REWRITTWEN SOME PARTS

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11. My clothes are clean!

Like any young boy, Sasuke's days were spent as a child frolicking about in the wilds of his clan compounds, playing trivial games, rolling in the mud, and building on his skills as a budding shinobi. With a tempered smile, his mother would shake her head, mumbling on her breathe before sending him off. Sasuke would only smile, laughing at his mother's angry expression when she caught sight of the grass stains and muddy spots on his clothes.

So when she passed away, learning to wash his clothes were a trial and error process for Sasuke whom up to this day barely grasp the function of doing his laundry.

'It's time do this," Sasuke cautiously sniffed his remaining two pairs of clean underwear. He gagged at the first, concluding that the second smelled like a bed of roses compared. "Thank Kami no one's living with Me.", wiggling up in boxer shorts.

"Now it's unto the clothes…and perfume as well."

Cue the stink fumes.

"Lots of it."

12. I'm not that type of guy.

"Sasuke-kun, LOOK! Over here!"

"Sasuke-kun my love, here! Here!''

"Sasuke darling you smell like a bed of roses!"

"Sasuke-kun, can't you see you're the only one for me.'' Screamed the various girls with hearts in their eyes, the hands locked together placed at their chest. Dreamy expressions adorn the faces of the girls. Their only thought was the various fantasies of Sasuke being their husband adoring them with love, power and a luxurious lifestyle.

The scowl on Sasuke's face deepened immensely, 'Shallow harpies," he thought glowering in his walk towards the academy. He clenched his fist harder, digging into his skin. "I'm not that type of guy," He said, for moment his face softened remembering the warm look of love that excluded from every pore of his mother. He sighed, "I'm just not.''

13. Universe, she's not my wife.

Hell, he was now convince existed on the planes of that earth, because no man should suffer the tireless and painful harping of two vicious monsters going back and forth, being stuck in the middle. And to think he just tried to sit down. He was stuck in the middle of the class with these demons. Somebody help him. Wait he was an Uchiha, Uchihas don't ask for help.

"Lay off Ino-buta can't you see your annoying Sasuke-kun?'' yelled Sakura, her pink hair flaying wildly curling her hands into a fist. Grabbing Sasuke's stray arm, she glared at her rival. Ino huffed from her position besides the young rookie, before hooking her arms around Sasuke and leveling Sakura with a glare of her own.

"Me lay off of Sasuke-kun, I should being saying that to you forehead!" Ino rebutted. Lightning flew between them, sizzling with ferocity and poor, poor Sasuke was stuck between two girls wondering when it would end. Struggling from their grip, Sasuke was surprised that he couldn't break free. 'Damn filthy she-beasts.'

It's not like his future wife would just bounce, floundering into the classroom or something.

"GOOD MORNING, SAKURA-CHAN!" yelled Naruto greeting Sakura, whose gripped on Sasuke slipped enough for him to break free. Her attention now turn to Naruto "Shut up you idiot can't you see how annoying you are?'' she screamed, her hands by her hip laying the girl with a menacing scowl.

Sasuke's eyes immediately bulged, Universe please for the love of his dead mother's corpse take that back!

"But Sakura-chan…..''

"No buts idiot, for the last time I'm not going out with you!''

"But…"

"NO! DAMMINT!" she screamed stomping her feet on the ground." I'm sick and tired of you asking me out, I don't want to date you, I don't like you. You're nothing but a filthy loser who will amount to nothing, so lay off. Just stay away from me! I will never ever LIKE YOU!'' She ended her scathing rant with two stomps of her feet.

Silence descended like the plague in the small academy classroom, even Sasuke watched with a look of shock on his face; admitting quietly to himself that despite Naruto's annoying nature, that rant was unneeded. Even Ino, stared at her rival with an appalled expression, taken aback at the viciousness excluding from the rant. But what shocked the class more was the expression on Naruto's face. They expected tears, or even a look of hurt, but that the got was the cold, angry expression, her blue eyes completely blank.

''You know what Sakura-chan, you're right I don't want to date you at all." Naruto said folding her arms eyeing the pink girl with disdain; once again the class was in a shock. "I'm only 10 you idiot, why the hell would I want to date you and news flash sweetheart, even the guy you like wouldn't want to date you.'' Naruto finished with a sassy, exaggerated snap of her fingers. Before she hmphed and found her place right next to Shino.

It was now at this moment, Naruto's feelings for Sakura turned into pure contempt.

14. That was a sad sight to witness.

You ever watched a movie about a pair of best friends; one was a regular human being and the other a dog. Where the boy or girl was always a lost lonely orphan, filled with nothing but hate for the world but then the dog came bouncing into their life provided a ray of sunshine, at first they hated the dog due to its annoying tendencies and then they grew to love it in spite of it. Fast forward later, a cliché villain, a big adventure and a sad scene or two then they bonded for life. Then the dog struts off into the sunset.

