Yep this is back! I don't own Naruto!
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Naruto was thinking. Really thinking!
'How in the hell can I prevent that damn kiss?!'
He was alone in the classroom, at least twenty minutes before class starts to be assigned a jonin sensei.
'Maybe if I sit somewhere else... Nah... that'll only make it easy for fangirls to get the teme, and he hates those!'
As Naruto thought for a plan, he didn't notice a certain broody walking up to him, "Dobe."
'Maybe if I ditch class that'll work, after all I already know my sensei thanks to the manga! But that'll still leave Sasuke to the sharks, and I wouldn't wish that on my worse enemy!'
The Uchiha notices the manga and grabs and hits Naruto over the head with it, "Dobe."
"Ow! Damn it te..." he notices that Sasuke was reading his manga, "that's mine teme! Give it back!"
The Uchiha, acting like a brat, only leaped away as he read on, widening his eyes when he found out about the S rank secret around Naruto, of course though, he knew better than to think that the scroll is the kunai and not the scroll.
When he looked back at Naruto, he suddenly felt bad, maybe Naruto noticed his eyes widening earlier because the Dobe lost all the energy he normally has and replaced it with giving up.
'He thinks I'm an idiot who doesn't understand the most obvious thing about sealing jutsu,' the Uchiha mused before waking over to the Kyuubi warden and smiles an Uchiha smirk, "you know Dobe that I'm not stupid, didn't you pay attention in the sealing classes we had over the years?"
Naruto couldn't believe his ears, someone else other than the Ramen Ichiraku stand, Iruka sensei, Kakashi sensei, and Jiji didn't think of him as the fox sealed inside him.
"Y-you don't think I'm the demon," the blond asked.
"If you're a demon then I'm not an Uchiha," Sasuke smirks arrogantly.
Naruto smiles, "keep reading, you'll see something we need to prevent soon."
Confused, the Uchiha oblige and then turned green once he saw it, "you're right... I'd rather kiss Sakura than have this happen!"
Smirking, Naruto looked at the last Uchiha, "then let's ditch, after all, this manga tells us our sensei so we don't need to be here."
It was the Uchiha turn to smirk, "how about we prank the class instead, those shadow clones of yours would work nicely with this..."
This made Naruto surprised about Sasuke, but made him think, 'I think this is the beginning of a beautiful pranking relationship!'
30 minutes later
Naruto sat at his desk bored, but in reality both he and Sasuke were excited to set the prank into motion!
Most the the events in the manga happened, Sakura pushing him to the ground to get to Sasuke, Naruto being asked if he actually belonged there, then it happened.
Naruto and Sasuke shared a look for a second before starting their evil prank!
Naruto went and sat on Sasuke's desk like what they saw in the manga and began to glare. Sasuke returned the favor and glared back.
"Naruto-Baka! Leave Sasuke-kun alone!" Most of Sasuke's fangirls growled out, making small chuckles appear from the two potted plants by the door but no one but Shikamaru noticed.
Suddenly it happened, Naruto got pushed from behind and fell into 'Sasuke', making them kiss. At first it shocked them and the fangirls, and hinata too, until the two stopped kissing and smirks, the 'Sasuke' henges back to Naruto and both Naruto clones hold up peace signs before being dispelled.
"Heheh..."
They heard the laughter again.
"Hahahahahaha! Told you Dobe that prank would work!"
"Shut up teme! It's only because I can do that jutsu that we could even pull it off!"
Everyone looked at the 'potted plants' that poofed into something everyone wasn't expecting, Naruto and Sasuke! Getting along!? Laughing together!? Is Hell freezing over?!
This made most of the class stare at the two before shouting, "THAT WAS A PRANK!!!!!"
Suddenly the two pranksters felt killing intent, for Sasuke it's been years since he last felt something like this, for Naruto, not long so he was able to react fast, "teme... I know this is something you aren't used to... so be ready to run... RUN!!!!"
Naruto made eight shadow clones and henged half of them into Sasuke while they all ran for their lives... Unfortunately, a woman's wrath is the worst thing to run from, as the two were beaten up, and the fangirls realized they beat up their Sasuke-Kun!
"Oh Kami what have we done!?" They now fought each other over who was gonna care for Sasuke.
