6: Dirty Blond Seductress

Summary: "Your job is to seduce insane, murderous, power-hungry, traitors?" "I prefer to call it saving the Uchiha line."

Warning: Mensions Sex. And Sperm. Sex humor.

Momo dropped into the Hokage office first thing without knocking. This was time sensitive after all.

"Mission complete: I bring back with me the semen of Uchihas Sasuke and Itachi and request immediate collection of said samples." She smirked at the scowl that immediately appeared on Sakura's face.

"Well done." The Hokage praised. "Sakura, see to her immediately. We'll finish this discussion another time."

Momo could have done it herself but understood the Hokage would want her best medic to be the one handling the precious specimens.

Only once Momo was on the examination table with her legs spread for the extraction did Sakura begin to speak. "I trust this is only Uchiha sperm Crane-San? We cannot afford to have contamination due to over-zealousness like in previous missions."

Crane merely rolled her eyes beneath her ANBU mask. "I am aware, Medic-San. Though there were many bloodlines and strong shinobi genes that would benefit the village and I wished to collect, I was able to refrain from doing so even if my water nature and chakra control could easily separate the samples." Sakura's frown did not abate, nor did she continue speaking. Momo sighed, thinking out loud, she continued. "Maybe I'll ask for a follow up mission. The men seemed to like me; it wouldn't be too hard to get more information or sex out of them. The Uchiha was certainly good enough at it to be tolerable. I wouldn't mind a repeat experience and more samples would always be useful."

She was brought out of her musings by Sakura's brusque retort of "which one?"

"Pardon? Sorry, but which one what?" Crane asked.

Sakura worked her jaw slightly. "Which Uchiha?"

Another smirk worked its way up Crane's face. "Which Uchiha what?" She repeated only somewhat smugly.

"Which one was tolerable?" Sakura finally managed to grit out, red faced.

Momo considered replying with a petty, 'wouldn't you like to know' or a smug 'curious what it's like to lay with the big boys, girly?' But decided against the antagonism for today and answered a short "Itachi" to her question. And then, because she couldn't help it, added, "Sasuke was terrible. Just wanted to take me from behind. Which reminds me, there's definitely a sample in the back when you're done clearing out the front."

"Shut. Up." Sakura growled through clenched teeth.

"You asked, honey."