"Cartoon Royal Rumble"
Rated T
Summary: 80 men/women from your favorite cartoons will battle it out in a battle royal for a chance at $1,000,000! It's all out mayhem and anarchy in the first ever Cartoon Royal Rumble!
Disclaimer: I especially do not own anything associated with Cartoon Network, Disney, Fox's Animation Domination, Nickelodeon, Adult Swim, Hub Network or anything animated whatsoever. Or not to mention the fact that I don't own WWE or TNA.
P.S.: The list of characters I have will be random, so you won't know who'll show up in this match. Once again, I don't own.
Chapter 12: Heart of a Lonely Hunter
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #42: Jude Lizowski (6teen)
As the horn sounded off for the 42nd time, a skater boy with a black beanie, blondehair, and a pale yellow shirt came rolling through the aisle with his skateboard. While skating, he managed to give a high-five out to the rest of the fans rolling on by.
"Aw yeah!" Jonesy shouted in glee. "It's my good buddy Jude!"
"Jude Lizowski from 6teen is in the Royal Rumble!" J.R. exclaimed.
"You bet he is," Jonesy replied. "He's gonna wipe the floor the first thing he gets in!"
As Jude got inside the ring, he was caught by surprise from Frankie Stein...
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...who walloped Jude with a spinning heel kick to the face!
"I'm afraid Frankie just wiped Jude in the face with that kick!" J.R. cringed.
"Yeah," Jonesy snarled. "I wanna make sure that Jude eliminates one of those Monster High freaks too!"
While Jude was busy recovering from that nasty shot, The Ice King was busy with Duncan, picking up the delinquent in a fireman's carry position.
From there, he decided to spin Duncan all around the ring. This drove the crowd crazy, having to count the times Ice King spun with Duncan around his shoulders.
"Ice King with the airplane spin!" J.R. exclaimed.
"How can an old nerd like him get strength like this?" said Jonesy.
"Ice King's looking healthy like a pet coon there ever is!" J.R. exclaimed again.
Ice King also looked to use Duncan's body as a weapon, whacking out everyone from Twilight Sparkle to Heath Burns and Flash Sentry.
But suddenly, dizziness was sent in as the Ice King began to wobble back to the ropes, while Duncan managed to grab on to the top rope. Suddenly the momentum turned Ice King tumbling over the top rope and onto the floor, ending his run in the Rumble!
"Oh, and just like that, Ice King is out!" J.R. shouted out.
"Duncan's body was just too big for Ice King to carry, and it just sent him out!" Jonesy replied.
32nd Eliminated: Ice King; Eliminated by: Duncan; Duration: 1:34
After Ice King bitched about his elimination and left ringside, Geoff and Monty Monogram were busy trying to eliminate Jackson Jekyll from the matchup. Jackson was struggling to hang on to the ropes for as long as he could, but he could feel his hands slipping away.
"Uh-oh, the nerdy freak's going out," Jonesy replied. "I love it!"
"Jackson's in huge trouble if he doesn't get out soon!" J.R. cried out.
Seeing her boyfriend in trouble, Frankie managed to turn on the boombox sitting at ringside.
When the loud music was turned on, it reached Jackson's ears.
"The music... I... I can't take much more of this!" Jackson cringed.
But to the fans and commentators surprise, Jackson's entire body was transforming altogether. His peach skin was turned into blue skin, his hair changed from brownish-yellow to orange, and a tattoo was formed around his face that resembled Mike Tyson. Jonesy was in shock of what happened now.
"D-d-did he just suddenly change now?!" Jonesy said, almost lost for words.
"He did," J.R. nodded. "Jackson Jekyll is now DJ Holt Hyde!"
"So he's basically two freaks in one entire body?!" Jonesy freaked out again.
"In a way," J.R. nodded again. "Yes, he is!"
"Oh, you both outta time, baby!" Holt said to both Geoff and Monty.
The freaky DJ (not D.J. from Total Drama) managed to kick both Geoff and Monty away.
From there, Holt leaped to the top rope and flew down on both of them with a springboard moonsault!
"Insane Moonsault by Hyde!" J.R. shouted.
"This guy is more nuts than Dan is!" Jonesy replied.
"And while you ponder that," J.R. cleared his throat. "We might as well see who number 43 is!"
While Holt Hyde managed to pump up the crowd with his moves, the Rumble clock displayed on the titantron once again. Which meant another superstar was gonna come out in T-minus...
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #43: Hunter Huntsman (Ever After High)
As the horn sounded, a teenager with tan skin, hazel eyes, and brown hair made his way down the aisle. The right side of his head is shaven, while the hair on the left side hanged over his ear. He was also decked out in a green shirt, while wearing a green/brown jacket covering it.
