelve he must finish this in one last attack we are badly damaged,"Eleven tells him.
"Agreed let's finish this meat-bag,"Twelve agrees.
The two androids stand together side by side Twelve's body cackling with red electricity and Eleven's body cackling with green electricity,both androids then stick their hands out together.
"PHOTON FINISH,"They yell in unison.
Their red and green beams combine making a yellow giant beam hurl towards Bardock.
The sayian outstretches his hand a blue ki ball forming in his hand "FINAL REVENGER," Bardock yells out his attack the blue ki beam matching the size of the yellow two beams collide the androids already proving to be stronger.
"Now let us push this sayian bastard back,"Eleven cheers.
"Good night Caesar,"Twelve retaliates from earlier with Bardock calling him robocop.
'Damn my power isn't enough its decreasing rapidly it's dangerous but I have to use sayian spirit'Bardock says in his head.
'No Bardock don't at the rate your going The sayian spirit would destroy all of your blood vessels and break literally all of your bones that power is too much for your body'Reikon adds.
'Well if that's the cost for my family to live than I have to take it'Bardock replies.
'Heh Well Bardock I must say you have grown from the planet killing sayian twelve years ago know finish the fight'Reikon cheers.
"SAYIAN SPIRIT,"Bardock yells his blue aura growing thousands of times bigger than before his body in excruciating pain.
Bardock's beam easily overtakes the android's beam it pushes them back and envelops them pushing them into the sky and far away Bardock's heightened hearing he heard their somehow screams of pain whether they died or not Bardock couldn't tell after the beam passed Bardock couldn't stand he was internally bleeding his bones destroyed he falls smack into the ground without a skull to protect his brain he is knocked out.
Bardock's eyes slowly flutter he awkens in an unfamiliar land the ground was dark red he looked around and also felt different the air was also hotter, one more thing the was stood up and walked around and saw mostly nothing but he finally found someone oddly that person was wearing sayian armor. 'another sayian now where in the hell am I' Bardock said in his mind.
Bardock walks behind the sayian the closer he gets the more he senses something familiar 'This persons scent it's familar'Bardock says in his mind.
"Hey"Bardock shouts out tying to get the persons attention but hears nothing in return.
"Hey you son of a bitch I'm talking to you"Bardock tells him and grabs the persons shoulder and spins them around and the person is someone who didn't expect to see not until...he reached Hell.
"Tora,"Bardock says in realization.
In the wasteland with Gine,Goku and Raditz
Gine's eyes flutter open here wounds healed she looks up sees the white cat Korin standing above her.
"K-Korin,"Gine mutters noticing her cat teacher.
"Gine that was quite a battle I seen it all,"Korin told her.
"Thank you"She thanks.
"No problem I've also healed your sons they should be up soon they sustained a lot of damaged those boys knew they were outclassed and still choose to fight either they are stupid or very brave I would love to train them sometime,"Korin urges.
"Of course but what about Bardock"Gine asks.
"He is a different case he took a lot of damage even overcharged his body with too much energy just to protect you all know that is love,"Korin tells her.
'Bardock did that for us'Gine says in her head looking at Bardock's body as she manages to crack a smile.
'You indeed have gone soft my rogue sayian'Gine says in her head.
"GINE!"Korin shouts at her knocking her out of her thoughts.
"Oh I'm sorry yes"She responds.
"I was telling you your boys are waking up"Korin points to Raditz and Goku's bodies.
"Gah I feel like shit"Raditz mutters but is soon smacked upside his head.
"No cursing,"Gine tells him.
"Ow"Raditz says grabbing his head.
"Hey Mom how is Dad"Goku asks pointing at Bardock.
"He's fine Kakarot just needs alittle rest"Gine assures her youngest.
Back in hell
Bardock chuckles at a joke Tora says as they begun talking Bardock sitting on a rock across from him.
"Man Tora it's been good to talk to you again although I'm a little surprised that I'm in hell,"Bardock says.
"Ah yes the rogue sayian has gone soft eh"Tora chuckles.
"Ah fuck you"Bardock says jokingly.
