Chapter 7: Soft after the Stiff
Time passed after the incident. Days became weeks, weeks became months and so on and on.
Squidwards's lost parts of genitalia got eradicated off the planet like the black pox and he dedicated several poems to then, but no one cared about that or him trying to sell his bathwater to all the thirsty clarine players out there.
Mr. Krabbs got arrested for pretty much everything he did in this story, but thankfully the officers under the sea surfice are just as corrupt as those above it, so in exchange for some big favors he got off scot free.
Pearl didn't succeed at her original goal, but she still became famous, due to setting a Guinness world record as the mamal who survived the longest amount inside a fish. This earned her promo with Ellen and Oprah and she could cash in on an autobiography book deal. She felt like Shi Ling, the richest chinese woman in Austria.
Rex became a falsetto singer and a darn good one at that!
Sandy got an invatition that she's once again accepted in the South, so she and Patrick moved up to the Salt Fork Red River to raise their starfish-squirrel hybrid children yungings to marry each other, all while being carefully monitored from the nearby cotton fields by the blue blood Pa and Ma Cheeks. Patrick was forever grateful to Sandy, shes the reason he wakes up every morning and starts drinking.
Puff's good deed earned her honorary US citizenship by President Trump, who on her wish declared war on Japan for genociding Puff's kind, after she told they have lots of oil. Puff also broke the world records of receiving the biggest load ever by any female organism, which was previously held by the ever so kinky garter snakes.
Plankton hasn't been seen since the incident and nobody misses him, so it will take a while before he can escape the vagina maze and Puff's muff forest.
Donna reunited again with the Buffalo Gals and with some bad luck she might break into your house to chew on your carpet.
Ol man Jenkins never returned from the Deep Sea, and just like with the Deep Web, the less is said about it, the better.
Mary and her Ma forgot about everything on the following day since dementia is a bitch.
Larry's anus got widened to the point that a football could fit into it. On the bright side, he never has to worry about constipation again.
Spongebob's body was stretched to the point that it took weeks before it got its normal size again. During this time he felt constantly sick, especially in the morning.
Things really seemed to return to normal, until one day SPongebob discovered that in every single vulva hole was a sponge hybrid embrio growing in it.
The END?
Moral of the story: everyone involved learned that no matter how tough and hopeless the situation gets, hope is the last to die. As long as you have friends, who are willing to help each other, one can achieve a lot of things. It takes teamwork, personal sacrifices and will. Then one can easily beat most obstacles in your path of pain and frustration called life. However, that more than obviously is not the case with you, since then you would have better things to do, than wasting your time reading this garbage. Now go to bed!