(Insert God Eater BGM Ruthless King/Merciless Lord)
Spidey vs the world
"But back to you Thor." Peter said after giving out his only warning. I also find you to probably be the most unintelligent person I've ever met. I mean you can't say shit about Hulk when you act with even less intelligence. Seriously you struggle to choose between a literal goddess for Jane Foster? I mean she's hot and all ,especially when she kinda looks like Natalie Portman, but come on man! Sif is an actual goddess. Jane's earthly beauty can't even compare and i should know I've met both. And don't get me started on Amora. I'm pretty sure that bitch would have shared you with Sif if you requested and I'm sure Sif would have been okay with it considering all the shit you but her through. I'm honestly surprised Heimdall hasn't done something to kill you for the way you treat his sister!"
Peter continued insulting Thor in various ways all the while Peter kept spining Mjolnir much like Thor would have done. As he did so the sun ,which earlier could have been seen, was now blocked by black clouds.
"You may have mighty Mjolnir but I am still the god of thunder." The god growled out lowly.
"Fine then since none of you want to let me pass so i can check on my fiance you'll be removed from my path." With that Peter suddenly appeared crouched in from of Thor while still spinning Mjolnir. In the next instant Peter had uppercutted Thor with his own hammer sending him out of Earth's orbit in less than a cyber second.
The next thing anyone knew an after image of spidey appeared behind all the telepaths ,reminding the nerds among the group of the image of Beerus appearing behind Goku and knocking him out of commission, appearing to give them all a chop to the back of their necks. The only two who reacted fast enough were Dr. Strange and Emma Frost. Strange had put up a forcefield and Emma activated her second mutation.
Suddenly Peter appeared in front of Emma ,standing with his hands in his non-existent pants pocket nonchalantly, gazing at her.
"Telepaths, you all seem to forget that while you have uncanny powers your actual bodies are just human."
"How do you plan to beat me now? You don't have the strength to break diamonds!" Emma said smirking.
However on the inside she was panicking. 'Shit he just took out the all the world's best telepaths and a god faster than anybody could react.'
"I believe i told you i don't think your second mutation spreads internally so I'm just going to test out my theory." Peter started simply. He even had the audacity to pretend to be checking his nails.
"Yeah and just how do you p-"
Emma never got to finish because Peter administeted an uppercut that looked suspiciously like one from a certain game by Capcom. And much like Thor Emma was sent far into the air. She didn't leave orbit but she wasn't coming down anytime soon.
"I got her!" Iron Man stated preparing to take off after her considering he was probably the only one fast enough to catch her.
Well he would have if Peter hadn't spoken up.
"Paris activate Sombra protocol 7."
(In Tony's suit)
"By order of Mistress Paris all suit functions are being disabled." Jarvis stated to his creator as he began shutting down all the suits fuctions.
"What! Hey Jarvis buddy what are you doing?"
"Sorry alcoholic douchebag but I'm in control and unless you somehow figure out a way to run this suit without a computer system you're officially out of this fight."
(Real world)
"Yeah I've had a backdoor into your system for years. Every computer system on the planet really but that's beside the point!" Peter said as he walked over to Tony's prone body.
"Hulk Smash!"
Well Peter obviously dodged that before he looked behind him at Hulk who had returned.
"Hey big guy, are we really about to do this?"
"BUG MAN HURT GOLDILOCKS. HULK HURT BUG MAN!" The incredible one screamed.
"Guess we are." Peter said quietly.
Suddenly blue and red electricity crackled around Peter's hands and feet. Looking closely it looked like the red lightning was trying to choke out the blue. In reality Peter had more Chaotic energy than Tantric energy built up.
Their fight was epicly short in that after pulling out his stingers Peter plunged them into Hulk's body. After releasing his venom into Hulk the green goliath stopped moving and fell out.
Captain America challenged Peter next by throwing his frisbee i mean shield which Peter promptly caught.
"What did you do to Hulk?" He asked.
"I gave him a nice dose of my venom. His healing factor should be able to keep him alive. But it can't fight off the paralyzing effects too. He'll live." Peter stated before he threw Caps shield with even more force than cap knocking the American Icon out cold and then peculiarly the hammer bounced on the walls. The peculiar part was that it kept getting faster with every bounce until it was a blur.
