I'm just gonna say it because I want to write this fast, I don't own Naruto, if I did, Sasuke would be a girl, Naruto would have a Harlem of Sakura, Sasuke(girl), Hinata, and Ino, and Naruto wouldn't have been treated like less than dirt in the series.

Talking

Thinking/reading

Jutsu/angry mobs/demons

Thinking out Jutsus

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Naruto, now armed with the manga he got this morning and his prank paint, headed to do his greatest prank!

"Heheh, time to see if I can do this without being caught this time!

Unfortunately, it seems not all things can change, as he soon after finishing his prank tied up, with Iruka-sensei giving him a lectured!

"This is just like in the book!" Naruto mused before following the sensei to the classroom.

When it was Naruto's turn to perform the henge jutsu, he mentally smirked evilly. He knew the outcome so he planned on making it even better!

Picturing Naruko, his sexy jutsu form, he added on more, like wider hips and a bigger bust, and then he got rid of the smoke that would cover the private areas, just to see if he could get his classmates too...

A second later every male in the room had nose bleeds, Sasuke had his hands over his nose in his broody state but there were small drops of red from his hands. The girls however, had looks of envy and rage.

"NA-RU-TO..." the blond looked back and saw every girl, but Hinata who had fainted, glaring at the sexy jutsu form he created with a crap ton of killing intent, aimed right for him and him alone!

'Well... I lived a good life,' he thought before the girls attacked.

Minutes later

Naruto, with a large bump on his head, most likely a broken jaw, and a black eye, sat down in his desk and took out the manga, he wanted to reread the first part of the the book around his life again.

"Naruto."

Naruto kept his head in the manga, oblivious to the world.

"Naruto."

Again, he was oblivious to the world.

"Big head no jutsu... NARUTO!"

"Ahhhh!" He looked up and saw Iruka.

"Naruto, no reading outside material in class!"

"But.."

"No buts, come on, we are going to the Hokage," Iruka-sensei then picked the blond up and carries him to lord Third's office.

Meanwhile in the classroom while Naruto was being dragged to the Hokage

"What a drag, what did Naruto do this time?" Shikamaru said.

The classroom became a large group questioning.

"He probably did something again," a random student said.

"Serves him right, my mom told me he's no good," a female student said.

Sasuke however was thinking something else...

'What was that book?'

In the Hokage's office

The Hokage looked at the book in Naruto's hand.

"Naruto, May I see that book?" He asked the one day in the far future Hokage.

"This? Uhh sure," the blond handed the book to the leader of the village.

Hiruzen Sarutobi took the book and started to read it. He read the manga and was surprised to see it was showing Naruto's life. When he saw the page about the treacherous Mizuki telling the blond about the Nine-tails, his eyes widen in shock.

'Does he know? Has he read this already?'

"Naruto... do you kn-," the aged Hokage started before the blond interrupted him.

"Know about the Kyuubi... yeah..."

Sarutobi didn't know what to say. He was furious at Mizuki for this treachery, but this is shown to be the future.

"Naruto... are you ok?"

The aged Hokage wanted to make sure that the young Uzumaki wasn't angry at him for not telling him.

"Yeah Jiji... I'm ok, I think," the blond said, smiling, "after all, even if I am the Kyuubi, at least I know I have a friend!"

"A friend huh," the elder Hokage mused, "And who is this friend?"

"Iruka-sensei! Jiji didn't you read the rest of the chapter?"

Sarutobi shook his head and then continue to read the chapter. He was surprised to see Naruto saving Iruka from a most likely finishing blow. He was even more surprised when he saw in the book Naruto producing thousands of shadow clones!

'If he can make this many clones...' Sarutobi thought before smiling.

"Naruto, how would you like an unofficial A rank mission?"

Naruto couldn't believe his ears! He was being offered a mission! Before he becomes a genin!

"I must warn you though, this mission is dangerous and by completing it, you will officially become a genin."

"Do you mean it Jiji?"

"Yes Naruto," the elder Hokage smiles at the youth (Gai: my Youth senses are tingling!) then shudders for some odd reason before handing the book back to Naruto.

