A/N: Hey guys, so my mind exploded with ideas yesterday and I can't wait to type it down and share with you guys. So this chapter is the ending to this crappy ark, thanks Jesus. Well that's it and, I'm so stupid I'm just going to write now.

"GET OUT!" shouted Porlyusica as she kicked Usopp and Zero out of her treehouse.

"That old bit-"started Zero before he was cut off.

"We're in the middle of nowhere! How are we going to get out of this forest! What if we encounter a dangerous beast or animal! What if we starve!" shouted Usopp panicking.

"Shut up!" shouted Zero.

"Huh, sorry." Said Usopp.

"We'll get out of this forest. We might be staying here over night. But we can kill an animal so we don't starve." Said Zero.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I don't want to be here in the dark!" complained Usopp.

"You're scared of the dark but you're not scared of Black Wings." Said Zero face palming.

"I was scared of them too, but in the dark, anything can attack, especially in a forest!" explained Usopp.

"*Sigh* you're definitely a strange pirate." Said Zero as he started walking.

"Oi, where you going?" asked Usopp.

"Going into the forest, you can come if you want." Answered Zero.

"W-wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" shouted Usopp jogging towards Zero.

4 hours later

"Can *pant* we stop *pant*?" asked Usopp.

"Why?" asked Zero.

"*pant* Because we've been *pant* walking for like *pant* hours." Answered Usopp.

"So." Said Zero.

"If I *pant* walk any longer, I *pant* might die." Said Usopp.

"Oh don't tell me, you're tired." Said Zero.

"*pant* Who wouldn't be tired after walking for hours?!" asked Usopp.

"Everyone except you can walk for hours." Answered Zero.

"And *pant* the everyone *pant* your talking about are *pant* monsters." Said Usopp.

"Fine we'll take a rest." Said Zero taking his bandages off.

"YES!" shouted Usopp as he fell on the ground embracing it.

"Hey Sogeking?" called Zero.

"Yeah." Answered Usopp.

"Did you see someone else back when we were fighting Black Wings?" asked Zero.

"Um, I remember this one guy when I woke up…" answered Usopp.

Flashback

"Hm, I'm going to start with that long nose idiot." Said Caesar as he prepared a magic spell.

"Ugh, 2 years… What does that mean?" said Usopp as he woke up.

"What! You're awake! Impossible!" shouted Caesar in surprise.

"Huh, oh god, an enemy!" shouted Usopp as he immediately stood up and aimed his slingshot at Caesar.

"Wait! Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't do anything!" said Caesar covering his head.

"Huh. Um, so you're not the enemy?" asked Usopp lowering his slingshot."

"No, I'm your enemy. Explosive Gas!" said Caesar blasting red gas at Usopp.

"Wait, Exploding!" shouted Usopp covering his head.

Usopp waited a bit before looking up to see the gas taking its sweet ass time. Usopp saw Caesar with his arms crossed with a sadistic smile. Usopp got into a regular standing position and just stared at the gas.

"Prepare to die you piece of shit." Said Caesar.

"Um, okay." Said Usopp walking past the gas.

"What! How did you pass my super cool and deadly attack?" asked Caesar.

"You do know it's going super slow right?" asked Usopp.

"No way. He passed my explosive gas attack like it was nothing. Is he god? No he's just a stupid fairy who got lucky. Yeah he's just lucky, no need to worry." Thought Caesar.

"Then you won't be able to avoid this attack! Poison Gas!" said Caesar releasing a purple gas at Usopp.

"Oi, are you an idiot?" asked Usopp avoiding Caesar's poison gas.

"No way! There's no way you dodged that too!" shouted Caesar in surprise.

"Yeah, I did." Said Usopp getting doubts about the Caesar guy.

Usopp looked behind him to see the red gas hit a tree and saw it explode a piece of bark off the tree. He also saw the purple gas pass the fairies and them just making a disgusted face in their sleep.

"This guy is not human. But whether or not he's human or something else, he won't be able to avoid my deadliest gas." said Caesar smiling.

"Hey look, I have more important things to do so… can you move out of my way." Said Usopp.

"You may have been lucky enough to dodge 2 of my deadly attacks but you won't be able to fend off my ultimate attack! All Killing Gas!" shouted Caesar shooting a rainbow gas at Usopp.

Usopp sighed and walked passed the gas.

"You avoided my most powerful attack… A-are you g-god?" said Caesar with fright in his voice.

"Well, I've kicked god's ass so… I guess I am." Said Usopp with a shrug.

"No wonder you avoided my attacks! I'm so foolish to think I could win against god!" shouted Caesar falling on his knees and covering his face.

"This guy is a total idiot… *sigh*" said Usopp before reaching into his bag.

Usopp took out a mask that was yellow with a sun design on it. He wore it.

"List your head." Commanded Usopp.

Caesar slowly lifted his head only to be greeted with the mask wearing Usopp.