"Alright, I don't know who this guy is..." Jonesy muttered.
"That's because he's Hunter Huntsman from the webtoon 'Ever After High'!" J.R. corrected him.
"Great," Jonesy muttered again. "So there's another girly show just like Monster High? Might as well make this Royal Rumble for little tweenage girls then!"
As soon as Hunter got inside the ring, he started brawling against Flash Sentry. Flash tried to catch Hunter off-guard with fist shots, but Hunter got the momentum, pushing Flash back with roundhouse kicks.
"Look at this," J.R. replied. "Hunter's firing away at Flash!"
"Imagine the idea of Hunter's boot slamming Flash right in the rib-cage!" Jonesy cringed. "Feels like a sledgehammer going right through you!"
After Flash was roughed up enough, Hunter connected with a forearm shot to the face and got him with a running bulldog!
"What a bulldog by the son of the Huntsman!" J.R. exclaimed.
"Wait a second," Jonesy said, stopping J.R. for a moment. "He's actually the son of a fairy tale character who was in Little Red Riding Hood and Snow White?"
"That's what it said in his Ever After High profile," J.R. responded. "Plus, he's a bit of nature lover."
"I guess that makes him a tree-hugging freak then..." Jonesy chuckled.
Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle caught Vanessa Doofenshmirtz at a good time, hitting her with a DDT while Vanessa tried to go for a axehandle from the top rope!
"What a loud DDT!" J.R. cringed.
"Nothing compared to Jake The Snake's DDT," Jonesy shook his head. "But still lethal nonetheless."
Seeing that Vanessa was incapacitated long enough, Twilight grabbed the fabric of her coat and began approaching the ropes...
...
...but suddenly, Vanessa countered by grabbing Twilight out of nowhere and throwing her over the top rope and onto the floor in complete shock.
"WHA! MY GAWD! TWILIGHT'S BEEN ELIMINATED!" J.R. shrieked.
"I don't believe my eyes!" Jonesy said, catching his breath.
"I can! Vanessa has just eliminated one of the favorites to win this Rumble," J.R. nodded. "And Twilight managed to last an half-hour in the ring! Very impressive!"
33rd Eliminated: Twilight Sparkle; Eliminated by: Vanessa Doofenshmirtz; Duration: 31:34
As Twilight was walking away in total defeat, she was given a huge applause from the audience for her incredible resiliency in the Rumble.
After Twilight's departure, Jude Lizowski and Holt Hyde were at the upper right turnbuckle, trying their best to get Monty Monogram up with a double superplex.
"Oh man," Jonesy replied. "Is this gonna be destructive!"
"I don't see things going well with Monty Monogram here!" J.R. gulped.
Before they could even lift him, Hunter Huntsman and Heath Burns decided to team up and add double the pain.
The Huntsman and the fire-bringer lifted up both Holt and Jude by their shoulders, and in a breathless display of power...
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...the duo slammed all three men with a powerbomb, just as Monty got superplexed to the mat!
"Oh my frickin' god!" Jonesy cringed in horror.
"You're definitely right," J.R. nodded. "Hunter and Heath just turned the Rumble into a complete car wreck!"
"Yeah, and there are no survivors!" Jonesy nodded.
As the carnage increased, the Rumble clock came up on the titantron again, indicating the entrance of the 44th entrant of this match.
"Here comes number 44," Jonesy replied. "What a time she's gonna have in the Rumble!"
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #44: Heather (Total Drama)
With the 44th horn sounding, a beautiful woman with long black hair, mahogany halter top and tan hot pants raced down the aisle. By her supermodel-like exterior, Asian descent, and a pouting scowl, she was ready for anything!
"Oh, here comes another huge favorite to win the Rumble!" J.R. pointed out.
"It's the runner-up of Total Drama World Tour, Heather!" Jonesy exclaimed, "Think of the impact she's gonna make in the match!"
"With the chart record she has in the Total Drama series, no wonder she's a favorite!" J.R. nodded.
As Heather stepped inside the ring, she noticed a fallen Jude Lizowski laying near her feet.
Using this opportunity, the Queen Bee picked up the Skater Boy and flung him over the top rope and onto the floor instantly!
"What!?" Jonesy shrieked, "Damn it!"
"Jonesy's best friend Jude gets eliminated by Heather," J.R. replied, "And Jonesy's not happy about it one bit!"
"It was all because of that freak Frankie Stein!" Jonesy growled a little.
34th Eliminated: Jude Lizowski; Eliminated by: Heather; Duration: 2:08
Disappointed that he never got a chance to make an impact, Jude shouted to Jonesy from ringside.
