CB: There Naruto, How was that for an explanation?

Naruto: Wow that actually wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

Kushina: Y-Yeah I didn't think about it like that. Naru-kun you think he's right?

Naruto: I don't care anymore. He can make us do anything.

CB: Damn right I can. Now how was your date last night?

Naruto: It wasn't a date you bastard.

Kushina: It was Magical. I never felt so safe before when In my Sochi's arms as we snuggled on the couch.

CB: Damn, on the couch? I knew you two wanted to fuck but damn son that's hot.

Naruto: IT WASN'T LIKE THAT.

Kushina: Naru-koi just ignore him and come here I want some more snuggle time. Besides it's a time killer.

Naruto: Coming Kaa-chan. Crystal . . . as much as you annoy me thanks for this chance.

CB: What ever shitsnack. Have fun with your mom cause i'm going to make you two newly weds the most passionate and kinky couple I can. Don't bother with the disclaimer I have it this time around.

CB: I Wish I did own Naruto and Naruto Shippuden. Key word WISH. I still own Jackshit. The Pairing for this has been set as a Harem it will be but Kushina will still be THE MAIN pairing.

Now a few notes about speech.

"Hello" Normal speech
"Hello" Thoughts
"Hello" Demon/god talking
"Hello" Demon/god thinking.
"Hello" Jutsu names.

(Uzushiogakure no Sato. 5:00PM)

After a long flight using the Rinnigans jutsu Mathias sighs as he sits down on the walls of the ruined village. He catches his breath a little bit as the exhaustion from using the flight capabilities of gravity manipulation for so long take it's toll.

"Damn, Never thought that could use so much energy. Oh well its not a big deal. 5 minutes of rest i'll be good as ever." Mathias says as he sighs and relaxes on the wall staring at the sky. He just shakes his head as his breathing steadys. He drops to the ground below and begins his walk around the destroyed village finding many different skeletons littering the area. Some still having weapons inside the skeletal remains of the warriors. As he walks through the village Mathias comes upon a rather large tower with the Kanji for Kage on it. Shrugging his shoulders Mathias just examines the tower from top to bottom finally finding what he wants smiling devilishly.

"Well what do we have here? Interlocking seals in a srtange patterns interlocking time frames and speed aswell as spacetime. Looks like what i want. I can even feel the flow of time out of that room. Hmm well Seems the void really does have it's roots here if time flows through the space inside that room." Mathias says scratching his chin. He just shakes his head fearing he may never truly have the only dream he's ever had.

As Mathias turns around he senses a few things going on in the room. Turning to face it he readies for an attack before he hears a voice he has wanted to hear for awhile.

"Oji-san it is good to see you again." Zetsu says in his usual tone. "Kaa-san is anxious to meet you. She says she's willing to try anything to be free once more. If you can free her that is." Zetsu says with a questioning glare.

"Oh chill your tits Zetsu-kun. I know a way to pull her out of where ever it is she is." Mathias says Nonchilantly.

"Okay then, Well currently she is locked away inside a forgotten temple inside Konohagakure. It is in a forest of death and pain that is littered with darkness and seals. We can only free her with the moons eye plan due to the power of the Juubi since that is essentially her soul." Zetsu says as he walks towards Mathias.

"Not true little man. I know the forest you speak and it is where the chuunin exams second portion is being held. All i need is to find her body which is no doubt preserved very well due to the nature of her chakra. I'll use Naruto's blood aswell as a combination of Kyuubi's yokai to rejuvinate her body to a younger state which will strengthen the bond of body and soul." Mathias says as he knows he has Zetsu's attention.

"What good does that do Oji-san? Yeah it doesn't make sense to just do that to a body that has no soul." Zetsu says tilting his head.

"Simple really. The strengthened link of the soul to the eartly body will allow me to use the cursed sign of dark life and suck the soul from where it is stored. To the body i so choose. Once the soul is in the body i deactivate the curse sign of dark life and her soul permanently attaches to her original body. Now i know that you are part of Akatsuki so please compile a list of the members for me aswell as information on all of them." Mathias says with a smile as he pats Zetsu's shoulder. Zetsu while having a shadowed face currently just stares in disbelief at Mathias. The old curse signs were of ancient magics and miracles in the times of demons, gods and even dragons. The last reported case of dark sign immortals was when the Juubi was first created.

"O-Oji-san . .. are you?" Zetsu asks before getting cut off.

"A cursed life Dark wraith? Yes. My mother was Kalameet the Eternal. While my father was Belial the fallen. Being born of darkness and Draconic blood was kind of a shocker when i first found out. I mean i got raised by normal Mortals in a realm where magic, miracles and shit like Ninjutsu were nothing but Fairy tales within the realm of imagination of children. Shit i didn't even suspect anything till i was fucking 14 when puberty hit me like god damn freight train." Mathias says with a happy smile remembering his past before the war. Zetsu just stares at him with wide eyes before looking at the floor.

"I will tell Kaa-san about your plan. She will be Happy to know that you can help her." Zetsu says before looking out the window. "Oji-san, be careful outside. I fear the protector of Uzushio has returned and i don't think he's happy." Zetsu says before looking back to Mathias.

"Oh and before i go A woman in Akatsuki named Deidara wishes To find a man that knows about art. I know who she's refering to so she, Konan, Myself and a woman named Hidan will be observing the Chuunin exam finals to watch her reaction." Zetsu says before Mathias waves him off with a smile as zetsu sinks into the tower using his Mayfly ability. Mathias walks out of the Kage tower to be met with a site he hasn't seen for years.

"So this is who protects this area ne? It's good to see you?" Mathias says and asks the creature infront of him as he slides his Hitai-ate off his eyes to gaze upon the large Western style red and blue scaled dragon the size of a two story house.

"Who are you Ningen? Humans haven't set foot on this land for nearly 5 decades. And my name is Krazeih." Krazeih says with slight annoyance at the last word spoken.

"Oh no one really. Names Mathias by the way. As to what i'm doing i'm Just checking out my apprentices new training ground. He's an Uzumaki and i'm bringing him and his mother here to train in that space time room they have here." Mathias says with a slight glare to the dragon.

"I thought all the uzumaki's were killed. Well thats fine as long you dont steal anything." Krazeih says while looking at the male. "Hey I don't steal. I only fight in wars, Train younger apprentices and work towards my dream. Now i have to ask this but are you a summon?" Mathias quirks an eyebrow at the dragon curious as to if his hunch is correct.

"You are Correct human. I am indeed a summon. Not the boss but a summon none the less. I sense great power within you youngling. I will allow you to sign our contract now but You must first pass the boss summons test which is to beat her in combat before you can truly be named our summoner. Here I shall summon her." Krazeih says as he allows Mathias to write his name in blood on on the contract binding his name to the scroll. His blood and name flash with bright light before dieing down and showing it's now dried. Soon Chakra spikes within the area and a large explosion is heard as a giant poof of smoke shows up dissipating revealing a dragon atleast 5 times bigger then Krazeih standing in the open glaring down at Mathias.

"Well . . .looks like i can't hold back and will have to use all my magic and strength if i'm to beat you . Isn't that right . . . .Kaa-san?" Mathias says pulling Kubikiriboucho out of the seal and propping it up on his shoulder.

(Que song start: Doom – E1M1 by Andrew Hulshult)

"lETS ROCK IT!" Mathias says before Jumping straight at his mother taking a large horizontal swing at her face.

(Konohagakure no Sato Council Room. Same time.)

Koharu, Homura and Danzo were sitting in their usual spots seething at what had just occured just hours ago. Humiliated by the Demon, His teacher and whore mother. They just sit around in silence contemplating what exactly they need to do about all this. When Danzo stands up and speaks

"We have to find a way to banish the child." Danzo says with a serious expression.

"Danzo are you stupid? You've always wanted him to be your weapon. Why banish him?" Homura says knowing of his plans since being one of his backers.

"I know when to cut my loses. The child has taken to much from Mathias. His mind has been cemented with his opinions and morals and i can not undo them. So I must take this chance and BANISH the child so he may not cause me any more problems then he already has." Danzo says gripping the stump that used to be his right arm.

"Fine fine we can do that. I was hoping for execution but banishment is fine aswell. I'll get the Daimyo to agree and that will be that. It'll take atleast till the end of the Chuunin exams when he comes to Konohagakure to watch the tournament. In the mean time we need to appoint a new civilian council. They already are in back up so getting the votes needed shall not be a problem." Koharu says, His voice dripping with anger.

"Thats fine. But what about Mathias and Kushina. It would be too dangerous to just let them roam around the village while the demon is off galavanting around spreading his disease to others. I say we drug Mathias and Kushina and take them underground. We can keep thier chakra supressed and hold them prisoner. We could always use more Uzumaki and The 2 kekkie Genkai and The Rinnigan will be a boon to Konoha." Homura says with a slight smirk.

"I don't think that would work. Mathias is far to powerful. Their's absolutely nothing we can to do to him. He has the skills of a warrior who's been alive many years longer then any one of us combined. And based on how he acts talks and even the strange . . .phrases and idioms he uses aswell as the powers he has shown to us in the council room just hours ago . . . . I fear he may not even be human." Danzo says with a thinking gaze cast onto an image the man in the bingo book which shows Mathias having a death grip upon a lone Shinobi which is above his head in two pieces having been ripped in half like wet tissue paper at the waist. Blood and entrails soaking and laying over mathias's body.

"Well what can we do. He's obviously strong and nothing we do could possibly hurt him. I've personally seen him take a stray balista shot, TO THE FACE! You heard him speak. He holds no alliance with Konoha or ANY of the elemental nations. He has loyalty only to two people and one of them is himself while the other is this "lord of all things" He preaches about from time to time.." Koharu says looking down.

"He has the RINNIGAN. We can't do anything against him even if we wanted to. What's best is to just ensure that he is either gone or some how pray that he ends up dead." Homura says shaking a little at the memory of the tales told about the Doujutsu.

"Alright so its decided. We banish Naruto and hopefully Mathias along with him. Kushina will held prisoner to ensure the uzumaki line stays in Konoha. We'll give her to the Uchiha so we can have the uzumaki gene's mix with uchiha's and get stronger sharringan users." Donzo says as the three elders leave the council room. Unknown to all three A certain Purple haired ANBU was listening to the whole thing. 'I must report this to Hokage-sama immediately.' As She thinks this the female ANBU shunshin's to the hokage office to report what she just heard.

(Konoha, Market district. Naruto alone.)

'Hopefully Kaa-chan is okay. That was pretty scary when Mikoto saw her again.' Naruto thinks to himself shuddering at the memory of Mikoto and Kushina clashing swords and catfighting about her return and why she left Naruto alone.

'Man i didn't think Mikoto would be so feverent about my wellbeing. Although that was pretty sexy when their tops fell off from being slashed apart.' Naruto's nose leaked a little blood remembering. He shakes his head as he continues down the market district. Some civilians giving him glares of hatred and others disgust. Nothing new to him as he got used to ignoring the glares but he noticed a few new looks. Looks of lust and some of what appears to be looks pleading for fogiveness. Stopping in his tracks he looks at a group of civilians who had the looks and they were infront of the Yamanaka flower shop. Deciding to see what was wrong he walks over to the group ready to bolt at the first sign of a mob.

"U-Um E-Excuse me ma'am why are you looking at me like that?" Naruto asks a little warrily tensing his muscles incase he needs to make a quick getaway.