Well if you never did, let Sasuke tell you about how he got front row ticks to the greatest comedy karma ever. Sakura being that lonely human and Naruto being that idiotic hyper- active loveable dog. It has been a full two days, since Sakura's vicious beat down of words and Naruto's own sarcastic rebuttal. And boy let him say Karma was absolutely delicious.

(Unlike the weird unrealistic friendship movies, the contempt, disgust and hatred remained.)

It was quite the sight to witness where instead of Naruto showing Sakura with love and affection she was treated to the same type behavior he got. Here's a perfect example.

"Out of my way Naruto-baka!''

"Fuck off you screeching, big ass forehead harpy!" Naruto twirled facing Sakura, both nose to nose. One could obviously see Sakura faltering never receiving such a treatment from one who was so in love with her.

"Why you-

"Why I oughta what? Huh,'' said Naruto leaning back and regaling Sakura with an arched brow. Silence descending between the pair. Naruto smirked." Face it bubble-gum reject, I ain't taking shit from you no more, dattebayo!"

"I could still-

"Do nothing or you could what?" cue the sarcastic quip" Yell at me for being stupid, when what you're clearly chasing a guy who rather eat his own shit and vomit than spend time with you!"

"Oh snap." Said Kiba, eyes bulging from his sockets. Even Chouji chips dropped from his hands, Shikamaru awoke from slumber taking in pleasure in Sakura being put in her place. Cruel as it was she had it coming.

"What's going on in here?'' asked Iruka entering the classroom, Sakura seeing her chance at victory, pointed towards Naruto who stood next to her with a bored expression "Naruto here is bullying me and saying such mean things," she said her lips, tears building at corner of her eyes. 'That will teach the loser!'' scream Inner- Sakura giving a thumbs up.

"Really now, "Naruto sighed clearly expressing disappointment. "I expected better, you know what Iruka-sensei give me my detention or something, fucking harpy."

See comedy Karma gold. Harpy, such a befitting nick name. What made the situation entirely more hilarious was when Naruto plopped down in the seat adjacent to Sasuke, blowing Sakura mocking kisses while Sakura was at the bottom of stairs brewing in anger.

He was taken back when Naruto blew him a kiss and winked at him an infectious grin playing on her face. Let's make it clear universe he wasn't blushing.

15. Stop teasing me!

"How cute, "drawled the voice of Kazu. A clear picture of amusement painted his face, taking in the sight of the young Sasuke quivering under the sheets of one of the cots in infirmary. "Hiding from your fans?" he asked chuckling at the glare he received.

"Hn. I'm not scared of them."

"I never said so," he said still laughing. Sasuke clenched his fist, the bastard nurse was clearly making fun of him. "You know Naruto talks about you a lot."

"What?" his eyebrows rose in comical levels, why the dobe would be talk about him, he thought trying to calm the down the growing blush on his face. All she does is curse his name every time they're in the same vicinity. "Wow," Sasuke yelped backing away in a hurry as Kazu got right up and personal in his face.

"Why did you do that?" he asked to trying to maintain his calm façade. With a supposed clueless look on his Kazu answered.'' Just trying to see what Naruto's says is true,'' he paused adopting a thinking position. His eyes roamed Sasuke figure up and down invoking feelings of nervousness in the boy. He blushed slightly he didn't care what that class reject thought about him.

"She's right you are a pretty boy." He smirked. ''with a pretty face and an irresistible presence. I mean she even yaps about your handsome body all the time.''

"S-she thinks I-I'm p-pretty," he stuttered his previous assessment of Naruto thrown out the window ,'' but she hates me, she curses me all the time!" he yelled denying his claims." she told me herself that she'll rip my tongue straight though my ass! No normal girl talks like that!"

"Loves comes in different forms you know," said Kazu chewing on a piece of chocolate. Where he get that from? "I mean ignoring her nasty tongue, vicious temper, inexcusable manners and horrible tact she's still a girl you know. There are some things a girl can appreciate in a man." He finished popping another piece of chocolate in his mouth.

"I don't believe you." He said in denial making crossing motions with his hands. He was so caught up in his head he missed Naruto entering the room carrying a bento in her hand.

Naruto raised an eyebrow staring at Sasuke's bizarre behavior. 'What a stinking weirdo.' She thought gawking at Sasuke who was busy talking to himself; it was even more disturbing was the blushing and combination mad, chaotic laughter. She scowled and to think girls her age was 'in love' with this screwball.

"Here," she said shoving the bento box in the nurse's hands. He smile slightly at the girl, who was blushing so fiercely in embarrassment, her arms folded in a defiant manner refusing to meet his eyes" It's a thank you gift, stuff like that." He smirked as she scurried out his office. 'To be young and in love.'

He sweat dropped glancing back at Sasuke who was still caught up in denial. 'And to be stupid,'' he sighed as the mutterings of oddball child increase louder ''very stupid.''

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