Chapter 4: Return of K. Rool's Robot

(At K. Rool's Kremling Factory)

Donkey Kong, Link, Diddy Kong, Aryll, and Dixie Kong arrived at the Kremling Factory, but there was this huge robotic version of King K. Rool instead of a building there this time.

Diddy Kong- They rebuilt that thing? Thought K. Rool would've scrapped the idea after how badly we scrapped it after K. Rool tried to distract us by stealing the Golden Bananas.

Aryll- You know what that thing is?

Donkey Kong- Sort of. K. Rool tried to destroy Kongo Jungle with that machine, but his former worker, Snide, helped us decipher the blueprints so we could shut it down from the inside.

Suddenly, the big machine began to move.

Link- I think it's become active again!

Dixie Kong- How is that possible? Its systems were shut down permanently by Snide after Donkey Kong pulled the plug on its energy source.

Donkey Kong- I think it's obvious. K. Rool is using the Crystal Coconut to reactivate it. We better get on board and fast!

Link grabbed hold of both Diddy and Dixie Kong as he pulled out his clawshot, hooked it to part of the large machine, and used his clawshot to reel himself, Diddy Kong, and Dixie Kong onto the large machine. Aryll took hold of Donkey Kong and used Farore's Wind to teleport herself and Donkey Kong onboard.

(Inside the giant King K. Rool robot)

King K. Rool had placed the Crystal Coconut in the machine's system and had it power the whole machine.

General Klump- You sure reactivating this machine was a good idea? It did suffer heavy damages during the N64 era.

King K. Rool- As long as idiots like you don't crash it into another rock, we should be fine.

Then a sword beam almost hits them from behind. When K. Rool, General Klump, and Krusha turned around, they see Donkey Kong and Link standing behind them. Link was pointing his Master Sword at them, indicating he shot the sword beam at them.

Donkey Kong- But what about stowaways, dumbass?

King K. Rool- Klump, Krusha, you told me they would be too busy even notice the Crystal Coconut going missing. So why is it that I see Donkey Kong and that swordsman here?!

General Klump- Not to worry, sir! Krusha and I will dispose of them pronto!

Before General Klump or Krusha could attack Link or Donkey Kong, a wall made of magic energy appeared as Krusha and Kump ran into it.

General Klump- Hey, where'd this come from?

Krusha- Uhh…maybe from one of them?

General Klump looked towards where Krusha was pointing and saw Aryll standing to the far left of them using Hylia's magic. Standing next to Aryll were Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong.

General Klump- Who's that blond bitch Diddy and Dixie are with?

Link- Watch what you say, asshole! That's my sister you're talking about!

Diddy Kong- We can handle Tweddle-Dee and Tweddle-Dumb. Just get the Crystal Coconut back from K. Rool.

Krusha- Now that I see it, she is kind of cute, like that bird lady in that desert town where the genie girl lives.

General Klump- Let's just get these weaklings out of the way so we can deal with DK and Link!

Aryll- You should watch who you call weak!

Then Aryll casted Din's Fire and it exploded in General Klump's face before he collapsed to the ground.

Aryll- I happen to wield the magic of an A Ranked goddess!

General Klump- …ouch…

Krusha- On second thought, I think I prefer the bird lady!

King K. Rool- Fine, I prefer to be the one to dispose of you personally, Donkey Kong. I'll take out that swordsman as well.

King K. Rool put his boxing gloves on and moved towards Donkey Kong and Link.

King K. Rool- And don't think that just because you have that magic sword of yours will guarantee you beating me like that.

King K. Rool swung his fist at Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong blocked with his Monkey Punch and the two punches knocked each other back a bit. Link swung the Master Sword at K. Rool from the right, but King K. Rool managed to dodge. Then K. Rool grabbed his crown and threw it at Link. Link used his shield to block, but then K. Rool tried to punch Link after he had blocked the crown throw. Link did a backwards flip to dodge. Little did like notice, the two plants him and Donkey Kong had gathered fell out of his pockets and it looked like a shadow was reaching out for them from the floor. King K. Rool caught his crown, but before he could put it back on his head, Donkey Kong jumped on it and left a very large lump on his head.

King K. Rool- Why you ****ing…

Donkey Kong and King K. Rool swung their fists at each other and got each other in arms lock. Meanwhile, Link charged his Master Sword and fired a sword beam. Link shot the sword beam at K. Rool, but he ducked before it could hit him. Luckily, King K. Rool was not who Link was aiming for. The sword beam hit the Crystal Coconut and knock it out of the engine for the large machine, causing the engine to blow up.

King K. Rool- You ****ing fool! Do you realize what you've just done?! Now this place is going to fall apart again!

Suddenly, a large piece of the robotic version of King K. Rool fell from the ceiling and landed on K. Rool's head.

King K. Rool- ****…you…both…

King K. Rool passed out onto the floor while Donkey Kong caught the Crystal Coconut before it could hit the ground. Then Donkey Kong and Link heard an explosion coming from behind him. When they turned around, they saw General Klump and Krusha lying on the ground while covered in soot.

Dixie Kong- Diddy…I think just one orange grenade would've been enough…

Aryll- I didn't even know oranges could do something like that…

Diddy Kong- Well, oranges happen to be very powerful citruses.

Just as it seemed like they had just won, Link felt around his tunic and noticed something was missing.

Link- Hey, what happened to the plants we've gathered?!

Then Donkey Kong, Link, Diddy Kong, Aryll, and Dixie Kong saw a shadow emerging from the floor until it took the form of Ganondorf.

Link- Ganondorf!

Ganondorf- You heroes really should keep a better grip your valuables. That big ape lost…uh…whatever that is…and I took advantage of that situation to grab these!

Then Ganondorf reveals he had stolen the two plants.

Aryll- The plants!

Ganondorf- I really should be thanking you. You've helped me find two plants to add to the two I've already gathered. Now I just need to find one more. I'll be seeing you retards later!

Then Ganondorf teleports out of the area before Donkey Kong could grab him.

Link- This isn't good. Ganondorf has four out of the five rare plants. If he gets that last one, we're done for!

Suddenly, Aryll noticed something strange going on with the Crystal Coconut.

Aryll- DK, I think the Crystal Coconut is trying to tell us something.

Donkey Kong looked at the Crystal Coconut and saw the last plant in its reflection. Then the reflection showed the plant was planted at some kind of volcano.

Donkey Kong- Hey, I think I know that volcano…oh shit…

Link- What's wrong?

Donkey Kong- Like I said before, I think I know that volcano…