"But Bardock we did a lot of fucked up things under Frezia and your bad decisions do outweigh the good Bardock,"Tora says.
"Speaking of Frezia as I've seen you've fought one of his clan a worthy battle you even gotten a ton stronger so when will you finally end Frezia's rule,"Tora asks.
"No not yet Frezia is still as it pains me to say it hundreds of times stronger than me,"Bardock clenches his fists.
"Don't worry about it man you will kill that son of a bitch eventually,"Tora encourages.
"Anyway Tora where is everybody else I know Prince Vegeta and General Nappa are still alive but there was a whole planet of sayians where are they,"Bardock asks.
"Well with all the 'Villans' as they call it the orges who are the guardians of this place decided to put all the weak sayians and everyone else who is weak are in the lighter part of hell but the stronger ones are in this part on hell and since I'm not that much weaker than you they put me here away from Fasha and the rest I miss my comrades indeed,"Tora states.
Bardock began to feel bad for his friend their isn't anything to do in this area.
"Hey but I'm here what do you wanna do train,"Bardock asks.
"That sounds fun but you have to go,"Tora tells him.
"Go where?"Bardock asks.
"You aren't dead Bardock and you have a destiny,"Tora tells him.
"Destiny?".
"To beat Frezia and become the legendary super sayian,"Tora says.
"The super sayian those stories we were told as kids?"Bardock asks.
"Oh it's not bullshit I've met a few sayians down here wh-"Tora cuts himself off as he sees Bardock's form beginning to fade away.
"Well we've talked long enough your sons and mate are calling you Bardock go back to them,"Tora tells him.
"What about you"Bardock asks.
"I'll be find my friend I've got an eternity here I can wait for you,"Tora jokes.
"Son of a bitch,"Bardock jokes.
Bardock begins to fade away but he realizes one more thing.
"Wait Tora you said the strong sayians are here right then where is King Vegeta,"Bardock asks.
"Oh you don't know yet"Tora says.
"Know what,"Bardock asks but he begins to fade away faster.
"Ah no time go back to your family and make sure you sons grow strong and I must admit Gine is almost as strong as you the weakest sayian becomes one of the strongest eh also avenge our race Bardock," and with that Bardock completely fades away.
'Goodbye my friend'Bardock says to himself as he wakes up inside his house and around his family and some strange cat.
"BARDOCK/DAD/FATHER"His family then assaults him with hugs even Raditz as he was surprised.
"Well it seems I'm no longer needed good luck at the tournament tommorow you all,"Korin says walking out the door before anyone can respond.
"What do we do now Dad"Goku asks.
"Rest the tournament is soon and I don't think anyone should be able to challenge you two,"Bardock compliments his sons.
"I'm happy your back my big strong man,"Gine says sexually Bardock was getting some tonight.
"mother we are still here,"Raditz says as they all laugh expect Bardock who had alittle smirk but his mind wandered were the androids gone for good also what did Tora mean about Vegeta.
Unknown location
two robotic hands latch onto a mountain and pull themselves up the broken and now mostly robotic even the robotic parts alittle destroyed it was Eleven and Twelve as they barely survived that blast from Bardock.
A metal door creams open and a old man walks out with a device in his hand.
" Dr. Gero what are you doing we only failed this time but with rep-"Eleven is cut off as both androids blow up.
Dr. Gero blew up the androids "Failures," mutters as he walks into his lab.
And looks at three pods labeled 13,14 and 15.
"It looks like I can't win with these defects aswell well I only have these but I need more data," says looking at two pods labeled 17 and 18.
BOOM FINALLY FINISHED THIS CHAPTER only took me ten years anyway I'm sorry but I know you guys don't want an excuse but Happy Thanks giving and Merry Christmas as I missed those also HAPPY NEW YEARS my New Years revolution is to upload more chapters anyway power levels
Bardock:60,000
Bardock(x2 power up):120,000
Bardock(sayian spirit):360,000
Gine:58,000
Goku:416
Goku(Zenkai):650
Raditz:1,200
Raditz(zenkai):2,400
Eleven:55,000
Twelve:57,000
Bardock(zenkai):72,000
Gine(zenkai):70,120
Gero:5.6