CB: See that wasn't so bad was it. Last chapter i left it vague and uninteresting till that lady mentioned something.

Naruto: Okay i admit it was a little nice the way you had me and Kaa-chan spend time together.

Kushina: My little sochi-kun is so cute. Although from what i've seen you're no longer little are you.

Naruto: S-Shut up kaa-chan. the hot springs was accident. . .I didn't mean to flash you.

CB: Oh so you two went to the hot springs. . .I'll use that but you have to tell me exactly how it went so i can recreate it.

Naruto: ABSOLUTELY NOT! I won't let you use that in the story.

CB: Fine fine, I'll just make this a Gai x Naruto pairing then. Think about it. You and him in skin tight green suits screaming about youth as he. . .

Naruto: FUCK THAT I'D RATHER FUCK MY KAA-CHAN.

CB: Then you're telling me details. Also the council is coming into play in this chapter so be prepared to truly be pissed off.

Naruto: I already am. Kaa-chan, Would you like to relax at home and snuggle on the couch watching some movies?

Kushina: Aww my sochi-koi is really trying for romance huh. Well sure i'd love to so it's a date naru-kun.

Naruto: I just can't win can i?

CB: Not as long as i'm alive you wont. . .Now onto the disclaimers.

Kushina: Crystal bullet doesn't own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden. Now Naru-koi lets go home.

Naruto: Coming Benitenshi.

Kushina: Hmm? You say something?

Naruto: N-NO, Lets just leave.

Now a few notes about speech.

"Hello" Normal speech
"Hello" Thoughts
"Hello" Demon/god talking
"Hello" Demon/god thinking.
"Hello" Jutsu names.


(Hi no Kuni border.)


Naruto, Kushina, , Zabuza and Haku are walking somewhat behind the other two teams. Naruto and his mother spend the majority of time latched onto one another in some form or another. From her behind him and arms crossed around his chest, To interlocked arms while leaning into one another as they chat and catch up. Mathias just stares at them with a smile not really finding anything wrong with what they are doing. Knowing the real trials of love he just smiles hoping that with all the shit Naruto is forced to swallow that he is able to finally have some semblance of happiness in his life. Even if it is by dating his mother.

Shrugging his shoulders Mathias just turns his blinded attention to the area around them. Expanding his chakra into the soil and flora around himself Mathias feels an eerie presence following them all. Although not entirely good, it is not inherently evil either. Shrugging his shoulders he just chuckles some before writing it off as paranoia. As the group of Shinobi come to a rest they make a small camp to simply relax for at least a few minutes before picking up to move once again. Mathias looks towards Kurenai and Kakashi and nods to them before speaking.

"Kakashi, Kurenai, I need you two to scout ahead and get to the village with Zabuza, Haku and your teams. I'll watch over Naruto and his mother. They need more time to relax before going back to . . .You know what." Mathias says a little saddened.

"Maa Maa, Yeah i understand. Naruto deserves some happiness before being forced back into the hatred of the village. I'll take my team and go ahead." Kakashi says understanding completely.

"Although it's not really needed for me to explain but I know two others besides myself who will be saddened when they hear Naruto will be a few days late to the village although, one of my friends never wants to hear about Naruto any more." Kurenai says sighing some.

"Oh and just who are the three you are speaking of?" Mathias asks quirking an eyebrow.

"Anko Mitirashi, Yugao Uzuki and Hana Inuzuka. My three best friends. Yugao watched over him when he was a child, Hana likes him cause of the good he does for Kiba and Anko . . .well she likes Naruto for reasons that even I don't know but about 2 years ago she just . . stopped all emotion and sticks to being her old self destructive persona and even stopped going to his apartment. We don't know why but we just stopped bugging her on why since she always cried her eyes out when his name is brought up. Though i don't know what happened but her drinking doubled. And she just barely started taking missions again a few months ago." Kurenai says thinking some.

"Speaking of friends and missions, Mathias, Are you putting Naruto into the Chuunin exams? If you are just know he'll be alone and a BIG target. Anyway Mathias I'm curious, no one even knows what color your eyes are, if they are there or missing or even damaged. Not to mention you have no friends in the village besides Naruto who you call a little brother. Why don't you go hang out with anyone?" Kakashi asks a little interested in his reasons for not outwardly going about making friends.

"My reasons and my decisions are my own Hatake, You'd best mind your business before you force me to deal with you. Besides, I don't care for anyone in the village but Naruto. I'm not looking for friends, I'm not looking for love. And I'm sure as hell not looking to make bonds like that which you and Gai have. Speaking of which I just got one of my clones memories from Konoha. You're going to truly enjoy the surprise waiting for you when you get there." Mathias says sternly as the Jonin flinches some nodding a bit.

With that said Teams 7 and 8 with Zabuza and Haku left Mathias, Naruto and Kushina alone to return to the village. Mathias Smirking devilishly at what his clone had done.

(In Konaha just moments ago.)

A Shadow clone of Mathais having had enough of Kakashi's pestering questions for the entire month while at wave had finally boiled over into this. In the middle of the night a few days before everyone had packed and started walking to the village Mathias had sent this clone ahead with one specific purpose in mind.

Pranking Kakashi big time.

Mathias had his clone Henge into a perfect Kakashi and had it walk around the village reading his porn aimlessly till he bumped into Gai at which point the prank would begin. It took a few hours of aimless walking after 2 days of failures The "Kakashi" Had found it's target and walked up to him as he was doing some light training.

"Kakashi my eternal Rival how goes training the YOUTH OF YOUR TEAM?" Gai spouts out normally before giving his nicegut pose and his teeth give a gleam before 'Kakashi just looks up from his book'

"Huh? You say something Gai?" 'Kakashi says as Gai spouts off about Kakashi's Hip attitude.

"Listen Gai i'm here on a mission. A mission that will prove once and for all that one of us is better then the other. Since were tied in our little . . .challenge war why not make a go for broke game that either of us can win pretty easilly." Kakashi says with an eyesmile.

"Oh how wonderful. You've decided to fan your flames of youth and challenge me this time. Alright My eternal Rival what is your challenge?" Gai says absolutely curious about this.

"A Race" Kakashi says with a gentle dismissive hand wave.

"A race? You want to race as your first challenge?" Gai asks a bit stunned.

"Why it's PERFECT Absolutely set the rules of the race." Gai says getting ready to run and finally beat his eternal Rival.

"Okay well first we have to strip naked. And I mean NAKED naked. Like the day you were born naked. No cloths, No underwear, NO genjutsu or Henge's to make it look like were naked but actually naked. Then we race around the ENTIRE Village forest in all 5 times. The one to reach the Kage Tower on the fifth lap is the winner. And the winner gets Named the challenge war Victor." Kakashi says with an eye smile as Gai just starts to shake violently at the sound of this before asking.

"And what of the loser?" Gai looks at Kakashi expectantly before Kakashi eyesmiles.

"Well to prove the loser is a good sport the Loser will have to spend the rest of the day naked as well as accept A HUG from the winner who is ALSO still naked." Kakashi says with mirth before Gai explodes screaming about the youthfulness of such a challenge and how it breaks the borders between true friendship and shows the great value of good sportsmanship.

"OH MY KAMI THAT IS PERFECT. YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! I AM READY FOR THIS CHALLENGE KAKASHI WHERE SHALL WE MEET TO START THIS YOUTHFUL CHALLENGE?" Gai screams as he cries tears of joy.

"How about right here right now. So IT'S ON!" The imposter Kakashi says making a fake grab for his cloths knowing that the real Kakashi will be back in the village soon enough to get the full brunt of this prank.

Gai seeing Kakashi grab for his cloths immediately doesthe sam only the difference is Gai is so fast at taking his cloths on and off it's as if not even a nanosecond later Gai is naked as the day is long with his above average junk hanging out. Gai immediately bolts off towards the gates starting the race as the clone Kakashi ends the henge before smirking and Dispelling relaying the information to Mathias who is on his way home with the Others.

(Back with Mathias and the others.)

As Kakashi and the others leave towards the Village Mathias uses gulf code and the Phonetic alphabet to relay the prank he pulled on Kakashi making Naruto's eyes widen as a smile breaks out on his face. Mathias and Naruto quickly fist bump before they get back to sitting with Kushina. The three stay at the Campsite for a few hours gathering supplies before putting up two tents. Naruto smiling some as he Pleads for his mother to share his with him. Kushina nods and feeling a little sleepy goes inside the tent as the sun goes down. Both Naruto and Mathias decide to do some Nocturnal training leaving a few Shadow and exploding clones at the camp to keep Kushina safe.

Naruto and Mathias Stop in a clearing surrounded by trees. Relaxing a little bit Naruto sits down by Mathias and they look at one another giving a gentle nod to one another.

"Who ever is hiding you can come out now. I sensed you a few miles back and i just wanna talk." Mathias says seemingly to no one. As he waits for a few minutes he thinks his paranoia is getting the better of him when he catches something. A black and white plant looking man rises out of the ground in front of them both staring down at them before speaking.

"You. . .Bluenette, You feel like Kaa-san but . . . You are not Kaa-san. She said to find you cause you feel like her family Why is that?" The strange man speaks in two different voices.

"I don't know what you mean by I feel like your Kaa-san. Care to elaborate?" Mathias says.

"What i mean is Your soul . . . It feels like Kaa-san. Are you related? Are you our Tou-san?" The strange plant man asks a little hopeful it seems.

