[Note: The point of view in this story jumps around a lot. There will be some sections in first-person from Rinnosuke's perspective followed by third-person omniscient narration of what other characters think and feel. Just keep in mind that any narration that uses first-person is Rinnosuke.]

Half a year had passed since I began construction. On the 185th day I was finally nearing completion. The only thing left to do was apply the final outer panels.

Rinnosuke "Just need to connect this..."

The final construction task was completed with a click.

Rinnosuke "Alright, that's it."

I couldn't help but smile at finishing my work.

Keine "All done, Rinnosuke?"

Keine was standing off to the side.

Rinnosuke "Yep, it's finished."

Ran "Not yet."

Ran walked forward and held something towards me. It was a single wooden plank.

Rinnosuke "What's this?"

Ran "It's a nameplate. It goes near the entrance and lists the name of the residents. It lets anyone see with a glance that this house belongs to us."

The board already had writing on it. It was only the two kanji characters for Morichika.

Rinnosuke "Huh? But there isn't room to list everyone else on here. Even if we used the back we'd only fit four or five..."

Ran "There's no need to do that. We're all married to you, so your name is now our name. Just having Morichika is enough."

Rinnosuke "Oh, I see..."

Keine "Let's just get it put up."

She lightly pushed me in the back.

Rinnosuke "Okay, okay."

I walked to the entryway, which was quite wide to accomodate the many residents the house would have, and drove a nail through the nameplate and into the wall just off to the side. This was truly the final task of building the house.

Rinnosuke "We'll really be finished now."

I tugged at the edges of the nameplate to make sure it was securely held to the wall.

Our new home was finally complete.

Ran "I'll let everyone know."

Ran held out a hand and flicked her fingers upward, sending a pellet streaking into the sky. She snapped her fingers and the pellet exploded to create a beautiful flower of light.

It was a firework that at once celebrated the completion of the house and also served as an announcement to the others that the construction had been completed. And the girls of course took notice.

Seija "So it's finally finished."

Yamame "Ah, a firework."

Kasen "It's about time."

My wives.

The first ones to learn of the house's completion, aside from Ran and Keine, were the three closest: Seija, Yamame, and Kasen. Yamame was skilled at building things, and Kasen was quite strong, so the two of them had helped out - but Seija had never once helped us, instead staying in the trees nearby and teasing us. But considering the baby that Seija carried it made sense. She wasn't a particularly strong girl in the first place, and giving birth had taken a lot out of her. Not to mention that she had a baby to take care of, so there was no way they could risk her getting hurt and being unable to care for the child. I knew all too well that a mother was irreplaceable. I didn't want to take my child's mother away for even a moment.

Though I must admit that I wish she would stop heckling us so much. I'm worried her child will pick up that bad habit.

Ran's firework alerted the more distant wives as well.

Akyuu "Seems they're done."

Kosuzu "Let's head over there, Akyuu."

Akyuu and Kosuzu were over in the human village.

Kagerou "Hurry up, Sekibanki."

Sekibanki "I know, I know, stop pulling on me."

Kagerou and Sekibanki were in the Bamboo Forest of the Lost.

Yuuka "At last."

Yuuka was in the Garden of the Sun.

Chen "Look, they launched the firework."

Alice "Yeah, I see it."

Chen and Alice were in the Forest of Magic.

Tokiko "Guess I'll be closing the store early today."

Tokiko was watching over the Kourindou.

Yuugi "Let's go, Mitori!"

Mitori "...Yeah."

Unable to see the firework from the Underworld, Yuugi was informed by Suika and went to Mitori to pass on the message.

Everyone began to move towards the house after learning of its completion. Several had given birth like Seija or had large, pregnant bellies like Keine.

Suika "Seeing everyone together in one place really has an impact, huh..."

Nitori "Y-Yeah, it really does, Suika-sama."

Suika was perched atop the roof of the house. She was looking down at the array of beings that gathered at the entrance of the house.

