Arcee: Wheeljack is soooo cute
Arcee: He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Chromia: Are you drunk?
Arcee: No I'm Arcee
Miko: Packing for collage has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Bulkhead: MIKO NAKADAI
Miko: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WRONG NUMBER!
Bulkhead: I wish I could unread that
Lennox: Just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off my chest. You're all assholes.
Epps: I should have known you were drunk when you were having a conversation with a tiki torch
Miko: Jack, I think you went too far last night
Jack: Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Burger King
Epps: Only two more days and then we're on leave!
Lennox: Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Sunstreaker: So Bluestreak, how'd your date go?
Bluestreak: It went pretty well
Bluestreak: When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Smokescreen: I hate Snapchat
Bee: Why?
Smokescreen: Someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Jack: Last night was weird. Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am...I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Prowl: You're paying for the new berth-frame. Now where am I going to sleep tonight?
Jazz: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty berth frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Glenn Whitmann: Where did you disappear to last night?
Maggie Madsen: I assumed that you passed out. I'm drinking jager and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship would have been appreciated.