"I'm afraid i wouldn't know. The magics that make up my soul are in many realms. This one is most abundant. If what you're saying is true then your mother must be either a chosen one to bear the sign or someone who stumbled upon it's power long ago. If nothing else I'm your Oji-san.(uncle) So what can i call you nephew?" Mathias says with a smile while asking his question.

"My name . . .is Zetsu Oji-san. Mother will be most pleased she has a living relative. Even if not by blood." The now named Zetsu says before looking at him with a smile.

"Well Zetsu-kun, Would you tell me exactly how you did that thing where you came out of the ground?" Mathias asks intrigued at the jutsu hoping he could do it as well.

"Of course Oji-san, It's called Mayfly. Mayfly allows me to put my Mokuton chakra into the earth which then allows me to sink into the soil or tree or even water. Which we can then, once in the earth, tree, wall or water, travel at near instantaneous speeds to our destination. Once inside what ever surface we are in we are nearly undetectable. Though if sensors or someone is careful enough they may be able to sense us like you were able to Oji-san." Zetsu says smiling some before kneeling in front of Mathias and Naruto.

"Me and my student Naruto have the Mokuton ability. . .think we can use Mayfly as well?" Mathias asks. Zetsu seems to take a thinking pose before silently nodding.

"Alright Naruto we can start on Mayfly after we get back to Konoha. . .Although i would like to get your kenjutsu training started as soon as possible. I wish their was a missing nin we could kill and loot for a good weapon." Mathias says dejectedly with a sigh.

"There is Oji-san. Aoi Rokushō, He stole the Raijin no Ken from Konoha and is Labeled as a B-rank Nukenin. Easy enough to kill with the right effort and You could get Naruto-kun a sword to train him." Zetsu says hoping to be of use to his new found Uncle.

"Thank you Zetsu. I'll look into it and get Naruto that sword. I have one stored in Konoha that I'm going to give him so he can learn the Twin rising dragon Kenjutsu style. Listen if you can speak with your Kaa-san, Tell her the I look forward to meeting or hearing her at some point and if i can help her in anyway just to let me know." Mathias says with a smile towards his nephew.

"As you wish Oji-san. Kaa-san will be pleased you want to help revive her once more." Zetsu says before writing down the Location of Raijin no Ken and Aoi Rokushō and passing the scroll to Mathias who accepts it with a smile before hugging his nephew. Zetsu simply smiles and hugs back before sinking into the earth to return to where ever he is normally to speak with his kaa-san Kaguya.

"Okay now that is fucking awesome. Naruto lets begin with working on Mayfly and that new jutsu of yours. I still can't believe you were able to make a Raiton technique. It's not even one of your affinities." Mathias said with a smile.

"Yeah i was thinking on what you were telling me while training me in your created jutsu's. I know you have a lightning affinity so i thought that maybe if i could create a lightning jutsu without an affinity you'd be proud of me." Naruto said sheepishly as he rubs the back of his head.

"You idiot i've always been proud of you. Yah stupid dumbass." Mathias says giving Naruto a noogie.

"Alright stop it. Anyway it's called "Raiton:Dibainhōmingu rakurai" (Lightning release: Divine Homing Thunderbolt). I know that Most lightning Jutsu's are a point and shoot type thing and easily dodged at times if fast enough. So i thought, 'Hey what if their was a way to use Raiton chakra to lock onto an enemies chakra signature?' So I got to work with shadow clones as targets and spent our entire time in Nami no Kuni Mastering my new Jutsu." Naruto says excitedly.

"Wow that's fucking incredible bro why didn't i think of that. Well I could have come up with something like that but only after a few years of training in Raiton jutsu's. The fact that you came up with this is amazing and shows how much your intelligence has increased with the seals removal. Now show me the Jutsu." Mathias says with a smile before watching Naruto.

"Sure sensei just watch." Naruto says as a shadow clone poofs into existence a good 20 feet away before flipping through hand-seals as fast as he can before his chakra flares.

"Raiton:Dibainhōmingu rakurai" (Lightning release: Divine Homing Thunderbolt)" Naruto yells as seemingly nothing happens. Mathias looks at Naruto a little confused before Naruto smirks obviously able to see something Mathias can't. Mathias turns his attention to the clone once more before he's obliterated by a 3 foot thick bolt of golden lightning that destroys a good chunk of earth.

"JESUS JET SKIEING CHRIST" Mathias yells as he looks at the devastation the jutsu caused.

"I know right. It was fucking awesome when i first got it nailed. And cause you have all five elemental affinities, The strength of the jutsu will be much more deadly when you use it." Naruto says while laughing and rubbing the back of his head.

"Nice, Naruto why did it look like nothing happened after you finished the jutsu? I mean i saw nothing but you were smirking like you could see something happening." Mathias asks a little confused.

"Oh that well yeah because i thought of homing lightning I knew that if it was visible that they could just easily dodge the lightning even if it was circling the enemy as it closes in on them while he was moving. When the bolts touch and the real one hits it could be dodged since he could see the spinning and joining lightning bolts. But if the homing bolts were invisible then they wouldn't know what was coming until it was too late." Naruto says with a proud smile.

"So while doing the hand-signs and seals for the jutsu i knew i would have to use deception. So the jutsu itself casts an invisibility genjutsu. Low enough to not be invisible to the user but high enough to be undetectable unless by a genjutsu master like Kurenai or Itachi." Naruto says while smiling.

Naruto spends the next 6 hours drilling the hand-signs and the amount of chakra needed to perform the jutsu. Once Mathias has that down he begins to pat Naruto on the back saying he'll practice while on the road to Aoi. Naruto and Mathias return to the campsite as the sun sets in the distance letting the day give way to night.

Naruto laid on his sleeping bag with his mother sleeping soundly beside him obviously tired from her training him. He reaches a hand over and lightly rubs her cheek with a smile. Kushina seems to melt into his hand and nuzzle it a bit before calming down once again and returns to her dreaming. Naruto falls asleep as well shortly after hoping to catch a few z's before having to chase down Aoi who's stationed a day away to the east.

After a few hours Kushina awakens to an empty tent looking around not seeing Naruto anywhere.

"Naruto-kun?" Kushina says a little worried she's lost him again. Heading out of the tent she looks around and sees Naruto sitting near the road on a boulder staring up at the moon. Walking up to her son in silence Naruto smiles some and stares at the luminescent orb of light with a look of intensity.

"Naruto-kun? Are you going to just stare at the moon all night?" Kushina asks a little worried.

"Kaa-san . . . How do you know when you love someone?" Naruto asks her not taking his eyes off the moon.

"N-Naruto-kun are you sure you should be asking something like that at your age?" Kushina says somewhat hoping to keep her little boy for just a little while longer.

"But Kaa-san i just wanna know. . . I know you used to love tou-san so i wanna know what love is. . .please?" Naruto says giving her the puppy dog eye jutsu. The moonlight seeming to magnify the effect. "Okay Naru-kun just please stop with those eyes. . .Tell me how you feel and we'll go from there okay?" Kushina says with a smile.

"Well . . . I feel fuzzy. When ever i look at it I" Naruto says before he gets cut off.

"Whoa Naruto you can't think of the one you love as an It. A relationship with someone is about communication. And i guarantee that if you call the one you love an It you'll get torn up. Now I'm guessing that it's a girl cause you certainly don't seem to react like sai does with boys. So you need to treat this woman like you did me when we hung out. . .You kind of made me feel like a goddess. So make sure they feel that they are your goddess." Kushina says sitting down next to her son.

"My goddess? . . .I think i can do that." Naruto says smiling some.

"Good don't you forget it sweetie." Kushina smiles some as well rubbing his head. "Now on to what you were saying. You feel fuzzy when you look at her?" Kushina asks a little curious as to what her son means.

"Yeah when ever i look at her my chest feels strange. Like when your foot falls asleep and you move it around or something. It gets hard for me to breathe but not in a bad way. It makes me smile" Naruto says fidgeting someone in his seat. "No one else does this to me except for you and her. I think she's the prettiest woman in the world." Naruto says looking at his mother with a happy smile on his face.

"Whats she like aside from being pretty naru-kun?" Kushina says with a tender smile on her face as she pulls Naruto in for a hug.

"I don't know much about her Kaa-san. . . but i can feel her emotions somewhat. I think she's sad." Naruto says dejectedly.

"Why's that Sochi?" Kushina says intrigued he can feel her emotions even this far away.

Naruto for his part just looks at the moon worriedly and shrugs his shoulders in his mothers grip. "I don't know Kaa-san. All i know is i want to know more about her and well . .. " Naruto says a little embarrassed to continue.

"And well what naru-kun?" Kushina prods at him with a finger to the cheek.

"I want her to feel the way i do." Naruto says with an embarrassed blush and sheepish expression.

"Sochi, You wanna know what i think?" Kushina says holding Naruto in her lap.

"Yeah i do. What do you think?" Naruto asks.

"I think you're doing a fine job loving this girl so far. The next step is to introduce yourself to her. She can't feel the same if she doesn't know who you are right?" Kushina says smiling some as she nuzzles into Naruto.

"Yeah i guess so but she's so far away. . . so what comes after that?" Naruto asks tilting his head back to look up at his mother.

"Well Naruto-kun you must first prove to her you are worthy of her affections. Show her how much she means to you and tell her how you feel. She may seem far now but i know you'll close the gap soon." Kushina says before she sets Naruto down beside her and looks into his eyes.