A were-hakutaku;

the sage's shikigami, a nine-tailed fox;

the nine-tailed fox's own shikigami, a nekomata;

the amanojaku that plotted to overthrow the order of Gensoukyou;

one of the Big Four of the Mountain, a powerful one-horned oni;

another of the Big Four of the Mountain, and another oni, though this one's main strength was her ability to nag;

the Flower Master who was one of the most powerful youkai around;

the Doll Master who was skilled at everything from combat to household chores and looked beautiful as well;

a Tsuchigumo that could control disease, but who was apparently not immune to the sickness called love;

the half sister of Nitori whose life was filled with such struggle that it was impossible to not sympathize with her, the half Red Kappa;

the Rokurokubi who could get along with human and youkai alike;

the man-eating Werewolf that loves humans but also doesn't love them;

Suika had never seen such a gathering of different youkai in a single place in Gensoukyou before. There was so much magical energy gathered together in one place that it was almost inevitable that something would happen. If they all worked together not even an oni like Suika would be able to stop them. Reimu could handle any of them on their own, but all at once...

She also couldn't help but feel some pity for the two human girls that were down amidst the others. The 9th head of Hieda and the single daughter of Suzunaan. They were both remarkably talented for humans, but compared to the youkai around them they were like leaves caught in a maelstrom. They could be swallowed whole at any time.

Of course that would only happen if the two had a fight with the others. The girls down below knew each other, and even if they did not someone would be able to step in as an intermediary. Regardless of their individual pasts they were gathered together here as equals and would be seeing each other daily from now on.

But one member of the group drew Suika's gaze.

Suika "..."

The girl who had become a recognized figure at the Kourindou, who had two wings on her back and one on her head. She had the same love of books as me and the same exuberance as Keine. You wouldn't believe it by looking at her petite frame, but she could consume two to five times as much as an adult with ease. Forty onigiri, thirty rice bowls, or four hundred refills of soba noodles. Just where did she put it all? It was truly a mystery.

Speaking of mysteries, she was full of them. She didn't remember anything from the time before I found her, and neither the Hieda records nor the Tengu - both of whom had been watching over Gensoukyou and recording history for ages - had anything that hinted at her origins.

Because of that mystery there was a certain feeling of discomfort when around her. The one who felt this most strongly wasn't Suika, but rather another oni - Yuugi. Yuugi had gone to the Kourindou to arm wrestle on Setsubun - the last day of winter - and had squared off against the girl. Tokiko's arms were thin and frail to the point it seemed she might snap if Yuugi applied too much force. Considering that Yuugi was one of the Big Four of the Mountain by merit of her incredible strength it was clear to anyone watching that Tokiko was going to lose soundly.

The result of the match was, as expected, that Yuugi won.

Following the match they took a break and Tokiko began to binge eat ehomaki sushi.

Yuugi had won cleanly, but sweat had broken out across her brow. Immediately after the start of their match neither of their arms had moved. Yuugi's arm had wavered slightly at the force of Tokiko's best effort. Their arms tilted in Tokiko's favor before stopping and slowly returning to the start position. Then their arms began to tilt in Yuugi's favor. Tokiko struggled to stop her, but in the end her arm went down as she lost. It was the result that everyone had anticipated.

But it was not what Yuugi had expected at all.

She told the other oni on the way home. While everyone at the Kourindou had thought her struggle against Tokiko was just an act, the truth is that it had been real. It was likely that Yuugi had just been caught off guard and exaggerating a bit. I knew that Tokiko had strength, but even taking that into account there was no way she could compete with Yuugi.

In the end Yuugi had won, but to have struggled for even a moment in a battle of strength, to have broken a sweat and felt her arm having difficulty - it was shameful.

No matter how long one lived in Gensoukyou there would still be mysteries. Many beings hid themselves and their powers. There was no telling what Tokiko was, but it was clear to Yuugi that she had enough power to go toe-to-toe with her.

And that Tokiko had joined Yuugi in marrying me. They were equals in our household, but I had the feeling that Yuugi might feel uncomfortable about Tokiko and not understanding how their abilities measured up against each other.

Yuugi "So this is the home we'll all be living in from now on~"

Tokiko "It's huge! So much space!"

Or perhaps that was just a misunderstanding on the part of myself and Suika. Perhaps for Yuugi it was actually a happy thing to find someone similar in strength, even if the other girl was of an unknown species.

Yamame "Okay, since we're all here now, let's go into our new home!"

Everyone "Yeah!"

Suika "Oh, here they come."

At Yamame's signal we all entered the house.