"Oh it's you De. . Sorry reflex. I don't know you name. L-Listen. . . about everything the people gathered here have done to you . . .we're sorry. We're sorry about everything. Everyone here coming to this store have family in wave country and we heard what you and your Sensei did while you were there through letters they wrote. I know what we've done is unforgiveable but please let us try and make it up to you." The rather well dressed woman says before looking to others of the group. The men and women all nod in his direction.

"If it wasn't for you my sister would still be fearful for what that mans goons would have done to her if she stayed." A random male said from the line leading into Yamanaka Flowers.

"Yeah my cousin and his son would have died if they continued living like that while being forced to work the way they were. The letter said you were the one that had saved them i can't thank you enough." Another random civilian male said.

"Listen . . i'm sorry about always selling you spoiled goods. I wasn't thinking then only blinded by my hatred. My mother and father were in wave and knew Tazuna and were his good friends. After what you did . . .well anyone willing to do that for so many people without wanting anything in return surely can't be a demon. You're welcome in my shop anytime and i'll even throw in a 35% discount just for you, Your sensei and family. I know it can't make up for it but please i hope you atleast give us all a chance." Said a rather portley female owner of the grocery store.

"Oh that . . .you all hurt me pretty bad but my sensei explained things from your side of things. He told me about failings of people and the collective ignorance that fear breeds. So i can understand your outlook on me with what happened. But i won't get anything by getting revenge except stooping to your previous level. So because you all are trying to change and get over the collective ignorance of this village i forgive you all. Hopefully we can just let the events of the past stay in the past. So can i get by you i have a friend i'd like to see." Naruto said surprising everyone in the large group. Everyone nods dumbly but smile at the boy infront of them as he walks into the store.

"Ino-chan are you in today?" Naruto asks as he looks around the store weaving by a few patrons of the store. He bumps into someone and looks up at him. The person in question is Inoichi Yamanaka, Ino's father. He just gulps hoping he didn't upset the man who can literally destroy his brain with a few simple hand-seals.

"I-Inoichi-san . . .i hope i didn't bother you." Naruto says a little fearful.

"Not al all Naruto-san. Tell me what can i help you with today?" Inoichi says with a light smile. Having always liked the child for protecting the village he just smiles and looks at the boy before him. Knowing the difficulties he had growing up he always made sure to secretly drop off vegetable seeds with gradening manuals to help the child at least get one skill to help him survive.

"Oh well I was looking to hang out with Ino-chan today and hopefully just catch up with her. We haven't been friends long but i wanna give it a try you know. My sensei also wanted me to see if you'd be willing to buy a specialty flower that is only able to be grown by him and myself. Of course i can't grow it yet since i'm not delicate enough. And lastly i was wondering if you had any love flowers." naruto says a little embarrassed about asking for something so intimate.

"Oh My little tenshi is with her squad at training ground 10 and i'm sure she'll be done when you arrive there from here after our business is taken care of. As for the specialty flowers i'd have to see what flower he is willing to sell to me. Now for the love flowers we have plenty of roses of varrying colors that i'm sure will entice what ever woman you are after as a gift." Inoichi says with a smile and curiousity at the prospect of buying a rare plant.

"Oh well he said you'd say that about buying his flower. He has a sample i'm to give you." Naruto says as he pulls out the bottomless box he was given. Sitting down he opens the box and his eyes glaze over as if he wasn't there. After a moment a bright light slowly beams from the box only to die off after a few seconds. Naruto closes the box and sets it back onto his back sticking it there with chakra. Naruto turns to face inoichi and holds out his hands. Inoichi's eyes Widen to astrinomical size as he stares at whats inside Naruto's hands.

Inside a clear glass casing rests the flower of legends long since fabled to be a rumor of a myth. The legendary blue rose. The flower is lightly spritzed with dew droplets on the petals and delicate leaves on the thorned stem. Opening the case Naruto carefully grabs the stem to the flower and hands it over to Inoichi who marvels at the elegance and beauty that the rose exudes. His eyes well up with tears as he stares at the masterpiece that lay's within his hands.

"N-Naruto-sama, Please tell your sensei that i would gladly buy any amount of these roses at what ever price conceivable that is within my price range. This rose is a true work of art that needs to be spread throughout the world." Inoichi says marveling at the rose he then tenderly placse it in a flashy one flower vase filled with the purest mineral spring waters he could afford.

"Oh that yeah Sensei says he doesn't need money. He only wants to talk with you about something important having to deal with them. He'll be back by tomorrow i think. Now about those Love flowers." Naruto says surprising Inoichi with his answer about the blue roses.

"Okay well as i was saying We have plenty of roses that are sure to be great gifts to the women you will have to marry." Inoichi began before Naruto shook his head.

"N-No not like that Inoichi-san. I mean flowers FOR LOVE." Naruto Says making sure to pronounce the "For love" higher then the other words to hopefully get his point accross.

"I'm affraid i don't get what you're saying Naruto-san. Could you please explain it to me?" Inoichi says far more confused then before. I mean flowers for love and flowers of love are the same aren't they.

"Okay uh i guess theres no avoiding this. I mean flowers for the bedroom Inoichi-san. A special flower or flowers who's pedals are plucked tenderly and kept fresh and crisp so that they can be laid out on a bed, Futon, tatami mat or even couch or the floor that you can lay down on while . . . Making love. You know . . .Love flowers. Flowers for romance in the bedroom." Naruto says a little quietly blushing scarlet as he looks to the floor twiddling his thumbs together softly.

"O-Oh you mean . .. wow i can't believe i didn't think of that kind of use for my flowers. . . Uh would you take me through the shop and show me what kind of petals and Love flowers you want?" Inoichi says with a slight blush and a bit of drool on his lips at thinking of how he's going to use this on his wife tonight.

"Okay i'll need Pink and yellow rose pedals for visual pleasantry. Lilac and Lavender pedals for the scents and . . . I already have plenty of blue rose pedals for the scenery and candles plus music for the mood." Naruto says with a slight blush as he thinks on how he's going to surpise his Kaa-chan with that after thier date.

"Oh my kami that is just beautiful. I have got to make that kind of section for the shop immediately. You just explaining the way they are used i'll have to get special lighting candles my sales will more then double. Of course come to me later tonight before closing time and i'll have your order ready. This one is on the house Naruto-san and good luck with Kushina." Inoichi says smiling some at the boy.

"Thanks Inoichi-san that means a lot. I'll be back after walking Ino-chan home from hanging out today." Naruto says waving bye to the humble flower shop owner before leaving him to his thoughts.

"Oh Hana-Hime (Flower princess) I have a surprise for you after dinner tonight." Inoichi says with a slight devious chuckle as he heads to the gardens to get the needed pedals for himself and Naruto.

(Training ground 10, 15 minutes after Naruto's chat with Inoichi.)

Walking to the training ground Naruto looks around looking at the scene before him. He sees shikamaru laying in the shade of a tree staring upward at the clouds while Choji just munches on some BBQ chips. He looks to the left and sees Ino and a man in his late 20's sparing with her lightly. Ino for her previous actions seems to have made a complete 180 and is doing very well as a kunoichi as she's obviously trained harder in the few months since the academy let out. He smiles some chuckling before walking towards the group waving his hand.

"Hey guy's whats up? You all just relaxin?" Naruto asks as Ino and Her sensei's spar comes to an end with Ino on the ground looking at Naruto with a smile. Shikamaru just yawns and looks at his blonde friend as Chonji just wavse back.

"Hi naruto-kun. We're fine just training with sensei Asuma here." Ino says before dusting herself off and wlaking over to Naruto as the three men of teh group walk to him aswell.

"Thats great ino-chan. Hey i'm sorry about not being around as much guys. Nii-sensei really runs a tight ship when it comes to training me. Also ino-chan i see you started taking training seriously. When did that happen?" Naruto asks a little confused.

"Troublesome, She started training seriously after your sensei decided it would be best to train others interested in learning how to REALLY be shinobi. She had a one on one Pow wow with him and ever since She decided not to be as what others were and train seriously." Shikamaru says in his usual distant and bored tone.

"Yeah * Munch * She really started to pick up * Munch * after deciding not to be some lame fangirl." Chouji says smiling as he finishes his bag of chips.

"Y-Yeah i wanted to be more then a burden to my team and Sensei. And also one day i went to go see you to hang out and saw how feverently your sensei trained you and thought it was insane. I know the level of Shinobi are vast but your level is clearly far above our own. I wanted to keep up to try and . . .Impress you so you'd hang out with me more." Ino says a little embarrassed as she pokes her fingers together with a slight blush to her cheeks.

"So you're the Gaki that got ino into wanting to train seriously. Wow didn't think i'd meet you here Naruto. Oh by the way my name is Asuma. Asuma Sarutobi." Asuma says reaching his hand out to the boy.

"Sarutobi? Are you related to Jiji?" Naruto says tilting his head to the side.

"Yes I am in fact. He's my father. I'm glad you turned out alright Naruto and Your sensei is a good man. Now Team your training for today is done. Shikamaru, You and Chouji are to come with me. I need to discover your affinities. Ino already knows hers so she doesn't have to come with. Enjoy your date Ino." Asuma says with a chuckle before grabbing Shikamaru and Chouji and Shunshining away.

"I swear that guy is an idiot. I'm sorry naruto-kun for what he said. I know you wouldn't like someone like me. Not after what i've done." Ino says a little sad remembering all the times she'd scream and yell at naruto during her time in the academy.

"Oh hush ino-chan thats not important. You were only yelling when i really was pushing your buttons or getting angry at Sasuke-teme. I deserved it. And besides never once have you struck me or caused me any real physical harm. Sure those comments about being dobe were kinda true and a loser well . . . i kinda was a loser but now i'm not. Also never say that. You're a wonderful girl Ino. Kind hearted, loyal to her friends and faithful too. Not to mention you're smarter then all the others and are able to atleast last a few minutes against a jonin. Also those were some sweet moves you pulled. You're a wonderful friend and are slowly becoming a true kunoichi. I say that any guy would be lucky to have such a beautiful girl out for a date. I'm just happy hanging out for today so we can catch up." Naruto says patting ino's shoulder some to reassure her smiling.

Ino for her part blushes at what naruto says with the contact he gives her and she just smiles some and nods to her. She smiles some at his compliments and nods. "I'm happy to hang out with you today Naruto-kun. Anything to be considered one of your friends. Wanna go to that Ramen shop you like so much?" Ino asks taking the initiative.

"Yeah i'd love too. Besides i've gotta see old man ichiraku anyway. I have to let them know how things went. Oh and Ino, You'll have a new section at the flowershop soon and i'm sure you'll like it since it has to do with all those romance books you always read." Naruto says laughing a little bit as he looks at Ino who blushes softly before she bonks him on the head lightly calling him a baka in an embarrassed tone as he laughs and walks by her side towards Ichiraku's.

As they are walking Ino looks to naruto and smiles some taking in his new style and even seeing a rather intricate katana on his hip. The blade is hidden by a sheath but the sheath itself is pristine platinum shaded silver with a thick black charred indentation on the shell . The handle is covered with black and red thread elegantly woven together while the end of the handle holds a rather deep red ruby like gem with a solid black orb inside it making it look like an eye. Just staring at the blade gives Ino an uneasy feeling of chaos before looking at Naruto.

"Naruto-kun . . .whats with that Weird Katana on your back. The one with the gem in the handle?" Ino says pointing to the Katana.

"Huh? Oh it's called the Chaos blade. My sensei Mathias forged it out of a family heirloom that had been passed down in his generation for a full 2 millenia. The note he left explaining the powers of the blade and it's origin. The tales are pretty sad. His oldest sister was taken in by pyromancy and it's magics along with his other sisters and even his mother. His mother and sisters tried forging a false flame of life to try and keep some strange darkness at bay. Unfortunately the fire consumed his family killing one of his sisters and brothers while mutating the rest of his family. " Naruto says a bit saddened by it as he grabs hold of the blades handle.

