Chapter 6: Teamsomes
The fish trapped in the lobster cage went wild, but they couldn't escape. Patrick Pornstar tried to stop the countdown by attempting to eat the clock, but he soon found out that this was very time consuming.
Mr. Crabby Pimp knew that nothing clears the room faster than a single by Debbie Boone, so hid equipped his ol' record prayer. "Don't play that song, that achy breaky song" could be heard from the mass hysteria crowd that trampled over each other, resulting in some of them limbs turning into delicious fish spread.
But to late, the terrible song was already played, but the only thing it broke was King Netune's patience. He directed all of his powers into his manbone and erupted with brute force on the music torture instrument. Now that was an event that certainly didn't light up anyone's life. The peoples hope got high. King Neptune surely could bust then out of the trap. However Neptune used too much of his magick powers to do this. He barely had any left and lacked the focus to recharge due to sexual frustration.
"We're doomed!" shouted nearly everywon.
"Quiet! I'll get us owt of hear!"announced Puff Mama, confidently, snaping her fingers and jiggling her cleavages. Her boobs became enorumous. Due to her nipples being inverted her milk lactated inwards where it fermented into cream and boob volume.
"Like the old saying goes, a smart woman once said "Fuck this shit", and she lived happily ever after. We need to do the same!" proclaimed Puff-ma'.
"How can we get out of here!" shouted a few side characters not worthy of mentioning.
"Relax, there has to be a way we can escape, we just need to think of a way out" said Puff Mama
The old blop fisch said "I know, let's Pokemon Go to the exit door", which she did only to find out it can no longer be opened. She probably picked team Valor too…
"You better not enter politics with that slogan, you'll lose regardless how seemingly chanceless the opponent is" said Dickward.
Donna didn't care who will drown the line in this argument, as long as she can snort it.
"Ahem" said Puff Mama. "I'm trying to speak, Dickface! " said le Pufferfish, the ocean's champion when it comes to sucking.
"Why should we even listen to you? Since youre' husband dyed, the only men that you had in bed were Benn & Jerry's" said Dickward while brushing off lube particles of his nose.
"Why?! Because I am a sophisticated woman, who is thinking with her uterus, that's WHY!" said Puff mama prowdley. "Besides men like you bunch need guidance, cause all you can do by yourself is turn alcohol into babies and lifelong regret".
"She does have a point" said several people in the crowd as they were reminded that women are human 3D printers.
"See?! Women rule and do you know how women can rule? Because every rule has a few holes in it!" gloated Puff mama knowing that speaking smart to dumb people makes u look dumb.
"How can we think of that, when we can only think of sex right now" said a desperate horney fish.
"That's it! I see the solution for this! We must fight fire with fire! If Old Man Jenkins can't get hard anymore and is bitter due to sexual frustration, then why should he be able to spoil our fun? We will literary fuck ourselves out of this trap and if it's the last thing we'll do!" said Puff Mama with lots of confidence.
"But how?" asked Larry.
Puff Mama explained "Leave that to me, but I need the help of everyone that's present here. Only with a teamwork banging we can get outa here. You see, when I get stressed I blow myself up. However that's ignorable compared to how much I can blow myself up when I have a proper orgasm. Only my late husband could make me do that, but I have a feeling that all of you combined could just make that happen again. Once I blow myself up, the lobster trap will burst like an overripe Aunt Ruby's German Green tomato."
"How on earth should we do that. We can't just all stick our wieners in you at once, that's impossible even for your she-tunel." Pointed out Dickward.
"We need to somehow connect every man's penis, the more mansnot gets into me, the bigger I'll get. And don't worry fellas, my period was less than a week ago, so any kind of accident can't happen"
"But how can we do that?" asked Spongebob, "We'd somehow have to find a system of soft holes that are connected to each other like a pipework, so that all the man-goo could be combined. But where can we get something like that in this place?"
The moment SPongebone said this, ze noticed that everyone was staring at him with a more perverted look than a few seconds before.
"What's the matter? Why are you looking all at me?" said Spongebob with fearsome eyes.
"Spongebob. We need you to for this. Only you have what it takes. take one for the team. I won't mind it in this situation. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer." said Larry all worldy.
"You see Puff's panties, Spongebob? You wanna know what's underneath those panties? You don't wanna know what's beneath those panties….but you'll find out anyhow."
Spongebob sighed and said" Larry. Today I found love, but I also got scared through lust over and over again, so nothing can be worse than what happened to me in the last few hours. And I'm not scared what's under those panties, can't be worse then what I've seen before I went to work. Also Larry, do you want to know what futa is?"
