"Cartoon Royal Rumble"
Rated T
Summary: 80 men/women from your favorite cartoons will battle it out in a battle royal for a chance at $1,000,000! It's all out mayhem and anarchy in the first ever Cartoon Royal Rumble!
Disclaimer: I especially do not own anything associated with Cartoon Network, Disney, Fox's Animation Domination, Nickelodeon, Adult Swim, Hub Network or anything animated whatsoever. Or not to mention the fact that I don't own WWE or TNA.
P.S.: The list of characters I have will be random, so you won't know who'll show up in this match. Once again, I don't own.
Chapter 16: Can You See Me?
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
As the buzzer sounded, not one contestant came from the curtain. Apparently, something wasn't right.
"Who is it?" Jonesy replied.
"I'm not sure." J.R. shook his head. "Nobody's coming out!"
Suddenly in the ring, a mysterious figure appeared out of nowhere, standing on top of the turnbuckle! This brought out an insane pop from the crowd. With his light-blue beanie, dark gray hoodie and blue jeans, he was ready for battle!
Entrant #55: Invisi Billy (Monster High)
"Wh-what?!" Jonesy replied in shock. "Did that guy magically appear out of nowhere?!"
"I've never seen anything like that in my life!" J.R. exclaimed. "Invisi Billy from 'Monster High' sure knows how to make an entrance, by gawd!"
"And to think this Rumble couldn't get any more freakier than this!" Jonesy groaned stressfully.
Taking his valuable time, Invisi Billy leaped from the top rope and hit both Justin and Hunter with a moonsault. After that, he gave out separate dropkicks to both SWAT Kats.
"Wow, that invisible freak's going to work fast!" Jonesy gasped in an impressive way.
"He's moving so fast, it's really getting hard to keep up with him!" J.R. exclaimed.
Feeling pumped and psyched, Invisi Billy whipped himself to the ropes and ran right back, only to be stopped by Geoff. The party boy managed to lift Invisi Billy up in the air with a flapjack, but when he came back down...
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...Invisi Billy countered the move with a nice hurricanrana!
"No way, how is he doing that?!" The blue-haired announcer said.
"Invisi Billy is cleaning house here, let me tell ya!" J.R. nodded.
While the crowd was getting right behind Invisi Billy, Corey Riffin had Rainbow Dash groggy on the top left turnbuckle. Apparently, the frontman for Grojband had a frankensteiner in mind.
"Uh-oh, that's not gonna be good for Corey!" Jonesy exclaimed. "That's not a spot to be right now!"
"Could be quite risky!" J.R. exclaimed.
However, Corey's little attempt ended up sealing his fate. As soon as he leaped on top of Rainbow Dash's shoulders, the light blue-colored pony managed to twist her body around, which forced Corey to take a horrendous spill over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him!
"Welp, told ya it was gonna happen!" Jonesy exclaimed.
"The party's over for Corey Riffin!" J.R. exclaimed as well. "He's out of the match!"
45th Eliminated: Corey Riffin; Eliminated by: Rainbow Dash; Duration: 2:37
As Corey was laid out on the outside floor like a light, the action continued.
Inside the ring, Geoff was doing his best trying to eliminate Heather, who was clinging on tightly to the ropes.
"Uh-oh, Heather's in major trouble here!" Jonesy replied.
"This could definitely be the end of the road for her here!" J.R. nodded again.
Alejandro tried to go help her out, but he was busy getting trapped by Rope Stretch Chicken Wing caused by Justin. So that was out of the question. So far, the Queen Bee was a goner.
Or was she?
Out of nowhere, Invisi Billy snuck up behind Geoff and lifted his leg up so high that the party boy tumbled over the top rope and hit the outside floor, bring in a shocking elimination. The party boy, the fans and commentators all stood in shock.
"MY GAWD, I DON'T BELIEVE IT!" J.R. shouted.
"Are you kidding me?" Jonesy said, nearly losing his voice. "Did that invisible freak just eliminate Geoff?"
"I'm afraid you're right!" J.R. nodded. "Invisi Billy just eliminated the longest-lasting competitor in the Rumble. And Geoff can't believe it!"
46th Eliminated: Geoff; Eliminated by: Invisi Billy; Duration: 50:48
As Geoff left ringside area, he was given a tremendous ovation because of how long he lasted in the ring. Defintely an iron man if they ever seen one. While he was walking back, the countdown clock appeared on the titantron as another entrant was about to appear.