"His sisters while mutated held their sanity for as long as they could. His oldest sister and the youngest of his older sisters fled together to a remote area to try and live. Unfortunately the younger sister became ill and needed a strange energy to survive so the oldest sister started attacking travelers to get the energy needed. . .it was the souls they held. The katana she used was this one and she stored the souls inside the blade to make it stronger till she gave them to the younger sister to keep her alive. . . .Unfortunately Sensei had heard demons were killing innocent lives and decided to try and take care of it. . . needless to say in the years that his oldest sister spent attacking everyone and anything she lost her mind and all rational thought was replaced with the instinct to kill, survive and help her baby sister. So when Nii-san showed up seeing his sister in such a state killed him. Him and his sister fought for two full days. A straight 48 hours till his sister finally fell and her mind returned to her and she felt regret for everything she had done. Taking the family sword from her as she regained herself his sister pleaded that he kill her and take her soul so that it can be added to the blade to give it power beyond anything else in creation." Naruto says as he examines the blade pulling the katana out of it's elegant sheath. The blade itself looks as if it could cut through the thickest steel with ease as the blade looks like normal steel only the difference is the same charred design on the blade as the sheath only this one is red.

"The red charred look is his sisters currupted blood. It took this shape as her blood leaked over the sword. He took her soul and found his sick sister . . .He found that she had basically died decades ago due to the illness. It killed her from the inside to the point she couldn't even see nor move. She barely functioned and only could speak about how much pain she was in. Appearantly the human souls weren't saving her but infact killing her and the oldest sister didn't know. He was forced to kill her as well and add her soul to his own collection before also adding it to the blade later. He buried them both together and kept the blade that was in his family since it's conception. He fused his oldest sisters souls with the blade and it morphed into what it is now, only now the blade appearantly has a power only Sensei can use. When he holds the sword the blade itself engulphs in thick red flame that currupt and destroy anything they touch. Sensei says the fires on the blade is his older sisters never ending love of him aswell as his own love for her. He loved her like a wife and swore that if the day his family was mutated and torn apart by a failed spell he would have married her. Unfortunately thats not how things work. Nii-sensei lost every member of his family to chaos and madness aswell as mutations that later ended with thier deaths. The only surviving members of his family are himself and his mother who he hasn't told me about." Naruto says putting the sword back in it's sheath. The sword itself seems to be saddened by the tale as the area around the blade feels cold, sad and almost lifeless but apearantly seems to cheer up as the mentioning of love is made and the blade gives off a soothing aura.

"Oh wow . . .i didn't think it had such a history. That blade is just crazy scary. I feel uneasy when i'm around it and now i see why. But why do you have it? Did he give it to you?" Ino asks stepping a little bit away from the blade in question.

"No he didn't give it to me. He let me borrow it for now to train with since the blade itself is actually VERY heavy. He'll take it back when he gets home sometime tomorrow. I can feel the blades emotions . . . the sword wants to be held by the one that it longs to be with. The one who's soul is never going to become currupt and fall to the chaos that it once had. . . it wants the man that it loves with all her soul. The blade lets me weild her since it knows me but even when i use it i feel. . . i feel myself giving into chaos and madness. It's something that can not be stopped. Nii-sensei is immune to these effects as he has used the blade for so long. But coupled with the fact you lose your mind the blade also takes the very life force of the one using it bringing them closer to death with strike that lands against a target. Even sensei isn't immune to this and it shows with his fighting style as he's teaching me a different one. His style makes it so the closer to death he gets the stronger and deadlier he becomes. " Naruto says patting the blade gently with a smile.

"Aww thats so sweet. I think. Anyway we're here look." Ino says pointing to Ichiraku ramen. Naruto smiles some and chuckles opening the flap for ino as she walks in. He walks in after her and takes a seat next to her.

"Hey teuchi-san How you doing you crazy old man?" Naruto says with a slight chuckle as teuchi sweatdrops.

"You picked up your sensei's style didn't you naruto-kun?" Teuchi says a little crestfallen.

"You know it. He's awesome and you know that we both only kid. We love you like family Jiji-san." Naruto says chuckling while teuchi's mood brightens a bit.

"Alright then with that said what'll it be for you two?" Teuchi says smiling.

"Miso pork for me and Ino will have your Healthy Diet special. I know Sensei dropped off that recipe a month ago." Naruto says smiling some as Ino just looks at him surprised he knew she was on a diet.

"Coming right up. Also Ayame is at home today reading all those letters of yours. She just got back from Tanzaku gai with our monthly supply of ingrediants." Teuchi says as he walks into the kitchen.

"Naruto how did you know i was on a strict diet?" Ino asks a little worried.

"OH well its just that you're body looks really good. I mean like you're thin and lithe like me only more so since your muscles are so supple. You have to keep that figure for your taijutsu so i know you have to have a strict diet to keep your body shape. Dont worry this diet Ramen is the best. It's what sensei made me for a full month to ensure that my body gained enough fat to burn and turn into muscle. It also helped me grow 11 inches and keep me full while having less. One bowl will do you wonders and give you way more energy trust me." Naruto says with his foxy like grin.

"Wow really? So whats in it naruto?" Ino asks curious as she looks towards the kitchen to try and catch a glimpse.

"Oh well nothing important. It has chicken and veggies for nutrients and vitamins to keep the muscles languid while it has beef for protein and special herbs to spice the broth just right to blend the flavors seemlessly while adding just enough calories to make you gain just enough weight. At the same time it has no gunk or acumulated oils or fats in the broth cause the meats are cooked seperately on a skillet and the veggies are diced and steamed above boiling water while that water is mixed with the herbs to make the broth. I would have ordered it but i kinda wanna gain a pound or two so i can complete my taijutsu training. Sensei says that if i get a little more poundage and work it into being as flexable as the rest of my body is i can unlock instinct." Naruto says with a small gleam in his eyes remembering when his sensei activated it.

"Oh wow that actually sounds delicious. I hope it tastes as good as you say cause i might begin eating it more often if it can help me train better. Sensei says i'm dangerously underweight and it could lead to problems unless taken care of." Ino says dejectedly before looking at the reassuring smile Naruto has.

"Oh don't worry about it. The diet ramen is good and it will be perfect for you. You only eat it 3 times a week to space out it's benefits otherwise it wont work properly." Naruto says rubbing Ino's back. Ino sheepishly blushes as she looks to her left at his touch and reassuring words.

"Thanks Naruto-kun that means a lot. And thanks for explaining that to me. So whats this Instinct you told me about." Ino asks smiling softly curious about his senseis taijutsu.

"Oh well i have to explain the story behind it. It was about 2 months ago when Sensei whipped it out on a rogue taki nin. It started just a month after Sasuke kicked Mikoto out of his clan." Naruto began with a smile.

(Flashback Start.)

"Sensei what are we doing near Taki? You know our mission was over an hour ago after I killed that missing nin." Naruto complains a little tired.

"Alright shut it. Were here to kill a rogue nin from Iwa who stole a Kinjutsu from the vault and killed 16 jonin with it. I want that 3 mill bounty for something special." Mathias says smiling a little bit as they walk towards a small campsite.

"We're here, Naruto remember. Hide the entire time and WATCH my fight. Do not interfere. You need to know the extent of my strength when i activate instinct to combat the Kinjutsu." Mathias says as Naruto nods some. He just dissapears into the trees around the camp hiding himself as best he could knowing his training in that orange eye sore was truly worth it as the target didn't suspect a thing. Mathias approaches the camp of the Iwa nin unhindered as his chaos blade was on his back. The Iwa nin jumps up and looks at mathias sweating a bit.

"Nindyo Byakurai?" Mathias says simply.

"H-Hai, I'm Nindyo. Why does a konoha Nin want me?" Nindyo asks sweating some.

"I'm here for the bounty. I'm sorry but you no longer deserve to breath after the horror you commited against those jonin and the children. . . .The bodies weren't even able to be identified after what you did to hide the fact that you raped them." Mathias says with pure disgust in his voice.

"Oh please those little sluts deserved it. Same with the jonin. I needed power so i took it. Now that i have it nothing can stop me. Not even you. Now you came here to see the jutsu before it kills you am i right?" Nindyo says snidly.

"I wouldn't say it like that. I came here to see it yes. . .but i also wont be the one dieing today. Iwa told me the secret to beating the jutsu." Mathias says bluffing.

"Oh i'm sure what ever." Nindyo says as he runs through handsigns.

"Doton: Nise Raifuasugoremu" (Earth Release: False life Earth Golem)

As Nindyo says this he slams his hands on the ground and from the earth a 12 foot tall solid rock golennforms from the earth held together by chakra and vines aswell as jade mask in the shape of an old prophets face. Nindyo's body goes slack as the golem saunters over to the male.

"Do you see the error of your ways. In this body i am undefeatable as Ninjutsu is useless against me. My mortal body can be slain or i can return to it when ever i want but i will always remain in this POWERFUL FORM HAHAHA." Nindyo says arrogantly and proud of his accomplisment.

"I've heard that line all to many times in my life. You're number 6,490. Congratulations i don't want to drag this out so i'm just going to murder you now." Mathias says deciding not to pull any punches. With one hand seal in ram Mathias yells 'Kai' and the gravity restraints are released allowing him full motion. Mathias gets into jaguar stance and flexes arms towards his heart once as a loud Jauguars roar is heard as it echo's in the area. Mathias body gains massive muscle forcing his cloths to literally explode and tear due to the massive growth doubling his muscle mass as his body gains golden stripes around his body. Standing in his now ruined cloths showing that they have been torn where the golden light is emiting. His shirt completely destroyed leaving only the black skin tight undershirt barely holding together in the chest and back nearly destroyed with 'KILLER CUTS' in red text clearly on the front as his black ANBU pants only show symetrical cuts along the length of the legs in the front only at the thighs.

Mathias looks at Nindyo once more before dropping into Jaguar stance and dissapears leaving 4 dark afterimages behind him as he whirlwind kicks Nindyo's golem body in the chest. The after images also going forward and hitting Nindyo with the same kick and dealing just as much damage making 5 full strikes with the kick. Mathias quickly light punches the golems torso 5 times in succession. Each hit made by Mathias reverberates in the area with loud powerful sounding blows as a golden light cascades around the campsite in tune with each strike that is made in a perfect circle expanding outward from Mathias's feet. It's appearant this will happen with all blows made by Mathias.

Mathias moves quick and repeats the torso assualt with 5 medium strength punches pushing the golem body back slightly causing a few chunks of stone to break away from the body. Not giving an inch Mathias Thrust punches as hard as he can at the golems torso cracking it with each strike before drawing his sword and making 6 cross slashes breaking the solid torso even more making the Golems eyes go wide as Mathias moves to quick to be blocked or parried.

Switching hands Mathias strikes 6 more times with his sword in an upward cross slash motion striking like that 6 more times before swirling around in a whirlwind kick once more only this time the chest of the golem is thrust backwards from the assault while mathias goes with its body as his 4 after images also nail the kick slamming 5 more strikes into the combo before the chest completely explodes outwards behind the golems body Mathias twirls around on his heel. His four after images striking first landing a rising uppercut on the golem in the head landing 4 hits before Mathias leaps upward slamming a fist into the golems chin as hard as he can for 1 last strike sending the golem 30 feet in the air twirling as it goes. The golems chest completely exposed showing a blue light both shapped like and beating like a heart heart.

