Miko: If we had stayed together today would have been our one year anniversary :(
Smokescreen: Let's watch some chicks fuck
Miko: DAFUQ DID YOU JUST SAY
Smokescreen: Sorry! I meant to type chickflicks, I swear
Miko: Sure you did
Bee: The line is so long!
Bulkhead: Just go in the sith entrance, it's quicker
Bee: I can't use the sith entrance. I'm a jedi :(
Arcee: Hey, can I ask a sexual favour?
Ratchet: Oh, I'm flattered ;P
Arcee: What did I say?
Ratchet: Read the last message you sent me
Arcee: Oh primus. I'm dying of embarrassment. *special favour!
Ratchet: I just laughed out loud in the medbay. Optimus now thinks that I'm crazy. Thanks a lot.
Bulkhead: I'm so lonely.
Arcee: Aww why?
Bulkhead: Bee and Smokescreen are having a sex marathon and Ultra Magnus is fisting Wheeljack
Arcee: (O_0) what?!
Bulkhead: Oh primus, Magnus is VISITING Wheeljack. Not fisting.
Arcee: Well, those are some mental images I won't forget for a while.
Starscream: 370HSSV
Shockwave: What.
Starscream: Turn it upside down ;)
Miko: My lips are so dry, ugh
June: Do you want some vagisil? I always keep some in my bag.
Miko: What the hell?
June: I meant Vaseline! I swear I did!
Agent Fowler: Speaking of downsizing, I'm selling an antique pimp organ. Do you think Craigslist is a good idea?
Agent Fowler: *pipe organ
Agent Fowler: I'm keeping the pimp organ
Agent Fowler: I don't think anyone is making new ones
Bulkhead: Miko where are you. I've been sitting here for an hour.
Miko: Sorry! Chewbacca wouldn't stop running her mouth
Bulkhead: You're friends with Chewbacca and you never told me
Miko: *Chelsea, not Chewbacca
Miko: Although that would be awesome
Bee: I just finished reading Dracula yesterday. I have to say it's awesome!
Raf: I think Bra Sticker was an amazing author
Raf: Shit. Meant Bram Stoker
Raf: Bee?
Bee: Can't text...
Bee: Too busy trying not to laugh in the middle of a meeting