"Cartoon Royal Rumble"
Rated T
Summary: 80 men/women from your favorite cartoons will battle it out in a battle royal for a chance at $1,000,000! It's all out mayhem and anarchy in the first ever Cartoon Royal Rumble!
Disclaimer: I especially do not own anything associated with Cartoon Network, Disney, Fox's Animation Domination, Nickelodeon, Adult Swim, Hub Network or anything animated whatsoever. Or not to mention the fact that I don't own WWE or TNA.
P.S.: The list of characters I have will be random, so you won't know who'll show up in this match. Once again, I don't own.
Chapter 11: Bored To Dan
With the fans patiently waiting, the 37th entrant made her way in about 12... 11...
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #38: Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
For the 38th time tonight, the horn sounded, which brought in a female competitor. Considering by her beautiful brown hair and leather outfit (which was described as a vampire-pilgrim-scuba diver), she began running towards the ring in full speed.
"All right! Now that's a real hottie right there!" Jonesy chuckled.
"Here comes Vanessa Doofenshmirtz from 'Phineas and Ferb'," J.R. stated out. "And with Monty in the Rumble, who knows what kind of destruction these two's gonna make?"
When Vanessa got in the ring, she saw Carl trying to recover from the fireball attack made by Heath Burns.
As the Dennis Franz lookalike started getting up on his feet, Vanessa snuck behind him and lifted his legs, sending him over the top rope and onto the floor!
"Well, there goes Carl's chances of winning the Rumble," J.R. replied. "He's out!"
"It wasn't fair to have that Heath freak blow a fireball in his face!" Jonesy spat out.
"Regardless, an elimination is an elimination!" J.R. exclaimed.
28th Eliminated: Carl Brutananadilewski; Eliminated by: Vanessa Doofenshmirtz; Duration: 1:10
As the rest of the EMTs began to check over Carl's burnt face, Vanessa saw Frankie Stein trying to attempt a DDT on Twilight Sparkle.
Trying to win the support from fans, Vanessa went under the ropes and got up on the apron, taking her focus on both Frankie and Twilight. With a deep breath, Vanessa leaped from the apron...
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...and nailed Frankie with a springboard neckbreaker, at the same time that Twilight ended up getting DDT'd!
"Whoa, what a maneuver!" Jonesy exclaimed, almost being jumped out of his seat.
"That was too IMPACT-like!" J.R. nodded. "Let me tell ya, I'm impressed!"
While Frankie and Twilight took a bit of a dirt nap for the time being, Dan from 'Dan Vs.' suddenly bolted out of the curtain and made his way down the aisle. From there, Dan got in the ring, and started to beat down Buster Bunny.
"Hey, wait a minute," J.R. pointed out, "Dan's not supposed to be here in the Rumble! He got eliminated!"
"Apparently, he doesn't give a damn what you think!" Jonesy exclaimed.
"Someone get security out here now," J.R. shouted out. "Dan's wrecking the entire Rumble!"
Apparently, Heath Burns, Monty Monogram, and Flash Sentry saw this beatdown happen before their eyes.
In response, the three men all decided to gang up on Dan by drabbing the malcontent's black shirt. Dan was trying to break free, but it was to no use.
"Get off of me, you ruffians," Dan told all three men angrily. "I want to win this Rumble!"
But all three men, wouldn't take no for an answer. Instead, Heath, Monty and Flash picked Dan up in gorilla-press style, and launched him down to the floor.
"Well, there goes Dan once again!" J.R. exclaimed.
"Totally unfair for him, I assume!" Jonesy nodded.
After Dan started mumbling cusswords and heading backstage, Duncan and Geoff were busy trying to eliminate Spectra Vondergeist from the lower left turnbuckle. She was hanging on for dear life. Apparently, no one, including her friends from Monster High could help her at this moment.
"Uh-oh, we could say goodbye to the ghost freak, J.R.!" Jonesy chuckled while rubbing his hands.
"Spectra is in grave danger of getting eliminated!" J.R. cried out.
However, before Spectra could easily go over the top rope, Vanessa came out swinging with a chair, nailing both Duncan and Geoff in the backs. This left the columnist of the 'Ghostly Gossip to recover for a little while.
But Spectra wasn't looking to take a breather. She wanted to go high risk!
"What's Spectra up to?" J.R. raised an eyebrow.
"Is she gonna fly away from that turnbuckle?" Jonesy smirked. "After all, the Rumble's too much for her and backing away from this is a pretty solid choice!"
Spectra wasn't looking to fly away. While Geoff and Duncan was reeling from the chair shots...
...
...Spectra leaped up from the top rope and nailed both men with a moonsault!
"Asai moonsault by Spectra," J.R. replied. "And she's got the capacity crowd on their feet!"
