Naruto: hey Kato-sama, why did you make the teme find out about my mangas!?

Sasuke: Hn Dobe, you don't even deserve them.

Don't make me get Anko in here, after all, both of you were the ones to actually put the picture of her naked in kakashi's book somehow(see this chapter's Omake to find out how they did it!)

The two genin shook in fear.

Naruto/Sasuke: NOOOOOO!

Heheheh that's what I thought! Now why don't one of you two do the disclaimer!

Naruto: jan ken pon?

Sasuke: Hn.

Naruto/Sasuke: tataite kabutte jan ken pon!

Naruto- Rock

Sasuke- Rock

Naruto/Sasuke: TIED GO AGAIN!

Two thousand attempts later...

Naruto: Ugh!!!! Teme just give up!

Sasuke: never Dobe!

Naruto/Sasuke: TATAITE KABUTTE JAN KEN PON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naruto- Rasangan covered rock

Sasuke- Chidori powered paper

Sasuke: NARUTOOOOOOO!!!!!

Naruto: SASUKEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Explosion

Sasuke: I win

They stopped watching a thousand or more Jan ken pons ago...

Sasuke: whatever... Kato doesn't own Naruto or the show that this idea came from called Early Edition.

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As Sasuke and Sakura went into hiding, Naruto stays behind, "I'll take you on one on one!"

Kakashi eyes the orange target, "mhmm... I see... you're a idiot."

A tick mark appears on Naruto's head before he shouted, "the only idiot here is you sensei if you think your hairstyle is cool!"

"Let me show you the first Shinobi battle skill... lesson 1: Taijutsu, the art of the trained body!"

Kakashi reaches into his kunai pouch and pulls out...

"WHAT THE HELL SENSEI! WHY ARE YOU READING PORN WHILE YOURE TESTING US!?"

Naruto eyes the Make-Out Paradise book Kakashi-sensei was currently reading, mentally grinning ear to ear while he remembered what happened yesterday.

Flashback no jutsu

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were currently hanging out at Naruto's, the first two reading the Naruto manga trying come up with an idea for tomorrow test.

Deeper flashback no jutsu

Kakashi eye smiles, "lets introduce ourselves, I'm Kakashi Hatake, I have no true likes or dislikes, I don't care to tell you about my hobbies and dreams, now it's you turn."

Naruto grins, "I'm Naruto Uzumaki! What I like is instant ramen! I like even more is having friends who doesn't judge me for the kunai and not the scroll! What I hate is the time I have to wait for instant ramen after I pour the boiling water in the cup! What I hate even more are people who can't tell the difference between a jailor and prisoner! And my dreams for one day... One is to help a certain friend who sworn to kill a certain someone if he doesn't get the pole that's deep in his ass out and then my personal dream... No, I won't call it a dream... I call it a vow, I vow to become Hokage one day! That way all the villagers will have to acknowledge me and won't treat me like shit!"

"Okay, Pinky your up."

"Oh... um... I'm Sakura Haruno, my favorite thing is... well it's not a thing it's a who... uh... my hobbies are... heheheheheh... and dream is to... heheheheheh..."

Kakashi mentally sighed, 'a fangirl... let's just hope she isn't a Naruto hater... Minato-sensei would have my head when I die if he finds out Naruto was hated...' "and what do you hate?"

"Naruto-Baka!"

'Why did I even think anything...' "and now you... Duckbutt."

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I like certain things but since someone on my team is basically eye stripping me right now I refuse to say them, I do however hate fangirls and people who don't understand the pain people like me lived," he looks at Naruto with an unnoticeable, to Sakura that is, shared look of loneliness.

Kakashi noticed it and smiles behind his mask, 'it seems letting Sasuke take the book from Naruto earlier instead of stopping it was a good idea, two brothers of a similar coin... one born from a dying clan by the hands of his actual brother and the other born from being alone all his life...'

Sasuke continued, "my hobbies are training, I hope to get more soon since I was to focused on revenge to grow up like a normal kid. And my dream... it seems pointless to call it that, an ambition! I will restore my clan and kill a certain someone."

"Now that is out of the way, tomorrow will be a training exercise, to see if you can be a genin."

"Our school days were full of survival training sensei!" Sakura mentioned.

"Heheh..."

"What's so funny, sensei?"

"Oh nothing... it's just... if I told you, you'd most likely chicken out."

Naruto decided to ask what his manga counterpart asked, already knowing what he's about to say, "chicken out? Why?"

"Out of the twenty-seven graduating from your class, only nine of them will actually become Shinobi, the ones who don't go back to the Academy. In other words, the test you're about to take has a sixty-six percent chance of failure!"

Deeper flashback end no jutsu

"What are you two reading?" The pinkette asked.

Sasuke looks at Naruto, "should we?"

"No, I hate to say this but Sakura-Chan wouldn't understand when she reads that."

Sasuke nods, "well her mother caused that, remember."

"Maybe but I don't need someone planning to kill me every mission... I already got that from the villagers..."

