Chapter 5: the HQ

As vallence pulls the car into the company car park the two heros got out and mary went to open sams door and she saw that sam was trying to undo the buckle himself. Sam cursed under his breath it was a simple child proof lock why couldn't sam undo such a simple fucking buckle.

Mary undid the buckle in one push of its release and sam gave her a death glare the same one that he would give when he was about to fight. "And that's the stare we all know and love" mary says picking sam up "i hope carrying me won't become a regular thing" sam says knowing full well it will be more than regular.

As sam was taken into the building employees from all departments were at the exit to the parking to see if what they heard was true and their collective jaws hit the ground. Sam to say is nervous would be a huge understatement if he had any pee in him he would probably pee his pants with fear being in public and unable to use his quirk.

Mary sighed "back to your stations we have a city to watch me and vall will change shifts to look after sam don't bug the one looking after him unless it's a real emergency or if you feel like babysitting" mary says and the employees salute returning to their stations.

Sams fear was quickly replaced with embarrassment "babysitting really? I am not a baby" sam says frustrated and folds his arms. "Oh hush the more you say that the more i am going to drill it into your head that you're ours" mary said as her and vall carried sam into a lift and hit the button for the top floor.

When they got there and walk into their office sam noticed a few things that disturbed him like a childs playpen, changing table that was built for something that wasn't a baby and a oversized baby bouncer. "OH FUCK NO!" sam shouted out trying to climb over marys shoulder only getting a smack on the butt "don't struggle baby otherwise your butt is going to be sore" mary says placing sam on the changing table and straps him down.

"YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE ME USE DIAPERS!" sam shouts as he kicks and mary lifts his legs and slides the diaper under his butt the kicks meaning nothing as if he was an actual baby and taped it up. "Quit resisting your mummy baby boy otherwise you won't get any desert after dinner" vall says as mary steps aside and vall picks sam up "you're taking the first shift then, il go check up on the cases" mary said leaving the office.

Sam took out his rage on valls chest pounding away at it with his fists as vall places the villain who was only dressed in a simple black diaper into the bouncer and went to sit at his desk. "Speaking of dinner i am going to order pizza what one do you want?" vall says tapping away at his computer but sam was too angry to reply "plain cheese it's then" vall says with a sigh ordering the food.

Sam was beyond pissed off he didn't care if he was having pizza for dinner even though plain cheese pizza was his favourite and he was starving refusing most of the food the hospital offered because he hated how it tasted surviving on a nutrient drink. Sam didn't even want to grace valls questions with answers no matter how mundane they were he just wanted to go back to his safehouse and go to bed.

Vall looked at sam and sighed "i am only trying to be nice sam be lucky you're not on the executioners table" vall says "maybe i should of chose death" sam snapped back. Vall did not know much about actual children but he did know a lot about villains after chasing sam for 4 years.

"Ok sam lets make a deal if you put up with the baby stuff 2000 yen will be put in your account each week" vall says and sam perks up a little, "make it 28876 yen and you have yourself a deal" sam says and vall smiles "you drive a hard bargain but fine 28876 yen a week no skin of my nose" vall says.

"No i want 28876 yen a day" sam said and vall stared at sam "don't push your luck you are getting it weekly not daily or no deal" vall said and sam begrudgingly agrees. "We already have your account information police found out after your compound was raided" vall says and sam went from calm to pissed again.

"THEY RAIDED MY COMPOUND!? WHO WAS ON THAT TEAM I WILL HAVE THEIR GUTS ON MY CARPETS!" sam cried out being silenced by something being shoved in his mouth something rubbery. "W-wait is dis.." sam said giving it a experimental suck and yup it was a pacifier and valls heart practically melted when he did and sam's eyes went wide.

Sam spat it out and folds his arms in protest "NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!" sam said firmly and vall sighed "well it was worth a try" vall said picking up the pacifier and dusting it off before putting it in his desk draw.

For about 40 minutes sam sat there in the bouncer and over time he went from angry to bored like that. Vall looked at sam as his receptionist brought in the twenty pizzas and leaves them on valls desk "now do you need me to cut up your pizzas or can i trust you not to choke?" vall asks.

Sam looked offended "i can eat a pizza without needing it cut for me hero… and don't even think about feeding me i can feed myself" sam says back angrily and vall picks up the grumpy villain and places him on a chair right next to him.

"No highchair? Thank god" sam said sighing in relief "we have that at home don't think you're out of the woods yet" vall says handing sam his pizza. Sam was gobsmacked to say the least "i forgot how much you eat" sam said as vall ate 2 large pizzas in about 5 seconds "this is nothing after all my quirk uses up a lot of energy" vall said shrugging.

As sam was on his 6th slice and vall on his 17th box when a woman knocks on the door "come in" vall says through a mouth full of hawaiian pizza. "U-um vallence sir mary has met all might in the parlor they are making their way up now" the receptionist said and vall nodded "thank you daisy il make sure neither sam or all might try to start a fight" vall says.