At first the other heroes were weary be of it. Thinking it might hit one of them but it never did. It just kept bouncing.
"He may be able to see faster but i legit do everything faster still." Peter said while turning to the remaining heroes.
His electricity still crackling. His demeanor still nonchalant. His face black but his mind on a rage.
During this entire event Otto had been watching closely he was amazed at what Peter had accomplished.
'He's done to the Avengers what he's done to us for years. With just his words he's thrown their entire teams into chaos. Every word was tactical! Every motion of his body calculated! I've vastly underestimated Spider-Man. No matter my plan will still work.' Otto thought to himself.
Peter proceeded to fuck up said plan. He walked over to Sandman and started talking to him.
"So the only reason you're here is cause those jerks over there have your youngest daughter. Yeah well I've informed the X-Men that aren't here trying to arrest me of the situation. Well my A.I. Paris did." Shaking his head to concentrate Peter continued. Anyway your other daughters Keemia and Susan just finished rescuing Penny."
Paris then hacked into a nearby giant screen and showed a video of the live feed. It showed some of the X-Men and Sandman's daughters being rescued.
"Mind doing me a favor and handling the rest of 'em? I've taken out all the others who could actually do something to you." Peter asked while jerking his finger at the others.
Without a word sandman began engaging all the other Heroes and Villains present and was essentially winning.
A few got past Flint like Clint.
Hawkeye had tried to shoot an arrow at Peter. Peter responded by creating a web bow and arrow and shot one back at him. The next arrow the deaf man tensed broke his string. A testament to Peter's even greater accuracy. Hawkeye ,in dumbass frustration, decided to hit Peter with the metal bow. The bow ended up bending against Peter a little more than it should.
"People keep forgetting that i have invulnerability comparible to Power Man." (canon though writers keep forgetting it)
Peter then flicked Clint upside his head knocking him out. And also breaking his neck. Not killing him obviously.
Next was Natasha. Peter would up webbing her to a nearby wall cause let's face it without extra augments sure wasn't a threat at all.
After her name Johnny Storm but when he got about two feet from Peter Cap's shield came out of nowhere and knocked him up side his head and through several buildings. Almost like that was planned out beforehand.
Finally came the Wolverine. He appeared right when Peter was making to leave.
"You still have to fight me bub!" Weapon X said as he unsheathed his claws.
"No I don't! Have you not been paying attention. This entire time one person hasn't bothered trying to fight me."
Realization dawned on Logan as he was tackled out of Spidey's path by weapon X-23.
After that interruption Peter made to leave again when Iron Man landed directly in front of him in a superhero landing.
"I've got one question for you." Now Iron Man aimed every weapon in his suit at Peter. "What did you do with Thor?"
"I sent him to the sun. He's a god so i think he can survive that. If not well... I'm trying not to think about that."
"Do you have any idea what you've done here today? The amount of damage-"
"Did you use a neural interface?" Peter cut him off while gesturing to the fact that Tony could even move.
"Yeah???"
Peter smirked "All according to plan."
(End Flashback)
"After that i ripped Tony out of his armor, broke both his arms and legs, crushed the arc reactor in his chest and had Paris dial 911 for him." Peter finished his tale to Daredevil. "After which i went to check on Felicia." Peter said sadly.
For his part Daredevil didn't react he just noticed things. Whatever was in front of him wasn't Spider-Man. This person wasn't the friend he had come to know. The hero all other heroes had come to despise including himself. Whatever this was it wasn't the friendly neighbor. But most importantly Daredevil noticed the smell of copper.
For Elektra she couldn't believe. Spidey and her orbits weren't the closest two in the world but even she never in a million years thought he'd be capable of what he'd just claimed. And he wasn't known for being a liar.
Currently his back was to the pair while he seemed to look out their window watching New York. Taking a sniff Elektra noticed the smell of copper. Looking at Spidey's hands she noticed something red dripping from it and to the floor. Taking a glance at the ceiling she noticed the red handprints.
"Spidey... Peter what do you want from me. Why are you telling me all this?"
At that Peter turned around abruptly and the mask of Spider-Man consumed his face. His lenses narrowed to their smallest possible. And then he spoke with conviction. "Because I Quit."
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