"I think she could've flown away instead," Jonesy snarled. "After all, ghost freaks like her do that."
"I'm certain she isn't backing away from a golden opportunity quite like this!" J.R. obviously pointed out. "Anyway, we're about to see number 39 in this Rumble! Who's it gonna be?"
As Duncan and Geoff were laid motionless on the mat, the Rumble clock appeared on the titantron, revealing it's next entrant.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #39: Jackson Jekyll (Monster High)
As the horn sounded, a lanky nerd with a long-sleeved yellow shirt covered with a multi-colored vest dashed down the aisle. Apparently, he brought a boombox with him, just for various reasons.
"Okay, I'm not familiar with this guy at all," Jonesy muttered. "He looks like one of those nerds I could stuff inside a trash can!"
"Apparently, he's Jackson Jekyll from 'Monster High'." J.R. corrected him.
"You mean to tell me he's with the freaks?" Jonesy cried out with his eyes bulging. "Oh, this is gonna be sad, I can tell!"
As soon as Jackson put the boombox near the turnpost, he got in the ring.
But before he could make an impact, Buster Bunny came in and superkicked Jackson right in the kisser!
"Ooh!" J.R. cringed. "That was a rough start!"
"That nerd will be out in no time! All it takes is a few hits and it's done!" Jonesy chuckled.
Meanwhile, Geoff was busy getting double-teamed by both Frankie and Spectra in the upper right turnbuckle.
After roughing up the party boy with forearm shots to the face, Frankie went down on all fours. This forced Spectra to back away from Geoff a bit. Apparently, something was on Spectra's agenda.
"No way this is gonna happen..." Jonesy muttered.
"Like it or not, Spectra and Frankie are gonna channel their inner Hardy!" J.R. clearly stated out.
With the crowd being pumped up by Spectra, the 'Ghostly Gossip' columnist ran, hopped on Frankie's back and tried to nail Geoff...
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...only for the party boy to catch her bridal style! Using his tremendous strength, Geoff launched Spectra over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her much to Jonesy's relief.
"Well, see ya Spectra!" Jonesy chuckled.
"Spectra Vondergeist has been eliminated from the Rumble!" J.R. cried out.
"Time to fly away now, freak!" Jonesy chuckled yet again.
29th Eliminated: Spectra Vondergeist; Eliminated by: Geoff; Duration: 16:19
While Spectra departed from ringside in defeat, Jackson Jekyll was trying to pick himself up from the attack made by Buster Bunny.
After shaking the nerves off of him a bit, Jackson saw Buster by the upper right turnbuckle, giving out a 10-punch salute to Flash Sentry. Seeing this opportunity as payback, Jackson pushed Buster Bunny over the top rope and plummeted to the floor, eliminating him to a standing ovation.
"Buster's out of the match! Jackson has eliminated Buster Bunny!" J.R. cried out.
"I can't believe a nerdy freak eliminated a fruity blue rabbit!" Jonesy whined.
30th Eliminated: Buster Bunny; Eliminated by: Jackson Jekyll; Duration: 3:30
While Buster sadly walked away from his elimination, Heath Burns rolled underneath the ring, just to take a little breather.
Suddenly, he saw Monty Monogram feeling groggy on the ropes. Being the sneaky ninja that he was, Heath surprised Monty from behind by wrapping his legs around Monty's left arm and his arms around the right arm. So far, Heath had Monty trapped like a fly in a spider's web!
"Well, this is an interesting move!" J.R. exclaimed.
"Can somebody tell this freak to please get off of Monty?" Jonesy complained again.
"Can't do it," J.R. shook his head no. "This is the Royal Rumble. You can't tell anyone to get off of who once you're in the ring!"
While Monty was trying to break free, Flash Sentry shot him a glare. He then stanced himself, stomping his foot as if he was tuning up the band. The crowd could feel every stomp like a Los Angeles earthquake tremor.
As soon as he was about to superkick Monty 's jaw off his hinges...
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...Vanessa came in and cracked Flash in the face with a superkick of her own!
"My gawd! That was louder than a cannon going off!" J.R. cringed.
"You kidding?" Jonesy raised an eyebrow, "I think Vanessa just implanted a birthmark on Flash Sentry in the form of her foot!"
As soon as Heath tried to check on his partner, his face was suddenly run over by Twilight Sparkle's knee!
"Oh man, that freak got it in the kisser!" Jonesy laughed.
"That knee may be enough for Heath to chew his own teeth on that one!" J.R. nodded in unison.
While Vanessa and Monty both shared a brief kiss, they noticed the Rumble clock displaying over the titantron. Which meant another entrant was about to show up soon.