Mathias just smirks as the golem plumets to the earth Mathias dashes forward once more his 4 ever present afterimages not far behind him as he leaps into the air uppercutting the golem midfall continuing the combo with 5 more hits as the last afterimage sends the golem up only 10 feet as mathias lands with his back to the golems form. By this time Mathias's body stops glowing gold with the stripes as a solid ball of golden energy three times bigger then Mathias head is charged in his left hand. As the golem reaches the ground just before hitting it. Mathias spins in a half circle towards the golem throwing his left hand outward screaming at the top of his lungs.

"ENDYO-KYONKEN!"

The ball of immense energy flys forward away form Mathias's left hand when his arm comes to a stop infront of Mathias at the large golems heart nailing it dead on exploding One, two, three, four FIVE times destroying the heart completely before the balls concussive force explodes outwards for a 6th and final hit sending the earthen golems limbs in multiple directions killing it and Nindyo in the process. Mathias walks over and cuts Nindyo's head off the now truly lifeless body of the Nukenin sealing it in a scroll.

Naruto just hops out of the trees racing up to Mathias. "OH MY KAMI SENSEI. That was fucking awesome. You were so fast you were a blur and it looked like you "Kage Bushin'd" Yourself four times but they weren't even Bushin's. What were they? So you mean i'm learning to do that from you?" Naruto says bouncing up and down at the true show of power and force that he will hopefully learn.

"Yes Naruto-kun thats what i'm going to be teaching you. . . sadly it will take you at least 4 years MINIMUM to master this style completely. And those were called Afterimages Naruto. It's when you move so fast that you literally leave an imprint of your body where you previously stood. It's not a ninjutsu either. Now tell me Naruto-kun, I know you were counting the strikes and how quick it took to end the fight." Mathias says smiling some patting Naruto's head.

"I was and okay well the fight lasted 30 seconds in total and you struck him 48 times in a row consecutively but your afterimages also landed the blows. So together you struck him 246 times without letting him get a blow in edge wise cause of that strange ball of death you threw at him exploded 6 times. You were so powerful golden rings of light erupted outward and cascaded over the landscape with each blow. That was just so awesome. I really want to learn it now so i can kick ass like that. I'd totally put Sasuke-teme in his place." Naruto exclaims happily thrusting his fist into the air.

"Don't worry you'll learn. You have the basics to Jaguar style down so thats a start. But to master instinct and use the style as perfectly as i did. . .well as i said it takes atleast 4 years Minimum. True masters such as myself have trained in this style since birth. I just happen to be a prodigy and learned all about it and the begining, intermedieate and advanced Techniques in 3 years and mastered it all in 2 after that." Mathias says Patting Naruto on the head Walking away from Taki and heading back to Konohagakure.

(Flashback End.)

Ino was speechless. Naruto's Sensei killed someone so easily with something she had never heard of before. In the time Naruto was talking The food had come and They both were eating as Naruto told the tale. The Diet ramen she was enjoying was beyond delicious. She ordered a second helping after her first was finished. Naruto stopping from the tale only to take a few bites of his Miso ramen. Looking towards Naruto she looks at his muscles and blushes a deep scarlet looking at how much his muscles truly resembled his sensei's Seeing that and hearing the style's power he is learning just brings Ino to imagine herself in Naruto's arms as his instinct is active. Her eyes glaze over and she begins to drool at the image in her head shows a shirtless and buff muscled Naruto glowing with golden stripes on his body and torn pants holding her in his arms protecting her. Her pussy gets wet as she crosses her legs some blushing rubbing her thighs together looking at Naruto with an emotion akin to lust. She just licks her suddenly dry lips and shakes her head of her thoughts before finishing her second helping of the ramen while Naruto finishes his 19th bowl of Miso ramen.

"S-So you're learning that style and you'll be able to move and do all those things like your sensei soon?" Ino asks a little hopefully.

"Yeah My sensei already started when we first met. Took two weeks to beat the useless academy style out of me that was sabatoged into my brain by assholes and biggots who wanted me to fail and die. These past 3 months and two weeks have been me mastering the begining Kata's and movements aswell as the stretches to accomodate the style. The muscles need to be lithe, languid and fluid to the point of pure flexibility so that they can accomodate the influx of power and energy coursing through them when you activate instict cause thats essentially your souls power literally RADIATING off of you as strike your opponent." Naruto says explaining the points of the style.

"If you didn't have mine or my sensei's muscle structure your body will literally tear itself apart and you'll die in a bloody pain filled heap due to the way that instinct kicks in and forces muscle growth and power. It's not a pretty sight to see as Sensei told me about others learning the style who weren't ready for instinct and activated it. . . .it wasn't pretty." Naruto says turning paler then orichimaru at the memory of his senseis description of the muscles literally bursting open all over the body gushing blood like a fountain before the the soul explodes out of the body forcing the top half of the body to explode with it.

"Wow so the power of the style is just that dangerous. It's like a double edged sword if you don't truly understand or comprehend your own limits. . . Well i'm glad you have such an amazing style to learn and I just hope you take things slow. I don't wanna lose you Naruto. You're a good guy and i'm proud to be able to call you my friend." Ino says before hugging him tightly. "Hey Naruto-kun i kinda had a question. . . I know you're probably taken but i was hoping that you could help me with someone i like. . . ." Ino said blushing some.

"Yeah i'm taken. . .wow didn't think Inoichi-san told you and your kaa-san that i was married already." Naruto says smiling some as Ino just gapes at Naruto's statement.

"N-Naruto-kun you're married? Who's the lucky girl please tell me. Please, Please, Please, Please, Please." Ino says pleading with him.

"Ara Ara, Okay, okay just calm down ino-chan. I'm marrying my Kaa-chan Kushina Uzumaki." Naruto says like it's the most normal thing in the world.

"Y-You're marrying . . .YOU'RE MARRYING YOUR MOTHER?" Ino screams at the top of her lungs as Teuchi just stares at Naruto in disblief.

"Well yeah. Ino due to my clans kekkie genkai which i activated my regenerative abilities allow me to replace limbs and organs at such an astounding rate i can almost never die in the battlefield. Couple that with my large reserves and i can stop my aging making myself immortal like my Kaa-chan. But because of those two factors children bred from incest have absolutely no deformities no matter who the childs parents are. Just like your clan marries cousins and siblings. . .My family does the same thing but we also marry sons and mothers and nephew's and aunts. Even Sometimes fathers and daughters aswell as Nieces and uncles." Naruto says explaining it to his friend as Ino looks at him contemplating his words before blushing some and smiling.

"Oh naruto-kun you little fox. Seducing your mother with facts of genetics. Well it may seem strange but i support you . . .so uhh listen the guy i like is someone you know and like. But i don't know if i can confess to him." Ino says dejectedly as she just fiddles with a THIRD bowl of the diet ramen

"Oh sure Ino-chan who is it and i'll be sure to let him know and even try and convince him to go with you. Is it shikamaru? Oh wait what about Chouji? Shino? I know he's one of the most likeable of the class." Naruto says as ino just stares at him curiously. Listing off his friends and one of her team mates just makes her think for am inute before she realises that they would all be good choices but this man was someone she really wanted to try with.

"N-No it's no one from class. . .well not technically. He was in the class but he wasn't a student." Ino says smiling some as she remembers the Scar faced Chuunin instructor. "It's Iruka sensei. I kinda have a crush on him and i wanna try this out." Ino says blushing some as she fiddles with her hair.

"Oh Iruka-nii-san? Yeah sure i'll put in a good word for you no problem. On the way i'll tell you how i got Mikoto to agree to move into my compound." Naruto says as he pays Teuchi the full amount owed for both lunches.

Ino and Naruto walk down the street happily next ot each other perfectly content with being friends. Both having thoughts of the ones they love and are crushing on as Ino just smiles some looking to naruto once more reviewing how muhc he's changed trying to see the depth of her affection for him. She soon comes to the realisation that while cute and truly gifted and sweet. She might only come to love him as family and just smiles at the thought of having Naruto as a little brother.

"So how did you get Sasuke-teme's mom to move in with you?" Ino says drawing Naruto's attention smiling some.

"Oh well that also is a strange tale. Well you see it began like this. Sasuke was training out in the clan compound trying to blow off steam cause he wasn't strong enough to do any new jutsu's and his mother Mikoto telling him so. She was about to take him a few scrolls for jutsu's he could handle when she heard him talking." Naruto begins spinning the tale of how it came to be.

(Flashback Start 3 months ago Konohagakure uchiha compound.)

Sasuke Uchiha was busy Training in his clans Training grounds trying to master a few Katon jutsu's form his clans vault. Seething at the fact that his mother wont teach him any new Jutsu's or how to unlock the Sharringan.

"Stupid woman, Not letting me, an Uchiha elite, have access to the libraries more deadly jutsu. I need that power. I need to kill him. But nooo she just has to hinder me." Sasuke says to himself as he as he breaths fire at a training post barely singing it as he growls.

"And just what would you do if you were to have full access to what ever you wanted in your clan?" Asks a mysterious voice.

"What who's there Show yourselves?" Sasuke demands.

"Ah sorry for that My name is Danzo, Danzo Shimura. I know just how you're feeling right now Uchiha-sama. I happen to be in a possition where i can help you get what you want . . .For a price that is." The man now revealed to be danzo says as he walks out of the shadows. Showing a rather aged Shinobi with his right arm covered with a sling and bandages all over his body and one covering his right eye.

"Oh and what makes you think an old bastard like you can help me?" Sasuke says a little curious.

"I am on the council of elders. I happen to be a major backer for the uchiha clan and your growth. I happen to know all the laws involving clans. And i can ensure your mother is no longer a hinderence to you in your pursute of revenge against your traitor of a brother Itachi." Danzo says smirking devilishly as he looks at Sasukes surprised face turn into a wicked smile.

"Oh really care to let me know how this is possible?" Sasuke asks a little curious hoping this man can really help.

"Oh nothing it's just that in the creation of the village with the many clans around an amendment was made to the rights of clan privacy act that allows the village itself to interfere with clan affairs if the clan in question is near extinction. If the clan in question has a clan head who's actions are harmful to the restoration of the clan aswell as being dangerous to it's heirs while not looking out for the clans best interests then the current clan head can be evicted out of office and replaced with a more compitant leader while the previous clan head loses all claims they once had to the clan. Meaning she would be an uchiha in name only despite her blood. And as a civilian clan member you have dominian over her so if she still refuses your orders you can banish her from the clan and do what you want." Danzo says as he puts a hand on sasukes shoulder rubbing it softly hoping the child will take the bait.

"Thats just what i need. That bitch of a mother is doing everything in her power as clan head to impede my growth as a shinobi and wont tell me how to unlock my doujutsu which will lead me to die in battle against my brother if i don't unlock it." Sasuke says smiling some before a thought strikes him.

"What do you want in exhange for this information and action against my traitor mother?" Sasuke asks questioningly.

"Oh nothing really. I just know that you have a rather large clan compound. You see i run a black ops operation for the betterment of Konohagakure. I was hoping you would let me turn a few buildings into headquarters and Barracks of sorts for my soldiers aswell as access to your clan shrine so we may pay respects to your clansmen." Danzo says knowing he has the child in his grasp.

"Deal anything to become stronger but i want those idiots training me to be more powerful if they are as strong as you say they are. Hell i'll even give you access to our library of jutsu's from clans we copied with our Sharringan if you order your men to follow my orders aswell." Sasuke says arrogantly with a shit eating grin.