Larry looks confusedly.
"You don't wanna know what futa is, but you'll learn it anyway" said spongbob just before his panties fell on the floor.
Everyone's boners were confused at that point. Spongebo haded vagina with manflute.
"What's the menaing on this! yelled Larry like a rational PETA activist.
"It just happened today! Those damn chemicals and endocrine disruptors are to blame! However in this case with this brilliant plan it's a blessing. We can do everything accordioning to what Ma Puff said. I'm ready! Now spread em legs professor Puff Mama!"
"Wait! We need to have blockage of cumjuice" someone shouted. Everyone looked at what could be used, then they noticed a small organism that consists of 1% evil & 99% hot gas.
"Well, this stinks!" said plankton, before getting shoved head first into spongebob's peter pepper and being ordered to not swallow till the procedure is over.
With that being done Puff open the gates of pussy and spongeboobs peenclit got shawn into Puff's inner goddess. Then spongebob invertables body got stretched, so that every penis owner could use the communal sponge fleshlight.
The rectum was reserved for Lerry and the armored manpenis got put in place for the magick to happen. But it soon become apparent that controling the main hole was not in power of the lobster in this state, to many other peckers were already feasting on spongehole.
"God dammit, we won't get anywhere with such organization. You peasants need a god for guidence!" yelled Neptune as he grabbed Larrys behind and pushed his royal dong up the crustacean. He did that out of respect for Larry's relationship to the sponge, since he didn't want to see this shipping fail in such a short time.
"Are you feeling it yet, Mrs. Puff?" asks Spong
Despite all the action happening Puff still looked unimpressed. Her vagina is like Internet explorer, it takes some time to respond.
During the men-love the babes realized they are useless, but they wanna help to. So they decided to masturboat for the hard werking XY counterpants.
"Hey pearl, wanna let me do some action on your carpet. ?# asked Donna.
"But I'm straight" moaned perlite
"So are nuddles before they get wet and were as wet as it gets" said the former member of the Buffalo Gals. With that she pulled of the panties from the gigloli's whale and prepared for some tongue exercise. On this day Pearl learned that there's nothing wrong with accepting yourself. Being gay isn't a choice. It's an involuntary thing that happens when J.K. Rowling decides it's your time.
King Neptune needed more stimulation. He maybe lost the powers to break through the Lusty Crab, but he still had enough to summon his private time stimulation group to help the bunch to stay focused during their escape plan. The stimulation happens to be a kinky geisha group called Chinpo Kyuuri no Joou , who specialize in singing arias while doing nyotaimori. He stimulated his penis with the force of his bare hands, in hopes that he could use just a little of his powers for the summoning. His peenis began to shine like a thousand stars. It seemed to work, but he had in the middle of the procedure a brain fart so he accidentally summoned…. GREEN LEAVES! And so the band of Japanese twinks dances and sang yatta yatta Twenty Thousand Leagues under the Sea, surviving the same way that Sandy does. The naked men were only wearing tiny ivy leaves, but those were more than enough to cover their teeny peeny members.
Dickward also tried to help and dressed up as Silvia Night, Iceland's most fabolous super pop diva and started twerking for King Neptune. "Holy Seastar, this is even campier than a row tents!" he grasped, but it got the job done. His manhood was now like gold, the time tested currency that always goes up, not down.
Larrys internal tract was getting filled like a thanksgiving turkey. Neptune has hemophilia, meaning he couldn't stop the bodily fluids once they began to leek and was constantly jizzing. Hopfully this won't meant the his royal family will have the same fate as the russian one.
Sandy got maddder than a wet hen and yelled. "Petrick! You dumn peck of wood. Go and bang Spongebobs brains out, we ain't got time all day" And so Patrick face jumped spongebob and did exactly what his southern rose told him.
"Are you feeling it yet, Mrs. Puff?" said Spongoat.
Puff still looked bored as hell and proceded to eat the old remains of the once plenty krusty crab happy meals. She didn't have to worry about gaining weight, since she got slender from chronic cholera. No matter what she eats, it turns immediately into a shit fountain diarrhea smoothie. Since she's underwater, she doesn't need to worry about fluid loss. The one's who are unlucky enough to be standing in her butt radios do get a good simulation of what smog filled London or present day china cities feel like.
Squidward was running out of patience and started to yell at puffy's vagina to hurry up. Puff's vagina was too pussy to reply.