To sum up the house Nitori, Suika, and I had built in a single word, the most appropriate would be: big. Or in two words: Very big. It was so large that it may as well be called a mansion instead of a house. We had debated over whether or not to make it western-styled like the Scarlet Devil Mansion or Japanese-styled like Saigyouji, but in the end we'd gone with Japanese-style to make the best use of the wide area of land we had.

Saigyouji served as the model for the design. Personally I would have liked the large halls and libraries that a western-style building could feature, but more than half of the girls said they wouldn't feel comfortable in such a house. As a result we went for a Japanese-style.

However we ran into several problems during construction.

First was splitting up the rooms. Considering how many people would be sleeping in the house, the number of bedrooms would obviously be quite high. While we may be married, I assumed everyone would want their privacy, so I had suggested we all have our own rooms. However the reply to that suggestion was that it would feel like we were roommates instead of man and...wives. The alternative to that would be for everyone to sleep in the same room, which would require a room of gargantuan proportions.

Yuugi "Even if we are married, why not sleep separately?"

Yuugi's simple question somehow settled the matter and we ended up doing separate bedrooms after all. If anyone wanted to sleep together they could just go to the same room. None of the rooms were designated prior to being built. Everyone would just have to decide what room they wanted after the house was finished. I'll let you imagine the outside appearance of the house for yourself - but suffice to say it is large. Even I think it's too big, and I'm the one that built it.

Of course it still was no match for the Scarlet Devil Mansion in terms of the number of rooms.

Yuugi "Ooh, this is nice."

I'd created a place for drinking at Yuugi's request. The sliding door entryway was descorated with hanging paper lanterns and a short curtain. The inside had wooden chairs and tablets, as well as a menu on the back wall. Yakitori, oden, boiled tofu, ramen, sashimi, and all the other staples of a Japanese izakaya bar were listed. There were of course counter seats as well and the kitchen was visible from inside the room. A life-size Shanghai doll was busy working inside.

Ran "This is pretty good."

At Ran's request I had made a second drinking room, but was styled after a western bar instead of a Japanese izakaya. The inside of this room was dim and quiet - the opposite atmosphere of the other room. But it made sense that someone like Ran would prefer a more relaxed and peaceful atmosphere for drinking. Personally I think I'd prefer to sip a drink while listening to jazz in this bar rather than struggle to hear anything in the noise and bustle of the izakaya. The menu here included wine and the food options were more dressed up and elegant. Instead of an apron-wearing Shanghai doll, the manager of this bar wore a black suit.

Yuugi and the others who preferred the izakaya atmosphere had balked at this bar.

Yuugi "Alcohol should be drunk with friends. Drinking in a dim quiet place like this would just make it taste bad."

Ran "Haa, no no... this is why you're called uncivilized. Drinking in a place such as this is about savoring high quality alcohol - it's the way an adult woman does her drinking."

Yuugi "What did you just say?"

The izakaya had many beers and sake varieties - mostly Japanese - while the bar focused more on western wines and cocktails. The foods offered at the bar were also not to Yuugi's liking. Cheeses, crackers, fish meunière, pasta, and other western foods made up the bulk of it.

Well, anyways, let's leave the drinking rooms and move on to the other requested areas.

Akyuu "It's so big!"

Kosuzu "You could fit a house in here!"

Tokiko "And there are so many books!"

I built a room for reading for the three book-lovers. I'd intended to have the room inside the house, but as it turns out we had so many books and scrolls that I had to make a separate building to fit it all. Our library room became a library building. Of course the building was connected to the rest of the house by a covered walkway, so it was still easy to access it at any time. Speaking of libraries makes one think of the library of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, but that library exists thanks to Sakuya's dimensional manipulation. In order to build a library of that size we'd need more land than the entire human village and a vast sum of funds and materials. We hardly needed something that big. We would need a third of that size at best. Akyuu and Tokiko seemed very satisfied with the library, and Akyuu also mentioned that it would be perfect for her work. Several Shanghai dolls moved through the shelves sorting and maintaining the library. If the girls gave permission visitors could even borrow books from them.

And of course we were well equipped to deal with Marisa. The area around the library was filled with cameras and sensors. If an intruder or Marisa tried to approach, the library would be alerted and an automatic defense system activated. The library was armed with flak cannons, rapid-fire guns, and lasers from the outside world. They could be controlled automatically or manually. Even if someone should make it into the library, an anti-magic field around the building would nullify most of their abilities. Any attempts to take a book without permission would result in the building trapping the person inside. If Marisa wanted a book she'd have to get permission, and if she kept it beyond the due date it would be teleported back to the library automatically.