"You need to reach out and grab her. Then tell her your name and if she asks why she should care you need to sweep her off her feet like a true gentleman would."

Naruto looks at his mother happily before hugging her tightly. He tells her he'll go to sleep in a few minutes and she should return to the tent. After she's gone Naruto once more looks to the moon and smiles longingly at it. He reaches his hands up and opens them in a way to symbolize a hug and says.

"Hello, My name is Naruto Uzumaki. And you should care because i love you and I'll do anything for you. Please accept my feelings." Naruto says while still staring at the moon. As if responding to his words the moons glow brightens a little bit with a loving and seemingly pink glow for a few moments. Naruto smiles some closing his eyes before heading back to his tent. Unknown to him an image of a blood red eye with three black ripple marks surrounding the pupil and 9 tomoe appear for just a fraction of a second before disappearing allowing the normal glow of the moon once more.

Morning soon comes to the trio of Shinobi. Mathias lets Kushina in on his plan and she agrees happily knowing she'll be able to pass on the clans Kenjutsu style to her son. Taking a few minutes to pack up they head off towards The Hi no kuni and Yu no Kuni border where Aoi was last seen. At most it'll take them an extra day to return to Konoha. Naruto and Kushina decide to just spend some time together at the resort leaving Mathias to his own machinations. Mathias puts on normal civilian cloths and takes off his headband stuffing it into sealing marks on his arm that he added into his flag tattoo along with his other cloths to seem unassuming while blindfolding himself once more. Mathias digs through his personal affects and finds his mp3 player from his real realm.

Smiling happily he turns to his album selection and chooses his favorite one and sets the link to his mission headset and walks out to gather the rest of the items for his ruse. After a few hours of traveling alone with an empty decoy sack with a mule behind him carrying some what expensive materials as a ploy to draw out Aoi and the few bandits he has with him. His trap bears fruit when two chuunin strength nin's appear out of nowhere behind the trees and attack with ninja wire and senbons.

Easily evading the senbons and ninja wire Mathias simply decides to use a skill he's had since puberty and his mothers genetics became dominant. He grabs the ninja wire and pulls hard using his ungodly strength tugging one of the ninja near him only to then slam a fist hard into his chest caving it in forcing his rib cage to implode piercing his heart, lungs and liver killing him instantly. Mathias's hand boring it's way through his torso and squelching out the nin's back. Mathias lifts his arm upwards and twists it forcing the nin he killed to fling off his arm and land behind him as Mathias just smirks staring at the dead man.

Before the other ninja can react Mathias spins around and breathing out a stream of sapphire blue flames from his mouth turning the second ninja into an ash pile as he smiles showing his dagger sharp shark like teeth. Soot and smoke bellows out of Mathias smiling mouth as he turns around to meet whats coming. Hearing some rustling Mathis follows the sound as 10 other ninja appear before him like the others a little weary. Aoi steps out from the crowd and smirks a little insanely before speaking.

"So. . . .it seems the blind merchant can fight. How cute, But it's useless against me. I can kill you easy." Aoi said smiling manically.

"Who are you sir? I owe you nothing nor have i done anything to provoke you. Just let me leave and all will be forgiven." Mathias says trying to sound somewhat scared although not really able to make it convincing.

"My name is Aoi. Aoi Rokushō and i'm sorry but we're just going to kill you and take your supplies." Aoi says smiling some.

"Pfft yeah you're gonna take my shit. And I'm the Rikudou Sennin reborn." Mathias says a little annoyed while rolling his eyes beneath his bandana blindfold.

"Grr just for that I'm going to make sure you feel true pain from Raijen no ken while i kill you. MEN GET HIM!" Aoi says smirking before pulling out the Sword he just named as Mathias presses play on his Mp3 player.

(Que Song: Meet my Maker by Five Finger Death Punch.)

The ten ninja barely Chuunin and some barely passing genin charge forward not wanting to face an enraged Aoi since those that do don't last to long. Mathias sighs some before he begins dodging lazy and sloppy katana strikes and slashes as if it were childs play. 'Man, Back at boot camp before the war I used to think that training us in the uses of the sword was retarded when we had our guns. . .Guess it's good they trained us in evade, defense and offense with a katana.'

Mathias's thoughts along those lines are stopped short as he grabs hold of one of the enemies and slides his arm up towards his shoulder before swirling his arm counter clockwise locking the enemies arm in his before pulling his arm back grabbing the mans wrist with his hand before sending his free hand upwards smashing it into his elbow breaking it like a twig. Mathias wastes no time in grabbing the katana and slashing the screaming enemy ninja's head off before cutting his way through the other nine in an instant leaving 10 bodies to fall to the earth in a few more pieces then they started.

"Weak and pitiful. . .they seriously sucked ass if they couldn't withstand my weakest fighting form." Mathias says before dropping the Katana he used unceremoniously.

"W-WHo the fuck are you?" Aoi says wide eyed as he looks at his now dead thugs. Mathias for the most part ignores him in favor of unsealing his head band and taking off the bandana before tying his Hitai-ate back over his eyes before looking back to Aoi. Aoi now stares in worry as he reads the Kanji on the protector.

"I'm no one important Aoi. I'm just here to return my students sword to him." Mathias says pointing to the Raijen no ken.

"Y-You're death punch. . . .I heard that you were sent to Kirigakure to aid the rebels. . .You killed Yagura by using an unknown kekki genkai that ended his existence in one punch." Aoi says stepping back. Fear evident in his quivering voice.

"Hmm yeah i seem to recall Yagura pissing me off enough for me to use my most prized and guarded power on him. Although i didn't think he'd explode . . . .that was a new effect. I've had people split in half at the waist or even have whole chunks of body just liquify from it but never explode. . . i may have put to much of my soul into the attack. Oh well I'll reflect on it later. I'm just here to kill you and take the sword back." Mathias says smiling before flipping through hand signs.

"You may be strong but I'm invincible when i use the Raijen no ken. You can't beat me." Aoi says before going through hand signs himself.

"OK well I'll put that to the test. SO LETS DANCE!" Mathias says. Off in Amegakure a strange man sneezes thinking someone is taking his style.

"Suiton: Mizurappa" (Water Release: Wild Water Wave.) Mathias says before spitting out a large torrent of water towards Aoi.

"Doton:Doruheki" (Earth style: Earth style wall) Aoi yells before putting his hands on the ground as a wall blocks the water. Mathias goes through another set of hand signs as does Aoi.

"Raiton: Jibashi" (Lighting release: Elecromagnetic Murder) Aoi says as multiple lightning sparks shoot out from his hands.

"Doton: Dosekiryu" (Earth release: Earth and stone Dragon) Mathias says as he shoots out an earth and stone Dragon from his hands which barrels through the Raiton jutsu only to be cut by the Raijen no ken.

"HA is that all you got 'Death Punch'? You're a pussy." Aoi says before shooting through some more hand signs as Mathias goes through his own.

"Suiton: Suiryudon no Jutsu" (Water Release: Water Dragon Technique) Aoi yells shooting out a dragon of water using the water from Mathias's previous attack to form it while it heads towards Mathais as he finishes his hand signs.

"Katon: Karu Endan" (Fire release: Fire dragon Missle) Mathias yells as he breaths out a sapphire blue fire dragon out of his mouth that hits the water dragon only to then turn to steam. As the two Jutsu's clash.

This process repeats of Mathias and Aoi performing jutsu's one that counters the other and the fight rages on destroying trees and other shrubbery for half an hour before we're left with a panting and sweating Aoi as Mathias just thinks he needs to end this faster. Deciding to go for it he just stands still facing Aoi who begins cackling like a mad man.

"So just what exactly do you think you can do now death punch? Your Suiton jutsu have no effect and your Doton could use work. Plus your Katon are useless since i can use my strong suiton to render it inert" Aoi Rokushō says with a devilish smirk.

"You really think I give two shits about what works and what doesn't? I don't think so sister bleeding Crotch. I'm going to use a jutsu my student Naruto created and taught me. You'll enjoy it being a ration elemental Shinobi." Mathias says with a smirk before running through handsigns at blinding speeds ending on dragon.

"Raiton: Dibainhōmingu rakurai" (Lightning Release: Divine Homing Thunderbolt) Mathias yells as seemingly nothing happens. Though Mathias sees three near invisible lightning bolts spinning around Aoi slowly converging around him.

"That's it? That's your precious end game jutsu? that's just pathet-" Aoi says but never gets to finish. His sentence is cut off as a bright flash envelopes the night sky nearly blinding him. He looks up and at that instant one thought comes to mind as the giant golden thunderbolt touches down through his torso, 'Beautiful'.

The word rattles in his brain before his life ends as a 10 foot crater is created as the lightning Jutsu smashes into the ground and explodes sending charred electrocuted chunks of flesh and guts scattering to the skies and wind littering the battlefield.

"Pansy ass Mud Fucker." Mathias says with a laugh as he grabs hold of the Raijen no ken which surprisingly is unharmed and just heads back towards the resort he left Naruto and his mother at.

(Que Songs Ending and Time reverse. Kishmet lodge Yu no Kuni 7:00AM.)

"Naru-koi come on sweety and join me in the hot spring." Kushina said with a singsong voice.

"Kaa-san i'm embarrassed. . .I mean We're mother and son and it might raise questions with the other guests." Naruto says a little embarrassed rubbing the back of his head.