"Ahhhhhh, god please spare me! I beg you! I won't ever do it again!" pleaded Caesar.

"You have angered me. Now you must face your punishment." Said Usopp in a wimpy but commanding voice.

"No please! I'll do anything please just spare me!" pleaded Caesar.

Usopp took out his slingshot and loaded a fire bird star in it.

"I shall leave your punishment with the deadliest animal in the world." Said Usopp aiming his slingshot.

"No please, anything but sun bird!" shouted Caesar.

"He's afraid of the sun bird… Well that makes things easier." Thought Usopp.

"Yes, it is the sun bird." Answered Usopp.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" shouted Caesar.

"FireBird Star!" shouted Usopp as he shot the red pellet that transformed into a fire bird.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" shouted Caesar again before he got tackled by the fire bird.

Usopp looked down at Caesar and shrugged.

"Okay he's taken care of, time to help Zero." Said Usopp running towards Zero and Figi.

End of Flashback

"Yeah Caesar's an idiot." Said Zero.

"I know!" shouted Usopp.

"Why did you call yourself the Fairy Sniper?" asked Zero.

"Huh?" replied Usopp cocking his head to the side.

"When you defeated me on the cliff... You called yourself the Fairy Sniper, but then you called yourself Captain Usopp when we were fighting Black Wings." explained Zero.

"Well you were the fist person I defeated with a magical weapon. And I am part of a magic using guild. And I am a sniper so that's why I called myself that." explained Usopp.

"That doesn't answer my other question." said Zero.

"I was panicking and I resorted to my old lies that I'm used to." explained Usopp.

"You know lying is a bad habit right." said Zero.

"How else am I supposed to protect my self!?" shouted Usopp.

"You can snipe right?" asked Zero.

"Yeah!" answered Usopp.

"You have a weapon and ammo right?" asked Zero.

"Um, yeah." answered Usopp.

"You use your sniping skills with your weapon to protect yourself." said Zero.

"But there are some people that are monsters!" shouted Usopp.

"Yeah, yeah." replied Zero.

"So how did your sword turn navy blue?" asked Usopp.

"Armament Haki." answered Zero.

"What's Armament Haki?" asked Usopp.

"A special power that everyone has." said Zero.

"What does it do?" asked Usopp.

"It acts as unbreakable armor." answered Zero.

"Really! Armament Haki!" shouted Usopp as he held out his arm.

"First, you're stupid. Second, you say Armament Hardening. And Third, you have to train to unlock Haki." said Zero.

"I'm not stupid! And can you help train me to unlock Haki?" asked Usopp.

"Sure, but its going to rough." said Zero.

"It can't be that rough if you've already mastered it." said Usopp.

"I didn't master it but I can help you unlock your Haki though." said Zero.

"Then how did you use haki?" asked Usopp.

"I got lucky." answered Zero.

"Of course." commented Usopp.

"So you want to keep walking now?" asked Zero.

"Um, no." answered Usopp.

"Oh come on, it's not even that hot!" complained Zero.

"Hey it's not my fault my body doesn't want to move!" defended Usopp.

"That doesn't make sense!" shouted Zero.

"Yes it does." Said Usopp.

"You're stupid!" shouted Zero.

"No I'm not!" said Usopp.

"Listen, I'm not going to stay here for however long you have to rest! So I'm leaving you're on your god damn own!" shouted Zero as he got up and started walking.

"Wait!" shouted Usopp jogging over to Zero.

"You are a lazy ass pirate you know that." Said Zero.

"And I'm not a slave who thinks he doing justice!" shouted Usopp.

"What did you say you dirty pirate!" shouted Zero.

"Face it! The World Government is just using you guys as tools! If you die, they don't care! All you're doing is taking away people's freedom!" shouted Usopp.

"Well at least we die in honor. And we imprison people like you who have caused grief and death to innocent people!" shouted Zero glaring at Usopp.

"Well you guys are so focused on catching us that you end up hurting more people than us!" shouted Usopp.

"Well, errr." Started Zero.

"You guys are hiring pirates that have no intension of following your rules! You guys are killing mothers who you think might be the wife of some infamous pirate. So what if the baby of an infamous pirate is born! They didn't do anything, they just want to live! And also you guys are imprisoning people who just want adventure too! And also, you know what… We have saved the East Blue from being destroyed or taken over twice! We have saved a country! We took down a guy who abused his power. We have done all these things that you guys haven't even tried to handle! So tell me, Are you guys really the good guys?" rambled Usopp.

"Shut up you dirty, stealing, killing pirate! You don't understand the pain and fear that you strike in innocent people! So stop saying things about us, when you don't understand shit!" shouted Zero.

"Err, Explosive Star!" shouted Usopp as he shot a pellet at Zero.

Zero got hit and got knocked off his feet.

"You pirates always try to solve things with violence." Said Zero grabbing his sword.

"You guys are no different." Said Usopp.