"Here comes another entrant, J.R.!" Jonesy exclaimed.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #56: Mordecai (Regular Show)
As the horn sounded for the 56th time, a humanoid bluejay came sprinting through the curtain in full speed as he raced down the aisle and high-fived some of the fans.
"Oh, here's another favorite I'm rooting for!" Jonesy exclaimed.
"It's Mordecai from Regular Show!" J.R. exclaimed.
"I hope he eliminates one of those freaks from Monster High!" Jonesy pointed out, "I can't stand them."
"I hardly doubt that's gonna happen, considering how long Heath Burns has lasted." J.R. replied.
After Mordecai entered the ring, he pulled out a flurry of forearm shots to Alejandro's face, followed by another round of forearm shots to Rainbow Dash. And then, connected the two with a hard noggin knocker!
"What a noggin knocker by the bluejay himself!" J.R. exclaimed.
"He's going in like gangbusters, let me tell ya!" Jonesy nodded.
After taking care of both Al and Rainbow, Mordecai saw Hunter Huntsman lying on the ground after being laid out in a double suplex. With no time to rest, Mordecai whipped his body to the ropes, rolled his body over and leaped up in the air with a flying somersault, hitting the Rolling Thunder on top of Hunter!
"Somebody's got a taste of Rolling Thunder!" Jonesy chuckled.
"Yeah, and Hunter Huntsman felt it coming to him the hard way!" J.R. nodded.
Meanwhile, Invisi Billy and Justin were busy ganging up on Razor with forearm shots to the back. After he was roughed up enough, Justin decided to go up top rope while at the same time, Billy lifted up Razor by his shoulders.
"Uh-oh, are we gonna see another Doomsday Device, J.R.?" Jonesy gasped, hanging on to his headsets.
"It's exactly what's on Justin's mind!" J.R. nodded, "Razor's gonna end up like roadkill here!"
However, before Justin could jump, Heather whipped Heath Burns to the ropes, which forced Justin to lose his balance. In an instant, Justin fell down on the turnpost, wracking his nuts painfully!
"Oh man!" Jonesy cringed, "There goes his melons."
"And everything in between!" J.R. nodded, "By gawd, that was nasty!"
While Justin was left lying on the floor to recover from that fall, 30 seconds had approached, which meant there was about to be 30 more seconds to a new competitor. Meanwhile, over at the upper right turnbuckle, Rainbow Dash had Hunter Huntsman trapped in the corner.
After roughing him up with hoof shots, Rainbow leaped on Hunter's shoulders and got over the top rope, only to grab Hunter's legs and bend them straight back, trapping Hunter with the Tarantula!
"Ohhh, this takes me back, J.R.!" Jonesy exclaimed.
"What a tarantula by Rainbow Dash!" J.R. nodded. "Made famous by ECW original Tajiri!"
"But doing this move is risky, considering that someone's gonna push Rainbow Dash out of this Rumble!" Jonesy reminded him.
"Let's hope it doesn't happen!" J.R. replied.
While Hunter was being trapped in the Tarantula, Mordecai started hitting away at him with shots to the face. He went for an ordinary 10-punch salute as the crowd grew a bit restless awaiting number 57's entrance.
"We're about to find out who number 57 is, JR!" Jonesy cried out.
"Can't wait for this!" JR nodded.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #57: Applejack (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic)
After the horn sounded for the 57th time, an orange pony with a blonde ponytail, a cowboy hat and an apple-shaped cutie-mark, came sprinting down through the aisle, being greeted by a standing ovation from the Los Angeles crowd.
"Well, from 'My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic', it's Applejack from the famed Apple family!" JR stated.
"You think the rest of her family look like her?" Jonesy smirked.
"I'm not really sure to be quite honest..." JR muttered.
After Applejack went inside the ring, she started giving out dropkicks to everyone she saw. She started throwing dropkick after dropkick to Heather, Invisi Billy, Heath Burns, and Alejandro at the same time,
"And just like that, Applejack is cleaning house!" J.R. exclaimed.
"I bet she wouldn't last more than eight seconds." Jonesy muttered.
"Well, I think she's about to eat your words." JR reminded him. "Because she's going past those eight seconds!"