"Are you feeling it yet, Mrs. Puff?" pleaded spongebow
Puff Mama started to feell something up her square hips and she made her first puff. No one was prepared and Squidward and Pearl failed to grab on something and were accidentaly sucked down Puffs throat.
They were running out of air in the internal tracts of pufferfish, but them krabs came to the rescue and went for puffs anus.
"Pearl, you'll make it, use this as a snorkel!" he screamed while showing his wood into puffs dummy thicc behind. Pearl did hear through the fish blubber and with no other way around proceeded to suck on the very thing that brought her into this world not even two decades ago. Squidward to needed to breathe, so he used his buttplug nose on Pearl to get some air.
The cum started flowing out of the sponges pores, but thankfully Rex was there to mop it all up and pour it back on the sponge. Mermeid men and Barnicle Boi now joined too, each sticking it into spongebob ears and playing squash with his brain.
Krabs did't mind, he's a patty flipper after all and his brain could get replaced with a sock full of popcorn and he'll still be able to work.
The massive amount of jizzcum finally reached its maximum volume in the sponge and Plankton lost his grip in psongebobs manpipe. With that the grouped ejaxplodation happened and the massive load was released into Puff Mama, causing a total eclipse of the cunt. With it Plankton too was washed down into the depths of Puff's puss and at that exact moment Puff finally started to really feel it and she puffed and puffed and PUFFED till she filled up the entire brothel, squeezing everyone into the glass.
Sandy knew this is it, but she didn't regret a thing. She was willing to go to a watery grave for glory of America in this ultimate act of patriotism. She missed her home more than ever now. The wide countryside, the sight of cotton fields as far as the eye can reach, driving big cars while drinking every kind of coke, the wallmart stores at every corner and her family that constantly watched american family dinner classics like Pretty Baby & Blonde and Blonder after "borrowing" the neighboars booze supply and trailer TV.
Despite all that happen, she kept the thing that she cherishes the most close to her…. Her authentic texas gold heirloom fillings in her teeth that are passed down by generations! Even if her family line ends here, she can die without regret. Gold last forever, just like Cher's face.
Puff continued to rise like bread dough, causing the whole place to loose it shape and getting round, the only thing that remained in its place is the chimney in the middle of it, but even that started to get flattened. Most vertibles would be dead at this point, but Puff Mama is, as proven by her body freckles, a natural ginger, so the Grim Reaper can't take her soul.
Ol Man Jenkins noticed that something weird happen them and took his monocle out to properly sea what kind of shenanigan's those wippersnapper heathens were doing now.
"Unbeliavable! This is even worse than I thought! They are shaping the sin building into a bosom! They're about to kick the bucket and instead of praying for redemption they choose to make fun of me?!... Not with me!" screamed the ol manbag.
The war machine sprung to life, opened its eager eye, focused it on the lusty krab and the moment the red button is pressed it it's all over. No more sinful bikini bottom, no more stupid Americans, the world will be rid of everything that goes against Jenkins's that he grabbed the romote with the big ret button and began to downcount.
"10 … 9… 8… 7…"
And then BAAAAM! The lusty Krub exploadeded like the second Crackatoa. This didn't go unnoticed. To this day the scientific community refers to the measured sounds from this incidient as the Bloop. The massive shock values of the cum eruption blew away Jenkins into the deep sea, the rocket launchers were disorterd and made unfunctional, the entire place turned dirty milky white and everyone inside the Krab started falling from the sky half comatose but still okay in the most parts. With that the substances that caused all of this were cleared and have gone with the shockwave flow causing oddities in marine life who cares where.
As the post orgasmic explosion dust cleared everybody slowly started getting on their feet, apart from Sponebow who expanded to the point that he was like a ruined suuffle.
No one thought it would get this far, that only ruins would be left of the former snack bar. There's no way one could find a souvenir, to prove that Crabby patties were once made here. It's all over now, all what the citizens could do is to stand pretty, in the dust that was once their city.
The inhabitats where dazed and ashamed, but they were still alive and they all started clapping and saying congratulations and it continued on and on, till everyone was finished.
Spongebob said: "Congratulations to father and Mothra who conceived me, as well as to my Grandma who prepared me for this and to all the men-children and frustrated fanfiction critics reading this, CONGRATULATIONS, for making it through this chapter."
The starfish clone flesh particles have been watching the whole ordeal and have just started evolving a mouth. All they had to say to this fuckery is "disgusting".