Rashpaw: Hello my pretties!
Chip: Welcome to the second season of Warrior Cats Confession show!
Rashpaw: Still can't believe we got this far.
Chip: Thank you guys so much for the support and love you guys get a holla.
Rashpaw: Holla!
Chip: Holla!
Cobrastar (from backstage): Ayyye holla!
Rashpaw: Seriously you guys are twerkalicious.
Chip: Today we have our old *ancient* ancestors of the warrior cats!
Rashpaw: Yay, old people.
Chip: Gaywing! Clearsky! Brightstream! Storm! Woot woot!
Graywing: Wait.
Storm: Hello...so this is a studio...
Clearsky: Umn wait I don't understand you said only one of them would be here?
Rashpaw: I guess you don't watch our shows, because usually we always lie about things like that.
Graywing: Did you seriously just call me Gaywing omg you did not.
Storm: He did.
Graywing: I love you.
Storm: What.
Clearsky: What.
Rashpaw: Wait you're not supposed to confess yet Brightstream isn't even here yet.
Chip: (yells backstage) HEY COBRASTAR, WHERE'RE EAGLE FOOD?
Cobrastar: I DUNNO SHE HASN'T SIGNED IN YET!
(Door bursts open)
Brightstream: (pant) Sorry, I'm late! I just wanted to look extra spectacular in my reunion with Clearsky.
Rashpaw: Well there he is!
Clearsky: Hi there honey...!
Rashpaw: (whispers to Brightstream) with his new mate.
Brightstream: What.
Clearsky: No.
Brightstream: The.
Storm: Wait-what?
Rashpaw: (to camera) Pan, pan! And zoom on their faces!
Clearsky: Look, it's not a big deal-
Brightstream: #* q#$#( $*? YOU HORSE POOP!
Chip: Woah we're going to have to cut that out.
Brightstream: I don't care! (#* Q#(*$&# (# *$& *** I GOT EATEN MY FREAKING BIRDS AND THOUGHT YOU'D BE SO SAD AND DEPRESSED FOR ME BUT AFTER YOU SEE THAT LITTLE DUST BAG YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT ME WHAT THE HECK?
Graywing: It's ok, calm down, he didn't mean to hurt-
Chip: Hey Gaywing, stay out of this.
Brightstream: DON'T BE THE PEACEMAKER HERE YOU KNOW YOU LOVED HER TOO. THAT LITTLE BUTT OF A BROTHER TOOK HER AWAY.
Graywing: Shut up, bird feed!
Brightstream: YOU'RE JUST AS BAD OK YOU KNOW TURTLETAIL LOVED YOU AND YOU'RE LIKE NOPE I MUST LOVE A DUMB CAT THAT STEALS MATES HAHA WOW AT LEAST SHE'S GOOD DEEP DOWN RIGHT?
Storm: HEY STOP WOMAN IM PRETTIER THAN YOU I CAN SEE YOUR WEAVE!
Clearsky: Hey stop you do NOT make fun of Storm!
Brightstream: SEE YOU'RE DEFENDING HER YOU LOVE HER BETTER! SHE'S UGLYYYYYY
Storm: YOUR WEAVE IS *UGLY*!
Brightstream: You do not MAKE FUN OF MY WEAVE!
Storm: But I just DID.
Brightstream: GIRL HOLD MY EARRINGS. (tosses earrings to Rashpaw)
Rashpaw: What can cats even do that I don't think that's-ooh pearl!
Brightstream: IT'S GOING DOWN, CHICA!
Storm: TIMBER!
(The two she cats aggressively fight, yowling.)
Clearsky: Wow I feel so...powerful!
Graywing: Bro you gotta stop the world does not revolve around you.
Chip: Yeah you're nasty-pants.
Rashpaw: Woah I don't think it's supposed to bend that way...
Chip: OH that's going to hurt in the morning!
Rashpaw: Well this looks like a good place to end...
Chip: Good-bye viewers! Stay tuned for the next episode of this season!
Rashpaw: War-Cats signing out! Peace my homies!