"No sweety don't try that line on me. The owner of the lodge already thought we were married. I mean she gave us the honeymoon suite." Kushina says with a chuckle to her voice.

"I know that still kind of makes me mad. She saw our last names and assumed we were together. That smile she had was nice though. At least she didn't scowl in disgust like i'm used to. But still it's embarrassing that she gave us this suite." Naruto says coming out of the side room wearing only a towel.

"I find it nice that she thought it was beautiful seeing love in such a couple as us. We walked in side by side with an arm around each others waist while smiling and looking happily in each others eyes. The receptionist whispered and told me we are the most romantic looking in love newly weds she'd ever seen. Plus the upgrade was nice of her." Kushina says looking to her son with sly smirk.

"Yeah it was. Just feels wrong being a room reserved for lovers and newly weds with my mother. No matter how much I want you as such." Naruto says leaving the last part in his mind and thoughts feeling to ashamed to talk about this with his mother.

"Oh I know Sochi but lets enjoy it. It's a full 24 hours of just me and you spending time together before we go back to Konoha and that damnable council. I wanna enjoy our time together as mother and son in this hot spring." 'Plus I wanna see what your hard work and training has done for your rock hard, languid, sweaty, . . .No bad Kushina this is your sochi.' Kushina says while her thoughts run wild with her imagination. Her internal thoughts blocking the area around her as she continues her internal rant.

'He is my son, I can't be thinking things like this about him. Oh but he's just so kami-damned handsome. Just look at that chiseled chest and those rock hard abs. His lovely spiked blonde locks of hair and those deep ocean blue orbs of perfection. Mmm just looking at him is making me. NO KUSHINA BAD hes our son.This is bad I gotta calm down or i'll end up doing something that i'll later regret.Then again I know our clan laws and genetics. Mmm our regeneration and longevity coupled with our potent chakra based kekkei genkai makes it so children born of incest never have deformities or birth defects. This makes it so incest is not only welcomed but common practice. I remember kaa-chan telling me how she first laid with her brother for years before settling down with him. . .I don't know he might Naruto-kun hate me if I tell him this.' Kushina's thoughts continue like this for a few minutes as her face switches between seemingly random emotions.

Naruto having an internal battle of his own just slowly makes his way towards his mother who is currently sitting naked in the hot springs in front of him. His thoughts somewhat along the same lines as hers. His awareness of his surroundings fading a bit while his mind racks itself with different thoughts as he speaks with Kurama.

'Mmm Kaa-chan sure looks good. Wait no I can't think of her like that. She's my mother for kami sakes.Then again she is just so unbelievably gorgeous. I wonder what her breasts feel like.Grr damn it no I can't think of Kaa-chan like that. Oh man i'm turned on by my mother. I'm just a sick little freak like everyone says.' Naruto thinks a little downhearted.

"Naruto-kun don't think like that. You know clans like the Uzumaki practice incest." Kurama says with a smile.

'Kurama-chan thats gross she's my mother. I can't think of her like that. Clan or not.' Naruto says to her in his mind.

"Oh hush Naruto-kun. All clans practice incest. The Uchiha and hyuuga clans practice incest exclusively to keep the bloodlines pure. They marry their close cousins and even siblings together sometimes. The Inuzuka, Yamanaka, nara, akimichi, aburame and other clans ALL DO IT. I used to live in Uzushiogakure before I was sent to konoha and I know for a fact that Incest In the Uzumaki was taken a step further and was held between Mothers and sons as well as aunts and nephews. Even Fathers and daughters plus Uncles and nieces. Not only that but it was not only welcomed but encouraged." Kurama says with a seductive smirk hoping to push Naruto into telling Kushina his feelings.

'Really kurama? . . .You haven't lied to me at all ever. Not once have you ever lead me astray or tricked me. . .I guess I could trust you but I'm not going to just be like "Hey kaa-chan we're a clan and it's okay so lets get married." or something like that."

"Oh hush Naru-kun. It's fine really just relax with your mother in the hot springs and snuggle up to her. She'll love it." Kurama says simply with a seductive smirk.

"Kaa-chan, move over please." Naruto says as he slides his towel off. As his towel falls he quickly drops into the hot springs.

"Oh sure sochi give me a sec." Kushina says moving over allowing her son to sit by her. She leans her head to the side laying it on her sons. "Sochi what do you know about the Uzumaki?" Kushina asks smiling softly.

"Not much Kaa-Chan. Mathias Nii-san told me that the uzumaki were a deadly clan. Not even a major village yet they had as much power as 3 major villages combined. They were so feared that the Kiri, Kumo iwa alliance had attacked them and destroyed them in the second Ninja world war. He also said that they had such an unbelievably powerful bloodline that it was coveted by every village. But he doesn't know what that bloodline was since no records of it exist today except in those who were alive at the time . . .Kinda like you." Naruto says smiling as he nuzzles into his mothers tender form showing he's enjoying her actions.

"Thats right Sochi, Our bloodline is one that is gene based. Our genetics were so perfect that our chakra was far denser and even more powerful then anyone else. We were seal and Kenjutsu masters leagues above all other nations. Our Suiton affinities were so powerful we could make tidal waves from the driest desert air. But our female based Kekki genkai that grants the women of the uzumaki Like me immortality." Kushina says rubbing her sons arms.

"You're immortal kaa-chan?" Naruto asks a little excitedly.

"Yes Sochi in a sense. The uzumaki Regeneration and Longevity the women have is so potent that we literally can stop our aging at any age we please so long as we have the chakra necessary to do so. I activated the bloodline at 5 and as a result I can heal nearly any wound even if I get cut in half. That's only because I have such high and potent chakra reserves. With out the reserves to back up the kekkei genkai you can't really benefit from it. But I activated my agelessness at 27 as you can plainly see. Because I have enough chakra to stay young forever my youth remains and because I have such high reserves even fatal wounds wont kill me." Kushina explains sagely as she chuckles at her sons interest in their clans ability.

"Wow thats awesome. Hey Kaa-chan I also have that regeneration ability. I once had my entire arm vaporized by a jonins fire Jutsu and after just a few short minutes I had a new arm. . . I just thought it was kurama-chan but she explained she only healed fatal wounds like the kunais that went into my heart or were shoved into my brain." Naruto says somewhat sadly as he looks up at her hoping she's not that mad.

"Sochi . . .you truly had a horrible life in Konoha. I'm so sorry I left you sochi. I didn't know. I just hope you can forgive me in time. But sweetie if you activated the female version of the bloodline then you can also stop your aging. . . would you like to know how to do it?" Kushina asks a little hopeful that she can hold onto her baby boy just a little longer.

"Of course Kaa-chan. I would love to know how to activate the fountain of youth the Uzumaki have. But can it wait till the month long training session for the Chunin exams. Nii-sensei says that I'll be 6 feet tall by then cause he was doing research on an area we can train in. He says all realms like this one have a time stasis room. One that can be accessed from one area only in which a time limit can be set for how fast or slow time passes inside the chamber. While the time out here stays the same." Naruto says smiling some stretching a little bit as his hand slides against her back and wraps around her waist. His head nuzzling into his mothers shoulder and neck letting her head rest on his.

"Of course Sochi I don't mind. Now I have to ask you what do you know about Clan politics with the Uzumaki or others?" Kushina says with a hopeful and seductive smile.

"Well I know from the Uchiha and Hyuuga and other clans have different policies on who they are allowed to marry or how different branches of family are treated. I also know that incest is common practice in clans like ours. . . .But I don't know if it's true." Naruto says smiling some.

"Thats right Sochi. Now cause of how we Uzumaki are, our children are so impervious to genetic defects and diseases that we not only welcomed incest it was practically a given. Now back to what I was saying. The old Rai, Mizu and tsuchikage's wanted the uzumaki either Eliminated or converted to their side. But the Uzumaki have a creed that every last Uzumaki followed no matter what." Kushina says smiling remembering her family and the clan laws and dictates.

"What was that Kaa-chan?" Naruto asks completely absorbed in his mothers story.

"Family comes first above all else. Branch, main and side branch be damned. The Uzumaki didn't give a shit about land or power or anything of the sort. We only cared for family. It was a simple revelation back when we finally stopped being Nomadic people and settled in the land of Eddies and Whirlpools. Land can be burned, Buildings can be destroyed, Villages can fall, power and money can fade. But family will always be there. The revelation was something so profound it was ingrained in all Uzumaki for the rest of time as if it was part of our very DNA." Kushina says smiling before continuing.

"You see sochi. All villages in the elemental nations are made up of clans. Or families that are linked under one banner. Kind of like how we of the Uzumaki clan were only we called ourselves a tribe. We uzumaki believed that even if we were different clans, be it the Kaguya, Yuki, Terumi and the main Royal Uzumaki. Our village was a tribe, a linked family of families. Steel, wood and concrete could crumble beneath us as the land changed but in the end you always have family. . .and your family always has tribe. It was this mentality that forced us to disband secretly and give up the three side branch clans of the Uzumaki. The Kaguya, the Terumi and Yuki. We told them that if they want they can leave cause we wanted to keep the tribe safe. So they went to water county while the Senju seemingly ignored us in our time of need. And Because we wouldn't give up our clansmen to the enemy for power and safety they destroyed us. The uzumaki royal Family was outnumbered literally 10 to 1 since there was only 3000 Uzumaki in the village at the time. Minus myself and Mito who were Either in Konoha or on our Way to Konoha. Thirty Thousand Soldiers, 85 percent of 3 full Nations were sent to end us, And not one of those Shinobi in all those numbers survived. They may have taken us Uzumaki out. But we took every last one of them with us as we went. Those that were left after the massacre were scattered to the winds and slowly died out leaving only me, you, and two other female Uzumaki that i've gathered information on. One . . . well One happens to be your older sister." Kushina says looking sadly at her son. She just sheds a few tears for her fallen and missing family.