Sasuke, with Sakura and Ino sitting next to him taking care of his wounds, scowls his normal scowl but with a hint of amusement from his and Naruto's prank.
Speaking of Naruto, he was laughing his head off despite the pain, "hahahahaha ow..."
Kiba, Shikamaru, and Choji could only stare in shock still at what happened.
'Troublesome...' Shikamaru.
'I wish I had popcorn for that!' Choji.
'Damn! Even I wouldn't joke like that!' Kiba.
'I don't understand humans...' Akumaru, Kiba's familiar-dog whimpered out, causing Kiba to look up at him on his head, "What do you mean you don't understand us?"
A few minutes later, Iruka sensei was giving out team assignments, "Team Sev-"
"Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, and Uchiha Sasuke," Sasuke interrupted, "lead by the infamous sensei for tradiness, Pervy books, and a mask that no one can take off," Naruto added.
The two then smirks evilly and shouted, "Late-Ero sensei!"
Iruka, who already knew that Naruto knows who his sensei is only shook his head in shame as the silver-haired masked sensei fell down from the ceiling, his copy of Ichi Ichi paradise landed on his head, opened to a picture of a naked Anko that was hidden in the book, causing all of the male senseis in the room to shudder in horror, since they know that Anko is one crazy bitch and if she ever found out about the picture, then every male that saw the photo will loose their family jewels.
At a dango shop
"Why do I have the urge to cut off some perverts balls?" The speaking was leaking so much killing intent that all the men in the village instantly covered their manhood in sudden unexplained fear.
Back to the main story...
After the sudden fear faded away, Iruka finished telling the class their teams and jonin sensei.
Kakashi looked at his team and sighs, he just woke up with a slight concussion, "my first impression of you... I hate you, and you, and I'm not sure about you just yet..." the terrible two smirks while Sakura only looks at her sensei.
"Meet me on the roof in five minutes," the silver-haired jonin eye smiled before vanishing in leafs.
Naruto looked at Sasuke and smirks, "so we have to meet him in five hours, right?"
"Hn," replies the Uchiha.
"Wait... I'm confused here," the pinkette tilted her head in confusion before watching the two take off, "h-hey wait up Sasuke-kun!"
End of chapter.
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I have to admit, I'm not glad with this work, I wanted to get the team seven introductions in this chapter but honestly I couldn't think of a way to do it, so I replaced it with a more friendship making Sasuke! Don't worry, the plot is still going to go by the manga/anime to a certain point but it'll have some changes to a point, for one, Naruto and Sasuke WILL BE STRONGER, in a way... yes, Sasuke will be weaker in this story than the anime/manga but that's because I'm making it so instead of becoming full on avenger, hell be more open to friendship... ok so his way of being friends With Naruto is kinda OC but there's a reason to my madness! I'm making it so Sasuke is a little obsessed with trying to know the future... I mean come on! Sasuke would like to know how to kill his brother, and Naruto and his books would be the best answers he can get until he kills Itachi himself! Obviously, when he gets the curse mark, it'll make him have a choice, fight the snake-pedo's control or stay loyal to the leaf, and now with Naruto being his only link to knowing his future it'll make it harder for him to choose between power or knowledge. In fact! I have an idea! Leave a review on every chapter I post until volume 5 of the manga appears in my story, when that happens, I'll tally up the votes and pick which side Sasuke chooses, of course... this means that if you chooses that he stays in the leaf the mangas won't be relevant anymore as they changed the timeline, however there is a way you can fix this! Here's the poll!
A: Sasuke leaves the leaf as cannon.
B: Sasuke stays in the leaf and for then on the manga is not accurate when it comes to Sasuke's role.
Or C(and by far my favorite but I'm not sure how I'd do it just yet!): Sasuke leaves the leaf as cannon but is under orders of the Hokage(or at least helping Naruto keep an eye on the snake so the timeline doesn't change by much) to keep tabs on Orochi-teme by being a contact for Jiraiya when he is away from the sound and rejoins the leaf sometime in the shippundin arcs.
Now I have one last thing to say... I'm on a creative slump... so next chapter or story for that matter might be a little late! But don't worry! I'm sure it'll pass soon! Anyways...