"Here comes number 40 making his way right now!" Jonesy exclaimed. He was feeling pumped who number 40 was gonna be.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #40: Milhouse Van Houten (The Simpsons)
As the horn sounded for the 40th time, a short blue-haired kid with red glasses began running down to the ring. While he was running, his glasses slipped out of his face, which forced him to go back and pick them up.
"Hey, it's the tall geek from Digimon!" Jonesy pointed out. "Except he's much shorter."
"Um, that's actually Milhouse Van Houten from 'The Simpsons'." J.R. corrected him.
"Huh," Jonesy replied in confusion. "I'm certain he looked a little taller on TV..."
As Milhouse got inside the ring, he started going to work immediately. He started throwing dropkicks to Duncan and Frankie Stein, and even ducking a clothesline from Flash Sentry, which forced Milhouse to counter with a neckbreaker.
"Wow, that geek's going strong here!" Jonesy exclaimed, looking impressed by Milhouse!
"I know," J.R. nodded. "He's tearing up the ring so far."
But it wasn't for long. Dan from "Dan Vs." bolted from the curtain once again and ran for the ring. When he got inside, he ended up spearing Milhouse to the mat and started beating him down!
"Hey, what the hell!?" J.R. whined.
"Dan's not gonna take no for an answer here, J.R.!" Jonesy exclaimed. "He's gone competely nuts!"
"Can somebody please stop this?" J.R. cried out.
As soon as he noticed Jackson and Twilight going after him, Dan managed to slide outside the ring and run for his life. Strangely, Dan ended up getting a major ovation for that little beatdown he gave to Milhouse.
Milhouse would never recover from that impact. Instead, Duncan grabbed the fabric of his shirt and sent him catapulting over the top rope and onto the floor.
"Because of Dan, Milhouse has been eliminated!" J.R. whined again.
"He didn't even try to get out of the starting blocks as far as I'm concerned." Jonesy replied.
31st Eliminated: Milhouse Van Houten; Eliminated by: Duncan; Duration: 0:21
Milhouse kept on whining that he was thrown out early, but whining wasn't gonna bring him back to the ring. Because of this, he walked up the aisle in a huff.
After Milhouse's departure, Geoff was trapped in a cobra clutch by Flash Sentry, while Heath Burns had the party boy trapped in a Figure-4 Leglock! Having to be locked in a double submission move was painful, as if Geoff was somehow trapped in an iron maiden!
"What an impressive double team by Flash and Heath!" Jonesy said, clapping sarcastically. "Talk about brothers getting along, huh?"
"For the last time, Heath Burns and Flash Sentry are not brothers!" J.R. shot back at his partner.
"I keep thinking they are, dude!" Jonesy responded.
Geoff was trying to break free, but the pain was too intense and excruciating to break out of the hold.
But suddenly, Twilight Sparkle managed to go on the top rope. When she leaped, she crashlanded on Heath Burns with a Guillotine Leg Drop!
"And Twilight drops a leg from the top rope!" J.R. exclaimed.
"Geoff's legs are safe for another day," Jonesy nodded, "But I can't say the same for his neck!"
While Geoff was trying to break free from that Cobra Clutch, Jackson Jekyll had Monty Monogram grounded at the lower left turnbuckle.
From there, he trapped Monty in a tree of woe and ran to the other turnbuckle to examine his shot.
"He's got Monty trapped in the turnbuckle!" J.R. replied.
"What's he gonna do, go to the corner, roll up into a ball and suck his thumb?" Jonesy chuckled.
"I'm certain that's not on his mind!" J.R. shook his head no.
As Jackson Jekyll beat his chest three times while shouting out 'Mons-Ter-High" in ECW style, the nerd took off running...
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...and nailed Monty with a huge dropkick to the jaw!
"Ouch! That was right in the teeth, J.R.!" Jonesy cringed a little.
"Too bad Monty didn't bring a mouthguard with him," J.R. said, cringing as well. "That was brutal!"
As Monty held on to his jaw in pain, the Rumble clock popped up on the titantron in anticipation of the next entrant.
"Another entrant's coming up, J.R." Jonesy smiled. "I can't wait to see who it is!"
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #41. Ice King (Adventure Time)
With the horn sounding off once again, a Gandalf look-a-like with a blue dress, light blue skin and a long white beard sprinted to the ring, greeted by a bit of a mixed reaction.
"Well, coming off from 'Adventure Time'," J.R. said, introducing the next entrant. "Here comes the Ice King!"
"Regardless of what people in LA think about him," Jonesy clearly stated. "I think he's definitely gonna go all the way!"
As Ice King got inside the ring, he pushed Vanessa Doofenshmirtz to the turnbuckle and gave out open chops to her chest!
"D-d-d-" Jonesy stuttered a bit. "Did Ice King chop her in the breast?"
"Looked like it to me," J.R. nodded. "That must sting for Vanessa!"