Mitori "So this is my new workshop."

A room on the first floor would be where Mitori worked. Smaller tools and appliances were already set up in the room, but the larger ones had not yet been hauled over. She wouldn't be able to do all of her work yet, but smaller repairs and building projects shouldn't be a problem. I'll likely be working here as well, so I'll no doubt be seeing a lot of Mitori. The room was constructed to be tougher than the other rooms, and also had barriers in place to protect from any barrage incidents.

Kagerou "This is a soe-larr panel? From the outside?"

Sekibanki "It seems so."

Solar panels on the outside of the building provided electricity for the house. This building needed power, as did Mitori's workshop, and all of the lights in the bedrooms and hallways also worked because of the panels. If the panels couldn't provide energy we could switch to an alternate source or turn on emergency lights, but I wanted to avoid relying on other forms of electricity.

Yuuka "And this is my new field."

I placed a field for Yuuka behind the house. Somehow even after accomodating all of the requests from everyone we'd still had land left over. And quite a bit at that. Since I couldn't think of anything else to do with the land I decided to make it all a field for Yuuka as she'd requested. Considering the size of the house and the massive field left over Akyuu must really be something. The land as it was could hardly be used for crops, but Suika was kind enough to use her powers to till the land and water it until it became useable for farming. When Suika grew in size tilling a giant field like this was like playing in a sandbox.

Yuuka "This is really... well... maybe a bit too big..."

Yeah, I guess anyone would think that.

It was good to be finished, but I couldn't help but think we'd gone a bit overboard with it all. The field was fresh-made, but without equipment it wouldn't be useable for a while yet. And it's not like this field would be blessed with good weather like the Garden of the Sun. Not to mention the altitude wasn't great for flowers, and the area had tons of animals - particularly birds. Humans and youkai knew to fear Yuuka, and would therefore not mess with her field, but animals wouldn't know any better. Even fairies like Cirno, who weren't exactly the brightest, should be kept from playing tricks by the presence of Ran and the others.

It's currently fall, and therefore not a good time for growing much of anything, but hopefully come the spring Yuuka would be able to grow flowers and vegetables. Even if the weather and location weren't the best, with Yuuka it was unlikely anything was out of the question.

Yamame "Oh, there's a downstairs too?"

A basement had been built under the house. There was a root cellar for storing food, a game room for playing games from the outside world, a sports gym for exercising, and a dojo for martial arts training and sparring.

Yamame "It's a bit calming to have someplace underground for those of us who have been living away from the sun for so long."

Seija "Nobody should notice this stuff is missing."

Chen "Om nom nom"

Seija and Chen were already in the root cellar stealing snacks. Perhaps I shouldn't have built food storage down here.

Kasen "HEY! Stop that right now, you two!"

Well, they managed to anger Kasen right away. The Lecture Demon known as Kasen would no doubt lecture them for at least two hours for stealing snacks...

Kasen "You'd better have saved some for me."

No, that's not right. You're supposed to get onto them for eating our food reserves.

I sighed and gave them dried potatoes, persimmons, and meats.

In the game room there were small darts for throwing and a board with points displayed to use for the game. There was also a large table with holes, balls, and sticks for playing a game called billiards. But in sharp contrast to these games there were also games which were played on a television with controllers and games that used full body motion for dancing and singing. We'd covered a wide variety of genres.

Having been to a game center in the outside world before, Keine and Tokiko were already used to most of the games and could play them already. What I hadn't expected was Ran's skill at billiards. She got half the balls in with her first strike. She didn't miss a single time. She was also familiar with pool, carom, and snooker.

The gym was perfect for those with less physical strength like Akyuu. There were plenty of light weights and an indoor track for jogging when the weather was bad. This should stop anyone from become too sedentary.

The dojo was of course built to allow sparring. Unlike Akyuu and the others, those like Kasen and Yuugi would get no benefit from the gym weights. Their workouts would be done in the dojo, so it had been constructed larger and more sturdily. It looked to be made of simple wood, but it was actually the strongest wood in the Makai. It was so valuable that there was no way I could possibly have afforded it, but Alice's mother had sent it to us.