Sakura couldn't believe her ears, 'someone plans to kill the Baka on a daily basis! And the reason why is in that book? I mean sure he's annoying but even that's not murder worthy...' 'CHA THE BAKA IS JUST MAKING IT UP!'

"Naruto, you don't really mean someone tries to kill you right?" The Haruno asked.

The Uzumaki's response was taking off the top half of his kill me colored jumpsuit, revealing stab marks, stitches and burns all over his chest and back.

The pinkette couldn't believe it and thought it was a genjutsu, "Kai! ... Kai!!!! ... why won't it go away!?"

As tears form in Sakura's eyes, Naruto put back on the jumpsuit, "Why... because they aren't fake..."

For the first time, Sakura noticed the normally happy and bright blue eyes that Naruto has dulled out and look lifeless.

Naruto stood up and went to the door to leave, "go ahead and show her Sasuke, I don't care..." he runs out of his home.

Flashback no jutsu end

He remembered that when he came back Sakura gave him a hug and cried her heart out for the blond, and they became like brother and sister after that, making this plan for today.

Sakura was currently watching from the sidelines, getting ready to help spring the trap, she remembers how yesterday how she felt for her teammate and now friend.

Flashback no jutsu

Sasuke looked at her disgust, "Sakura, choose how you feel wisely, Naruto is broken, he actually doesn't even like you more than a friend but he kept asking you on dates because he doesn't want to be ignored, he is like a brother to me now so I will protect him from betrayal," he hands the book to her and left to go train.

Sakura eyes the manga in her hand.

'Should I read it?'

'CHA YEA STUPID'

Sakura began to read, and she was shocked at how the villagers in the first few pages acted about the blond.

'Why are they acting like that...'

'Geez Outer, just keep reading'

As she got deeper she saw Mizuki-sensei attack Iruka-sensei.

"Are the Nine-Tailed fox Spirit that destroyed the village!"

'What! Naruto is the nine tails?! Why isn't anyone killing him?'

'CHA OUTER GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!'

'Huh? Inner what are you talking about? Naruto is the nine tails! He should die!'

'Geez outer, for someone who got all A's in classes you sure are stupid, is a scroll a kunai if the kunai is sealed inside?'

'No b-but...'

'NO I HAVE BEEN LETTING YOU TAKE CHARGE FOR TO LONG WITHOUT MY JUDGEMENT! SO NOW YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME! A KUNAI IS NOT A SCROLL AND THE FOX IS SEALED IN NARUTO! NARUTO IS THE SCROLL!'

Inside Sakura's mindscape

Sakura trees surrounded the two Sakuras, one looks like how she looks on the outside and the other looks like a true beauty, flawless skin, a perfect hourglass figure, and silky long pink hair.

Outer looked at Inner in rage, "Naruto is a demon! Why can't you get that in your head!"

Inner shakes her head and sighs beautifully, "you know, I'm ashamed of you, Naruto is a prison for the demon, not a demon himself."

Outer growled, "Inner, he is a demon! He killed grandpa! No wonder mom told me to stay away!

"Outer, don't make me knock some sense into you."

"Oh sure! Like you can hurt me! I'm the strong one not yo-"

Inner bitch slapped Outer, sending her into a Sakura tree, "Outer... my sister... please stop hurting us... you know I'm the voice of reason and when you fight me it slowly kills us... please see reason!"

Outer suddenly remembers the scars Naruto has, the looks the villagers gave him, and her mother spitting venom about the boy when they were young. Her eyes tear up, "o-oh Kami..."

Inner smiles, "finally... now how about you wake up, you still have much more to read if your gonna help Naruto and Sasuke-kun."

A hour later

Sakura finished reading the manga right as Naruto came back.

"Naruto... I'm sorry... for everything! I can't believe what the villagers done to you, even I almost hated you."

"Don't worry Sakura-Chan... it's ok..."

Sasuke watched from the shadows with a small smile, 'maybe Sakura would make a nice girlfriend for me after all.'

Flashback end no jutsu

She snapped out of her memories as she saw the Baka fall for the perverted attack their sensei used in the manga.

"Konohagakure village's most secret and most sacred Taijutsu... ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

'Looks like the plan is about to begin..."

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Well how'd you like that? I had actually wanted to wait until the wave mission for Sakura to find out but I felt this was better!

Ja Ne!

Omake! Naruto and Sasuke's Nude Anko prank!

Naruto and Sasuke snuck into Anko's house. They had 15 minutes before class and they needed to hurry.

"Dobe hurry and take the damn picture while she's busy with the shampoo!" whispered a slightly scared Uchiha.

CLICK

"Whose there!?"

Widening their eyes, Naruto had his clones substitute himself and Sasuke out of Anko's bathroom and back to the Academy. They then noticed Kakashi's book was on Iruka's desk, most likely left behind because he was called for something.

Naruto put the picture in the book and went to his desk with Sasuke, both of them made a tiny prayer to Kami to have mercy on their souls if Anko ever found out about this.

The bell rung and Iruka started to tell the teams, the the rest was history... or was it?

Find out the end of this Omake during the Chuunin exam arc!

Ja Ne!