Rashpaw: Heyhey hey yall! Welcome yet another episode of WCCS! Warrior Cats Confession Show we rock!

Chip: Today, we will be asking the warriors how old they are.

Rashpaw: Eeeheeeehehehe Ok...first up...is...

Chip: NSHK NNSHK NNST FIYASTAR!

(Rashpaw presses a button and a recording of cheers come up)

Firestar: Hey oh hi wow nice tech!

Chip: Yes we are very IN with our technologies but you are not hear to gawk at our awesome Bazing you are here to be our guest star...among many.

Rashpaw: OK let's cut to the chase. Firestar, how OLD are you? I mean really you been leader for so long and like wow.

Chip: Also Blackstar, man, is HE a long liver.

Firestar: Well I'm not THAT old, I'm only like about 40ish in Two-leg years.

Chip: To be modest, yes.

Rashpaw: What about you, Spiderleg?

Spiderleg: Well, besides what the stupid book said about me being "whiskered" and about to hit the elders den, I am younger than Firestar here.

Firestar: Yeah, right. You just don't have my young complexion.

Graystripe: Dang right you are.

Mousefur: Eyye PIPE IS DOWN.

Rashpaw: Well I guess being leader with 9 lives helps with your complexion, doesn't it, Firestar?

Firestar: Yep, pretty much. The rest of you can try my Firestar Prettyful Sparkle Night Cream. Just apply one coat of it per night and within 2 weeks, you'll have a gorgeous face like me!

Purdy: I tried it and it no help me, fool's dung, I tell you, don't be usin' his junk!

Chip: Well Purdy we all know you're like 70, and so is Mousefur, but Rock-y Brock-y you're like ANCIENT man! Exactly HOW old ARE you?

Rock: Ehhh lost track about 10 k years ago. And by the way, Purdy, the cream works. I haven't looked this young since forever.

Firestar: Yup, I told you all! Here everyone, have a can, the stuff works miracles. (Hands out cream to everyone)

Blackstar: Well...maybe I'll try it..I DO need to stay sharp after all...

Firestar: Yeah and it REALLY helps your fur gleam! Also with color enhancing formulas!

Rashpaw: This is a talk show not an info-commercial.

Corbrastar: (From backstage) YO RASHPAW SNAG A FEW CANS FOR ME WILL YA?

Chip: Ok this is really off track, so this ends today's show.

Rashpaw: Stay tuned for more War-Cats! Stay pretty, viewers!