"Don't cry Kaa-chan, I swear to you I'll find those two missing Uzumaki and we can Rebuild the clan together." Naruto says smiling some as he hugs his mother tightly beinging the woman to blush deeply as her sons face pushes into her breasts. 'Doesn't he realize what he's doing to me? Oh sochi you sweet, sweet, tender loving boy. I can't wait till I can finally make you a man.' Kushina thinks to herself before pulling Naruto into her embrace tenderly rubbing the back of his head.

'Soft. . .why is something so soft pressing into my face. . .Wait not something hard is poking my cheek. Wait Kurama where exactly is my head presssed?' Naruto asks in his head to his tenant.

"You're face is currently pressed into your mothers soft and supple DD cup breasts Naruto. She's really enjoying it too since her nipples are getting hard. It must be hard trying to accept that she's turned on by her son. Tell her you wanna go into town and take her on a date to the festival thats going on now." Kurama says giddy as ever while chuckling at the way her former container is acting.

"Kaa-chan . . . I wanna take you on a date. Wanna join me at the festival in town right now?" Naruto says smiling Happily not moving his head from it's current position against her breasts.

"S-Sochi-koi . . .you're asking me on a date?" Kushina asks smiling softly before her heart picks up in speed.

"Of course Kushina-chan . . .For today lets not be mother and son. Lets just be two great friends out on a date today. I know talking about what happened all those years ago is tough and I want to show you a good time to put you in a good mood so you wont be so sad." Naruto says happily.

"Oh Sochi thats so sweet. Naruto I would love to go on a date with you to the festival in town right now. Also in my travels I found out that the current Raikage, Mizukage and even the third Tsuchikage of Iwagakure all wished to apologize to me and the Uzumaki Clan to make amends for their former kage's actions against us. As Current female clan head I forgave them but you're the Current Main clan head and as such my word means nothing now so you must decide that when the time comes." Kushina says as Naruto lets her go and moving back smiling.

"Oh i'll forgive them Kaa-chan. Your judgment is something I trust and if you think they should be forgiven i'll do the same." Naruto says smiling some. "Oh and Mathias nii-san has already told me about the new mizukage. He killed that asshole Yagura and had a terumi appointed mizukage. Weren't they one of the branch families in our clan?" Naruto says smiling some.

"Yes they were. Mei Terumi as I know her is actually a close cousin to me and sort of like an aunt to you. She'll be going to the Konoha during the Chuunin exams. So we'll meet her also." Kushina says she moves to get out of the water of the hot springs. Her naked body in full view of her son Naruto. Naruto's eyes seem to glaze over as he stares at his mothers waist. Kushina's pussy lightly covered with a light tuft of red pubic hair. Naruto's nose begins bleeding some as his eyes lock onto her slightly puffy labia showing that she was slightly aroused. As Kushina steps out of the hot spring she smirks devilishly knowing she had entranced her son with her body. She sighs happily as she sways her hips as she walks giving her extra sway making her ass jiggle slightly making Naruto just blush even darker as he tries calming his growing erection in the merky waters of the spring.

After 20 minutes Naruto and Kushina are out of the hotel room and out in the town enjoying the festival. Kushina is latched onto her sons arm as they go from stall to stall trying games and winning prizes left and right. Even stopping once as a poker tournament only for Naruto to clean house with his ungodly lucky streak. Taking the money he decides it would be a good time to go to a restaurant and eat. They spend time eating and chatting about themselves to catch up with each other. Kushina tells Naruto about her time abroad away from Konoha while Naruto tells her about his training and the missions he has taken solo or as a team with Mathias.

To say Kushina was impressed was an understatement. Her sochi and his sensei were taking on B and A class missions together and even Naruto was taking lower A rank's solo. Her heart soared as she was regaled with the jutsu he had learned and were able to use against the targets. She explained how she's going to pick up in his training when they got back to Konoha so he can learn the clans sealing arts and kenjutsu styles. The dinner ends on a happy note as they leave the Establishment arm in arm towards the Hotel only to see Mathias crashed out on the couch sleeping. A note on the coffee table with a sword next to it. The not in front of the sword reading. 'Hey little bro you weren't in to receive it so here's your sword. Just incase your slanty devil eyes can't see it it's on the coffee Table.' Naruto Looks at the Letter pissed off thinking he'll prank his brother with some naked strippers from the gay side of the village. Reading the note he sees an added note. "P.S. Weak bluff yah Prancing Geisha." Laughing softly at Mathias's Note Naruto and Kushina agree it was a weak bluff to think of and return to the bedroom to go to sleep in the same bed snuggling up against one another with a damn happy expression on their faces.

(HI No Kuni forest nearing Konohagakure.)

The trio heads back towards Konohagakure and arrive only after a few hours later approaching the town seeing two lone figures with saddened and bored expressions. The two figures are none other then the two eternal gate guards to the City Kotetsu and Izumo. The two Chuunin guards just sigh at the boring day that is before them waiting for something exciting to happen.

"Hey Kotetsu?" Izumo asks looking to his right.

"Yes Izumo?" Kotestu responds.

"Remember 4 months ago when naruto painted the hokage heads?" Izumo says with a slight chuckle.

"How could I forget man. That crazy little bastard snuck into the monument in broad daylight wearing that kill me orange jumpsuit and managed to not only paint the heads in just an hour but EVADE and OUTRUN even the most elite ANBU in the corps haha." Kotetsu laughs as he recalls the event.

"Oh and remember the time he modified the entirety of the Hyuuga clans cloths so they would randomly dissolve with just body heat alone?" Kotetsu says with an even bigger laugh.

"God how could anyone forget that. Hiashi and the other hyuugas knew then not to piss off the prankster king by FOAMING his apartment. The hyuuga never had anything against him but they thought they'd get back at him for the other prank he did which left them with Tye-dyed or solid pink and orange Kimonos" Izumo laughs holding his ribs.

"OH KAMI, remember, . . . remember the time when he was 6 and he tricked Itachi into dragging around a stuffed kitty toy while he thought he was taking his dog for a walk?" Kotetsu says roaring with laughter falling off his chair.

"Holy crap that was funny. . .even with his Sharringan active Itachi wasn't able to see naruto switch his dog out A SECOND TIME. Only that this time the stuffed doll was inside A TIGER from the forest of death's mouth AHAHAHA." Izumo says falling on his back as the two roll on the floor while laughing and sighing with content before wiping their eyes free of tears only to see a trio of people walking to the gates.

"Well speak of the yami and he shall appear. Look who's here Kotetsu." Izumo says

Kotetsu smiles some and chuckles looking at naruto hanging off the arm of a beautiful red headed woman "Naruto hey whats up man?" Kotetsu asks waving at the blonde.

"Hey Kotetsu, Izumo, Nice to meet you guys. I'm doing fine. I found my Kaa-chan and we even went out and got me a brand new sword look." Naruto says pulling out the Raijen No Ken. The Chuunin look to one another in astonishment before looking to Naruto.

"Damn bro. . .thats freaking awesome. I can't believe you got the Raijen no Ken. Listen go ahead and sign in, turn in the bounty for Aoi and listen Naruto . . Mathias you both are to head to the Hokage's office to prepare for the coincil meeting. Something about attacking the Emo-queen unjustly and something about a change in who your sensei is to be." Izumo says.

"Right thanks for the heads up guys. And also . . .thanks for everything in the past. . .I honestly have to say without you I wouldn't have met my Kaa-chan cause i'd be dead." Naruto says before hugging the two Aged Chuunin. To which they hug back happily before smiling.

"Hey don't worry about it little man. We're just sorry we can't do it all the time. Listen you better get going okay. The hokage wants you two with him as soon as possible." Izumo says smiling.

"Okay then, Hey can you two take my Kaa-chan to my clan Compound please? I don't want people . . .eyeballing her. Also when she's situated bring her to the council chambers please?" Naruto asks them smiling.

"Sure little man we can leave shadow clones here at the gate." Kotetsu says as he and Izumo both make shadow clones to take the spots in the gate station while grabbing Kushina's arms leading her to the compound waving bye to Naruto as he and Mathias head towards Hiruzen's tower.

(Hokage Office)

Hiruzen was sitting in his chair looking at the completed 7 foot stack of paperwork on his desk with a smile. His beaming smile seemed to darken when he sees an ANBU sign that Naruto was back in the village. Hiruzens mood changes to one of sadness knowing that the Civilians council will be a pain to naruto and force something on his surrogate grandson he doesn't want or need. After a few minutes Mathias and Naruto walk into his office as he sighs.

"Naruto i'm happy to see you but I'm sad you're here." Hiruzen says sighing.

"Yeah I know Jiji, But I have to get this done with. Kaa-chan is at the compound and will be at the council meeting soon." Naruto says.

"Yes it's good you found her. I tried so hard to contact her Naruto. I hope you understand." Hiruzen says.

"I know Jiji Kaa-chan explained everything. Now lets get this over with okay?" Naruto says smiling as Mathias remains silent.

"ANBU call the council . . .lets get this over with." Hiruzen says with a sad expression.

