The sponge walked and walked and walked until it came to the place that used to sell crabby patties, but it changed overnight. Instead of the old wooden vintage, once retirement home, then fast food restaurant, there was a building of a different nature. One with bright neon lights and many new floors beneath what was a restaurant. The new name of the place was the Horny Krab, since it is now a brothel.
Almost everyone from the entire town is in it, like flies on a fresh buffalo turd. Spongebob gasped, we was curious and at the same time worried. He knew that he would no longer be taking care of patties here. His previous life dream crumbeled like three months old Christmas cookies. Nevertheless, he went stepped inside, like a good modern manual laborer should.
The moment he opened the door, he saw that the air tasted like sex. One could smell blasphemy all over the place. Drunken sweaty fish everywhere. Some were stripping, some were dancing, some were drinking and smoking, some were throwing money, others were picking it up, some passed out and others were taking advantage of the former. There seemed to be no end to what's happening.
Mr. Crabby Pimp was there up with his daughter, who enjoyed nothing more than getting pearl necklaces. Crabby Pimp transformed the Krusty Crab into a porn club. It had everything from stripping to prostitution, something for everyone, except for prude religious nutcases, that can't enjoy life and want to ruin the fun of everyone else too…
"What are you doing?!" yelled Crabby Pimp. "Not only are you 2 hours late, you also aren't doing your job. Don't just stand here, the people here are horny and have money to spent! Money that cn belong to me!".
SPongebob whimpered" But Mr. Crabs, you didn't enlighten me yet with my new job!".
"Time is money, so let's make this quick" said Crabby Pimp. He continued:
"You can sell burgers and do well, but real bisness with moar money lies in other things. This right here is the opportunity. It costs a lot, but there is demand and with how things are right now, everyone wants to have a part of it.
I installed several floors beneath the restaurant. The lower you go, the more insane pleasure awaits you, as long as you can withstand it or pay for it, of course. Here where the restaurant used to be you have the simple shit. Catwalks, srtip poles, bar drinks, club music and in a short while Puff Mama will come and sing southing songs for the arm pit sceneted atmosphere.
Now if you take the stairs down and we get to the fuck rooms. Here we have an ontorage of willing servants who will have sex with everyone who pays them.
On the third floor we have Dickward's S & M room, where he does whatever is your kink, but he prefers to spank you till you can't feel anything anymore and you're blue, green and red all over. The strange thing is that since he returned from his break earlier, he no longer looked as enthusiastic as before. Who cares, as long as this doesn't interfere with his job, I don't care!
On the fourth room we have the toy box, where all kinds of things await you. We have everything!
And lastly, the fifth room is for those who are brave enough as well as stupid enough to enter.
It's the Anal Roulette room. Now please Soingebob, take Pearl to the second floor and then go down to the last floor where all you need to do is collect money, ignore the people who don't want to comply and write down everything that's "usefull"."
Spongebow did what he was ordered to. He went with Pearl downstairs and we all know that in places like these, going downstairs can result in pretty much everything.
Pearl really matured overnight. Had she not been a whale, one would think she's a traditional worker from Ukraine. Big breast, pink lipstick, blondy pony tail, a shovel of make up, revealing clothes, with panties almost as tight as SPongeboob's. Furthermore she just graduated in french abortion arts, meaning she was now just as good at blowing the love whistle as she is at playing her sax. She is ready for the job!
"My daddy told me to get as much experience as I can, then I'll earn lots of money and once the old man kicks the bucket, I'll earn everything and move to Vegas" she said joyfully, while walking down to the first basement floor. It's quite rare seeing such young people with determent life goals, but Pearl learned from her father that love normally fails and it's gone, while needing money is lifelong.
"One day I will be as big as Taylor Swift" said the fishmammal
"You go gurl and luckily just like her, you too have a name that sounds like a cleaning agent!" said spongebo while avoiding the swings of Pearl's wrecking-ball hips.
"Damnation. How long is this staircase, we're only walking to one flour below and my petite lady fins are already having enough. Good thing I have to do my job either kneeling or laying down when I have my meeting with Mr. One-Eye."