If she was willing to provide it for Alice's benefit, then I would make good use of it. The wood is supposedly twenty times stronger than diamond, and based on my calculations that meant it would tolerate three serious hits from Yuugi. Yuugi didn't usually go all out, so barring something happening the dojo should last indefinitely. Thanks to this material anyone would be able to work out freely without fear of breaking something. I'd actually rigged up a little something as well, but I'm waiting to reveal what it is later.

Alice "The kitchen is so large and beautiful."

And of course Alice took a liking to the kitchen. The kitchen too had been built to the highest standard. The sink was a beautiful stainless steel that would be difficult to damage or dirty. The water faucet had a lever for controlling water flow and could be moved to the right for cold water or to the left for hot water. I knew from Ran that working with water in the winter was quite painful due to the cold, so once I learned of this device existing in the outside world I got one immediately.

The stove uses propane gas. I had heard there was also something called "IH" in the outside world, but apparently it took time to get heated to the designated temperature and wasn't suited for certain types of pots, so I decided against it. Compared to that propane gas was useable immediately and didn't rely on electricity to function, which just made it all around more flexible and useful. I'd heard that having gas stoves in the outside world often helped a lot when earthquakes took down power lines.

Alice "What's this?"

Ran "It's a rice cooker. You wash rice and put it inside, then it cooks it for you."

Alice "And this?"

Keine "A kettle. It boils water. It's like a magical pot that boils water and keeps it at the temperature you set it to."

Alice "Wow, the outside world has so many convenient tools. What's this one?"

Ran "This is..."

Alice was quite excited by all of the things from the outside world. Not many of us could cook, but we could use this as an opportunity to learn. Luckily we have some people who were very skilled at teaching.

That covers most of the new house. There are still other rooms, but I'll no doubt have an opportunity to introduce them later. To be honest the house is just so big that detailing everything would be a pain.

Yuugi "This wine stuff isn't bad."

Ran "Right?"

Kasen "Won't it be nice to work such a large field?"

Yuuka "It's so large I won't be able to handle it on my own. I could really use help."

Yamame "Why don't you ask the Aki sisters? They've got nothing to do except in autumn."

Yuugi "What if Mitori made something to help? You can do that, right Mitori?"

Mitori "Eh? Well... I suppose I could."

It's now evening and we're having a banquet to celebrate the beginning of our new life.

We were in the large western-style living room. This room is wide and the roof high, making it perfect for everyone gathering together. A large table had been covered with foods prepared by Ran and the others who were skilled at cooking. The foods spanned the many regions of the outside world, from Japanese sushi and tempura, western fried chicken and roast beef, and chinese shark fin soup. The foods were all delicious and displayed the depths of the creators' culinary talents. Powerful Japanese sake and elegant wines from the outside world accompanied the foods. Everyone was eating and drinking while chatting amicably.

Yamame "I think I'll just start making some clothing. Spider's silk is tough and quite pliant as well."

Kagerou "Are you good at sewing and knitting, Yamame?"

Yamame "I've never done either, but Rinnosuke can teach me."

Rinnosuke "Hm? Sure, that'd be fine."

Alice "I'll be doing magic research as usual, as well as going into town from time to time to put on puppet shows."

Keine "And I'll still be teaching."

Ran "Don't overdo it, Keine."

Keine "I know."

Tokiko "No matter how many times I see Seija with her baby I can't get used to it."

Seija "Oh be quiet."

Kosuzu "She can make milk even with her breasts, huh."

Seija "Hey, you don't have any room to talk."

Akyuu "Let's rename Seija to Seibo. I'll make a note of it." (Seibo = "One's real mother")

Seija "Cut that out!"

Sekibanki "..." Pat, pat.

Ran "That seems a good idea."

The room was filled with the sounds of laughter and talking. So this is what a cheerful feast is like.

I'm married to everyone here (except Suika and Nitori), and they're all registered as my wives, but it still doesn't feel real. It was all still fresh, and we had all been split up during the construction of the house, so now that we were all together it just felt like a normal banquet.

It was an odd feeling.

I'd been drinking with everyone at least a few times, Keine and Tokiko had lived with me for a while, and Ran was something like a parent.

And now I was married to all of them and we were gathered here together. I wouldn't have been able to imagine this happening not too long ago. I couldn't hide my surprise.