After that, Applejack gave out a hurricanrana to Razor. When Razor flew from that hurricanrana however...
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...he rammed his partner T-Bone in the fruit basket, therefore making him cringe in pain!
"Ohhh, that's unfortunate." J.R. cringed.
"I think T-Bone hurt his little kitty balls there." Jonesy smirked. "You think it's possible for a cat to have genitals?"
"I think I'm feel a lot more uncomfortable for today, thank you..." J.R. rolled his eyes as the action continued.
Meanwhile, Justin and Hunter Huntsman were busy trying to get Heath Burns off the apron and into elimination.
"Look at this, JR!" Jonesy exclaimed. "We may see the firey freak getting eliminated! I love it!"
"Heath Burns, hanging on as long as he can!" J.R. nodded.
"Yeah, but for how long, JR?" Jonesy smirked evilly.
Not letting go, Heath managed to fight Justin and Invisi Billy off.
But before he could enter the ring, Alejandro rushed him and dropkicked Heath right in the head, knocking him off the apron and eliminating him...
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...
...or did he?
"Heath's gone-no, hold on!" J.R. cried.
"WHAT?!" Jonesy shrieked.
"BY GAWD, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!"
Jonesy soon found out that Heath was hanging on to the lower rope by his own two feet! That brought the crowd in a total frenzy, and it nearly sent Jonesy into total shock.
"How in the hell is that freak doing that?" Jonesy gasped. "Can somebody at least explain that to me?"
"Heath Burns is like a damn spider monkey!" J.R. chuckled. "You can't seem to get him off!"
After regaining consciousness, Heath Burns managed to use the lower rope to lift himself up and get back in the ring, bringing in a huge pop from the crowd!
"And just like that, Heath Burns is back in!" J.R. replied.
"C'mon, is no one gonna eliminate this freak?" Jonesy whined.
"If you don't like him so much, why don't you go in the ring and get him out yourself?" J.R. scowled at Jonesy.
"I would, but I don't want my soft skin getting burned in the process." Jonesy replied, changing his mind.
As soon as he got back in the ring, Heath Burns managed to sneak behind Alejandro.
As Alejandro tried to get his hands on Applejack, Heath leaped on top of Alejandro's shoulders, flipped back, and flipped Alejandro over with a reverse hurricanrana. To make it more painful, Alejandro landed on top of his skull!
"Oh, Alejandro got it in the cabeza!" JR smirked.
"That freak rolled him up like a chimichanga." Jonesy obviously stated. "Which reminds me, I'm a bit hungry."
"And so are the fans in Los Angeles!" J.R. nodded. "They're ready to see who number 58 is!"
While the action went on, the rest of the fans all looked to the titantron, waiting to see who the next entrant was. Whoever it was, he/she was prepared.
Number 58 oughta be interesting. As I ponder about this, let's see the stats, shall we?
Entrants still in the ring: Alejandro Burromuerto, Applejack, Heath Burns, Heather, Hunter Huntsman, Invisi Billy, Justin, Mordecai, Rainbow Dash, "Razor" Jake Clawson, and "T-Bone" Chance Furlong
Eliminated so far: Buford Van Stomm, Beavis, Plucky Duck, Jonesy Garcia, Peter Griffin, Muscle Man, SpongeBob SquarePants,
Bubbles, Lightning, Timmy's Dad, Timmy Turner, George Liquor American, Homer Simpson, Edd, Chris, Sam, Dan, Spike, The Great And Powerful Trixie, Phineas Flynn, Uncle Ruckus, Stewie Griffin, Butt-Head, Sunset Shimmer, Abbey Bominable, Randy Marsh, Brock Samson,
Carl Brutananadilewski, Spectra Vondergeist, Buster Bunny, Milhouse Van Houten, Ice King, Twilight Sparkle, Jude Lizowski, Duncan, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Frankie Stein, Jackson Jekyll/Holt Hyde, Jorgen Von Strangle, Glenn Quagmire, Flash Sentry, Monty Monogram, Slappy Squirrel Riley Freeman, Corey Riffin and Geoff
Now that Geoff is no longer in the Rumble, will Heath break Geoff's record of the longest-lasting participant? What role will Rainbow Dash and Applejack play in the Rumble? The answers will be answered til next chapter! Until then, Salud and Amen!