I don't own HP, also, this isn't an official chapter, as I thought it would be fun to write a holiday chapter. Don't worry, the official chapter will be coming in soon!
Harry stood up, raising his mug of hot chocolate that had a small tower of whipped cream on top. "Happy Holidays everyone! Now, for those who are going home to celebrate whatever holiday you celebrate this time of year, please note that our present is no homework...no seriously. You have no work. Now because I don't feel like saying some super long speech for this time of year, enjoy your dinner!" he exclaimed, getting laughter from all around as Daphne shook her head in amusement.
"You sure know how to make an impression." Neville snorted, getting a few snickers from the other boys. Harry just stuck his tongue out at them before returning to his hot chocolate. A loud bang suddenly was heard as suddenly everyone was wearing the ugliest Christmas sweaters possible, along with dancing Christmas hats.
"Fred, George!" Angelina roared, tearing the hat off her head as she whipped out her wand to chase the laughing twins. Harry just shrugged, and licked off his whipped cream mustache.
"Hm..tasty!" he commented, ignoring the fact that his hat fell off.
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Susan blushed as she noticed that some mistletoe was floating above her and Luna. Luna just giggled, and kissed Susan before skipping off. The mistletoe disappeared, only to reappear above Harry and Daphne, who both blinked in mild surprise before kissing. The mistletoe continued to randomly pop over the heads of couples, who seemed to enjoy this excuse to kiss their partners. However it did cause a bit of a riot when...
"Um...Michael, the mistletoe is only supposed to appear above couples right?"
"Yeah...?"
"So please tell me...why the mistletoe reappeared above you and this other girl right after it appeared above us?"
"Um..." Michael high tailed it out of there as a furious roar of righteous fury exploded from his girlfriend as multiple hexes were fired after him.
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"Ron, please stop singing Christmas songs!" Katie exclaimed, covering her ears as Ron burst into yet another Christmas carol.
"Never!" he replied, before continuing with singing "Jingle Bell Rock". Tracy hit him with a silencing spell, letting everyone in the area sigh in relief. Ron was very tone deaf.
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"Say, Terry," Justin started, "why is everyone acting so chipper and out of character today?" he asked, trying and failing to get rid of the ugly sweater that had been charmed onto him.
"Oh, it's because the writer is really hyper today. They also have a writers block, so this is their way of updating." Terry replied, not noticing the shocked and strange look Justin was giving him.
"What?!" Justin exclaimed, and Terry suddenly looked up and paled.
"Oh shit! I wasn't supposed to say that!" he quickly abandoned his half knitted scarf and started to run out the door.
"Terry! Wait! Explain!" Justin bellowed, brandishing his wand as he ran after Terry.