Rashpaw: Hello, our loyal viewers!

Chip: And welcome to our totally spooky Halloween special! Warning, you may pee yourself. Just kidding!

Rashpaw: In honor of being scared, we bought the most spookiest villains of warrior cat history to special guest star in today's episode!

Chip: HASHTAG RAD AM I RIGHT

Rashpaw: Never say that. Ever. Oh my gosh I am cringing.

Chip: Sorry, couldn't help myself. It's hard to stay hip in a culture that loves and hates everything.

Rashpaw: We're cats, I don't think we care about the pop culture.

Chip: Hello, we ARE pop culture. Ever seen LOLcats?

Rashpaw: True. In care you viewers didn't know, LOLcats are also celebrities in the cat world, but we won't talk about that.

Chip: So...let's get right on to it! Introducing our spooky-tastic evil satanic villains!

Rashpaw: Spooky is getting old. It's not going to be a thing, okay?

(The room darkens, and the lights flash.)

Chip: Maplehleeeef!

Mapleleaf: SHUT UP. Honestly why do you have to pronounce everyone's name weird? I'm going to slash you in pieces if you do that again.

Chip: Maplehleeeh-

Rashpaw: Chip, don't. We only have so many guards.

Chip: Uh, also, SCOURGE! (mutters) Couldn't really mess that one up.

Scourge: Hello. I see that this room is quite cold. Like my heart. And my blood. The ice-y veins of-

Chip: Broke-it-star!

Brokenstar: ...

Chip: Hawk-bacaw-caw-caw-frost!

Hawkfrost: Hi everyone! Glad to make an reappearance on this show! Did you guys see my cameo on Season 1, Episode 2? Now I'm here on Season 2, Episode 2. Oh, the irony...

Chip: And the all time reoccurring guest star, TAIGASTAAAAA!

Tigerstar: Aye homie how's it going.

(Chip and Tigerstar fistbump then belly bump)

Hawkfrost: Father, when did you become gangster?

Tigerstar: Aye homie I was always straight hood. Ever wondered how you never knew I was your father until a long time?

Rashpaw: It all makes sense now...

Chip: Wow! Our first confession! Tigerstar was born in the ghetto!

Rashpaw: He was born ghetto too, kind of. His dad left him, and plus Tigerstar was a sick little kit.

Tigerstar: Okay we can stop talking about that now.

Chip: Wow! Your theme song should go like, "Started from the bottom now we here." By Drake!

Mapleleaf: That was literally the worst conversation that I have ever heard.

Rashpaw: So, Mapleleaf, how was it in the Dark Forest? How did you handle the foul stench of the forest?

Mapleleaf: I have not cared for so long that I cannot smell anymore. I literally can't even.

Rashpaw: Okay...so how are you liking fall? You know, you name is very much like a fall theme.

Mapleleaf: Well I cannot wait for the pumpkin spice lattes from Starbucks, is all I'm saying!

Chip: Mapleleaf...you don't happen to also like Uggs, do you?

Mapleleaf: I love them, but sadly cats don't wear shoes. But I have white fur where my legs are, so it looks like boots anyways!

Rashpaw: Seems like Mapleleaf is a white girl. Wow. Did not expect this.

Mapleleaf: My therapist says it helps with the anger.

Chip: Whatever floats your-

Mapleleaf: DON'T MENTION FLOATING.

Brokenstar: (whispers) Her kits drowned.

Chip: Right...sorry.

Rashpaw: So, uh Hawkfrost, how is the relationship between you and Brambleclaw? Sorry, Bramblestar.

Hawkfrost: WELL. Not well.

Chip: Why would you say that?

Hawkfrost: We have a big fight.

Rashpaw: Do tell.

Hawkfrost: Honestly, I don't want to talk about it. But all I'm saying is that just because I didn't ever become leader and I more or less have no soul, he doesn't have to rub in the fact that HE actually became leader. I mean is that rude, or what? He thinks he is so great. He always has!

Tigerstar: (Coughs) Well, uh, he DID kill you. So yeah, he is kind of better than you. Like he was kind of lame at first, but becoming leader, he totally upgraded.

Hawkfrost: DAD! You said you wouldn't pick favorites! And I thought I was best!

Tigerstar: Says the part-time deputy that never became leader.

(Everyone gasps)

Hawkfrost: HURTFUL! (Runs out of the set crying)

Tigerstar: Oops.

Rashpaw: So...erm...Scourge, what do you like to do now?

Scourge: Well, I like to write little novels here and there.

Chip: About what?

Scourge: Well...mostly myself.

Mapleleaf: So...is that why you refer to yourself in third person all the time?

Scourge: It's ILLUSTRATIVE!

Chip: Do you like to do anything else?

Scourge: I also post videos on YouTube...if anyone wants to see my Draw My Life...

Brokenstar: No thanks, we already read the manga.

Scourge: I believe I can be a popular and famous YouTuber one day...I mean I had a troubled life just like them!

Rashpaw: Moving on. Brokenstar, how do you feel about being a jerk to your whole family and also being the only kit born completely evil?

Brokenstar: ...I think that they should have told me. How would I have known anything? No one told me.

Chip: No one told you killing people to get what you want is bad.

Brokenstar: Nnnnnope.

Rashpaw: Sure, okay. Do you like Lizardfang or Yellowfang better?

Brokenstar: Both of my moms were hags, so what's the difference?

Chip: Well...what are your feelings on Yellowfang being your madre?

Brokenstar: I'm sad to say that I got some of her genes.

Rashpaw: Dang brah! You a feisty one!

Chip: Okay, before we go. This question goes out to all of you. What will you guys dress up as for Halloween?

Scourge: A sock with rubies sewn onto it.

Mapleleaf: A cat! I'm going to wear all black and draw on a nose and whiskers and...wait...

Brokenstar: I plan on just stealing everyone's candy.

Tigerstar: A tree. I'll blend right in...

Chip: Hawkfrost?

Hawkfrost: (sobbing) I'm going to dress up as Branblestar, because it's the only way I'll ever be LOVED!

Tigerstar: Oh, suck it up, you pussy.

Rashpaw: Uh... well, this concludes this episode!

Chip: Happy Halloween!

Rashpaw: And salute to the black cats!