(Council chambers.)

Inside the Council room the Civilian side and elders were all talking amungst themselves. The Civilian side consisted of mostly merchants or influential families with money or who were working in the treasury. The elders consisted of three people. Koharu Utatane, Homura Mitokado and Danzo Shimura. The elders and Civilian council were chatting about what to do with the 'Demon child' and How the 'Kyuubi brat' Should be punished for hurting the 'Precious Uchiha'.

The Shinobi side of the council consisted of the clan heads of Konoha. They were remaining silent waiting for the Hokage to arrive to begin and end this council meeting quickly as it was just a farce to try and get rid of the one person the Shinobi council considers a very loyal and trustworthy shinobi. Naruto Uzumaki. The shinobi council looks towards the doors as Naruto and Hiruzen walk in.

"Alright lets get this meeting over with you old Fuckwits.." Naruto says with anger.

"How dare you speak that way in our presence you demon" Homura yells.

"Homura suck the tears from my dick you ugly mud Fucker. I am here to see what you idiots want this time. . .Oh wait let me guess 'Kill the demon child." No wait "Banish The Demon Child" Or my personal Favorite. "Lets Finish what the Yodaime Started!" Naruto says pissed off as Hiruzen flares his Ki shutting the council up.

"Now then, Shall we get started. The council hereby begins now what is on the agenda." Hiruzen says

"We are here to discuss what to do with the child since he so blatantly attacked the Uchiha." Koharu says.

"I suggest we end his life. He attacked The Uchiha and needs to pay." Homura screeches.

"I suggest he be sent to me for training and his Sensei be . . .Properly treated to show his loyalty to Konoha." Danzo says.

"Sorry koharu, Homura but the charges against Naruto are to be dropped on the grounds it was justified retaliation against Sasuke. He used Shibi aburame's son in a substitution jutsu and sacrificed him almost killing him." Hiruzen says.

"Oh please like we care. The Uchiha holds priority over some useless bug using clan." Koharu says.

"SPEAK LIKE THAT AGAIN COUNCILMAN AND I WILL FUCKING EAT YOU!" Naruto says leaking Kurama's voice and demonic KI at him.

Koharu just starts sweating under the massive amount of KI being thrown at him.

"You have no right to speak with me Not at all. Wait can you wipe your own ass? Tell you what you can earn the right to talk to me. Just walk out that door behind you take a crap and wipe your own ass then I'll MAYBE listen to what you have to say." Naruto says before looking to Danzo.

"And you Shimura. It's cause of you my mother left the village never to see me again until the wave mission. And as for being trained under you? Fuck off Yah Brain dead Neanderthall BallTugger. I know how you train your soldiers and your faggot ROOT anbu."Naruto says glaring at Danzo who gulps fearing Kushina is in the village.

"Yeah I can totally see it now while being in your ROOT program. 'SOLDIERS, Fill me with BBQ sauce cause i'm dumb as hell." Naruto says in an imitation Danzo like voice while a few of the Clan heads begin snickering to themselves. Even Shibi Aburame and Tsume Inuzuka the two usually stoic members of the council.

Danzo growls at the jab before the council chamber doors explode off the hinges and the doors fly forth embedding themselves at both sides of danzo in the wall behind him killing the two ROOT members inside them. In the door frame stands The red death herself. Kushina Uzumaki. The elders and civilian council see this as an opportunity to get her against the demon as they know she's killed impostors to her clan before.

"Ahh Kushina so good you're here in Konoha once again. I have news about an impostor to your clan." Homura says with a sickly sweet smile as the other council members smile along with her while the shinobi side just frowns some.

"Oh really you do? Who would that be Homura?" Kushina asks a little confused.

"Oh well it's a child of a demon. He's stealing your clan name and parading around the village destroying it's once good and honorable name. Naruto uzumaki right next to the hokage."Koharu says before looking towards the blonde.

"THATS A FUCKING LIE AND YOU KNOW IT KOHARU." Tsume inuzuka yells before looking at the red headed woman standing beside Naruto. "Kushina I know Naruto personally he is not a demon and he is not a false Uzumaki. He's a wonderful and carefree little child put through hell cause of bigotry and assholes. I dont know if he's a real Uzumaki but he damn well acts like a one." Tsume says defending her sons rival aswell as the child she sees as a surrogate son.

"Oh really. . .Naruto uzumaki the blonde child here? The one that was supposedly abandoned by his parents and left an Orphan in the Kyuubi attack? If he's as good as you say then why didn't you adopt him? Or why didn't anyone else adopt him?" Kushina asks Tsume smiling.

"Yes that child there. And trust me on this. I would have adopted him but those fucking assholes in the civilian council never pushed any paperwork through for ANYONE to adopt him. Hell those asshoels even spread his Jinchuuriki status to the people of konoha and why his life was hell. . .No one could even attempt to help him without retaliation from EVERYONE. And by the time he was a ninja and no longer under the civilian councils laws he could take care of himself making It so even if we wanted to . . .we couldn't adopt him." Tsume says tearing up as she looks towards Naruto.

"Naruto . . .i wanted to adopt you right away to when I heard you were in the Orphanage. I'm sorry I didn't try harder" Tsume says saddened as he just smiles at her. He shunshins right next to her and her ninken Kohamaru Hugging the clan head tightly. His arms pulling her into a gentle and loving embrace as his muscles clench and flex against her body forcing a deep crimson blush onto Tsume's face as she feels his steel hard muscles.

"Don't worry Tsume. . .after the seals that Danzo and his lackeys the elder council placed on me were removed I remembered everything from when I was 3 and up and I remember you helping me from the shadows. I wanted to thank you." Naruto says before kissing Tsume on the lips surprising everyone in the room besides Kushina and Mathias who is just inwardly cackling like a madman at the Harem his student must undoubtedly be accumulating.

"AHEM" Kushina says with a smile. "Sochi . .. please stop tongue fucking Tsume for a minute and get down here please we have to continue with this meeting." Kushina says with a sickly sweet smile as Naruto ends the kiss with Tsume who whimpers softly before opening her eyes and blushing even harder before sinking into her seat as Naruto returns to his mothers side.

"Now then, You assholes have made my sochi's life a living hell. And for punishment as dictated by amendment 46-D of the clan doctrines. As acting clan head till I marry I may choose the punishment the guilty party receives." Kushina says smiling happily as she pulls out her Katana.

"Hiruzin you need a new civilian council because I choose death FOR ALL THOSE FUCKERS." Kushina says before disappearing in a shunshin only to reappear a moment later infront of donzo with a blooded blade as the entire civilian council is slaughtered as they slowly fall to pieces as Kushina points her Katana at Danzo who gulps once more before beginning to sweat.

"You told me my sochi was dead. You forced my boy into a hellish life for no reason other then to make a weapon. You're lucky Hiruzen needs his advisors or you'd be dead Danzo." Kushina says before stabbing him in the right eye socket destroying his right eye only to force a raiton jutsu through the sword frying the nerves in the socket destroying the eye completely. Kushina then slashing off his right arm before destroying it with a Katon Jutsu burning it to ash and Cauterizing his right shoulder before whispering in his ear. "And I knew about your eyes and DNA manipulation asshole. Orochimaru found out about your treachery you old fuck. Retaliate against me and your entire Underground shinobi ring and yourself will be slaughtered by not only me but Orochimaru as well." Kushina just moves to the center of the room looking towards everyone. Leaving Danzo in pain enough to not move for awhile forcing him to stay in the council room.

"That was a warning. NEVER CROSS ME AGAIN. Now whats that final matter you were discussing." Kushina says sitting next to her son who simply gets into her lap before kissing her neck secretly making Kushina shudder in pleasure once.

"W-We are here to discuss the sword that the de- . .. That naruto holds. It is the Raijen no Ken and it should not be in his hands. It should be in the hands of someone who can fully utilize it like Uchiha-sama" Koharu says with fear caking his voice.

"We also want to replace Sasuke as Mathias's apprentice. He will be a much more competent student then the 'BOY" Homura says with Venom in her voice at mentioning Naruto.

"Well Naruto sorry but it seems the council elders want me to move on. So I am, It was fun teaching you but i'm leaving now." Mathias says while Naruto looks at him a little worried as the elders smirk hoping that Mathias sees him as a demon.

"S-Sensei what are you talking about?" Naruto asks not believing his brother is doing this.

"Well they are trying to make me train the duck-ass emo king. So i'm leaving Konohagakure and taking my 2 highly sought after Kekkei genkai's with me. Oh and also Hiruzen I seemed to have mastered that Doujutsu you know about. Uh the one that you know who gave me before I left for wave? Oh well I guess it was fun while it lasted. Naruto don't be a stranger okay i'll send you letters everyday Otouto." Mathias says walking towards the council room exit.

"Mathias wait stop." Koharu yells as he looks at the man.

"Oh what is it you pinko Commie Socialist cock sucking queer-bate? I have better things to do then listen to you prattle on about how piss all over yourself because "It's to hard to reach the toilet when you have to go." Mathias says to Koharu.

"W-What Kekkei genkai's and doujutsu do you have? We must know cause if you want to train . . .the boy then it's perfectly okay but we must know what they are." Koharu says ignoring the jabs at him in favor of trying to find out the Info.

