Rashpaw: Hello again! My fellow warriors and loners and kittypets and twolegs! (winks) to another , yes we mean another, as in this show didn't get ransacked and banned for the foul play of our guest stars, show of Warrior Cats Confession Show! Also know as War-cats Spill All All, or WCCS because acronyms are cool.

Chip: That was an unnecessarily long intro. But BTW we should totes nick name this War-cats, as the cats do tend to get violent here...

Rashpaw: (Butt bumps Chips away) Today, we have many quest stars planned to come...as suggested from Hawkclaw, aka Ilikedragons!

Chip: Lets see what the first question says..Hawkfrost: Did you ever like a she-cat? Or were you forever alone?

Rashpaw: Let's give it up for HAWKFROST!

Hawkfrost: Heyeyeye! What is UP?!

Rashpaw: The SKY.

Hawkfrost: LAmEOOO

Chip: Ahem Ahemm. So, Hawkfrost, did you ever like a she-cat? Or were you a loner?

Hawkfrost: I like many she-cats!

Rashpaw: Whom?

Hawkfrost: My mommy and my sister Mothwing! :

Chip: I don't think you understand this...like, as in love, as in NOT YOUR MOMMY OR SISTER OMG

Hawkfrost: Well... now that you mention it...

(Everyone leans in)

Hawkfrost: I always had a soft spot for Berrytail

Rashpaw: He's a TOMCAT!

Hawkfrost: Really?! But Berry is such a she-cat name! And his voice was always so high pitched...and he was always complaining about his fur... are you SURE?

Rashpaw: Last time I check.

(Everyone stares at Rashpaw)

Rashpaw: Whuhu-uhu-uhuh hha-ha, just kidding haha, NEXT! THANK-YOU-HAWKFROST-FOR-COMING-IT-WAS-NICE-NOW-LET 'S-WELCOME-MOTHWING-AND-CLOUDTAIL-NOW

(Hawkfrost awkwardly exits, and Mothwing and Cloudtail come in.)

Mothwing: Hello!

Cloudtail: Ooh, a camera! The twolegs used to use it and take picture of me, because I'm so pretty!

Chip: (sighs) Alright, Mothwing and Cloudtail, do you guys believe in StarClan and the Dark Forest now, because they DID appear in the Big Battle between The Dark Forest.

Rashpaw: Yeah, c'mon Cloudtail, you totally got ingured by one, remember? Dovewing was there?

Cloudtail: Ugh, I SAW them, so I know they are real, but I don't want to worship them and pray to them whenever I catch prey, because that's so time consuming...

Rashpaw: Uh, rude.

Chip: And you, Mothwing?

Mothwing: I agree with Cloudtail, and I would like to point out that dead cats can't die again, and that is stupid. What's the point of being DEAD if you could die AGAIN and be NOTHING?

Rashpaw: One of life's greatest questions.

Chip: Well, Spottedleaf had it coming, though, although she did make a pretty good dramatic exit.

Rashpaw: Yes...for our last quest star, the much loved hyper-sensitive Dovewing!

Dovewing: Hello! It's such a honor to be here! Just listen and smell that equipment...

Chip: Uh, so. The question is..Dovewing, Bumblestripe or Tigerheart?

Dovewing: (sigh) Only the most overrated question ever. Bumblestripe, because he's a clanmate, and I stick to the Warrior Code adn...

Rashpaw: LIES! Come ON, Dovewing, it's a CONFESSION SHOW, and we all know you're lying.

Dovewing: (Takes a deep breath.) Alright. Tigerheart because he's way mcuh better looking, and he's not all up my face like Bumblestripe, you have no idea how annoying he gets it's like, UGH! Also Tigerheart is way much stronger, and his Mom isn't like Millie, who is like, so annoying, I wouldn't want my mother-in-law to be this little stupid idiot who goes all like, EW I THINK THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME and yeah, even though Dawnpelt is a loser, at least it's better than a stupid cat that went to the dark side and like...

Rashpaw: Uh..I think ti's time to end this show...

Bumblestripe: Really Dovepaw? All that time and you HATE me? Great, I thought you were better than that (rambles on and on)

Dawnpelt: I am NOT a LOSER!

Millie: STOP HATING ME I AM THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE OK

Tigerheart: Well. I don't blame you, I AM rather good looking heeheh let's go hunting at sundown? (Flashes grin)

Bumblestripe: HISSSSS

(Bumblestripe jumps on TIgerheart and they fight)

Millie: NUH-UH! NOBODY AIN'T GONNA TOUCH MY BABY BOY LIKE DAT!

(Millie jumps in and fights Tigerheart)

Dawnpelt: NO BEOTCH BACK OFF MY BRO (Hisses and kicks Millie)

Dovepaw: (Trollface)

Chip: Wow you are a player.

Cobrastar: (From backstage) UH, SCENE! STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OR WARRIOR CATS CONFESSION SHOW!

Rashpaw: ALSO KNOWN AS WAR-CATS!