"Dattabayo! Yes I wanna do the mission!"

Chuckling at the blond's Enthusiasm, the aged Hokage gave the mission details to both Iruka and Naruto.

"You two are to act like your book selves for the next two days until after Mizuki tells Naruto about the Kyuubi, if this book is correct about the future. If this is correct and Mizuki breaks Lord Fourth's law, then he is to be apprehended. Do you two accept the mission?"

"Hai Hokage-sama/Jiji!"

The Hokage smiles.

"Now remember this is an A rank secret mission, you are not allow to tell anyone."

"I understand Jiji," Naruto does his trademark foxy grin before leaving the office to clean the Hokage monument.

A few hours later

"How's the ramen Naruto?"

"It's good Iruka-sensei!"

Naruto smiles, happy to know that his sensei didn't see him as a demon. He was also happy he was on a sercet mission.

'Ha! Beat that teme!'

The next day, after school

'There's Mizuki-teme... be cool and act as if I don't know what he's up to...'

"He thinks he's helping you grow strong."

"Really?!" Naruto acts surprised with a hint of happiness, wanting Mizuki to believe that he thinks he's being praised.

"Yeah, he sees a lot of you in him, so try to give the guy a break, Ok?"

Naruto nods at the traitor, "but... I really want to graduate..."

"Oh well," Mizuki then grins, "guess there's no choice..."

'Hooked...'

"If you can sneak into Lord Hokage's home, capture a scroll from his private quarters and bring it to the forest, and learn any jutsu from it, you'll become a genin."

'Lined...'

"Really, Mizuki-sensei?!" Naruto asked while mentally hoping the traitor falls for his act.

"Yeah! I'll even sign the forms myself."

'Sinker!' They both thought with mental grins!

Later that night

"Ah, it seems Mizuki is a traitor after all..." the Hokage said as he handed the scroll to Naruto.

"Yeah, by the way Jiji," Naruto replies, "thanks for helping me learn the shadow clone jutsu before I go out to help Iruka-sensei finish the mission!"

"Hahaha! Think nothing of it!" The elder kage replied with a smile.

"By the way Jiji, why didn't you think of this jutsu to help you with paperwork?"

It was at this moment, Sarutobi realized how Minato, the Fourth Hokage, always had his desk clear, and facepalmed.

"Thank you Naruto... for showing this old man how dumb he is, despite being called the God of Shinobi, now run along, Mizuki would get suspicious if you don't get there before he does."

An hour or two later

"You are the Kyuubi," Mizuki shouted at the blond Jinchūriki.

Iruka acted shocked while Naruto looked down before they both grinned at looked at the traitor.

"That's what we wanted to hear! Ready Naruto?"

The said boy held his fingers up in a cross.

"Shadow Clone Jutsu!"

The whole forest was filled with Narutos!

"By order of the Hokage," one Naruto shouted.

"You're under arrest!" Every Naruto shouted before charging the traitor.

Shocked by the fact that the demon brat knew about the Kyuubi, Mizuki wasn't prepared to defend himself from the onslaught of taijutsu all of the Naruto clones brought down upon him.

The clones slowly poofed away as the traitor fell to the ground.

"Dattabayo! Mission complete!"

Iruka only chuckles at Naruto's excitement.

"Naruto, come here and close your eyes."

Naruto smiles because he knew it was the moment he becomes a genin. He walked over and closed his eyes. He felt something being tied on his forehead.

"Open 'em, genin Naruto."

The Jinchūriki opened his eyes and saw he was wearing his sensei's headband.

He became a genin.

'Maybe I should read the rest of this book, there is still two chapters left after all!" Naruto mused before helping Iruka bring the traitor and the scroll to the Hokage.

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And there's chapter two! Next chapter will be a mix of both reading and real life for the blond! Reason why I say this is because I plan on Naruto being a bit of a smartass/dumbass. And don't worry! It will mostly be about the Naruto/Sasuke kiss, the team7 introductions and the morning before the Team 7 genin test! I hope you'll all love it!

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