"I have the Mokuton Kekkei genkai of the shodiame Hokage and have it mastered even beyond his own Capabilities. The Shoton kekkei Genkai which allows the creation of solid crystals stronger then diamonds. Though thats still not as tough as my own flesh an blood seeing as how none of the weapons of this place can even so much as scrape my skin. And lastly I have the . . .shit what was it called again. Rodishan? Radohon? Rinaseinan? Hiruzen what the fuck did you call the fucking thing that wreckt my eyes?" Mathias says to Koharu before turning to Hiruzen who is just laughing his ass off internally trying his damndest not to laugh out loud at how Mathias is intentionally messing up the name of the RInnigan.

"It is called the Rinnigan my good friend. It was a gift from Kami and you're lucky I had scrolls left by my student on how to train someone who has it." Hiruzen says as Everyone in the room even Naruto and Kushina both stare dumbfoundedly at Mathias.

"Oh yeah the Rinnigan . . .Shit how could I forget the name of the thing that gave me that awesome fucking gravity power. Shit I can fuckin fly now." Mathias says lightly patting a closed fist on his open palm with a smile before he moves his Hitai-ate off his eyes opening them wide for all to see the deep lavander purple eyes that cover his entire iris and sclera with 6 solid black concentric rings surrounding his pupils. He then smirks happily before sliding his Hitai-ate back into place over his eyes.

"HOKAGE WE DEMAND MATHIAS BE PUT INTO THE CRA TO ENSURE HIS CLAN LIVES ON ALONG WITH HIS KEKKEI GENKAI AND TO TRAIN NARUTO." The elders and Even Danzo yell as Mathias just laughs his ass off.

"Y-You think you can control me and my love life you ancient old as dirt ass wipes? Oh god thats a good fucking joke. " Mathias says only to have the Council grin rather slyly.

"As a ninja of Konoha you are under the direct order of the Council and the Hokage. So what we say goes. You are to be instated in the CRA Immediately and will have to have your first wife within the next 6 months or one will be chosen by the council." Danzo says nearly salivating at all the willing and order following Root Kunoichi he'll be marrying Mathias off too.

"Yeah big Negatory on that one. I am under NO ONE'S ORDERS. But the true Divine one. The lord of all Creation and lover of all Worlds. I am her Chosen Soldier and I only follow her orders. I fly a flag for a long dead Country which Holds no ties to you three, This Village nor even these Elemental Nations as you call them. I may be forced into this CRA bullshit but just know this. I pick my wives and I only have ONE MARE IN MIND WHO I WILL MARRY WILLINGLY!" Mathias says shouting at the council His voice becoming Dark Demonic and reverberating with pure unadulterated Evil as the lights in the council room dim to nothing and his eyes begin to glow his changed eyes Turn to the same ones Naruto saw during wave. Mathias's figure dissapears into the shadow only showing the glowing eyes as he smirks before speaking once again as the council room is surrounded by hellish heat, Red rocks soacked with blood Entrails guts and limbs of long and freshly dead corpses of Humans, Demons, Animals and spirits alike.

"Words of warning you ignorant Plebeian corpses. If even ONE WOMAN Shows up at my door in Naruto's compound they will be sent back to who ever sent her IN A BODY BAG AFTER I'VE KILLED AND EATEN THEM! Am I Understood you miserable little Fucking Insects?" Mathias says to the council as his mouth billows hot ash and pyroclastic clouds while small bursts of Blue fire sprout from his throat when he yells. The three Civilian council members Shiver and Shake and although no killing intent was felt they all nod in absolute fear and cower like mice meeting the cat who just ate their mother infront of them. As Mathias gets the nods he wants he just grins manically as the room goes pitch black once more leaving only his folden eyes, blue flaming mouth and sinister pearly white shark tooth like grin visible in the room. He just laughs rather demonically as the lights once again turn on and Mathias's posture voice and visual changes return to normal. The entire the entirety of the council room Hidden ANBU in all Tried to make sense of what just happened. Mathias never let off Any chakra nor did anyone sense a Genjutsu start or take place meaning that what ever just happened was 100% real. Danzo fearing the worst just calmly and quietly thinks of a way to deal with Mathias.

"Besides I am of no clan as I am just a human man from a tiny CIVILIAN FAMILY! No clan means No CRA and if you even think about declaring me a clan well then i'm adopting Naruto into it and thus even though he is the last of two major Clans he now is the last of Mine as well if he were to accept being in the "Croqvist Clan" as you unintelligent worms would call it" Mathias says making Naruto chuckle Softly nodding his head..

"I'll accept that Offer Nii-sensei. I'll Happily be Naruto Uzumaki Croqvist. Also I don't care about being put in the CRA. But only on one condition Hiruzen." Naruto says shocking everyone.

"What is that Naruto?" Hiruzen says curious as to what he wants.

"I want to be able to choose my wives myself. None of this forced marriage shit that the council will use to gain power." Naruto says smiling happily.

"Of course Naruto-kun that is easy enough but you must have at least 12 wives or I will be forced to make you marry others." Hiruzen says with a soft and gentle smile.

"Of course Jiji I understand and agree wholeheartedly. So . . .Kushina Uzumaki, My kaa-chan. . .My Beni-Shinigami-hime (Crimson Reaper Princess) Would you do me the honor of being my first wife?" Naruto says shocking everyone in the council Including Kushina as she just stares at her sochi.

"Y-You want me to-to . . .Be your first wife?" Kushina says struck rather hard by this as her heart begins skipping beats.

"Of course Kaa-chan. I know about how the Uzumaki were with . . . incest as you were the one telling me about them. I know it's not frowned upon at all in clans like ours so . . . Would you be my first and most importantly . . .my only wife for now. I still have at least 4 more women I want to ask and talk to about this but only after a certain amount of time has passed. Besides this way Danzo and the other old fucks wont be able to sell you into breeding programs for the Village since as my wife YOU'RE OFF LIMITS!" Naruto asks before pulling out a solid Platinum banded wedding ring with a gorgeous crystal as it's center piece. The crystal itself is a see through gem with what appears to be a ruby and sapphire merged together forming a heart inside the clear gem attached to the platinum band.

"Mathias Nii-sensei told me that he knew I would find a woman to love me and since he was a trained Jeweler and took 9 hours making this ring to be as good as it is. But it's still only a fraction as gorgeous as you Kaa-chan. Please will you be my wife?" Naruto asks before looking at her.

Kushina just tears up as she stares at her son. She begins to cry softly before pulling naruto into her hugging him tightly crying onto his shoulder as she takes the ring and slides it onto her left ring finger.

"Oh sochi I would love to marry you. Yes i'll happily be your first wife. Hiruzen it looks like my sochi is now Uzumaki clan head. Sochi I have never been this happy in my life. I want nothing more then to spend my life with you. At first I thought it would be as a mother but doing it as your wife is even better." Kushina says before kissing her son directly on the lips.

The kiss is rather intimate and deep as Naruto just goes slack as his eyes roll into the back of his head before he closes them as his mind goes blank. His mind snaps back to reality when he feels something invading his mouth. Realizing what it is he just blushes deeply as he feels his mothers tongue entangling with his own. Naruto returns the kiss happily wrapping his arms around his mothers neck essentially dominating his mothers mouth with his tongue as he infuses it with chakra. His tongue bringing Kushina to moan rather gutterly as his Hijutsu (Sexual Jutsu) takes effect. The loud moan making most of the Shinobi council blush at the action as Tsume tries her hardest not to begin rubbing her rather wet pussy or ask Naruto to do the same thing to her.

Pulling back Kushina smiles happily as sheepishly smiles at her son giggling some nuzzling into his strong firm chest. "T-That was amazing Naru-koi. So much more intmate and even way better then your fathers kissing Dattebane" Kushina says with a happy smile.

"Alright now that that little . . .display is over. Naruto I signed you up for the chuunin exams now we have to leave to Hiruzens office once more so I can give you your new gift." Mathias says to naruto as Naruto and Kushina seperate from each other and walk with Mathias to Hiruzens office.

"Since this is all taken care of i'm appointing a new civilian council myself and Tsume before you ask yes you can also marry into the Uzumaki clan if you wish and both Naruto and Kushina allow it. Now then. This meeting is over." Hiruzen says before leaving the council chambers.

(Hiruzens office)

"Sensei why didn't you tell me you had such an awesome Doujutsu?"Naruto asks excited as he looks at his friend.

"Cause I needed to keep it secret from that asshole Donzo. That power hungry crotch munchin dick stain would probably try and kill me for my eyes. Now he knows and I guarantee that ROOT will now be after my ass." Mathias says with a chuckle.

"I never knew anyone could get the Rinnigan that wasn't in the Uzumaki. You're not Uzumaki are you?" Kushina asks a little hopeful.

"Nope i'm not an Uzumaki. Before the Mission to wave i went to Hiruzen to pick up some Chakra paper to test Naruto's affinities. When I got here Kami showed up.

(Flashback 2 weeks just before leaving for wave.)

"Hey G-pa, Listen I need some chakra paper for Naruto i'm going to test his affinities while on the mission." Mathias says as he steps into Hiruzens office.

"Ahh Mathias certainly. . .How has Naruto been doing in his training?" Hiruzen says grabbing out a full stack of the paper and setting it up on the desk.

"Meh he's doing good just a little bored with how I train and I need to teach him more jutsu's." Mathias answers grabbing the papers. As Mathias stuffs the papers in his Bizarro pouch on his back a bright light envelopes the office as everything but the inhabitants turns grey.