"Smoke Star!" shouted Usopp.

"Magma Tornado!" shouted Zero melting the pellet before it exploded.

"I' m going to capture you and imprison you, you shitty pirate!" shouted Zero getting into a fighting stance.

"Yeah, try and catch me if you can." Said Usopp aiming his slingshot at Usopp.

"FireBird-… Magma-" started Usopp and Zero.

"Natsu eat the fire bird I'll stop the magma spell." Commanded a stern female voice.

"Right." Agreed Natsu.

"Adamant Armor (Not sure if it's called that, but it's the one with the two giant shield things that fended off against Jupiter)" said a certain red head.

"Star… Slash!" shouted Usopp and Zero.

*slurp* *Clank*.

"You guys fighting without me?" asked Natsu.

"Huh." Said Usopp.

"The hell!" shouted Zero.

"Natsu, Erza… What are you guys doing here?" asked Usopp.

"We were looking for you guys." Answered Natsu.

"Why were you looking for us?" asked Zero.

"Well you are in the middle of a forest." Answered Erza turning back into her original armor.

"Well yeah." Said Zero putting away his sword. (I forgot to mention that Zero has a sword pouch thing on his back).

Usopp put his slingshot away and asked if they would take them back to the guild. Natsu answered him a yeah with a face that said "You're stupid." Natsu and Erza lead Usopp and Zero who had not looked or spoken to each other the whole time.

"So, what were you guys arguing about?" asked Natsu.

"Um, nothing." Answered Usopp.

"How can you argue about nothing?" asked Natsu miraculously thinking.

"We were arguing about who's weapon was better." Lied Zero.

"Oh, okay." Responded Natsu smiling like a dork.

"I still can't get over the fact that this guy is exactly like Luffy." Thought Usopp eyeing Natsu.

"So do you guys know why you were on the ground suffering?" asked Usopp.

"Well master made a guess that they created a beam of highly concentrated anti-magic particles that basically takes away people's magic." Answered Erza.

"But why were you guys suffering if it just takes away your magic?" asked Usopp.

"Our magic is our life." Answered Erza.

"Oh, but how come you guys were able to use your magic at that last moment?" Asked Usopp.

"The gravity magic that Black's Wings master uses probably forced the anti-magic particles away from us." Guessed Erza.

"How were you guys able to stand up though?" asked Usopp.

"His magic was weak, it didn't take that much effort." Answered Erza.

"You guys are monsters." Commented Usopp.

"I'm a dragon slayer, not a monster." Said Natsu.

At Fairy Tail

"We're back!" shouted Natsu.

"No one cares." Answered Gray.

"What'd you say ice striper!" shouted Natsu getting in Gray's face.

"Get out of my face Flame brain." Said Gray shoving Natsu back.

"You piece of- Fire Dragon's Roar!" shouted Natsu as a stream of fire left Natsu's mouth.

"Ice-Make Lance!" shouted Gray as he shot several ice lances at Natsu.

Their attacks collided and they fought, which got the whole guild fighting until Makarov stopped them.

"Stop fighting brats! We have to thank Usopp and Zero for fighting a whole dark guild by themselves." Shouted Makarov.

"I could've done that." Said Natsu pouting.

"Hey, they saved our lives." Said Lucy.

"So as thanks let's celebrate! (Hey, Fairy Tail is all about partying. You can't deny that.)" announced Makarov.

"Yeah!" shouted the fairies.

In seconds food and beer were out. There was fighting, laughing, drinking, eating, and of course partying. Zero went off to do his own thing while Usopp was greeted by Makarov.

"Usopp." Called Makarov.

"Huh, oh old man. Watch' a need." Answered Usopp.

"I just wanted to thank you for saving us." Answered Makarov.

"Oh, it wasn't that hard." Said Usopp with a confident smile.

"I imagine it wasn't. So as a gift here take this." Said Makarov handing Usopp a new slingshot.

"Thanks." Said Usopp looking at it.

"I noticed that your slingshot was defused of magic so I decided to give you a new magic one." Said Makarov.

"Thanks, but does it have the same magic as the last one?" asked Usopp.

"Yes, it does." Answered Makarov.

"Okay." Said Usopp putting a firebird pellet in his new slingshot before firing it.

Makarov walked away to talk to Zero. Usopp hit Natsu and Gray. They got pissed and chased Usopp who ran like hell. This caused the whole guild to fight again. Then Erza joined the fight because her cake got smashed. This continued until the whole guild fell asleep miraculously. The black Wing's members also got imprisoned a couple hours ago too.

Somewhere far away from Magnolia

"I have to hurry…" said an unknown boy.

"I have to hurry to Fairy Tail." Said the unknown boy.

Hey guys so this is the final chapter of this shitty ark, finally! Also sorry if this chapter was random, I got lazy. So anyway the next ark is actually going to introduce another OC that WILL NOT be joining Fairy Tail. So thanks for reading and see you guys later!