Seeing his girlfriend get chopped in the chest, Monty tried to get his hands on the Ice King...
...but the old man turned around and started chopping Monty in the chest!
"The Ice King has gone chop-happy!" J.R. stated out.
"I hate to find out what those chops feel like," Jonesy replied. "It would slice as much as swiss army knife could!"
Meanwhile, while Ice King kept himself company with Monty and Vanessa, Flash and Twilight decided to double team Jackson Jekyll by attempting to nail a double suplex.
"Oh man, this ain't gonna be good for the nerdy freak!" Jonesy chuckled.
"Talk about a world of hurt he's gonna be in!" J.R. nodded.
As Flash tugged Jackson's pants slightly, he and Twilight lifted the nerd up...
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...but Frankie managed to make the save by catching Jackson on the way down. When Flash and Twilight turned around, Frankie and Jackson greeted them with superkicks to the face!
"Whoa! What kicks to the face!" J.R. said, nearly leaping out of his seat.
"This sucks," Jonesy snarled. "I wanted to see the nerdy freak get flattened like a pancake!"
"With Frankie with him, that's not gonna happen!" J.R. stated out.
As Frankie and Jackson shared a brief kiss, an already-eliminated Dan burst out of the curtain again! And then when he got into the ring, he started beating down Flash Sentry with flurries of ground punches!
"Oh man, Dan's here again!" Jonesy exclaimed.
"He's already been eliminated," J.R. replied. "But somehow, he just doesn't wanna take 'no' for an answer!"
"Somebody oughta stick Dan in the mental hospital!" Jonesy clearly pointed out.
Apparently, Duncan was getting tired of Dan's run-ins.
In response, Duncan finally got Dan off of Flash Sentry with a wedgie. The feeling of Dan's buttcrack being wedged up by elastic was painful in the malcontent's mind!
"Augh, get off my underwear, rapscallion!" Dan shouted at Duncan.
Duncan did what Dan told him. Instead...
...the delinquent threw Dan over the top rope and onto the floor.
"Thank goodness Dan's out once again," Jonesy sighed in relief. "That dude's a total menace!"
"Hopefully, that's the last time Dan might appear!" J.R. nodded.
Suddenly, Dan had no choice but to give up for now and leave.
After Dan left for backstage (again), Ice King body slammed Geoff in the middle of the ring.
From there, he decided to go high-risk like any other high-flying competitor do by going to the top rope.
"Oh man, is the old guy really gonna fly?" Jonesy raised an eyebrow.
"He definitely is, like it or not!" J.R. nodded.
As he looked up to the sky with both fingers in air, Ice King leaped...
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...extended his elbow...
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...and nailed the party boy with a top-rope elbow drop! The crowd jumped to their feet and pulled off a "Randy Savage" chant, just for good measure!
"An elbow drop from the top rope," J.R. commented. "And Ice King nails it perfectly!"
"Ice King is really making a name for himself, I can tell you that!" Jonesy nodded.
Before Ice King could slowly eat the 'Randy Savage' chants up, he turned around...
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...only to see Flash Sentry nail him with the Superman punch!
"Well, that came out of nowhere!" Jonesy replied with a chuckle.
"Flash leaped up and socked Ice King right in the face!" J.R. exclaimed.
"Talk about the force of a speeding truck crashing through your teeth!" The blue-haired commentator nodded out.
As the carnage continued, the Rumble clock appeared on the titantron once again. Seeing this, the people in the arena stood up and awaited the 42 entrant to this match.
"Here comes number 42 making his way," Jonesy clearly stated. "I can't wait for this one!"
"I could say the same thing," J.R. nodded. "Who's it gonna be?"
Well, another day, another chapter! Let's find out what stats we have, shall we?
Entrants still in the ring: Duncan, Flash Sentry, Frankie Stein, Geoff, Heath Burns, Ice King, Jackson Jekyll, Monty Monogram, Twilight Sparkle and Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
Eliminated so far: Buford Van Stomm, Beavis, Plucky Duck, Jonesy Garcia, Peter Griffin, Muscle Man, SpongeBob SquarePants,
Bubbles, Lightning, Timmy's Dad, Timmy Turner, George Liquor American, Homer Simpson, Edd, Chris, Sam, Dan, Spike, The Great And Powerful Trixie, Phineas Flynn, Uncle Ruckus, Stewie Griffin, Butt-Head, Sunset Shimmer, Abbey Bominable, Randy Marsh, Brock Samson,
Carl Brutananadilewski, Spectra Vondergeist, Buster Bunny and Milhouse Van Houten
Who will number 42 be? Will Dan keep on trolling for the rest of the Rumble? And will there be extra brownies? I wish...
Anyway, next chapter will be coming soon, so be sharp!