"Mathias, It is good to see you dimension walker. I'm pleased with how you are handling things." Kami says with a smile. "Oh and don't worry about people hearing this. I've stopped time and only you me and Sarutobi know whats happening." Kami says as she takes a seat on the couch looking at Mathias.

"Okay well thats nice but what the fuck are you doing here?" Mathias says a little pissed off he's being babysat.

"Oh no reason really. I'm just here to give you a gift. Something that will stay with you forever as thanks for keeping Naruto-kun happy and well trained." Kami says walking over to Mathias before lightly cupping his cheek with her palm.

"He needs to be strong to defeat this Fake Madara before he starts and you've already changed things well beyond what I have predicted. Zetsu is talking with his kaa-chan about you right now so he's switching to your side just as Kaguya is because of Naruto." Kami says with a smile before stretching and letting go of Mathias cheek.

"Well thats good i'm glad I can do YOUR job for you. Now answer my fucking question. What the fuck are you doing here and what do you mean by a reward?" Mathias says crossing his arms as Hiruzen begins sweating at the concept of Mathias pissing off Kami.

"Oh the gift is a legendary Doujutsu. It's called the Rinnigan. It's a very powerful thing as it gives you the ability to use all 5 elements of ninjutsu icluding gravity and many lesser sub elements. It even lets you raise the dead, have multiple summon contracts and can make your body like armor." Kami answers before snapping her fingers. At the snap mathias drops to the floor onto his knees gripping his Head protector that blindfolds his eyes as he just grunts in pain. After a few moments Mathias stands up and grabs Kami by the throat surprising her as he lifts her by the throat off the ground.

"You fucking bitch. . .I told you before NO ONE DOUBLE CROSSES ME. What the fuck did you just do to my eyes?" Mathias says as he tightens his grip clamping Kami's throat shut and shaking her a little bit before dropping her on her ass letting her catch her breath so she might breath.

"I gave you the Rinnigan. It's a doujutsu so it involves your eyes. The scrolls to learn how to master it will be in the 31st star in that Tattoo you redid to make the flag a sealing pocket. You didn't have to strangle me you asshole." Kami says rubbing her neck as she glares at Mathias.

"Yeah and I didn't have to agree to be here either. You're lucky I owed you a damn favor or i'd still be where I was having the time of my life." Mathias says with his own glare.

"You're lucky you're strong enough to kill me or i'd be fucking you up right now ageless one." Kami says as she stands up.

"Yeah well take a number cause you're not the only one that wants me dead bitch. I didn't even want to do this in the first place. Well atleast I didn't untill I saw what Naruto's life was like. And i'll be damned if i'm not here to help make it at least somewhat better. Now then, Is their a way to deactivate this fucking Doujutsu you gave me?" Mathias asks still a little pissed off about the pain.

"Yes just stop channeling chakra to your eyes and they'll go back to normal. Now then i'm leaving and going to prepare. You know who is sending you somewhere special after this. It appears you have finally earned the right to your true Paradise. It should be ready after the Chuunin exam Finals so look forward to that." Kami says to mathias who just raises an eyebrow at her before nodding softly and disapearing in a flash of light once more as the world regains color and time starts to flow once more.

"Well that was annoying. Later Hiruzen, I'll see you when me and Naruto return from wave." Mathias says leaving a shocked and awed Sarutobi who just shakes his head and pulls out some Sake and begins drinking.

"Kami damn it. I hope nothing bad goes wrong on this mission. I don't think my heart can take anymore surprises like that one." Sarutobi says as he just goes back to drinking as his shadow clones start doing the paperwork.

(End of flashback.)

"Wow sensei you know the gods?" Naruto asks with sparkles in his eyes.

"Know them? Fuck little bro I can kill them. They aren't real gods. Just deity's chosen to watch over the many vast dimensions that are within creation. Your Kami isn't the one true Kami. I worship and follow the one true lord of all things. Lets just say that training under her is why i'm called God's Assassin. I'm classified as a TIER 3 quad S class warrior. Tier three's are known in my line of work as Literal God Slayers. Only three people meet that requirement. Me, My dragoness mother Kalameet the eternal and my father the dread god of the Abyss and the void, Belial the Fallen one." Mathias says not really giving a shit as he looks around Hiruzens office for the present he got for his student.

"Wow. . .so you're like the most powerful thing on this planet huh sensei?" Naruto asks a little shocked at his senseis strength.

"No i'm not like the most powerful thing. I AM the most powerful fucking thing on this planet. I hunt gods who turn their backs on their duties and interfere with how things are to be done. Granted leeway's are a given with certain deity's such as now since without me your mother would have been dead, you would have settled for the Hyuuga heiress and never found out how much of a jackass your father was." Mathias says as he just reaches behind the couch in the office pulling out what appears to be a rather simple and intricately made wooden box with golden trim and designs. He smiles at having found it and walks over to Naruto before kneeling down and holding the box out for him.

"Naruto, that box is called a bottomless box. It allows you to store many things inside of it as it is it's own pocket dimension. Inside that box is at least 500lbs of Magnesium carbon based metals which you can use with your Magnet release kekkei genkai to make yourself impervious to normal attacks. You can stick the metal to yourself and make an outer shell of protection or make it like a dome or something. It would grant you something like an ultimate defense so you no longer get hurt all to much. Also inside there is a blade I forged myself. I used the soul of my oldest sister to make it. It's called the chaos blade and it is EXTREMELY powerful. Please take care of it. It's all I have left of the sister I loved like a wife. You have just a few days before the Chuunin exams so practice with only that sword and your magnet release while you're with Kakashi. I need to go to Uzushiogakure and see if they have the chamber. I'll be back on the first day after the second round of the Chuunin exams." Mathias says before patting Naruto on the shoulders. He just chuckles before Naruto hugs him tightly thanking him for the gift and the idea of his defense. After a few moments Mathias lets go of Naruto and walks out of the office window and begins floating in the air.

"Naruto, Check it out. With these fucking eye's of mine I can control the gravity around me and FUCKING FLY. Try the same thing with your wind affinity by meditating. Use your wind chakra to lift yourself off the ground while in lotus position and go from there. I'll be back in a few days okay bro." Mathias says before waving to his surrogate little brother. He just laughs a little bit and turns around floating out into the middle of the street where civilians and Shinobi alike are able to see him. Making sure he's the center of attention as people stop what they are doing seeing the floating Ninja. He just laughs a little bit before calling out.

"When I get back for the month interval of training Naruto I'm teaching you how to fucking do this. UP UP AND AWAY!" Mathias yells before he rises in to the air flying at a rather hastened pace into the sky before veering off towards Uzushiogakure. The civilians and Shinobi alike are all awe struck as someone seemingly just flew off into the sky. One little Emo in particular is seething at the power the dobe's sensei has trying to think of a way to get it for himself before he's brought out of his musings by a pink banshee's screech of 'Sasuke-kun'.

"He's just like you sochi. On so many different levels he's just like you." Kushina says with a chuckle at watching her sons sensei's antics.

"Yeah thats what makes him so awesome. So . . .kaa-san . . .We're engaged now aren't we. I was wondering what we should we do for our first night of being married?" Naruto asks as he turns to his mother.

"Thats a good question sochi. I know what to do but it can wait till You're Chuunin. Until then lets just go and train in your ultimate defense as Mathias called it. I'm a good kenjutsu user so when you can block any and all of my strikes we'll call it a day okay?" Kushina says pulling her Son and lover into a tender embrace before kissing his lips once more closing her eyes. Hiruzen just chuckles softly at his surrogate grandson and his mother before shaking his head.

"You know if Jiraya was here he would be scribbling down on his notepad with inspiration at the thought of a mother and son having intimate sex and getting married. I can see it now can't you kushina. Jiraya Presents Icha Icha Incest tactics" Sarutobi chuckles before mentally checking off what he has to write to Jiraya about.

"Yeah true but I don't want that pervert corrupting my sochi with his smut and I sure as hell don't want my love life put to paper in his books. Now then Sarutobi i'm sorry I ignored your papers and letters and I'll be spending some much needed training time with my son." Kushina says before picking Naruto up and carrying him to the clan compound where they can train in peace for the day. Hiruzen stays behind and just smirks at how powerful Naruto truly will become. Knowing that naruto is the child of prophecy and how much he is able to forgive gives him hope that one day. Just maybe, Naruto will be able to bring the will of fire to other nations and stop the cycle of hatred that has swallowed the world since the creation of Ninjutsu.

A/N: Okay so that's the new chapter i hope you guys like it. It took a little while longer then i thought but I'll be able to upload chapter five soon. It'll be a flash back filler chapter to ease the minds of a few people and set certain evens straight that need to be done as well as finish the first part of the chuunin exams. Thanks again everyone, I look forward to having you read more of my works soon if you enjoy them.

Now onto the jutsu's.

My created jutsu.

"Raiton:Dibainhōmingu rakurai" (Lightning Release: Divine Homing Thunderbolt)

Essentially it creates three invisible bolts of lightning that circle around and enclose on a target. Think the satalite laser from new vegas or the hammer from gears of war and the circling beams of light only instead of light its 3 seperate bolts of thunder. Which follow the honed in enemy around while they move and when they converge sends either 3 foot diameter bolt of golden lightning into the ground killing them. If the user has a Raiton affinity the bolt is bigger and deadlier at 7 feet in diameter and requires slightly less chakra to use. All together It's a mid to high A rank ninjutsu for Non Raiton Elemented Shinobi's and a high S rank for those with a Raiton Affinity.