"Sorry about that, bro!" The skater boy yelled.
"Never better..." Jonesy growled back.
After Jude's departure, Heather grabbed Frankie Stein and shoved her to the left turnbuckle. From there, the Queen Bee extended her leg and starting choking the hell out of Frankie tightly!
"Yeah, that's right!" Jonesy shouted, cheering for Heather, "Show that pale green freak what for!"
"You're definitely being vocal, I assume..." J.R. muttered.
"I'm allowed to do whatever I want," Jonesy stated, "Your pleas don't mean donkey crap."
While Heather kept herself company with Frankie, Duncan ended up ducking a huge roundhouse kick from Flash Sentry. When Flash missed the kick, however...
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...Duncan lifted him up in a fireman's carry position, and dropped him down on his knee with a Go To Sleep!
"Haha, yeah!" Jonesy shouted in joy, "Way to put him to sleep!"
"That nearly knocked Flash's jaw, out of commission!" J.R. corrected himself.
As Duncan was blowing out a kiss to the fangirls sitting at ringside, Hunter Huntsman flew out of nowhere and dropkicked Duncan in the head, which sent the delinquent over the top rope with both feet hitting the floor.
"Wha-!" Jonesy replied, "You gotta be frickin' kidding me!"
"Hunter Huntsman came in like an arrow and shot Duncan out of the Rumble!" J.R. unexpectedly cried out.
"This is total bullcrap!" Jonesy whined, "I never expected him to go out this early!"
35th Eliminated: Duncan; Eliminated by: Hunter Huntsman; Duration: 9:31
Realizing that he was eliminated this early, Duncan decided to blow them off anyway.
"WHATEVER," Duncan shouted, "THIS RUMBLE BLOWS ASS ANYWAY!"
After Duncan's departure, Geoff managed to catch Holt Hyde mid-air while the wild teenager was attempting a flying body press.
Using his strength, Geoff scooped him up in a samoan drop position and grabbed him by the neck!
"Uh-oh, looks like a storm's on the horizon!" Jonesy chuckled.
"This isn't what Jackson- uh, I mean Holt, wants to be!" J.R. exclaimed.
And as Geoff attempted to spin him over with an F5, Holt managed to counter with a sick tornado DDT!
"Holy Sh-!" Jonesy shouted in shock.
"Unbelievable counter by Holt Hyde!" J.R. cried out, "That was by-gawd insane!"
"Insane is definitely best suited for him," Jonesy nodded, "Considering that all freaks at Monster High are like that!"
While Geoff was busy reeling from the counter, Heather was having trouble with both Frankie Stein and Vanessa Doofenshmirtz. Apparently, the daughters of both Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Frankenstein decided to gang up on the Queen Bee by attempting to eliminate her from the match.
Heather was basically hanging on by a thread.
"I'm afraid Heather may not last in the Rumble so long!" J.R. replied.
"Her chances aren't looking very good, J.R.!" Jonesy exclaimed.
"This could be the shortest Rumble run for Heather, so far!" J.R. shouted.
While Heather prayed for a miracle, she saw the Rumble clock display on the titan-tron, which meant another competitor was gonna come out. Hopefully, the next entrant who was about to come out in the count of 10 would obviously come to her help.
"We've got another entrant headed our way!" Jonesy exclaimed, "Who will it be?"
Well, this is gonna be interesting. Before Heather even thinks about falling off, let's check out the stats!
Entrants still in the ring: Flash Sentry, Frankie Stein, Geoff, Heath Burns, Heather, Hunter Huntsman, Jackson Jekyll/Holt Hyde, Monty Monogram and Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
Eliminated so far: Buford Van Stomm, Beavis, Plucky Duck, Jonesy Garcia, Peter Griffin, Muscle Man, SpongeBob SquarePants,
Bubbles, Lightning, Timmy's Dad, Timmy Turner, George Liquor American, Homer Simpson, Edd, Chris, Sam, Dan, Spike, The Great And Powerful Trixie, Phineas Flynn, Uncle Ruckus, Stewie Griffin, Butt-Head, Sunset Shimmer, Abbey Bominable, Randy Marsh, Brock Samson,
Carl Brutananadilewski, Spectra Vondergeist, Buster Bunny, Milhouse Van Houten, Ice King, Twilight Sparkle, Jude Lizowski and Duncan
I'll tell ya, how long has Geoff lasted so far? He entered at number five, and suddenly he's like the Energizer Bunny. He keeps going and going and going...
Anyway, next chapter will come soon? Until then, using my best Angry Video Game Nerd impression, "ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
Anyway, next chapter will be coming soon, so be sharp!