Rashpaw: Hello my dears, to the SECOND EPISODE OF WARRIORS CONFESSION SHOW!
Chip: I'm surprised we got this far.
Rashpaw: Don't doubt my awesomeness. Who would cancel this show? It's gorgeous hahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa
Chip: Okeyyyy our show for today will have a VERY special quest star...
Rashpaw: Who can here because of the lovely request by Pumpkinfur,
Chip: TAIGASTARRRRRR
Tigerstar: (Swags in) My name's TIGERSTAR. Child do not use this foolish slang on my beautiful name please.
Chip: O-okay
Rashpaw: Ok so um, our question, sent by the lovely Pumpkinfur, is...who do you like better, Goldenflower or Sasha?
Tigerstar: Ew, neither ok.
Rashpaw: C'mon, you HAD to at least LIKED ONE of them, I mean, like, you had kits with them and all
Tigerstar: I was high on catnip.
Chip: You play with catnip?
Tigerstar: No, I meant...I wasn't thinking staight...Bluestar's death really...shocked me..umn
Rashpaw: Lies. C'mon, at least play for the camera. Just choose one! They won't come hurling at you, I promise, they won't. After Greystripe's interview, we made sure to lock and add security to the doors. Not you need it, but we do...better safe then sorry? (Shrinks away from Tigerstar's glare)
Tigerstar: Well.
Chip: Just do eeny meeny miney moe ok gosh we have others to interview too you're not the one and only ok?
Tigerstar: Fine. Goldenflower then gosh you happy now?
Rashpaw: Why?
Tigerstar: Because...
Rashpaw: Why
Chip: WHY
Rashpaw: Why
Chip: WHY
Rashpaw: Why
Chip: WHY
Rashpaw: Why
Chip: WHY
Rashpaw: Why
Chip: WHY
Rashpaw: Why
Chip: WHY
Rashpaw: Why
Chip: WHY
Tigerstar: BECAUSE SHE WAS CLANBORN OK UNLIKE SASHA WHO WAS A FAT KITTYPET TRYING TO BE COOL LIKE ME SHE'S A WANNABE BUT THEN SHE'S ALL LIKE, OH NO TIGERSTAR, I DON'T WANT TO JOIN YOUR CLAN, AND I'M LIKE, WHY I'M HOT, AND SHE'S LIKE, NO CUZ UR EVIL AND I'M LIKE, NOT EVIL, JSUT GANGSTA, BUT SHE'S ALL "WHATEVER IM LEAVING YOU WITH AND BTW I PREGNANT NOT FAT AND I WILL GO AWAY FOR A LONGISH TIME JUST TO TRY TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD?BUT THEN I PLAN ON GIVING MY KITS TO RIVAHCLAN HOW DO YOU FELL ABOUT THAT"
Rashpaw: Burn, Sasha
Chip: Okey...this went off track.
Rashpaw: You know that Lepardstar liked you too?
Tigerstar: Oh.
Chip: Ok,,,,next question...Who do you like better,
Tigerstar: NO
Chip: Brambleclaw or Hawkfrost
Tigerstar: NO
Rashpaw: Personally, Hawkfrost is more cute, but...
Tigerstar: Hawkfrost
Chip: Why is that?
Tigerstar: Because he's EVIL like me? And he gets all the ladies and fanart too, no one cares about Brambleclaw and his stupid mate Squirrelflight
Chip: Actually, they get fanart too...
Rashpaw: And Scourge actually gets all the ladies.
Meanwhile, at the lake
Hawkfrost: WHOOOHOOOOO IN YO FACE, BRAMLEBUTT! DADDY LIKES ME MOAAAAARRRRR
Brambleclaw: SHUT UP OK IT'S BEEN A BAD DAY
Back at the studio...
Chip:Ok thanks, Tigerstar for coming here on Warriors Confession Show.
Tigerstar: Whatever kid.
Sasha: (Storms in) EXCUSE MEEEEE, BUT WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME?
Tigerstar: (Sceams like freaking little girl) I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE DOORS WERE LOCKED
Rashpaw: Yeah, but I thought you didn't need them, being so tough, so I unlocked them...(Awkward shrugs)
Tigerstar: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!11!1
Chip: And that concludes this day's show, folks!