"Deal uchiha-sama. Just wait for the council meeting tomorrow and you'll be called in and named acting clan head until you can fully take the seat when you come of age. In the mean time i'll cast your votes for you. I hope thats alright with you." Danzo says with a snide smile.

"Of course i don't mind. Anything, Anything for the power to kill that bastard Itachi and avenge my clan. Now leave me to my training. My whore mother should be back by now to give me a few D or C ranked Jutsu's that i'll master in no time." Sasuke says as Danzo nods his head leaving the clan compound once more leaving Sasuke to train as Mikoto just silently cries. Her tears cascading down her cheeks never seeming to stop as her heart breaks hearing what her son plans to do just to obtain power. Her tears drip off her cheeks and land inside the pitcher of Lemonade she had prepared for her Son knowing it was one of his favorite drinks. She just walks back into the house to quietly cry herself to sleep at the feeling of utter betreyal she has just endured.

(Flashback End.)

"And then she said the very next day it happened. Danzo and sasuke got her kicked out and declared an uchiha traitor. She was labeled a civilian and Sasukes first decree as uchiha clan head was to banish her from the compound. Me and sensei found her that day crying her heart out and i offered to let her live with me. She accepted and I made her an Uzumaki by my decree as clan head at the time. Soon Mikoto will be an uzumaki by marriage aswell. . .If she says yes that is." Naruto says with a blush on his face looking towards ino who was slightly crying at what happened and how much of an idiot she was for fawning over sasuke. She never realised how much of a monster he was to do this. To his own mother no less.

"Oh my goodness. . .Thats just horrible. . . I see why you truly don't like Sasuke. He's just . . .that is just so not okay. Naruto i'm glad you helped me come to my senses thank you. And you really are a wonderful person to do that for Mikoto. I knew you were sweet but that is just amazingly generous." Ino says kissing Naruto's blushing cheek. Naruto snaps out of his thoughts smiling some as he hugs Ino who hugs back.

"Thanks Ino-chan. That means a lot to me. Oh look we're here." Naruto says pointing to the Academy as the students leave for the day while Iruka waves bye the kids seeing his favorite student and clan heiress next to Naruto.

"Hey otouto how are you doing? And i see you have Ino-chan with you. How are my best students doing and why are you here?" Iruka says al ittle confused. Naruto just smirks happily as Ino blushes some at the affectionate suffix added to her name.

"Ara Ara, No reason Iruka-Sensei. We just wanted to stop in and say hi and how happy we are with being ninja. Also I was hoping i could put a good word in with you about Ino-chan here. She told me she wasn't brave enough to come to you alone." Naruto says as Ino flushes deeper shades of red as she looks down at the ground finding it more interesting apearantly.

"Y-Yeah i thought if i had a friend near me i could gain the courage i needed. . . I know that since i'm officially a ninja even though i'm only 11 going on 12 very soon I'm considered an Adult. I was hopeing you would go out with me Iruka-sensei." Ino asks looking at her previous teacher before staring intently into his eyes seeming to get lost in them as she blushes. Her resolve breaking a little at his silence.

Staring with his mouth agape Iruka just stares at Ino as his face heats up. He had always found Ino cute while training her during the academy. Sure she was a fangirl but she atleast put effort into her different training sessions. He smiles softly at the heiress as his gaze softens before he pats ino on the head and answers.

"Ino i would love to go out on a date with you. . .but it may be a bit strange to other people seeing a man of my age dating such a young woman. And a clan head no less. I mean i have no clan as i'm an orphan like Naruto used to be. You sure you don't care about the repercussions?" Iruka says smiling softly as he puts his hands on the deep red faced Heiress's shoulders.

"Y-You mean it Iruka-sensei. I don't care about social status's anymore. Naruto's sensei Mathias kinda . . .broke my brain of that mindset on the days he has the teams spar against Naruto while he spars against our sensei's. He even teaches us when he can. So you mean it though Iruka-sensei? You'll go out with me?" Ino asks a little embarrassed hoping this isn't a dream.

"Sure Ino-chan, i'll pick you up at 7pm 2 weeks from now for our date to the golden leaf Resturaunt. I just hope your dad doesn't try and destroy my brain." Iruka says a little worried about the famous Yamanaka Clan head and his overly protective streak.

"Oh don't worry about Daddy. He won't do anything to you so long as I tell him Naruto set us up. He trusts naruto a lot and i'm sure that it'll be okay." Ino says hugging the aged Chuunin with a blush as she rubs his back kissing his cheek forcing Iruka to blush.

"I'll see you later Iruka-sensei, Me and Ino-chan need to get back to her dads shop in a few minutes cause my order will be ready when i get there." Naruto says as Iruka nods and lets Ino go watching the two leave the area.

After a few minutes of walking Ino and Naruto come up on the Yamanaka flower shop and see it's empty and near closing time. Looking out at the horizen Naruto smiles seeing the sun is nearly setting. He gets the supplies from inoichi who just once again thanks him for the idea. Seeing the four different bags of flower pedals Ino just asks whats up with it and gets the summerized version. Needless to say the heiress's nose was bleeding softly at the thought as she giggles somewhat. Naruto tells Inoichi about Iruka who then has to assure an enraged Inoichi that Iruka is on the level only to get a reluctant nod from the clan head and a sigh of relief from the two children in the shop.

Giving Ino one last hug, Naruto grabs hold of the four bags of flower pedals and Heads home to the compound. Once he gets to his house Naruto quickly sets up the room just the way he imagines. The many pedals lightly drapped onto the bed sheets with the scent of Lilacs and Lavander filling the room. Setting the candles appropriately Naruto takes one quick look at his handy work blushing at what he hopes will happen tonight before he seals the room in a statis seal to keep it frozen in place for a full week since he knows how long the exams will take.

Naruto goes outback to the training ground to see a sweating pair of Kunoichi panting and huffing after a long day of trying to murder each other only to come to a consensus and understanding about things form the past. Naruto smiles some and blushes swallowing hard as he sees the sweat roll and slide down exposed flesh of the Kunoichi. He walks over and waves to them.

"Kaa-chan, Mikoto-chan, I'm home. Mikoto can you go into Mathias's room and please don't make a big deal about it but i just need you to look for a certain album of music sensei left me. It's called." Naruto says before whispering into Her ear the name. Mikoto blushes a deep shade of red as she hears the name of the album. Having been given an explination on what it was for by Mathias Mikoto just smiles some and nods.

"Thanks it means a lot since i can't be here to do it myself." Naruto says making Mikoto nod and chuckle before leaving the kitchen and heading to Mathias's room to aquire the album.

"Kaa-chan i have the things ready for our date if you're ready to leave just put on a new kimono. And one more thing, Don't bother showering Kaa-san. With what we'll be doing you wont need it till tomorrow." Naruto says cryptically hoping to gauge her reaction before he sees her nod blushing and leaving to get a new kimono. Naruto walks into the kitchen of the compound and unseals a specially labeled Scroll smiling happily.

"Thanks nii-sensei. . .You really know how to plan ahead for romance." Naruto says off handedly remembering how He told Naruto all about winning a womans heart with romance. Naruto smiles softly as he grabs his newly dressed Date's hand and walks her out of the house towards the secret cave he found one year when hiding from the villagers. He smiles some as he walks through the streets of the darkening Village. His arm wrapped around his mothers waist keeping her close as he holds her hand while they walk intertwining thier fingers together.

"Kaa-chan . . .thanks for agreeing to the date tonight. It makes me happy that you are willing to give this a try." Naruto says to Kushina.

"Oh don't worry about it sochi. I'm happy to go on a date like this with you. So are you sure you have everything?" Kushina says holding her Son turned husband lovingly as she smiles.

"Yeah it's all in this special scroll i made. Now come on we have to head to the cave." Naruto says surprising Kushina bit as the come up on said cave. Naruto just grabs his moms hand and walks into it leading her around through the tunnels of the cave with a smile. After about 20 minutes the couple see a bright light at the end of a rather long tunnel as naruto picks up the pace.

"Come on Kaa-chan we're almost there." Naruto says pulling his mother along. Once they breach the bright light Kushina is stunned at what she is seeing. Inside the middle of the mountain range that surrounds the back of Konoha and extends for countless miles. Is a rather giant crater filled to the brim with a beautiful lush, green Forest. The forest has a rather large lake to the west of it being fed by a seemingly endless waterfall as the water catches the light just right gleaming a briliant bright gold in color as the sun begins setting behind the vast mountain range. Naruto, Already on the edge of the slanted pathway unseals the scroll he had with him. Immediately a thick blanket covers the ground as a picnic basket rests in its middle. Naruto sets out the vase with the blue rose on it next to the basket as he pulls out two candles and lights them. Opening the basket Naruto sets up two plates which have a slice of cake on them. Kushina looks at Naruto and blushes at the site infront of her smiling.

'Minato never treated me this way. Not even for our dates.' Kushina just smiles softly as she takes her seat at naruto's right leaning into him as she takes her slice of cake and eats by candle light as the mother son Couple watch the sunset together glad that the days are long this time of year. As the Sun makes it last gleam known and rests just beyond the horizon night time sets in around the clearing and the forest lights up with many different fireflys and glowing beetles and insects creating a very gorgeous light show for the couple as they continue eating the cake.

Naruto for his part got no icing on his lips or cheek trying to keep himself clean. Looking towards his mother he notices she's far too enthralled with the show before them as the bugs of hidden forest dance in the sky flying around in an attempt to mate. Kushina accidently gets some Chocolate icing on her cheek blushing from embarrassment as she reajusts and eats her piece of cake. Naruto smiles some and looks at her sheepish expression and leans in saying.

"Uh Beni~Tenshi you have some . . .uh nevermind i'll get it." Naruto says as he points before he leans forward and kisses his mothers cheek licking up the icing cleaning her cheek just at the edge of her lips where the icing is. He slowly smiles some and turns Kushina's head kissing her lips deeply pushing his tongue into her mouth exploring her mouth much to the surprise of Kushina. Kushina blushes softly and closes her eyes embracing the kiss as she pulls naruto closer to herself entangling her tongue with his as he dominates her mouth while he licks the roof of it before forcing his chakra into his mouth and tongue to use his Ijutsu (Sexual jutsu) to pleasure the woman he loves.

Once again Kushina's mouth is assualted by the most pleasurable feeling that has ever hit her body in her long life. She just sucks on her sons tongue as he continues his technique unawares that his hands are sliding down her back. Naruto tenderly grabs and rubs his mothers soft supple ass cheeks tenderly massaging them as he then pulls back from his mother gasping as the need for air overpowers him. The two lovers lips bonded together by thick sticky ropes of saliva as their tongues are still out of there mouths as they pant.

"There all better Kushi-chan." Naruto says blushing a deep maroon shaded red before nuzzling into his mothers side as he turns his attention to the moon once more. His eyes dancing accross the sky as he watches the stars twinkle with his mother at his side. The rest of the date is spent with Naruto and Kushina naming off constilations to each other and star gazing aswell as talking about philosophies they both hold and share. Soon enough Naruto does the proper proposal for marriage the Uzumaki way and Adds the needed seals to the Ring he gave her before continuing with the date. The two lovers spend hours within the secret forest area slowly letting sleep catch up with them as they end up sleeping in each others arms on the blanket in the rather warm night of summer.

