A/N: Hey guys! We're going to find to out what Usopp does, will he fight, or run; if he runs, will he get away. Well let's find out. Yay! (Random reader: Why did you say yay?) ( Me: Because I want to!) (Random reader: Weirdo.)

Disclaimer: I don't own One piece or Fairy Tail, Eiichiro Oda and Hiro Mashima does.

Normal POV

"Oh god please help me." Said Usopp in his mind.

"Well." Said Zero grabbing his sword.

"Let's see if I run, I could probably escape to the guild, but… I've always ran away from enemies, and the enemies I did win against were weaker than the other ones that Luffy and the others are fighting. No you know what I'm going to fight him and beat him for the sake of my new friends… and for Kabuto, I'll always remember you." Said Usopp in his mind.

"Bring it on, I'm not afraid of you!" shouted Usopp in the most bravest and manliest voice he could muster, but it came out as a squeak.

"Oh really, at least you're not one of those pirates that are afraid of us." Said Zero with his smile growing.

"Hah, don't compare me to those weaklings, because I am the great captain Usopp with 12,000 man-killing followers." Said Usopp in a squeak with his legs trembling.

"Oh so you're the captain, that's strange, then how come almost half of "your crew" has a higher bounty than you?" said Zero.

"Um." Said Usopp sweating a lot.

"Oh so you lied again, heh heh. Didn't I tell you before many times, that I hate liars?" said Zero smiling growing so large it looks like his lips are going to rip.

"Smoke Star!" shouted Usopp as smoke covered the area with an explosion.

Usopp ran to find a place to hide and found a little ditch. He crawled inside and starting regretting his decision.

"Oh god, oh god, please help me." Prayed Usopp.

"Where are you, didn't you wanna fight, eh long nose shit." Shouted Zero.

"Oh god, oh god… No Usopp calm down." Said Usopp in his mind.

Usopp poked his head out the ditch and saw Zero looking around. Usopp quickly hid when Zero turned around.

"Okay I got some time to think. What should I do... what should I do?! So he uses a sword that uses magma, man he's like a vice admiral, no he might even match the power of an admiral, but he isn't the only one with a magical weapon. My slingshot, Magi. So what did the sellers say…? Um it has air magic for make my bullets faster so that means it would hurt more if I use my metal star. Fire magic for making all my bullets explode and making the one that do explode have a bigger and deadlier explosions, firebird and explosion star would work well too. Then the actual slingshot is made of lacrima's and strong metals so it won't break easily." Recalled Usopp.

"So as long as I stay as far away from him as possible and fire shots at him where he can't slash them, then I could have an easy win." Said Usopp.

"Okay I can do this, let's go." Said Usopp feeling confident.

When Usopp starting getting out of the ditch he heard "Magma Tornado!"

Usopp looked over and saw flames coming towards him in a circular shape. Usopp freaked out and did an epic leap and dodged the attack.

"You know, you are so loud, it's almost like you wanna be found." Said Zero walking towards Usopp.

Usopp got up and the second he composed himself, Zero rushed towards him and yelled "Magma Slash!"

Usopp ducked and did a pointless 360 degree turn and said "Got ya, Metal Star!"

The small pellet made of metal boosted thanks to the air magic towards Zero's stomach and a mini explosion thanks to the fire magic exploded sending Zero flying. Usopp loaded 3 bullets and shot them towards the ground. Zero didn't see. Usopp loaded another bullet and yelled "Firebird Star!"

The bullet formed into a fire bird but it was bigger and faster but Zero deflected it and the magma MELTED the fire bird.

"You melted my Fire bird, without it exploding!" screamed Usopp with his eyes popping out.

"At least you're smart." Said Zero running towards Usopp.

"Oh no you don't, "Explosion Stars x3" shouted Usopp shooting 3 powered up explosions in tiny balls.

"Didn't you see me melt your little whatever the hell these shit looking things are." Said Zero slashing the pellets melting them.

"Yeah, but you aren't going to have enough time to react to my Tabasco Star!" said Usopp successively shooting his painful bullet.

Zero stopped and starting sweating a lot, and then an explosion happened inside of his stomach curtesy to the fire magic, and he dropped his sword.

"Oh and I wouldn't be standing there right now if I were you." Said Usopp loading in a firebird and 3 explosion stars.

Three thunder bolts came crashing onto Zero shocking him, both physically and mentally (Get it… no okay.)

"Thunder bolt Stars!" said Usopp with a smirk as he was glad to get new bullets that have magic in them.

"Oh and you might also wanna pick up your sword." Said Usopp aiming at Zero who fell on his knees.

"Phoenix Star!" shouted Usopp as he shot the contents on his slingshot which formed into a fire bird with 3 red pellets above him and next to him on the right and left.

The fire bird smashed into Zero's chest and it exploded as well as the 3 exploding stars which made a deadlier and bigger explosion that even Usopp ran away from it. Usopp peeked at Zero who lay on the ground with burns and bruises and was unconscious. Usopp walked cautiously towards him and smiled and picked Zero's sword of the ground and raised it up high in the air and yelled "That's what you get when you mess with... um... The Fairy Sniper!"

Usopp started walking back to the guild dropping Zero's sword next to Zero like an idiot thinking of an excuse as to why Zero wasn't with him. What he didn't know though was the man watching from the very beginning with a smirk.

"Well Fairy Tail, now you made us angry." Said the man with a smile.

Okay done. Well hope you guys enjoyed and sorry if the battle sucked and if Usopp became a little too OP, but I felt that Usopp really needed this so yeah. Well thanks for reading and see you guys next time.