June: Finally got laid!
Ratchet: Do you want a medal?
June: What?
June: Oh no...paid! I just got paid!
June: I want to through my phone out of a window
Bee: That movie was amazing!
Smokescreen: I fist you!
Bee: o.O dude
Smokescreen: *hear I meant hear I swear!
Bee: I'm putting this on Twitter
Smokescreen: Don't!
Bee: Too late. That's what you get for fisting me (^.^)
Jack: Damn, I really want arsenic right now
Arcee: What
Jack: Ass
Jack: Application
Jack: APPLESAUCE THERE I SAID IT
Sideswipe: No, just no
Sideswipe: You're the only one rhomboid like that
Sideswipe: Tanning
Sideswipe: Thinking
Sunstreaker: I've never been insulted with geometric shapes before. This new to me
Sunstreaker: What? Quadrilateral got your glossa? :P
Bulkhead: I'm watching Jerry Maguire with Miko. It's hilarious!
Wheeljack: I love that movie
Wheeljack: SHOW ME THE NUNNERY
Wheeljack: *money
Arcee: That party was amazing
Arcee: Everyone rockin out to Bosnian Rapist
Ratchet: Can't say I've heard that one...
Arcee: Bohemian Rhapsody! That's what I meant to say!
Arcee: Damn autocorrect.
Agent Fowler: WHAT IF EYEBALLS HAVE BUTTS BUT WE DON'T KNOW CUZ THEY'RE HIDDEN IN OUR SKULLS
Agent Fowler: What the...
Agent Fowler: How drunk was I last nigh?
Optimus: You don't want to know.