As morning arrives the sun cascades over the hidden couldera forest in a warming morning light as the wildlife springs to life. The sounds of animals waking and stirring is enough to get Naruto to slowly grumble in his bliss filled daze as he wakes up. His eyesight blurry as he comes to see something that truly warms his heart. Lying down on his chest is his mother kushina. Her head is lightly pressed against his torso. Her ear lightly pushed to hear his soothing heartbeat. Her arms tightly wrapped around his body as her hands cup his shoulder blades. Naruto's right arm lightly laying against his mothers back tenderly rubbing it some wanting to enjoy the look of his mother in the glow of the morning light.

His bliss is soon ended as Kushina stirs from her slumber as her ears hear the tweeting of birds and animals around her. Slowly opening her eyes she flushes deeply as she feels her soft yet firm pillow raise and fall as if it was breathing. Looking upward towards what she is currently wrapped around. Looking up her eyes meet cerullian blue orbs staring back at her. She flushes more as Naruto just chuckles heartily before kissing her head.

"Morning sleepy head. Have a good time resting?" Naruto asks teasingly as his mother just smiles blissfully nodding some nuzzling into him.

"Mmm you know it Sochi-koi. It was the most romantic night i've ever had and that kiss was so breath taking. I couldn't handle much more. That date was truly perfect in my eyes." Kushina says kissing her son on the lips.

"Come on sochi you have to get to the academy for the Chuunin exams i'm sure others are already starting to get to the meeting point. We have . . .oh we have 6 hours before it starts nevermind. Try and meet your friends before hand though hun and please be careful." Kushina says before kissing the tip of her sons nose and resealing the supplies. Once they leave their date area Kushina nad Naruto part ways at the compound with Naruto racing off towards the academy. Along the way he hears a yelp from someone he knows and likes to think of as a little brother. Racing around the corner Naruto is met with the site of Konohamaru being held in the air by a man wearing what appears to be a black cat suit and wearing purple war paint.

"Hey watch where you're going kid you just bumped into me." The kid with the face paint says indignantly. Obvious irritation present in his voice.

"Kankuro please calm down. . . She might be watch-" the blonde behind the Kid in the catsuit speaks before getting cut off.

"Oh hush Temari, Gaia isn't here and this kid needs to be taught some manners." Kankuro says as he raises his other hand to wards Konohamaru ready to punch him.

"Hey can you put my friend down please. He's obviously sorry and scared he bumped into you. So whats the full story here?" Naruto says a little curiously.

"This little runt just ran around the corner and ran into me. His freakin goggles banged into my nuts. It hurt so i have to teach him a lesson." Kankuro says before looking at konohamaru one more time.

"Hey uh that sucks and all but I don't think you wanna try and wail on the hokage's grandson. It could cause a war between our villages." Naruto says as Kankuro just looks at Naruto the nto Konohamaru a little scared gently putting the kid down. Konohamaru takes this chance and runs away from the scene as fast as he can wihsing his Boss luck.

"Thats better Now why dont you come out of the tree ne?" Naruto says not even bothering looking at it. Kankuro and Temari look at the tree seeing the ever present scowl from the emo king wiith the hair in the shape of a ducks ass. Sasuke jumps down from the tree landing infront of Kankuro and Naruto.

"So dobe just cause you can sense me doesn't mean anything. You're still a loser and i'm going to show you that no one can beat an Uchiha Elite." Sasuke says arrogantly with some bandages still on his cheek where Naruto's lava infused punch landed.

"Oh really Teme? Well need i remind you of what happened at the bridge in wave? Oh yeah i remember greaty how i thrust punched you in the face so hard you flew 50 feet away from me and crashed into your sensei and you crumbled like a sack of bricks at the second jutsu i used on you. Besides i wasn't even talking about you dumbass." Naruto says indignantly.

"I was talking to the stunning red head hanging upside down one tree over." Naruto says looking up at said person with a smile. Shortly after her presence is known She uses a Suna Shunshin to appear before the group standing beside temari.

"Gaia i didn't know you were" Kankuro starts.

"Kankuro shut up. You're a disgrace to Suna ninja everywhere." Gaia says in a bored monotone like voice.

"But Gaia I " Kankuro says.

"Shut up or i'll kill you." Gaia says to him before looking at Naruto.

"You . . .Whats your name?" Gaia asks as she looks to Naruto.

"My name is Sasuke uchiha. If your lucky i might make you my wife after the exams." Sasuke Uchiha says arrogantly as his pride swells up making all ninja besides a certain pink haired banshee sick to their stomachs.

"I wasn't talking to you 'Dumbass'. I was talking to the Blonde." Gaia says with disdain evident in her voice before looking towards naruto where her expression softens just a bit.

"My name Miss is Naruto. Naruto Uzumaki. What is yours?" Naruto says before reaching over and in a gentle act of Politness kisses her hand. What shocks the three Sand nin the most is the fact that Gaia's sand didn't rise up to stop him at all.

"Naruto Uzumaki . . .Thank you for that. And my name is Sabaku no Gaia. These are my siblings. Sabaku no Kankuro and Sabaku no Temari. Tell me Naruto, Mother is affraid of you but wont tell me why. Why is it mother says to avoid you at all costs?" Gaia says with a blush evident on her face if it weren't for her constant sand armor covering her entire body.

"Oh well It's actually really easy Gaia. Simply tell Mother 1 that Sister 9 says hello. Oh and Mother 1 I know you can hear me so if you don't leave This pretty lady alone Sister 9 will and i qoute 'pound you so hard it will make mother jealous' What ever that means." Naruto says with a slight chuckle at Kurama stealing his sensei's speech patterns.

The three Suna nins eyes widen beyond belief at the revilation that Naruto just revealed. Gaia's eyes slowly close as she is brought into her mindscape for a few moments before reopening her eyes.

"M-Mother says that she will no longer plague me like before for fear of retaliation. Thank you Naruto uzumaki. I hope to see you in the Chuunin exams. I look forward to fighting you. I'll try not to kill any Konoha nin if i can help it." Gaia says once again startling her two siblings. Before Temari and Kankuro could say anything the loudest roar anyone has ever heard erupts around konoha as a giant Black scaled and black spiked dragon the size of a large mansion flies overhead crashing into the ground just outside the area in one of the empty training grounds. A lone figure is seen flying towards the dragoness. Naruto just looks in awe as he knows his Sensei is back as the chaos blade reacts to his pressence. The sword at Naruto's side immediately rips off one of his belt loops and flies towards Mathias.

The two ninja teams and solo Naruto run towards the crash site of the dragon. Arriving there shortly after 5 minutes they are met with the sight of nearly every Konoha jonin and visiting jonin from other countries aswell as the entire ANBU division and the Hokage who are simply forced to watch the battle. Any nin that tries to aid Naruto's sensei is quickly pushed back by other dragons as they explain it's a right of passage to become the Dragon clan Summoner.

Kalameet is roughed up to near exhaustion after this full 36 hour battle. Her thick as steel black scales torn assunder as gashes and tears show in her wings and sides. Even one of her eyes is clamped shut from being slashed open.

Mathias is way worse for wear visually. Mathias stands in ashened and burned cloths as his flesh is shown to be torn open and bleeding rather heavily. His left arm completely black from the burns as blue blood leaks and flows froth from it's open wounds laying limp and usless. His legs showing full chunks missing from his limbs. His chest showing shattered ribs and a few exposed bones including three rib bones making Mathias pant heavily struggling to keep consious untill he feels something that brings a smile to his face. He holds his hand out and the chaos blade lands in his palm as the he quickly slashing downward to unsheath the sword revealing the elegant blade to His mother.

"I wont go down so easy 's as you say, ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE!" Mathias yells to his mother as the blade gleams in the light making Kalameets eye widen in terror.

"Is that truly the . . .you, You little bastard. You sacraficed your sisters for power? MATHIAS CARLTON CROQVIST I SWEAR TO THE LORD I WILL KILL YOU THIS DAY!" Kalameet yells to the sky as she breaths a 4 foot thick white and black flame stream towards Mathias. Mathias just releases a fire stream all his own by inhaling sharply and exhaling as fast as he can letting a large sapphire shaded 3 foot thick fire stream out and both fire streams meet in the middle struggling for dominance as both streams threaten to overtake the other. Both steams soon begin to push against one another both seeming to switch back and forth from gaining ground. Mathias's fire eventually wins out pushing past his mothers thick vile flames before they slam into the dragoness's face burning her facial scales exploding softly throwing her hear back.

Taking his chance Mathias charges the red and pink flames of the chaos blade on the hilt before the blade itself is engulphed in eerie black and white before slashing the katana horizontally from left to right sending a thick violent wave of black and white enfused fire towards Kalameet. The flames slam into his mothers underbelly throwing her away from his front. Not relenting Mathias charges forward at his mother wanting to end the fight as quickly as possible.

All spectators in attendance just gasp in horror and surprise as the battle rages on between these two. A scorned mother and a forgotten son as they fight it out seemingly to the death. The spectators begin cheering for Mathias at how strong he is. Most of the Shinobi and Kunoichi from the other nations stare in awe at the true might of the so called 'Will of fire' that the current hokage constantly preaches about and begin sweating knowing that if they try anything. They may as well just kill themselves since it will be a far more merciful death then what ever the warrior fighting this massive beast will do.

Kalameet just roars out in pain at the damage her son just caused her as she qucikly retaliates and throws her head forward and opens her mouth quickly catches mathias in her maw and bites down hard impaling him with her sharp 6 inch long dagger sharp fang like teeth before throwing her head upwards opening her mouth launching Mathias into the air before letting him fall into her mouth swallowing mathias whole as she slams her mouth shut.

Silence, Silence is all that is heard as the massive dragoness just ate Mathias whole in one quick motion. The strongest Ninja in all of the elemental nations just got eaten infront of everyone from the major and minor villages as if he was a simple snack. Kalameet just slowly stands up and rises up standing on her hind legs showing her massively burned and torn up underbelly. She runs her taloned claw over her stomach as a few tears slide down her cheeks. The dragons all get ready to roar and breath out fire in honor of a warrior worthy of rememberence before Kalameet roars out once more in unimaginable pain. Soon an even louder Jaguar's roar is heard that drowns out the massive dragons own. Naruto screams as loud and as happily as he can.

"THATS RIGHT MATHIAS-NII-SENSEI USE YOUR JAGUAR TAIJUTSU AND PROVE YOU CAN'T BE BEAT" Within the next instant A blood soaked and broken figure explodes out of Kalameet's chest with it's right fist extended as 4 afterimages of himself follow suit . The figure is a bloody and near dead Mathias who's currently charging golden energy inside his right hand as his afterimages do the same. The golden energy gains a sun gold color as the after images energy merges with Mathias's and a full 1 foot thick sun gold bolt of lightning forms in his hand when he slowly pulls his right hand backwards while lifting his left leg forward. Throwing his left leg downwards it spins Mathias around 180 Degrees giving him full range to throw his right hand towards his mother screaming out.

"SUNLIGHT SPEAR!"

The thick bolt of lightning explodes from his hand faster then anyone can see impaling Kalameet in the middle of her skull before exploding in that instant throwing the dragoness backwards once again only this time the force is so strong she is backflipping rapidly as she is sent backwards before slamming into the mountain at the back of the training ground before collapsing in a motionless pile as the energy begins electricuting her multiple times at a rapid pace paralyzing her. Her face looking towards her son as the attack he used leaves 40 foot diameter crater infront of where the bolt previously was. A few seconds later Mathias crashes into the ground bouncing once before landing again face first in the dirt with his head aimed towards his mothers. The blast having launched mathias upwards in an arch towards his mother. Mathias laying in his motionless state half naked due to his technique as they are a mere few inches apart from one another. Both combatants in the duel lay panting and sweating in useless heaps of broken flesh. Mathias speaks to his mother while her Body rapidly repairs itself faster then anyone can even conceive cause of her draconic blood.