Sanae "What's wrong, Rinnosuke-san? Is the food not to your liking?"

Sanae came to sit beside me.

Rinnosuke "No, it's not that."

Sanae "Oh good. I usually only make enough for Suwako-sama and Kanako-sama, so I was worried that I might have messed up while trying to make enough for everyone."

She placed a hand on her chest in relief.

But the most surprising thing had to do with Sanae. Sanae had been pregnant as well, and had already given birth. In fact she was the one who was first found to be pregnant.

In terms of what Eirin knew medically and biologically, it wasn't possible. It shouldn't have even been possible for Keine and the others, but Sanae in particular had ballooned as the wedding approached and had given birth the day after. And she gave birth to twin girls. They both had heterochromia, so their eyes didn't match, and they both had a sprig of unruly hair that turned upwards just like Sanae's.

Rinnosuke "I started to wonder if the children would grow up faster than normal as well, but I guess not."

I was looking at the babies Sanae held as I spoke.

Sanae "Is that a bad thing?"

Rinnosuke "No, to be honest I'm just relieved you didn't pop out a hundred babies like eggs from a frog."

Sanae "Not even Suwako-sama could have that many."

Rinnosuke "I guess so."

I took one of the babies from Sanae. I was going to hold her just as Sanae had, but it felt off.

It was my first time holding one of the babies. It was a bit like holding a stuffed animal, but also nothing like it. Warm, soft, and somehow strangely calming. My tiny little child was such a weak thing in a place like Gensoukyou. Forget about dealing with youkai, she couldn't even stand yet. That went for the other children that had already been born, as well as the babies still inside of Keine and the others.

Yuugi's child had oni blood, so it already had the strength of a human child. Seija's child took after her and loved pranks. Alice's child was already in love with playing with dolls. The babies had already become friends with each other.

Rinnosuke (Am I really cut out to be their father?)

There was no changing that the babies were defenseless. Their bones weren't even fully developed and they couldn't lift themselves up. Even a wild dog would be a danger to them.

Youki said that children would grow up on their own, but that required getting them to an age where they could function. Until then it would be on us to take care of them in every way.

But perhaps I don't need to be concerned.

Keine "Oi, Sanae, where are you sitting. The seat next to Rinnosuke is reserved for me."

Keine pointed at Sanae and yelled.

Sanae "Oh, is that so? Sorry."

Sanae moved out of the seat.

Keine "When you just do what I say it's somehow even more annoying."

Sanae "Oh? Is that so?"

Keine "That! That right there. It's like you think just because you gave birth first that you're the main wife. It really ticks me off."

Sanae "That's not true at all. Though it is true that I gave birth first. Ohohoho."

Keine "Ngh! Come on Rinnosuke! We're going to make more babies before Sanae does!"

She grabbed my collar and pulled me after her.

Rinnosuke "No, no, no, no, no... even if the sun wasn't still up, and even if everyone else wasn't here, you're in your final month of pregnancy. There's no way."

Ran "Keine, are you a rabbit in heat? Calm down."

Kasen "There are children present."

Yamame "Huh? I thought rabbits were always ready to mate?"

Alice "That would mean Ringo and Udonge are always ready to mate."

Ran "It was just a metaphor."

Yuugi "Does that mean Kagerou goes into heat?"

Kagerou "Not as much as a rabbit."

Akyuu "But in any event, a pregnant woman would not go into heat as it would have an effect on the baby if she did."

Keine "Then he can just use my butt!"

Sekibanki "Your butt?!"

Seija "Don't react to the word butt, you perverted Rokurokubi!"

Yuuka "Wait, isn't Keine the bigger pervert here?"

Kosuzu "Yeah, I thought the same thing."

Tokiko "Eh? Why? What did I miss?"

Kosuzu "You're better off not knowing."

Yuugi "She didn't just drink Rinnosuke's cum, she drank his urine too."

Chen "What's urine, Ran-sama?"

Ran "It's pee."

Tokiko & Chen "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!"

Mitori "Yeah, that's too much even for me."

Everyone "Agreed."

There's no telling what ups and downs we'll face as we all live our lives together, but I can tell one thing for sure...

Keine "What's the big deal? If it's the man you love it's normal to want to drink everything, be it saliva or pee!"

Everyone "NO IT'S NOT!"

This is the most dangerous and safest place in Gensoukyou.