"M-Mom . . . I never killed Qualan or Quala for power. I never would have you know me. She lost herself to the false flames of life born from chaos. And in the end i was forced to kill them both but i didn't want to let either of them go. So infused their souls into the family Wakazashi to keep her with me for the rest of my life." Mathias says weakly placing his hand on his mothers large cheek lightly rubbing it. Bringing Kalameet to blush softly and look at her son lovingly.

"Son, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry for everything. I'm so sorry to have dragged you into that so long ago and i'm sorry you had to make that decision. It will be the dragon clans Honor to have you or anyone you choose as our Summoner no matter where you or they are. I will be out of commision for awhile due to our battle. At least a month tops so don't summon me until then. I love you son, Please for me, Never change." Kalameet says before her tongue extends outwards and licks Mathias's face a few times with her thick blue colored reptilian tongue as a form of kiss. The dragons roar in approval as The all soon poof out of exsistance leaving only the Ninja present. Quickly rushing towards Mathias Naruto and the Hokage help get him to his feet As he bleeds some more.

"Jesus fucking christ that fucking hurts. Note to your future survival Naruto-kun. NEVER FIGHT A FUCKING BIO-RECOMINATOR LIKE MY MOTHER. Them sons a bitches just don't die easy. Now then, Naruto you idiot get to the academy you only have an hour before it starts puke nuts." Mathias says a little pissed off before bonking his student in the head.

"Sensei dont be a fucking idiot. We have to get you to the hospital." Naruto says as the Hokage nods his head gently.

"Oh please like i give two nonexistant shits about my health. As long as i'm conscious i'll survive and you know that since we BOTH share the same fucking kekkei genkai you fucking ard tard. Just get to the academy Naruto and don't worry about me. Mokutons passive abilities still constantly heal me stupid. So please just go, I'll be fine." Mathias says patting Naruto on the head. The hokage grabs Mathias and takes him to the hospital as fast as his old bones can take him. The ninja's all disperse and the Genin head to the academy once more. Stunned into silence at the power one man possessed.

A certain duckbutted emo is seething with pure unrelenting rage at the display of power that Naruto's sensei posseses. Inside he is raging as hard as he can screaming at himself that he deserves that power and he alone should have it. His sharrigan was unable to copy even the simplist movements from mathias. His sharrigan was supposed to copy ANYTHING but bloodline abilities and yet it was unable to even do anything like that with Naruto or His sensei's abilities. The look on sasuke's face is seen by Naruto as he and all the others walk towards teh academy. Naruto just chuckles before he calls out towards Sasuke.

"Damn Sasuke-teme, I swear that if you were to try and take a shit right now you'd only crap out diamonds with how much seething rage you have. What is it are you that upset that my sensei is such a badass and you can't have him." Sasuke screams as loud as he possibly can in rage. His face blood red with rage as his screams finally subside due to his voice breaking after half an hour of unrelenting screeching about uchiha superiority that put all Haruno's to shame. His rant isn't that flashy just annoying and repetative.

All of the Konoha nin's shake their collective heads ashamed for the Uchiha clan and what it has been reduced to. The emo unable to talk due to destroying his voice for the forceable future just shuts up and calms down panting as he just swears in his head after his bitch fit is finally finished. The Genins get into the academy and clamour together infront of a door on the second floor but are soon stopped by two other rather older Genin blocking the door to the Examination room. Obviously not everyone had rushed to see what that roar was about since the academy is sound proof thanks ot seals.

"Get out of here you're all too weak to even get passed the first portion." One of the Genin say.

"Yeah, We've already failed once before so what makes you all think you can pass?" The second genin says thats infront of the door number showing it's room 301.

Naruto just shakes his head already knowing who those two are as his face splits into a fox like grin. Kotetsu and Izumo always were fun to mess with but he decided to let it slide this once since they were making his job easier.

"Please we have to get in there. I know we can doo good if you just let us pass." A girl in a pink china dress with her brown hair done up in two buns speaks pleading with the two older Genin.

"yeah we just want in we don't mean no harm to you." Said a kid in a skin tight green jumpsuit with a bowl cut hair style and catipillar sized eyebrows on his head.

"Please you two couldn't even hurt a fly. If you two are so smart then why dont you just follow the blonde kid since he's obviously smarter then everyone here." The genin wearing bandages over his nose says loudly except the second sentance which is barely a hushed whisper which both students pick up on and look towards naruto who's already at the stairs leading to the third floor.

They both smile some and mouth thank you to the two Genin before racing off as a third Genin follows after the first two. Before Naruto or anyone else is able to get up the stairs A pink haired banshee screeches at them.

"Hey you two. Sasuke-kun says that you should drop the useless genjutsu and give up on your ninja careers." Sakura says in sasukes stead since he can no longer speak. Naruto just sighs and lightly slams his face into the desk that he summons up from the floor next to him surprising everyone. Then someone near him asks.

"Hey kid what did you do that for." The random Iwa genin says.

"I facedesked because facepalm is too mainstream. Anyway, Sakura, Sasuke-teme you fucking Baka's you just made our jobs that much harder. The genjutsu was supposed to weed out the incompitants you kami damned ard tards."

"Shut up Naruto-Baka no one cares. Besides these losers don't stand a chance against Sasuke-kun. He'll beat them all." Sakura says as she growls. Ignoring her Naruto just sighs some and shakes his head before walking to the third floor and into the exmination room. The Genin all take what ever seats they can. Naruto just ignores all groups of them and sits in the third row middle seat. He sighs and picks up the stool and throws it out the window to his left before using his Mokuton to grow a soft moss covered recliner chair. He relaxes as he has the chair recline with a laugh at the looks he gets before stretching and relaxing. After a few short minutes teams 7,8,9 and 10 soon walk in. Naruto and shino share a look between each other and give each other a soft nod.

Soon the teams begin chatting amoungst themselves. Or rather they would If sakura would just lower her volume she's essentially screaming them to death. That is until a silver haired Genin walks up to the teams to begin his convorsation.

"You lot should really keep it down. You're drawing to much attention to yourselves." The Konoha nin says smiling as he ajusts his round specticles.

"Huh who are you?" Kiba asks a little confused as Akamaru barks in approval of his masters question.

"Me? Oh my name is Kabuto Yakushi. It's nice to meet you." Kabuto says with a smile.

"I'm kiba so why would drawing attention be a bad thing?" Kiba says.

"Well i've been through the chuunin exams before and it's not pretty to have everyone gunning for you. Hey how bout i help you out i have information on everyone here taking the exams." Kabuto says pulling out a stack of cards that number atleast in to the hundreds. Naruto sees the size of the stack and just gapes at it before calling out.

"That's a big ass stack of cards dude. Where the fuck do you keep them all?" Naruto says astonished at the sheer size of the stack.

"I keep them in my Accessable Ninja Unisex Satchel." Kabuto says a little confused about it.

"So you keep that big ass stack of cards in your A.N.U.S?" Naruto says abrieviating for now.

"Thats right i keep them all in my A.N.U.S" Kabuto says with a smile.

"doesn't it hurt keeping those cards in your Anus?" Naruto says trying to stifle a laugh.

"I dont understand of course it doesn't hurt that i keep all these cards in my anus." Kabuto says confused before he realises his blunder. Before he could retort Naruto and everyone in the room burst out laughing as loud as they can. Naruto holding his gut and ribs as his legs kick in the air rapidly while he laughs his head off. Kabuto just sighs and retorts loudly. "You are just made of bitch." Naruto stops laughing and looks at Kabuto before smiling happily and giving him a thumbs up and chuckles. "I like you Kabuto i hope to hang out sometime." Naruto says before going back to relaxing.

Kabuto just blushes sheepishly before growling a little bit before turning to the group he was talking to. "as i was saying I can give you info on everyone here." Kabuto says smiling some as he pulls a card out of the deck. Sasuke looks at Kabut oand wheezes his answer as best he can since his outburst.

"I want information on Sabaku no Gaia, Rock lee and Naruto uzumaki." Sasuke finally gets out after awhile since he was able to drink some water.

"Okay sure. Sabaku no Gaia. She's a suna nin, Teammates are Sabaku no temari and Sabako no Kankuro. Her Jonin sensei is Baki. She has been on 15 C-rank 3 B-rank and 5 A-rank missions. . . she hasn't taken damage on any of the missions at all." Kabuto says much to the surprise of everyone in the room that heard this.

"Now Rock Lee. Teammates TenTen and Neji Hyuuga. Jonin sensei Might Gai. He has been on 53 D-rank and 20 C-rank missions. He can not use Chakra due to a birth defect and relies Solely on Taijutsu alone." Kabuto says as The rookie 13 all stare in wonder at Rock lee.

"And finaly someone who i can tell will be a good friend. Naruto Uzumaki. Given name Naruto Uzumaki Senju Namikaze. His father was the yodaime hokage Minato Namikaze and his mother was Kushina Uzumaki but recently that status was changed from mother to Wife as he is currently engadged to her. Damn gossip spreads fast in this village doesn't it? Anyway his sensei is Jonin Mathias C. Croqvist who i assume we all know since he just fought the dragon clan for the right to summon them. Naruto has been on 196 D-rank missions 57 C-rank missions. 19 B-rank missions. 5 A-rank missions and 2 S-rank missions. It says here that two of his A-rank missions and one S-rank mission were done Solo. He has to date 4 Kekkei Genkai. They are the Mokuton, Yuton, Fuuton and Jiton releases. He has created 1 S-Rank assassination jutsu And 2 forbidden Kinjutsu of A and S rank which are to never be used against comrades of the leaf. He's even across the board in all fields except Genjutsu but it seems those don't effect him at all. He's even listed in the bingo book as a high B-rank low A-rank Shinobi" Kabuto says actually stunned at all the information that has been added in the past 4 months to his Ninfo cards. Everyone in the room is absolutely stunned into silence as they stare at naruto who is currently sleeping with drool coming out of his mouth. Everyone in the room sweatdrop at the one capable about all of this.

"Well . . .deception is a ninjas greatest weapon besides his own mind. But i don't think this info is Acurate. I may have to wait a few days before the info on the cards is replaced." Kabuto says rubbing the back of his head as a poof is heard in the room. In the middle of the poof stands a rather tall man with two slash shaped scar marks on his face with a a bandana on his head and a black trench coat over his Jonin attire.

"Alright maggots shut up and get to your seats. My name is Ibiki Morino and i am the proctor for the first portion of the Chuunin exams. First rule no questions allowed. Any questions so far?" Ibiki says before asking the question. To his surprise three different people raise their hands.

"okay, Numbers 43, 87 and 96 get the fuck out of here and take your teammates withh you cause you FAIL." Ibiki says shocking the three teams before they leave the room.

"Good now that the dumbass's are gone here's what you're going to be doing. You're each going to get a a test paper. Each papaer has 9 questions and you are to answer all of them. Now then the rest of the rules. Your team has 10 points. If you are caught cheating you lose 2 points. If you get caught cheating 5 times you fail. If you start a verbal fight or a duel you fail. If you ask stupid questions YOU FAIL. At the end of 45 minutes i'll give you all the 10th and final question for the first portion of the exam and if you get that question wrong you fail. Now BEGIN!" Ibiki explains as the Genin gulp in fear at his words and rules before Ibiki finishes his explination looking around the room. He see's Genin all over the room cheating in many different and subtle ways. He notices after about 20 minutes that Naruto is still asleep. He sighs and throws a kunai at his head only for the kunai to stop dead infront of naruto's face floating there.

Ibiki is shocked at seeing The kunai just suspend itself in the air before Naruto speaks. "You know it's not nice to throw things Sensei. I was having such a good dream too." Naruto begins wiping his eyes of sleep before looking around seeing people look at him strangely as he notices the test papers. Realization dons on him and he just sheepishly rubs the back of his head before making the Kunai spin around in circles around him in orbit like he has gravitational pull.

"Uh right i forgot we were at the exams haha. Sorry about that. Uhh so i just have to get these answers right?" Naruto asks as Ibiki nods.

"So i can get them anyway i want right?" Naruto asks once more before Ibiki shakes his head.

"No there are rules in place such as no fighting verbally or starting a duel with another Genin. And no cheating. You cheat you lose two points. You get caught cheating 5 times and you fail." Ibiki says calmly looking at the blonde knowing him from somewhere but is not able to really place it.

"Oh okay then." Naruto says before looking to the Kusa nin next to him. He sees that his test is turned over so no one can copy his answers indicating he's done. What happens next just puts a smile on ibiki's face. Naruto hard thrust punches the kusa nin with a wicked left hook knocking him out in one hit. Naruto then procceeds to erase the kusa nins name from his test and replace it with his own. Ibiki just stares at him and says.

"why in the fuck did you do that?" Naruto looks at him as he says that and shakes his head.

"You said and I quote "No cheating. You get caught cheating and you lose two points. Get caught cheating 5 times and you fail." You never said anything about me just knocking the guy that finished the test out and taking his paper. Besides thats only me getting caught once with cheating." Naruto points out with a smile as Ibiki just thinks for a minute and laughs internally at the loop hole.

"hmm I guess you're right. Thanks for showing me the flaw. I'll include that in next years exam. Now before any smartasses think they can do the same anyone else who does that will fail immediately." Ibiki says before looking at naruto once more and smiling.

"So do yo uhave any other questions?"Ibiki says raising an eyebrow at Naruto.

"Yeah do you have the answer booklet?" Naruto asks and gets a nod from Ibiki.

"I'm good for questions right now. But i think my friend shino might have a question. Right Shino?" Naruto asks holding his hand out waving towards Shino.

"Procter-san, May i have the answer booklet?" The stoic bug user of Konoha says rasing his hand.

Ibiki who internally is doing a jig and laughing his ass off at the antics of these two Genin just smirks and lightly chuckles some knowing they're in cahoots with each other. One was obviously the brains while the second was just there to support the other.

"Sure It's right here." Ibiki says reaching for the booklet in his Coat.

"WHAT? You're going to give the answers to a useless bug using loser and not my precious Sasuke-kun? He needs to pass the test more give him the answer booklet." Sakura howls loudly making hte Genin next to her ears bleed.

"Shino was it? If you want the answers make that howler monkey shut up." Ibiki says giving him an ultimatum.

"Of course Ibiki-Sensei. Howler-san, If you do not remain quiet I will once again show you what is under my large jacket. Only this time i will SHOW IT ALL." Shino says cryptically as he reaches for his heavy jackets Clasps and zippers. The action alone makes Sakura pale and cower beneath her desk keeping quiet as everyone stares dumbfounded at this. Shino was able to quiet the howler monkey.

"You know that will only buy you maybe about till the end of this exam. Then before you know it she'll start up again." Naruto says blandly. Ibiki just laughs heartily at these two genin liking them both imensly already before walking up to Shino and handing him the answer packet like he promised. Shino quickly fills out the test answers before foldign the paper up and putting it in his jacket.

"Hey Ibiki-sensei, You wanna play poker with me? We got like what 25 minutes before the 10th question is asked right?" Naruto asks tilting his head as he pulls out a deck of playing cards.

"Sure why not i got time. You Shino come down here and join us. Anyone else want in?" Ibiki asks as Kotetsu, Izumo and a few female Chuunin raise their hands and walk over and sit around naruto. After about 25 minutes Naruto is the only guy in the group with nothing missing. Shino and Ibiki are the only two who only lost thier gloves, kunai pouches and ninja boots. The others aren't so lucky. Izumo, Kotetsu and one female Chuunin are standing buck naked infront of the entire room having lost everything they own in the game while only 2 other females are at the table and they already lost everything but thier panties. Next hand wins everything. The two Chuunins show their hands and one has two pair another has 3 of a kind. Ibiki shows he has a flush and Shino has 4 of a kind and is destined to win. Until Naruto puts down his cards. They are 10, jack, queen, king and ace all spades for a royal flush winning the hand.

Everyone at the table gapes at Naruto who just won everything they own so easily spurt out a loud obsinities and curses as the attractive Chuunins look at naruto blushing. They stand up and take off thier panties revealing their moist pussy lips and lightly stained panties showing they were aroused. Naruto beams happily and chuckles.

"Thanks for playing everyone but remember. I was taught by the master after all." He laughs manically as he seals everything he now owns inside a sealing scroll while everyone disperses and returns to their seats. Ibiki takes his spot at the front of the class room.

"Now then everyone. It's time for the tenth question. I'm going to warn you. . .you can leave now if you want and fail and come back next year. But if you happen to take the question and get it WRONG you will NEVER EVER be able to take the chuunin exams again." Ibiki roars shocking the Genin in the room. Kiba raises his hand.

"But that's not fair." Kiba yells towards the proctor.

"I don't give a fuck." Ibiki responds only for Kankuro to stand up.

"But plenty of people have taken the exams multiple times." Kankuro says a little worried.

"Well those turds were lucky enough to not have me as the proctor. Now does anyone wanna give up?" As ibiki says this many different members of the room raise thier hands and walk out affraid. Ibiki looks to a shaking Sasuke Uchiha and smirks some remembering what Naruto wanted him to do since Sasuke can't answer corectly.

"You there whats your name" Ibiki says pointing to sasuke only for sakura to answer for him.

"Thats my Sasuke-kun." Sakura says annoying everyone in the room before shino reacts quickly and reaches for his coat once more making Sakura pale. Sakura immediately ducks under the desk and hides again.

"Sasgay huh? Well sasgay. . .Are you gay?" Ibiki asks with an evil smirk only for sasuke to shake his head back and forth rapidly.

"BULLSHIT I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose." Ibiki says only for sasuke to get angry and slam his hands down on the desk sending a hate filled glare towards the proctor.

"Better then that i Bet you're the kind of man who would just fuck a guy in the ass and not have the GOD DAMN COMMON CURTOUSY to give him a reach around."Ibiki screams angerly at Sasuke who just seeths in rage making naruto chuckle softly outside but laugh his ass off internally as shino does the same. Looking towards to the front of the room Naruto's stomach growls as he sees a jelly donut on the proctors desk. Shrugging his shoulders Naruto walks over and takes it before retunring to his seat taking a bite.

Seeing this Ibiki looks to the desk at the front and sees his donut is gone and Naruto is eating it. "Just what the hell are you doing?" Ibiki asks naruto standing infront of him.

"Uhh eating?" Naruto responds and takes another bite making Ibiki's eye twitch.

"Yeah you're eating my snack." Ibiki retorts angerly slamming his hand down crushing the donut and throwing it at the wall.

"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION SOLDIER?" Naruto screams in the protors face only for Ibiki to respond in kind.

"YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DONUT!" Naruto and Ibiki stare eachother down as lightning sparks between their eyes before everyone calms down after the little show they were just given. Alll attending ninja seeing this act play out they slightly ease up and relax gaining slight confidence. Seeing this both Naruto and Ibiki calm down before Ibiki says.

"So no one else wants to quit? No one? . . . .Good then. You all PASS." Ibiki says with a smile on his face making everyone smile and sweatdrop.

"What about the 10th question proctor?" Temari says looking at him.

"Blondie you wanna take this or should i?" Ibiki asks Naruto who clearly understood the entire exam what was really going on.

"Sure. It's like this everyone. Everyday we face different challenges and difficulties. Rules and ever changing requirements for missions. The first portion of this test was for information gathering. To see if no matter what we could get our info one way or another to see the mission is half complete. The last portion is if something goes wrong. See as Chuunin we'll be facing life or death situations every time we leave the village and sometimes we have to take teams. The tenth question is a way to see if you're willing or not to pass on the information you have and stay behind to ensure the survival of your teammates as they complete the mission. Or if that fails atleast stall the enemy long enough for your team to arrive with back up. Because if you're not willing to sacrifice yourself for your comrades or your teammates . . .then why should you be promoted?" Naruto says not really caring about how his message goes accross.

". . . I like you kid. Matter of fact I'm going to let you fuck my sister." Ibiki says to naruto who just raises his eyebrow at the statement before smiling some and nodding his head. Even though knowing that Ibiki has no sister just a brother who ran away. Ibiki must be quoting a movie or something. Just as Naruto relaxes once more Ibiki takes a sudden step back as a large banner slams into the classroom through the window before unfurling and being pinned by two Kunai. The banner says 'Introducing the 2nd stage exam proctor. The sexy and Single ANKO MITIRASHI' As said woman bursts into the room after the banner.

"No time to relax kiddies the second portion of the exams starts now. . . .Uhh what the shit Ibiki. You let 67 people? You let 67 people pass the exams thats 26 teams plus one loner. You're slipping up in your old age. Maybe i should take over at the T&I department ne?" Anko says with a devilish smile licking her lips at the thought.

"No not really. We just have especially strong willed genin here this year. Especially the blonde one up front in the third row." Ibiki says pointing to Naruto. When Naruto and Anko stare at one another a thousand different htoughts race through both of them. The emotions show through there faces as they twist from surprise to anger to sadness to disbelief then they settle on unrelenting rage before they shout out in unison.

"YOU! HOW DARE YOU TAKE THAT FORM AND DISHONOR HIS/HER GOOD IMAGE. YOU DE-HENGE RIGHT NOW." Naruto and Anko say yelling at one another slamming there heads against one another staring the other person down visciously as the temperature in the room drops below freezing at the evil glares that naruto and the next proctor are giving each other wondering what would happen to make them both act like that to one another.

A/N: Alright i'm just going to end it here okay so that's the chapter. I hope you enjoyed it. Please review if you can. And I welcome open critiquing on my writing. If anyone has any suggestions on how to make it better please do not hesitate to call me out on something in reviews or PM so I can get better. I'm writing a book and I would truly appreciate the help. Now then Here is a confirmed Harem sisters list for the Story.

Kushina -Confirmed

Tsunade -Confirmed

Kaguya Otsutsuki -Confirmed

Mikoto Uchiha-Confirmed

Fem Deidara-Confirmed

Karin Uzumaki-Confirmed

Tayuya-Confirmed

Konan-Confirmed

Others will be added as I see fit.

Now then. Since that's taken care of Here are my created Jutsu's.

"Doton: Nise Raifuasugoremu" Or Earth Release: False life Earth Golem. Essentially all it does is force your chakra into the solid earth around you forming a large 12 to 16 foot tall Golem made of what ever the user forces his chakra into. It saps all chakra out of the physical human body they have transferring it all even the mind to the body of the golem which is hardened by chakra makes it near impervious to all ninja tools and weapons and Even certain ninjutsu's are useless against it. The only thing able to really beat this jutsu would be a stronger Kinjutsu, A ninja is able to awaken the physical body not kill it or a powerful phsyical force were to destroy the golem in turn killing the user of the Jutsu. The golem is slow moving and bulky so it's not very ideal but the defense and offense the jutsu provides often out weights the speed and movment restrictions and or reflex cons it inherently has.